《直播:我冤种医生,患者全是奇葩》 小说介绍
《zhibo:woyuanzhongyisheng,huanzhequanshiqipa》shiyulinjinchuangzuodeyibudoushixiaoshuo,zhujiaolinfengluxiyudegushilingrendongrong。zaizheigelingrenzhixideshijiezhong,linfengluxiyujinglileyixiliejingxindongpodemaoxian,tongshiyexianrujiujiedeganqingjiugezhizhong。zheibenxiaoshuochongmanxijuxingheyinrenrushengdeqingjie,bidinghuixiyindaliangduzhedeguanzhu。erlinfenggangcaineifanhua,taziranyetingdaole。xindiyeshibuyoudesongleyikouqi。zheishuomingtaqianmiandejianchameiyouwentima!guoranhaishiyaozi……。
《直播:我冤种医生,患者全是奇葩》 第1章:什么录节目?我们这是直播啊! 免费试读
“huanyinglaidao《sanbailiushixing》!meitiandainirenshiyigexinzhiye!”
“dajiahao!woshizhuchirenluxiyu!”
yiyuandalouqiandekongdishang,yimingluoluodafangdenvzhuchiren,zhengduizhejingtoukankanertan。
“benlanmudezongzhi,shidailingdajiajinjuliguanchaherenshibutongdexingyeyijicongyerenyuan。”
“erjintian,womenxuanzhongdexingyeshi——yisheng!”
luxiyuhuayingangluo,shexiangshiyeganjinjileyiyuandalouyigezhengmiantexie。
yangguangzhixia,“renanyiyuan”sigejinsedazi,shanshanfaguang。
“womenbencizhibodeduixiang,shirenanyiyuandeyimingputongyisheng,linfeng。”
“duiyu‘yisheng’zheigezhiye,womenkeyishuoshijishuxiyoumosheng。”
“shuxi,shiyinweiwomenmeigerendeyisheng,congchushengkaishidoulibukaiyisheng。”
“ermosheng,yeshiyinweiwomendabufenqingkuangxia,zhiyoushengbingdeshihoucaihuizhaoyisheng。”
“suoyi,yishengmenzaiyiyuandegongzuorichang,youshishenmeyangzideni?”
“dajiahewoyitanjiujingba!”
shuowan,zhuchirenmaikailetui,chaozheyiyuanneibuerqu。
zhibojiandeguanzhongmentingwanjieshao,yanjinglishanshuoqileqidaideguangmang。
“haishizheizhongjiediqideguominjiemuyouyisi,wozaojiukannilewanghongmingxing!”
“haizimashangjiuyaogaokaole,zheijiemunenglejiegexinggeye,yesuanshilingleidebaokaozhinan!”
“dachengshiliyishengdedaiyudoutinghaode,wojiudasuanrangwojiahaizidangyisheng!”
“quanrenxueyi,tiandaleipi!quanrenxuefa,qiandaowangua!shenzhongadajie!”
“yishengdedaiyuzaihao,yeshideaozilikanzilide!”
“buzhidaozheiweilinfengyishengnianjiduoda,youmeiyousanshi?”
“kanlianhaizhenbuyidingkanchulai,yishengbujinhuijiabanaoye,haihenshaonaode。”
“neitabuhuinianjiqingqingjiudizhonghaileba?hahaha!”
“……”
zaiguanzhongmendeyilunshengzhong,luxiyuyijingqiaoxianglelinfengdezhenshidamen。
yigechenwenerpingdandeshengyintouguomenfengchuanlejinlai。
“请进!”
luxiyutuimenerru,shouxianyingrutayanliande,shiyigechuanzhebaidaguadenianqingren。
duifangzhengkaozaibangongyishang,shouliduanzhebaowenbei,sihuzhengzhunbeiheshui。
“nihao,woshi《sanbailiushixing》lanmudezhuchiren,luxiyu。”
“qingwen,nishilinyishengme?”
luxiyuzhishixiguanxingdequerenyixia。
meixiangdaoduifangmeitouweizhou,sihushizai……sisuo?
buguo,zheigebiaoqingyezhishiyishanerguo。
luxiyulimadedaolekendingdedaan。
“嗯,我是林枫。”
zhibojiandeguanzhongmengensuizhejingtoushangxiadalianglinfeng,junyouyanqianyiliangdeganjue。
“zheigeyishengqueshinianqinga!zhiqianshisheishuotadizhonghaide?chulaiaida。”
“wokantazheizhenshidefenggehezhongyichabuduo,tazheimenianqingnandaohaishizhongyi?”
