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duiyoujuyanweibaohuduizhangnvyou,xiongkoubeimoshousikaiyidaoshenkejiangudeshangkou。wopinjinquanlizhiliao,
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jiao「yinguofenghai」,suoyoushijiayuwodeshanghai,wodouhuijiabeihaihuiqu。1「cenji,zhiliao!」
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tamenzhihuiguaiwozheigezhiliaojiubuhuilai。「gunkai!」zhuangyanyibajiangwotuikai,
woliangqiangzhezhuangzaibinglengdeshibishang,wuzangliufudouxiangshiyilewei。tacongyaojianchouchuyizhiangguideajizhiliaozhen,
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shiwomenzheicirenwubaochoudeyiban。zhuangyandeyanshenxiangyaosharen,tasisidingzhewo。「zheiyitang,
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zhuangyanbayigexinfengrengzaidishang,limiandechaopiaosanluoyidi。neishijizhangbaiyuandachao,jiaqilaibudaoyiqian。
「zheishinideqiansanfei。」tashengyinlimeiyouyisiwendu。「congjintianqi,nibei‘liehuozhandui’chumingle。」
wokanzhedishangdeqian,meidong。wojidesangeyueqian,shizhuangyanqinzizhaodaowo。
tashuokanzhongwozhiliaonenglidechengzhangxing,shuo「liehuo」shiyigedajiating,juebuhuipaoqirenheyigehuoban。xianzai,
zheixiehuaxiangyigegexiangliangdeerguang,chouzaiwodelianshang。「zhuangyan,shibushitaiguole。」xiaoqingxiaoshengshuoleyiju。
tashiduiliweiyiduiwoshuoguojijugongdaohuaderen,kexi,shengyinxiaodexiangwenzijiao。「guo?」lingshalengxiaoyisheng,
zhanleqilai。tazoudaowomianqian,jugaolinxiadikanzhewo。「yigeejidelaji,
nengdaizaiwomenajizhanduisangeyue,shitazushangjide。」「zheicirenwuchadianyinweitatuanmie,zhirangtagundan,
yijingshiduitazuidaderenci。」tashuozhe,taiqishou,yongtuzhexianhongzhijiayoudeshouzhi,chuozhewodexiongkou。
「nizhidaoma,cenji。」「meicikandaonineidiankeliandelvguang,wodoujuedeexin。」
「nigenbenbupeidangyigejuexingzhe。」wotaiqitou,jingjingdikanzheta。tabeiwodeyanshenkandeyouxiebuzizai,
suijigengjiafennu。「nikanshenmekan?」「bufuqi?」tayangqishou,yigebazhangjiuyaoshanxialai。womeiduo。
danbazhangtingzailebankongzhong。zhuangyanzhuazhuletadeshouwan。woyiweitaliangxinfaxianle。
jieguotazhishibalingshaladaozijishenhou,ranhouyongyizhongkanlajideyanshenkanzhewo。「biezanglenideshou,shasha。
」taduiwoshuodao。「nazhenideqian,gun。」「yihoubiezaichuxianzaiwomenmianqian。」「feiwu,
jiugaidaizailajiduili。」woxiaole。houlonglifachuhehedeshengyin,xiangpodiaodefengxiang。womeiqujiandishangdeqian。
wozhuanguoshen,yibuyibu,chaodamenzouqu。beihou,shitamenbiyidemuguang。zouchu「juexingzhezhijia」dedamen,
waimiandeyangguangyouxieciyan。wowuzhulianshangdeshangkou。teng。danxingengteng。wo,cenji,ejizhiliaoxi。
zheigeshenfen,xianggeluoyin,sisidikezaiwodegutoushang。danshi,tamendoubuzhidao。wozhenzhengdenengli,
