《阴差阳错》 小说介绍
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shenyanyancaizhehuabanliudaoledajianglu,hongxingcanguandejiedaocanguanbingbuduo,suoyihaitinghaozhaode。
zheijiacanguanshixinkaide,shengyikanqilaihenlengqing。
canguanlaobanbuzenmehuiyongwaimaixitong,manghuolehaojiudoumeichudan,zuihoudanzhuzhijiequxiaodingcanle。
shenyanyanzuihouzheiyidan,chuile。
tayezoudeyouxielei,jiuzuozaicanguanxiuxile,laobanweilebiaoshiqianyisongletayipingkele。
jiuzaizheishi,canguanwaimianhuranyouledongjing。
hongxingcanguanshixinkaizhangdecanguan,laobannongletaidaimaikefengdeyinxiangzaimenkouhankouhaoxuanchuan。
cishiyimingerdingshanliang、dabanchaoliudeyinfaxiaoshuaigetingzaicanguanmenqian。
zheibianshidagongjiemuliuweijiabinzhiyi,redutinggaodechangtiaoaidoujianyanyuan,**yi。
**yichaocanguanlaobanluchuyigezixinshanliangdexiaorong:“shu,wozainimenmenqianchangtiaozhaolanshengyi,nikanninengbaoyixiawodewanfanma?”
canguanlaobanwujiebutaidongchangtiaozheizhongshimaodedongxi:“zhei...kaopuma?”
laobanniangzoudaomenkourenglaji,daliangleyixia**yi:“wokanzheixiaohuozizhangdetingshuai,youdabandehenchaoliu,rangtashishi?”
“xing,zanmenyebuchazheiyidunfan。”
laobanwujieyouxiechiyidijiangshouzhongdemaikefengdiji**yi。
**yixiuziyishuai,shuaiqidijiangmainazaishouli,shoujilianhaoyinxianglanya。
“Music!”
zheiyishengzhongqishizude“music”yichu,bushaolurendoukanleguolai!
laobanniang:“yo,nikanqifanerle!”
“dajiahao,wojiao**yi,nimendemuguangjiushiwode**!“
donggandejiepaixiangqi,**yizixinkaikou,kengqiangyouli:“wudouwuliqigeba!”
“bua~”
“恰~”
meilexiuyinshikejiyuhenhuoerdeyangai,**yineidabaisangzaijiashangbiejiaodehanwen,rangzaichangdelurenjieshimeitouyizhou!
lubianyouyicherengangzhunbeixiachechifan,jianlezheichangjing,gangdakaidechemenlima“peng”deguanshangle,yixiabiaozoulaoyuan。
liangbianzhibojiandewangyoumenyijingxiaofacaile!
【zheihedangjiecuanxiyoushenmequbie!】
【fuge,biekaiqiang,zijiren!】
【**yijinwanbuchoumeidifangzhule,wodejiaozhiyijingjitakouchusanshiyiting。】
【hahaha,neixiaonvhaihedebangbangtangdoudiaole!】
【duimianshaokaodianqianshuandegouzi:shenmebidongjing?】
**yihaimeiyouyishidaowentideyanzhongxing,tachenjinzaizijideyinleshijieli。
zheishougeshishouhenhuodehanwenge,**yidefensiyizhirangtachufanchang。
tajintianjiuzaizhibojianfazheigefuli!
zijideredukendinghuicengcengcengwangshangzhang!
jinrirenqiwangdejiangliyijingshinangzhongzhiwu!
raner**yidezhibojian:
【jiarenmen,gadewoxinzangbingfanle,xianzouyibu】
【fugetiefen,zheijingyinjianwoxiananweijing】
【xiantuile,dengfugechangwandafentouzaiqunlishuoyixia】
【meikaishengyin,zheishizaiganma?tianredibantangjiao?】
cishifandianlaobanfufudelianshangyijingbiguodihaihei。
danshi**yide**rewuranglaobanbuganshangqianshouhuihuatong,pabeiwushang。
yiqujieshu,fangfoyijingguoquyigeshiji。
jiulianzaifandianliliaoliaojiweilaijiucandegukedoutingbuxiaqu,congcongdabaozouren。
**yinazhemaizoudaowujiemianqian:“shu,zenmeyang,changdebucuoba?”
canguanlaobanwujieyijingqideshuobuchuhualai,laobanniangcishicongdianlizouchulai,wang**yishoulisaileyifenchendiandiandehefan:“xiaohuozinizouba,changdetinghao,xiacibiechanglea。”
“yejiushinihaoxin!haijitafanchi!”yitiandehuaixinqingzaizheiyikebaofa,wujieshigejipiqi,shizairenbule!“gukedoubeinihepaole!niqianwodenashenmehai!”