“shizhongyijiushuodetongle!baowenbeilipaogouqishiba?”
“kanzhenianqing,meizhunyijingsansishile!yangshenggongfukongburusi!”
“paokaiyanzhibutan,taruguozhenshizhongyi,buzhidaoyishuzenmeyanga?”
“jiemuzukenengshidanxinlaoyishenggenbushangzhibodejiezou,suoyiteyitiaoxuandenianqingrenba?”
“wodaobuzaiyishenmenianjihewaimao,nengzhibingdeyishengdoushihaoyisheng,jiexialaikantazhibingjiuxingle。”
“说的有道理!”
“……”
guanzhongmenyilunfenfendeshihou,luxiyuyijinghelinfenghanxuanwanbi,shuangshuangruzuo。
danlinfengkanqilaisihuyouxiezoushen,luxiyuquandangshiduifangdiyicishangjiemutaijinzhang。
suoyiyemeizaiyi,taxiaolexiao,zhudongkaikoudao:
“linyisheng,ninengjiwomenjieshaoyixia,nimenyishengderichanggongzuo,doushishenmeyangzidema?”
tandaozijidezhiye,linfengshenseziranlebushao。
tapoweisuihedibailebaishou,xiaodao:
“beixuanzhongcanjiajiemu,woqishihaitingyiwaide。”
“yinweiwomenyishengpingshijibenshangdouzaiyiyuanlidaizhe。”
“richanggongzuowufeijiushichafangwenzhen、kaiyaofang、xiebingli……”
“xiangshizheixieshi,wojuedezheimeishahaozhibode。”
tingdaolinfengdehuida,luxiyulengleyixia。
zheilinfengyisheng,juranzheimegengzhishizaidema?
zhibojiandeguanzhongmenyelengleyixia,suijixiaokaile。
“zheiweilinfengyishengshuodehuahenjiediqia,wogangcailianyidianjiandaoyishengdejinzhanggandoumeiyou。”
“ganggangwohaiyiweitayeshineizhongbugouyanxiaodeyisheng,meixiangdaojuranzheimesuihe。”
“haha,biewangle,bupazhongyixiaoxixi,jiupazhongyimeiyandi!”
“zhenyaolaigebugouyanxiaode,zanmenpashidaqidoubuganchu!”
“shuodeyeshi,wokanlinyishengzheiyangdejiutinghao!”
“tashiyouhuazhishuo,shihuashishuo!tadehuanzhekendingbuyongzhanzhanjingjingdecaicesha。”
“……”
luxiyuhuiguoshenlai,yishijiandouyoudianbuzhidaozenmejielinfengzheishizaihua。
taxiayishidekanleyiyanshenpangdesheyingji。
erlinfengyegenzhezhuyidaoleshexiangjishangdegongzuodengzhengzaishandong。
ranhou,tazhilezhishexiangtou,kanxiangluxiyuwendao:
“qingwen,nimenzheishiyijingkaishiluzhilema?”
luzhi?shuodeshikaibome?
