《军训第一天我把校霸踹了》 小说介绍
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第一章
军训第一天。
jiaoguanzuzhidajiaxuexifangshenshu。
wohexiaobabeifendaoleyizu。
youyuwozhishiyijieruonvzi,qingjizhixiajiubaxiaobachuaile。
呜呜,我麻了。
妈妈,我想回家。
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我叫白伊凡。
jiuxiangmingziyiyang,woshiyigepingfandebunengzaipingfanderen。
jintianshidaxueruxuedediyitian。
wodedaxueyiranmeiyoulikaicongxiaoshengzhangdechengshi。
wobahewomazaisongwodaoxuexiaobaodao,yousongwodaosushehou,jiuhuiqushangbanle。
susheshisirenjian,wodaolehou,yijingyouyimingsheyouxiandaole。
「nihao!wojiaoluxiaoning!」
takanwojinmen,jiuqishenduizhewoluchuyigecanlandeweixiao。
wohuiyiweixiao:「nihao,wojiaobaiyifan。」
「wa~nizhangdehaogao,haohaokanwo!」
mianduibierenzheimezhibaidekuajiang,wohaishiyoudianhaixiude。
minleminchun,xiaoshengdehetashuoleshengxiexie。
womenbianxianliaozhe,woyekaishishoushizijidexingli。
luxiaoningzaojiushoushiwanle,zuozaineiwanshouji。
「wakao!jijiashaoyejuranhewomentongyijiea!xiaozhanghaiqinzichulaijiele!duile,yifan,nigangshanglaideshihouyoukandaoma?tamenzaibaodaochudezhaopianxianzaidouguashangxiaoyuanqiangle。」
wozaishangtoupuzhechuang,turanjiutingdaodixiadeluxiaoninghenshijingyadao。
wotanchugenaodaihuidadao:「wolailedeshihoumeikanjiane^。」
luxiaoningeleyisheng,youdiguleyiju:「zheiceliankanqilaiyoudianshuaia!」
jijiashaoye?xiaozhangdouchulaijiele?
zheiyangdeshenfenyihouzaixuexiaoneibushidoukeyihengzhezoule?shuoshixiaobayebuweiguoba!
weilewopingjingdedaxueshenghuo,yihouhaishilizheizhongrenyuandianba。
meiduojiu,woshengxiadeliangmingsheyouzhouxinran,zhangmengyaoyedaole。
tamensihudoukanjianlexiaozhangchulaiyingjiededachangmian,
heluxiaoningxianrujilietaolunzhong。
womenshoushiwanzhihou,youyuezheyiqiqulexuexiaohoujiechifan。
「wa!meixiangdao,woyoushengzhinianjurannenghejijiashaoyetongxiao!」
zhouxinranyilianbukezhixindao。
luxiaoningmashangjiujieshangletadehuacha:「duia!erqiemeixiangdaotajuranzhenglianhaigengshuai!wogangkanqiangshangyouren**lezhengliantu。」
kanlaizheirenruxuedequanguochengdouzaiquanxiaojinxingzhibole。
zhangmengyaozhenggerenfangfoxianrulemouzhongtianmidehuanxiangzhong:「nimenshuo,ruguonenghejijiashaoyetanlianai,neideduolafenga!」
zhouxinranjuqishouzaitayanqianhuanglehuang,shitujiaoxingtademeimeng:「nixingxing,neizhishijijiashaoye,youbushitaizi!」
luxiaoningyexianrulehuachi:「buguojiupingzheizhangxiangheshenliang,yekeyilafenga!」
duizhezhaopianhuachileyihui,tayoubashoujipingmufangdaowomianqian,zhuanerwenwo:「yifan,nixihuanzheileixingbu?」
我看了眼。
lianshuaishishuai,danshiquanshenshangxiadoutoululezhongshengrenwujindeqizhi。
suiranwoyemeixihuanguoren,danshizheizhongkanzhejiuhennanxiangchudekendingbushiwoxihuandeleixing。
woyaoleyaotou:「wobuxihuantaigaolengde。」
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lingwomeixiangdaodeshi,laotianbuguanbuguwoduipingjingshenghuodexiangwang,juranbawohekaixuediyitianjiuhuobianxiaoyuandefengyunrenwuanpaizailetongyiban。