genbenbushizhiliao。2bei「liehuozhandui」kaichudexiaoxi,xiangfengyiyangchuanbianleludaodejuexingzhequanzi。
wodemingzi,cenji,chengle「wuneng」he「feiwu」dedaimingci。anzhaoguiding,
wodejuexingzhezhizhaoyuzhanduibangding,liduihou,bixuqu「juexingzheshiwuju」zhongxindengji。fouze,
jiushifeifajuexingzhe。shiwujudedatinglirenlairenwang。banshiyuanshigeyounidezhongniannanren,
tapieleyiyanwodeziliao,meimaoningchengyituan。「cenji?e,jiushineigebei‘liehuo’tichulaidezhiliaoxi?」
tadeshengyinbudabuxiao,ganghaorangzhouweiderendoutingjian。shunjian,shijidaomuguangjujizaiwoshenshang,daizhetongqing,
gengduodeshiqingmie。「ejizhiliao……xiaohuozi,nizheinengli,queshiyoudianbugoukana。」
banshiyuanyongbiqiaozhezhuozi。「xianzaimeiduiwuyaoni,nizhinengxianzhuancheng‘houqinrenyuan’。」「shuobaile,
jiushiqingligong。」「quliexiguanbihoudequyu,qingliguaiwucanhai,shoujicailiao。yigeyuesanqiandixin,
youshengmingweixian,ganbugan?」wozuanjinlequantou。qingligong,juexingzhelizuidicengdezhiye。
gandeshizuizangzuileidehuo,nadeshizuishaodeqian,haiyaoshiketifangmeibeiqingchuganjingdeguaiwu。「gan。」
wocongyafenglijichuyigezi。woxuyaoqian,xuyaoyigehefadeshenfenhuoxiaqu。
nanrenrengjiwoyitaohuisedezhifuheyigebianhao。「quxiqudecangkulinggongjuba,mingtiankaishishangban。」
tadeyuqi,xiangshizaidafayigeqigai。wonazheneitaosanfazhemeiweidezhifu,zouzaihuijiadelushang。
wozuzhuzailudaozuipianpidechengzhongcun,yijianshipingmidexiaowu,chaoshi,yinan。qiangshang,
haitiezheyizhang「liehuozhandui」dehaibao。haibaoshang,zhuangyanyiqifengfa,lingshalengyangaogui。
wocengbatamendangchengouxiang,dangchengzhuigandemubiao。xianzaikanlai,duomekexiao。woyibachexiahaibao,rouchengyituan,
rengjinlajitong。diertian,wochuanshangneishenhuisedezhifu,zoujinlexiqudeliexicanliuqu。
kongqizhongmimanzhexuexingweiheguaiwufulandechouqi。wodegongzuo,jiushiyongtezhiderongjieye,
chulidiaozheixieexindedongxi。zhouweidetongshi,doushixiehewoyiyang,nenglidixia,huozheshentiyoucanji,
wufazaizhandoudebianyuanren。tamenmamudigongzuozhe,lianshangkanbudaorenhexiwang。womomodiganzhehuo,
renshouzhecibideqiwei。jiuzaiwoqingliyiju「fulang」deshitishi,pangbiandewaliduiturandongleyixia。
yizhixingcundefulangzaizimengdicuanlechulai!tasuirannianyou,danlizhuayijingfanzheyouguang,
tazhangkaimanshiliaoyadezui,henhendichaowodeboziyaolai。zhouweideqingligongfachuyishengjinghu,quemeirenganshangqian。
woxiayishiditaiqishoubeiqudang。woshenzhiyijingzuohaolebeiyaoduangebodezhunbei。raner,
yuxiangzhongdejutongmeiyouchuanlai。fulangdeyachi,zailiwopifuyilimidedifang,tingzhule。
fangfozhuangshangleyidukanbujiandeqiang。ranhou,guiyideyimufashengle。fulangzaizifachuyishengqilidecanjiao,
