《直播算命:水友你卧室床底有个人》 小说介绍
remenxiaoshuo《zhibosuanming:shuiyouniwoshichuangdiyougeren》shigouqipaochabeizuixinxiedeyibendoushileixiaoshuo,zhujiaosuyuzhangchao,neirongzhuyaojiangshu:kanniwoshichuangdiba,zangzheyigenanren......”suyuyaotoushuodao。sanquangeliansedabian,dangchangzhuojian,dangchangzhibobaodagounannv。“shengun!ninengkanchuwoshenmelai?!”“shuiyou,wokanbukandechudongxibuzhongyao,zhongyaodeshiniyijingpaobulele,jingchashushuyijingshangmenle!”suyuzhijieyijianbaojing,tongjifanhaiganlaitazhibojiansuanming?danmufenfenbaozha。“zhenshiyigekekaodezhuboa!shenle!”......
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第1章
yunchengnan,sangzangyitiaojie。
jieshangrenyanxishao,dianpuzhaopaisanluan,touzheyiguqiliang。
zaijieweiyouyijiabuqiyandexiaodian,menkoulanqipiaopiao,qishang“suanming”erzicangjingyouli。
dandianneizhiyouyigewuguanduanzhengdeshuaiqiqingnian,chuanzheqingsededaopao,zhangfazanqi,jingranyidianyebuweihe。
suyubarechafangzaishubiaobianshang,yibiankaijinannandao,“shifu,woyebuzhidaogaishuoninlaorenjiashenmehao,nayourenbasuanmingdediankaizaisangzangyitiaojiede,zhaogecaishichangyehaoa......”
“ninshijiahexiqu,yizoulezhile,zheigelantanzihaidewolaishoushi。”
“ai,xingkuihuodelechuancheng,fouzezheidianzaojiuguanmenle!”
suyudaxiaofumushuangwang,zaigueryuanzhangda,basuineinianbeishifuxuzonghuashouyang。
shifuxuzonghuaqueshiyouxiebenshi,suanminghenshaoluogua,zonggensuyushuozijishishenmejietianjiaobashibadaichuanren,niubidehen。
suyuyiqianyizhiyiweishifushipianrende。
danmeixiangdaoxuzonghuashengqianmeijisuyuliuxiashenme,fandaoshisihourangsuyuhuodeleyigejiao《jietiangong》degongfachuancheng,haijuexingleyigemingwei“gongdexitong”dexitong。
jietiangong,gumingsiyi,“dajielaotian”,suyujieshouchuanchengzhihousuanmingdeyanguangyifeichongtian,qianshijinshengdounengjishuochulai。
zhiyaosuyutongguosuanminggaibiantarendeqiyun,erqiebixushiwanghaodefangxiangfazhan,rangrenhuodefubao,tajiunenggoucongshangtianneihuodegongdedian。
ranhouliyonggongdediangenxitongzuojiaoyi。
suyukanle,xitongqueshihenniubi。
zhuoguihuafu,xunlongdianxue,fenjinjinmu,wusuobuneng。
zheixiedongxidoukeyiyonggongdedianlaijiaohuan。
关键是......
店里没生意啊!
suyuzhangguandianpuyigeduoyue,zhiyoulelejidanshengyi。
yiqianhaiyoujigeshifudelaoguke。
xianzaishifuzoule,neixielaogukeyebulaile。
meishengyi,jiumeifatirensuanming,jiumeiqian,gengmeiyougongdedian。
jiexialaijiudengzhedaobiba。
danhuorennanengrangniaobiesi。
jiranshitidianmeiren,neijiukaizhiboa!
suyutaoleyibuershoudepodiannao,jiuweilekaizhibo。
suyuzaidoushazhibojianbiaotidashang“zhibosuanming,tongsouwuqi,buzhunbuyaoqian”deziyang。
点击开启直播。
suyudiaoshizhejingtouziyu。
“shifu,nikebieguaitudiwo,xianzaishiwangluoshidai,renheshangdouzaiwangshangchuanshoufofa,haihuayuanni。”
“yaobushidianlishengyitaicandan,tudiyebuhuichucixiace。”
“ninlaoyaoshizaitianyouling,buxiangzaikandaodizisantianejiudun,jiubaoyouwodezhibojiandahuoba......”
wufenzhongguoqu,qinglengdezhibojianzhiyouyigeyonghufaguoliangtiaodanmu。
“he,zhibosuanming,haojiahuo,yifahuojiansuanyici,zhenganyaoa。”
“zhubo,wojianyinixianjizijisuanyigua,kankanjintianyoumeiyoushaziyuanyirangnipiande。”
“xiaohuozhangdedaoshitingshuai,weishenmebuqudiaoxiaoguniangni......”
suyu,“......”
被这样讽刺,
shukeren,shenshendoubunengren!
suyuzaizhuoxiaanzidianleyizhang“qiyunfu”,yidaobaisedeguangmangzaizhibojianshanshuoleyixia。
suyuchuilechuirecha,qingqingminleyikou,weixiaozhejingjingdengdai。
与此同时。
doushaapprementuijianshang,suyudezhibojianturancuanlechulai,dailezuzushijimiao。
zuoweiguoneizuidadezhiboapp,zheishijimiaoremenshunjianrangsuyudezhibojiandaodashiwanrenqi,jinruzhibojianderenshuyeyoushangbairen。
“yonghu【chunlese】jinruzhibojian”
“yonghu【guizu、lengshao】jinruzhibojian”
“yonghu【xiaosha2485748】jinruzhibojian”
......
zhibojiandedanmuyehuoyueqilai。
:zhibosuanming?buzhunbuyaoqian?zhendejiadea?
:bieshuo,zheizhubodedabanhaitingxiangyang。
:zhubo,nideshexiangtoushiyongmensuopaidema?huazhizhenhao。
:yifahuojiansuanyici?temeqiangyinxingdoumeiyounizheimezhengqian!
:xianzaizhenshishenmeamaoagoudounengzhibo,ershiyishiji,sheixinzheiwanyiera。
:suanbuzhuntuiqian,zhuboniqueding?
suyuzidongguolvneixiewururenhediaokandedanmu,jingzhunbuzhuodaoyouyongdeneitiaodanmu,huidadao。
“nongfusanquan......sanquange,wobaozheng,buzhunbuyaoqian,woyaoshishualaibutuiqian,nizhaopingtaijubaowo。”
suyuhaizhenmeixiangdao,zheimekuaijiuyoukehushangmen。
guolebudaoliangfenzhong,suyuzhibojianshangfangbianpiaoguoyifahuojian。
“【nongfusanquan】zai【zhibosuanming】zhibojiansongchuyifahuojian!”
zhibojianrenqizaicishangshengdaoshiwuwan。
弹幕也炸了。
:**,zhenyourenxina!
:zheigeshijieshangzuibuquedejiushishazi!
:hehe,wohuaiyishituo!genlubianxiaxiangqiside,sheixina。
:kankanzhubonengshuashenmehuazhaoba!
......
suyuweixiaozhekanzhedanmu,hunbuzaiyi。
生意上门。
农夫三拳打字询问。
:huojianwoyeshuale,zenmesuan?
suyudao,“youyushixianshangsuanming,suoyiyouzhuduobubian,fenliangzhongfangshisuanming。”
“diyizhong,jiwoshengchenbaziheshouxiangzhaopian。”
“dierzhong,zhijiekaishipinlianxian。”
“wogerenjianyidierzhong,wosuandegengzhunyixie,sanquangenikanzhelaiba。”
......
直播算命:水友你卧室床底有个人