**yijiajingkuochuo,pingrilipengdaoderendoushiduitahaoshenghaoqi、chuixupaimade,naliyudaoguozheiyangdechangjing。
shaonianyishijianbuzhisuocuodizhanzaiyuandi,pingshitadoushiyongqianjiejuewenti,xianzaitashenshangdeqiandoubeijiemuzushouzoule。
“wulaoban,bieshengqibieshengqi。”
jiuzaizheigeshihou,shenyanyanzhanlechulai。**yihetatongweidagongjiabin,suanshitongshile,taxiushoupangguanyebushigeyisi。
zhibojiandepinglunyishunjianbiaosheng。
【tashibushijiudengzhezheiyikea?】
【meijiuyingxiong?yeaikan,duolaidian。】
【zheinvrencengwandingliuyoulaicengfugele!】
shenyanyanzhiqianhaijiaowujieyongwaimaixitong,zheiyiquan,wujieyelengjinglexialai。
tazhangzhangditanleyikouqi:“ai,shiwomeiyouzheigezuoshengyidebenshi。”
sangqidewujiejianglaobanniangshoulidehefansaidao**yishouli:“xiaohuozi,buhaoyisi,ganggangshishushuchongdongle。”
**yinaonaotou,taxianzaiyeyishidaolezijiganggangbiaoyande“zhalie”chengdu。
taxinlihenkuijiu,meiyoushenshouqujiewujiediguolaidehefan。
shenyanyanyibajieguohefan,**yiyilianmengbidikanzhezheiweituranchuxiandesurenmeinv。
shenyanyandao:“wulaoban,woxiangnibaozheng,mingtiannidekeyuanjiuhuiduoqilai!”
“**yi,jinwan,huozhemingtianderenqiwangjiuhuishini。”
“zhende?”**yihewulaobantongshiyihuo。
shenyanyandiandiantou,jiangshoulideliangjinyuroudijiwulaoban:“shushu,zheiliangjinyurounengbunengjicunzainibingxiang,tangruomingtianshengyimeiyouhaoqilai,zheiyuroujiudangpeichangle。”
zheixiaoguniangchengyimanman,wulaobanyebuhaozaizhuijiu,jieguoyuroudiandiantou:“xing。”
shenyanyanyouzhuantouduizhe**yidao。
“gangcaidebiaoyan,nidefensihuibangnilupingba。”
“huijianjideganjinjianyixia,toudaoshipinwangzhanshang。”
“别投唱跳区!”
**yiyihuo:“neitounali?”
“鬼畜区!”
“biaotijiujiao——fuge,biekaiqiang,zijiren。”
tingdaoguichuqusangezi,**yishunjianzhamao,“wodechangtiaozhendeyouneimelakuama!”
“duile,meinvninaweia?”
**意反应慢半拍。
zhibojianyijingkaishixiaole。
【hahahahaha,zheishishenyanyanjintiandiercibeidangchengsurenleba。】
【shenjiezheidabantaijiediqile。】
【zheiyiduankeyijianjinguichuquma?】
shenyanyanzuolegejiandandeziwojieshao,**yizheicaizhidaotayeshi《dagongba!neiyu》dejiabinni。
daoyebuguaita,shenyanyanshizaitaihule,**yiyouyangaoyuding,yixiangbuguanzhurenqibitadidemingxing。
“niyijingzhuandaoqianle?xiaoshenmeimei,nishizuoshenmegongzuode?”dezhishenyanyanyijingnadaodiyitongjin,**yikehaoqile。
                
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