tayaoxiangwodeneipaiyachi,jingranqishuashuadiduanlie,bengfei!jiezhe,yiguwuxingdeliliang,
congtazijidezuilibaofachulai。puchiyisheng。taxiaoxiaodenaodai,xiangbeiyikezidancongneixiangwaishechuan,
zhachengleyituanxuewu。shitiruanruandidaozaiwojiaoxia。zhouweisiyibanjijing。suoyourendoumudengkoudaidikanzhewo。
wokanzhezijiwanhaowusundeshoubei,yelengzhule。zheijiushiwozhenzhengdenengli。sji,shenzhikenenggenggao。
wojitaqidemingzijiao「yinguofenghai」。suoyoushijiayuwodeeyi、shanghai、fumiannengliang,douhuibeiwoxishou,
ranhouyizhishaoshuangbeideweili,fenghaijiduifang。tabushizhiliao。suoweide「zhiliao」,
zhishiwoxishouleduiyouchengshoudeshanghai,zaijiangdengliangdeshengmingnengliang,huanmandifanhaijitameneryi。
yinweinengliangzhuanhuaxiaolvjidi,erqieguochenghuanman,kanqilaijiuxianggebiejiaodeejizhiliaoshu。
woyizhiyinzangzhezheigemimi。yinweizheigenenglitaiguobadao,taiguoguiyi,yidanbaolu,
wobuzhidaohuiyinlaishenmeyangdejiyuhemafan。wozhixiangdanggeputongren,anwendihuoxiaqu。kexianzai,
zheigeshijiebujiwojihui。「xiaohuozi,ni……」yigecanglaodeshengyinzaiwoshenhouxiangqi。wohuitou,
kandaoyigequezhetuidelaotou,tayeshizheilideqingligong,dajiadoujiaotalaobo。laobodeyanjinghunzhuo,dancike,
queshanshuozhehairendejingguang。tasisididingzhewo,xiangshizaikanyijianxishizhenbao。「tamendoushuonishiejizhiliao,
goupi!」laoboyiqueyiguaidizouguolai,yadileshengyin。「nizheigenengli,bushi‘zhi’,shi‘hai’!」
「bierendaniyiquan,nihaitayidao。zheitamashiyanwangyeshoulidezhangbena!」woxinzhongjuzhen。
tajingrankanchuanle。「nidaodishishei?」wojingtidiwen。laoboliekaizui,luchuyikouhuangya,xiaodexianggefengzi。
「woshisheibuzhongyao。」「zhongyaodeshi,nidasuannazhezheibenyanwangdezhangben,yibeizizaizheilisaolajima?」
tazhilezhibuyuanchudapingmushangzhengzaibofangdexinwen。「ludaoshiniandujuexingzhetuanduidasai,jinrikaimu。
‘liehuozhandui’zuoweiduoguanremen,shouzhanjiangtiaozhangaonandudeb+liexi‘aihaokuangdong’!」pingmushang,
zhuangyanzhengduizhejingtou,zixinmanman。「womendemubiao,zhiyouguanjun。」laobokanzhewo,yanshenwanwei。「xiaozi,
niganxinma?」wokanzhepingmushangneizhangyiqifengfadelian,youxiangqiletarengzaiwojiaoxiadeqian,
xiangqileneiju「feiwujiugaidaizailajiduili」。womanmandi,zuanjinlequantou。zhijiashenshenxianruzhangxin。bu。
wobuganxin。3ludaoshidejueyeshenghuo,shuyujuexingzhe。shizhongxinde「buyecheng」jiuba,
shisuoyoujuexingzhemenfangsonghejiaohuanqingbaodedifang。judadequanxipingmushang,
xunhuanbofangzhetuanduidasaideshishijifenbang。「liehuozhandui」demingzi,gaogaoguazaidiyiwei。
tamenxuanzede「aihaokuangdong」,nanduxishujigao,zhiyaochenggongtongguan,jiunenghuodejuejifen,
jihutiqiansuodingshengju。zhenggejiubali,suoyoudehuatidouweiraozhetamen。「bukuishiliehuo,taimengle!