womenbanzhurenzuzhiwanshangtongbantongxuejiangemian。
luxiaoningxingfendechezhewo,bingyongxiabashiyijiaoshimenkoudefangxiang。
kandaoneizhanglian,woyishunjiannaodaikongbaile。
suihou,woyouzaixinlianweiziji。
zheiyemeishenmedabulede,youduoshaodaxuetongxue,biyehoulianmingzidoubujidede。
zhiyaowobuqureta,neiwohaishikeyiananwenwendezuogexiaotouming。
「我叫纪项南。」
tazaishangmianziwojieshaoshi,luxiaoningyishouwuzhezijidezuifangzhizijijiaochusheng,lingyizhishoubutingqiazhewodeshou。
我忍痛忍得很难受。
luxiaoningcoudaowoerbianxiaoshengshuodao:「tazheishengaoyou185yishangba?haiyoutazheishengyin,yetaisule。」
wopailepaitaqiawodeshou:「nilengjingdian。」
ruxuebaodaowandiertian,womenjiukaishijunxunle。
womenxuexiaozugouda,junxundidianjiudingzailebenxiao。
jiaoguanjiangwomenanzhaoshengaolieledui,nvshenghenanshenggelianglie。
我被排到了最后。
nanshenghenvshengrenshudoushiqishu,liewanliangdui,douyouyigerenbeishengchulaile。
woyongyuguangpieleyanpangbiandejixiangnan。
pingshengdiyiciyuanhenzijizhangdegao。
xunliandediyigexiangmujiushifangshenshu。
xiaofangdagaiyeshishouzuijinfashengdedaxingdaituwuchabiexijianjianyingxiang,suoyirenweifangshenshuhenyoubiyao,jiufangzaidiyixiang。
liangweijiaoguanzaiyanshiwanzhihou,rangwomennannan、nvnvliangliangcouduilianxi。
wokanzheqianmiansuoyounvshengheshenpangnvshengkaishilianxile,nanshengyetongyang。
wogangadechaopangbianneizuodiaosukanleyiyan,faxiantayekanzhewo。
「duiwuzuihouneiliangwei,nimenjiucouyiduilianxi。」
jiaoguanzaiduiwuzuiqiantouhandao,zheiyishengrangsuoyourendemuguangdouzhuanyileguolai。
houmiandenanshengli,fachujishengaimeidexiaosheng。
我羞得抬不起头了,
danwohaishiguaiguaidezhaojiaoguandehuazuole。
jixiangnananzhaojiaoguansuoyanshide,bashoudazaiwojianshang。
woyaozhuazhutadeshouwan,jiangtafankoudaoshenqian。
zhendengwoshangshoule,woquefaxianwohaowufankangzhili。
tadeshouyourushanglejiaozhanzaiwojianshang。
yanxijiuyanxi,tazahaiyongzheimedajinganzheni?
woyongliguodu,liandouzhanghongle,taiyannudengleyanta。
sheizhitayiliantanran,zuijiaohaidaizheyisixiaoyi。
jiaoguanzaibuyuanchuduiwohoudao:「zuihouneimingnvtongxue,nishimeichifanma?」
woxinxiang,fanwodaoshichile,dansheinengxiangdaotafeineilaodajinganzhuni?womianqiangchengzhushentidoufeili。
wokanzhetayanlidexiaoyigengshenle,xiongqianglidehuoyixiajiumaodaoletouding。
yebuzhidaonalilaideyongqi,wozhijiejiutaijiaochaotaxiamiantiqu。
wotingjianjixiangnan,haiyoulidejindejigenanshengdoudaoxileyikouliangqi。
shijiezaizheiyishunjiantingzhile。
jixiangnansishichitongdeguizailedishang,dizhetou。
jiaoguanjianzhuanglimajiushangqianlai。
「rangnilianxijiulianxi,ninanengzhendongshoua!」
wogangxiangkaikoujieshishuomingmingshitaxianbawoansizaiyuandide,jiaoguanmeijiwokaikoujihui,zhuaneranweidishangdejixiangnandao:
「tongxue,meishiba?yaoxiuxima?」
「jiaoguan,woxiangwoyaohuisushexiehui。」
「xingxingxing,nixianquxiuxiba,worangxiaoliujiaoguanchannihuiqu。」
「jiaoguanmeishi,gangtiwodezheiweitongxuesongwohuiqujiuxing,nimenjixulianxiyaojin。」
???
这问我了吗?
