《地府上班,第一天就油炸家人》 小说介绍
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sanshengjingqian,wokanzhejingzhongneigeshouruodexiaonvhai。
这是我五岁的记忆。
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“xiaonvhaibutinghua,duodaliangxiajiuzhangjixingle。”
jingwaidezhangyuyizhizhejingzi:
“zheibushihenzhengchangma?nagehaizibushizheimedadade?wozheishiweitahao!”
huayinweiluo,tajiucanjiao。
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我爸在一旁帮腔:
“dui,jialijiuzhiwangnididile,nidechulibangta。”
jingzhongwoyanleiwushenghualuo,jingwaidetamen,hunporubeilingchi,tongdefangun,zuilihaizaibianjie:
“wo……womenyeshiweilejia……weilenididi……”
画面再转。
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dianhuali,talizhiqizhuang:
“jinididihuanleyouxiji、mingpaixieziheyifu,tianlediannao、shouji,nanhaizizaiwaimian,bunenghansuan。”
“niyigenvhaiziyaoshenmefangzi?jialerenbujiuyoule?”
xiayimu,woaolesangetongxiaozuodefangandedaoshangshi,jinshengzaiwang。
taquechongjingongsisapodagun,zhizhewodebizidangzhesuoyoutongshimiankuhao:
“woyanglegebaiyanlanga!zijiyaoshengzhi,doubukenjijialiyifenqian!”
最终我丢了工作。
meiyimuhuiyi,douhuazuotamenhunposhangwuxiuzhidekuxing。
zuihendeyimu,zhongyulaile。
didilinguanghuidubo,qianlesanshiwan。
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baozhulinjianqingdedatuikuqiu:
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linjianqingyijiaotizaiwotoushang。
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jingwaidedifuzhong,aihaoshengdadaodingfeng。
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zheici,didilinguanghuiyouqiqican。
 
                 地府上班,第一天就油炸家人
                                地府上班,第一天就油炸家人