luxiyubumingsuoyidedianlediantou。
“ng,yijingkaishile。”
“ee,haode,shaodengyixia。”
linfengshuozhe,dakailezhuozixiamiandechouti。
taochuyibadahongshuzihexiaojingzi,kaishishutoufa。
kandaozheiyimu,luxiyuheshexiangshiliangren,toudingmaochuleyigedadadewenhao。
haibudengliangrenyousuofanying,linfengyijingjiangtoufashuchengleyisibugoudepianfenmoyang。
ranhou,tazhengduishexiangtou,tingzhileyaoban。
shuangshoujiaowo,fangzaizhuozishang,yifuzhengzhongqishideyangzi。
“dianshijiqiandeguanzhongpengyoumen,dajiahao,woshirenanyiyuandeyimingzhuyuanyishi,linfeng。”
linfengshuozhe,yeshiluchubakeyachi,zuochubiaozhundeyingyeshiweixiao。
“xianzai,wojianghedajiajieshaoyixiawomenyiyuan。”
“renanyiyuanjujinyiyoujinbainiandelishi,shiwoshishoujiazhongxiyijiehedeyiyuan……”
linfengrenzhenhuixiangjiyizhongdegaozi,kaishibeisong。
cike,mianduijingtoudeta,bujinmianbubiaoqingdeti,yusuyeshibujibuhuan,yudiaogengshikengqiangyouli。
danzhibojiandeguanzhongmen,queshibangbuzhule!
“???dangwodachuwenhao,bushiwoyouwenti,shiwojuedeniyouwenti。”
“a?woshiloukanleyiduanleme?zenmeturanjiuhuanlegehuafengle?”
“bujinshihuafeng,zheirenhegangcaishiyigeren??”
“haha,zheilinyisheng,nianjiqingqinghaiyouliangfumiankongni。”
“batoufashuchengdarenmoyang,chuanshangyishenshuaiqi……baidagua???”
“nibieshuo!nihaizhenbieshuo!wogangcaihaijuedetasuihedebuxiangyisheng,zheigepianfenfaxingyichulai,shunjianjiuyouneiweierle!”
“haha,toufayishu,qizhidoubuyiyangle,zhenggerendouzhilengleqilai!”
“linyishenga,nizhilengqilaiwomeiyijian,danshizheixiayoubushuohuale,shijigeyisi?”
“nandaoshizhibokale?bujinlinyishengmeishuohuale,zhuchirenyemeiyoushuohua。”
“在?看看网?”
“……”
bushiluxiyubushuohuale,shitayebeilinfengzheituruqilaidecaozuojigaomengle。
erlinfengzeshizaibeiwanfugaohou,baochiweixiao,yilianwugudikanzheluxiyu。
liangrenjiuzheiyangdayandengxiaoyan,yishijian,anjingjile。
zuihou,linfengzhongyushirenbuzhule。
tameitouyitiao,xiaoshengwendao:
“neige,zenmehaibuhan‘ka’ni?zanmenshimeiyouzheigehuanjiema?”
“buhaoyisi,diyicishangjiemumeijingyan。”
“nimenzheibianluwanziwojieshao,haiyaoshuoshenmema?”
linyishengyiweigangcaishiluzhiziwojieshao?
luxiyudengdaleyanjing,kanlekanshexiangji。
zaikankanlinfeng,ruoruodao:
“e……womenzheishizaizhibo。”
linfengwenyan,meitouweizhou,youxiechayi。
“ng,wozhidaozheishigezhibojiemu,yuanlaiyijingzaizhiboleme?”
“wohaiyiweikaiboqian,dexianluyiduanziwojieshao……”
dengdeng,yijingzaizhibole?!
tiqudaoguanjiancidelinfeng,dunshiyishidaolebuduijing!
neizijigangcaisuoyoudexiaodongzuo,douzhibochuqule?
zheisuanbusuanzhiboshigua?!
………………
ps:xinshuqihang!youmiaoqiushouzang!qiuzhuidu!meirizhuidushujuduixinshuzhiguanzhongyao!
haiwangduzhedadaqianqiqianwanbuyaoyangshu!meitianfandaozuixinyizhangzuihouyiye!
xinshuzhuidushujugao,zuozhecainengnadaotuijian,yeyoudonglibaogeng!
 
                 直播:我冤种医生,患者全是奇葩
                                直播:我冤种医生,患者全是奇葩