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jixiangnanchaowoshenchuleshou。
manlianbukeyishidebiaoqing,fangfozaishuo,kuaijiangbenshaoyelaqilai。
worenmingdeshenshoubatacongdishanglaqilai。
yizhanqilai,jixiangnansihujiuhenbudebaquanshendezhongliangdouyadaowoshenshang。
jiuzheiyang,wozaizhongrendezhumulixia,chanfuzhe‘zhongshang’dejishaoyelikaicaochang。
zoudaobandaoshi,woxiaoxiaodejianbangshizaishichengshoubuqitadezhongliangle。
xiaoshengdebaoyuanleju:「nihenchen。」
jixiangnaneleyiju,shaoshaozhiqileshen。
chenmoyihui,tayoukaikoushuodao:「nidetouyehenchen。」
???
这关我的头什么事?
tashixiangshuowodejianbangchengshoubuleshiyinweiwodetouchen,bushiyinweitashiba?
daolenanshengsushelouxia,jixiangnanzhanzaisanjitaijieshangfushiwo。
wobeidingdeyouxiehoubeifamao。
「ruguomeishenmeshi,neiwojiuxianhuiqule。」woshuozhejiudasuanzhuanshenzoule。
「谁说没事了?」
woyihuodekanxianggaogaozaishangdedashaoye,dengtashuoshi。
「wozheiqingkuangzuijinshiqubulejunxunle,yechubulesushele。nizuoweishizuoyongzhe,wozheijitiandezaowufanjiujiaojinifuzele。」
???
woneiyijiaoyouzheimeyanzhongma?
「gangweixinjianile,jidehuiyixia。guanyumingtianwoyaochishenme,wanshangfani。」
nachushoujidakaiweixin,guoranxianshiyigexinhaoyoutianjiaxinxi,tongguoqunliaotianjia。
zaishoushangtianjiacaozuowanhou,jixiangnanjiuhewoshuolejumingtianjian。
woyitaitou,jiukanjiantahuishouxiaosaliqudebeiying。
zheibeiyingkanzheyemeishashideyangzia。
danshijirantadouzheimeshuole,woyebuganbuzhaozuo。
bijingwohaixiangzaixuexiaohaohaodaixiaqu。
wanshangdangwoshoudaojixiangnanshuoxiangchixuexiaoyicunshitangderoubaozihejianjiaoshi,wojuewangdedouyoulejiucituixuedexiangfa。
kaixuezheijitianwoyebaxuexiaodejigeshitanglejiedeqiqibabale。
yicunshitangzaixuexiaozuinanduan,erwozaidenvshengsushezaizuibeiduan。
erqieyicunshitangderoubaozizaixuexiaoliyeshidamingdingdingde,meitian**gongying。
zheijiuyiweizhewodetianmengmengliangjiuqilai,qushitangjitaqiangbaozile。
junxunqijianbenlaijiushaodeshuimianshijian,zheixiabiandegengshaole。
zheiyemeishenmeba,woxiangzhedabulezhongwubukanshule,duoshuihuibuhuilai。
danshineigedashaoyezhongwuyouyaochixuexiaopangbiandeneijiasifangcai。
neijiadianyemeiyouwaimai,zhinengwozijiqudianlidabao!
de!xianzaiwushuideshijianyemeile。
zheiyangderizilianxuguoleliangtian,wojiuganjueshoubulele。
zaidisantianzaoshangsongzaofandeshihou,wowenleju:「nizheidagaiyaoduojiuhaoa?」
「kanwoxinqing!」jixiangnanyilianhuaixiaodebiaoqing:「nizheiyijiaoduiwozaochengleshentihexinlideshuangzhongshanghai,woyedehuadianshijianzouchuyinying。」
wokantajiushixiangzhaogeliyoubuqujunxunba!
neinizhuangbingjiuzhuangbing,weishenmeyaoshundaizhemowoa?
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woduiciyemeirenhebanfa,zhinengmomochengshou。
liyongzhejunxunqijianduanzandejitixiuxishijian,wokaozailuxiaoningdejianshangmihui,yanghuishen。
womensirenjiandeqizhongyiweishiyou,zhangmengyao,zheiliangtianbuzhiweihexiangshizaishuliwomen。
xiuxishijianyemeizuoyiqi,chifanyeshiheqitatongxuetongxing。
「nishuozheiren,zazhangdezheimeshuai,weirenquezheimexiaozhangni?zhangshiqiren!」
luxiaoningzaiyipangweiwobaozhebuping。
zhouxinrantanlekouqi,youjiezheshuodao:「haishikulexiaofan,jitianmeishuihaojuele。」
tamenbianshuozhebianmolemowodetou,anweiwo。
wobizheyanxiuxi,turanganjueshenqianchuxianlejigeren,dangzhuleguangxian。
「zheixianzaidebailianhuakezhenyouyitao,gouyinrendefangshidouzheimeqingxintuosu,yuzhongbutongle!」
wozhengkaiyan,kanxiangyanqianderen。
haoxiangshigebibandenvsheng,mingzijiaoliuyan。
zheiliangtianyinweibeixiaoyuanbaoshepailezhangjunxunshidezhaopian,tajiubeifengwei‘junxunnvshen’。
pangbianzhanzhedekebujiushiwodesheyou,zhangmengyaoma!
「jiushia!mingmingzijizhiqianhaishuobuxihuanni!xianzaizairenjiamianqianzheimegoutui!youshisongzaocan,youshisongwucande!shuoyitaozuoyitaozhenshiyougoulvchade!」
zhangmengyaozhanzailiuyanpangbian,liangrendouyifuzhigaoqiangdemoyang。
luxiaoningxianyibufanyingguolai:「zhangmengyaonishuoshenmeni!dajiadouyigesushede,zheiyangxiashuoyouyisima?」
「zhangmengyaoyuanlaiyemeikanchulainizheirenhaitingyina!」zhouxinranyeshuodao。
liuyanjianzhuangyounudao:「zenme?nimenshitadegouma?zheimebangtashuohua?」
zhiqiantingtamenshuowodaoshimeishenmeganjue,yishuowoshenbianderen,wodehuoyixiajiucuanleqilai。
wotengdeyixiajiuqileshen,nuchidao:「ninianjiqingqingde,zuilishuochudehuazenmejiuyiguechouweini?buhuishiyinweinibenshenjiukouchouba?」
woliyongshengaoshangdeyoushi,fushizhetamen。
haowuyiwen,zaiqishishangmianwoshigengshengyichoude。
liuyansihuyemeixiangdaowohuifanyingzheimeda,yishijiankanzhewowanglefanying。
dengliuyanfanyingguolai,zaojiumeilegangcaidexiaozhangqiyan:「**shuosheikouchouni?」
wogoulegouzuijiao,youjixupingjingdekaikoudao:「haiyounizheimemeijiaoyang,shiyinweimeiyoumajiaoma?」
柳研气得脸通红。
wozenmeyemeixiangdao,liuyanshuobuguowo,juranhaiyitudongshouzhuawo。
haihaoluxiaoninghezhouxinranfanyingjishi,zhuazhuleta。
pangbiandezhangmengyaojianzhuangyeyaoshangqianlaichanheyijiao。
jiuzheiyangwomenjigenvshengjiaodazaileyiqi。
场面一度混乱非常。
wozaihunluanzhongbeirenzhuahualeboziheshoubei。
zhidaojiaoguanguolaiduizhewomenyiduirenhoudao:「nimenzaiganshenmeni!」
womentingjianshengyindouhedelimatingxialedongzuo,dimeishunyandezhanzaijiaoguanmianqian。
「nikankannimenyigegede,chenghetitong!」
zheijigeluanzaozaodejiwotou,dequeshihennankan。
「nimenquanbu!jiwoqutaiyangdixialiding!zhandaojieshu!buzhunxiuxi!」
luxiaoningmianduijiaoguanshuodechufayouxiebuman:「jiaoguan!mingmingshitamenxianlaitiaoxinde!」
「wobuguannimensheixiankaidetou!canyuzheyilvtongzui!nimenmianduibierendetiaoxin,zheimeqingyidejiubeijinule,zheizaizhanchangshangshiduozhimingdecuowunizhidaoma?
「zheicizhishifanimenzhanjunzi!zaiyouxiaci!kemeizheimeqingdechengfale!」
womenyixingrendangjibilezui,yishengbuhangdequtaiyangxiazhanqilejunzi。
wangyoufeihuangtengdadianping:《junxundiyitianwobaxiaobachuaile》xiedetaihaole,taiwenroule。xiangyishouxiaoxiaodeqingge,changjinleaiqingdequzhehewenre。
wangyoufuzhewangshizoudianping:《junxundiyitianwobaxiaobachuaile》jiegoujingqiao,huanhuanxiangkou。peijiaochucai,shenfengongqing。qianhoufancha,renwuduoyang。shiyipianbukeduodedemeiwen
军训第一天我把校霸踹了