zhijietiaozhanb+liexi!」「zhuangyanduizhangdehuoyan,jushuoyijingkuaiyaotupodaoa+jile!」
「haiyoulingshanvshen,tadebingzhuisheidingdezhua?」wozuozaizuibuqiyandejiaoluo,
yibeijieyibeidihezhezuibianyidemaijiu。jiuhenku,xiangwodexinqing。laobojiuzuozaiwoduimian,
youxiandikezhehuashengmi。「zenme,kanzheqianduiyoufengguangwuxian,xinlibushufule?」taheiheixiaozhe。
womeilita,yangtouyouguanxiayidakou。「tamenbuhuichenggongde。」woturanshuo。「e?」laobotiaoletiaomei。
「aihaokuangdongwoyanjiuguo,」wofangxiajiubei,yanshenbingleng,「limiandeguaiwuwulikangxingjigao,danzuimafande,
shikuangdongshenchude‘yuannianbaozi’。neidongxihuichixushifangjingshenwuran,xueruoyineng,zhizaohuanjue。
guangkaohuoyanhebingzhui,yingchongguoqu,zhihuibaquanduituokua。」zai「liehuo」deshihou,wozuodezuiduodeshi,
jiushiyanjiugezhongliexiziliao。woxiangyongwodezhishi,laimibuwonenglidebuzu。kexi,
tamenconglaikanbushangwozuodezheixie「gongke」。laobotudiaohuashengqiao,raoyouxingzhidikanzhewo。「suoyi,
nideyisishi,tamenhuishibai?」「hui。」wozhandingjiejietiedishuo,
「chufeitamenyouyigenengjinghuajingshenwurandeqianglifuzhu,huozhe……nengwushijingshenwurandeguaiwu。」
erzheiliangyang,tamendoumeiyou。tamenxinzhaodeneigezhiliaoxi,shigecjidezhiwucaokongzhe,
jinghuanengliyuedengyuling。「youyisi。」laobomozhexiabadehucha,「jirannizheimekending,
ganbuganwandayidian?」「zenmewan?」laobozhilezhidapingmupangbiandeyigetouzhupan。
neishihaoshizhekaideduju,duzheicidasaideguanjunguishu。「liehuozhandui」depeilvzuidi,zhiyou1:1.1。
erlingyizhiduiwu,「jingzhezhandui」,peilvquegaoda1:15。「jingzhe」
shiyizhiyoubjijuexingzhezuchengdeduiwu,shilibusu,danhe「liehuo」zheizhongmingxingzhanduibiqilai,
jiuxiandeandanwuguang。「wobazheigeyuegongzidouya‘jingzhe’ying。」laoboshuodeyundanfengqing。「nifengle?」
wozhoumei。「womeifeng。」laobodeyanjinglishanzheguang,「wodudebushi‘jingzhe’,wodudeshinidepanduan。」
「wodu‘liehuo’huicongshandingshang,henhendishuaixialai。」tadehuaxiangyigenzhen,zhajinlewodexinzang。shia。
woweishenmebuduni?woyongwodequanbushenjia,qudutamendeshibai。yongtamendeshibai,laizhengmingwodezhengque。
wozhanqishen,zouxiangtouzhutai。wotaochulewosuoyoudejixu,sanqianerbaikuai。neishiwodangqingligong,
naminghuanlaidediyigeyuegongzi。「wo,ya‘jingzhe’ying。」woduizhuangjiashuo。wodejudong,
yinqileyizhenbudabuxiaodesaodong。「zheibushineigebei‘liehuo’tidiaodecenjima?」
「tajingranya‘liehuo’deduishou?zheishichibudaoputaoshuoputaosuanba?」「hahaha,xiaosiwole,
nasanqiankuaiqianlaiexinqiandongjia,zhenshigexiaochou。」zhouweidechaoxiaosheng,xiangchaoshuiyiyangyonglai。womianwubiaoqing。
jiuzaizheishi,jiubademenbeituikai,zoujinlaijige「liehuozhandui」deyubeiduiyuan。tamenkandaolewo,
yekandaolewodetouzhudan。qizhongyigelingtoude,jiaozhaohu,shizhuangyandetiegangenban。tadabuliuxingdizouguolai,
yibaqiangguowodetouzhudan,kanleyiyan,ranhoukuazhangdidaxiaoqilai。「xiongdimen,kuailaikana!
womendeqianduiyou,weidadeejizhiliaoshi,jingranzaizheilidangpantu!」tabatouzhudangaogaojuqi,
xiangshizaizhanshishenmezhanlipin。「ya‘jingsi’zhandui?nishixiangxiaosinidiewoma?」zhaohuba「jingzhe」
guyiniancheng「jingsi」。「nizheizhongfeiwu,chulezaibeihougaozheizhongxiaodongzuo,haihuiganshenme?」
tazoudaowomianqian,yongshouzhizhewodebizi。「nishibushijuedewomenduizhangbuyaonile,xinlihendehuang?」
「wogaosuni,duizhangbanizheizhonglajitichuqu,shitazuoguozuimingzhidejueding!」wokanzheta,
yanshenyuelaiyueleng。「shuowanlema?」「shuowanjiugun。」zhaohulengleyixia,suijiborandanu。
「**shuoshenme?niganjiaowogun?」tayangqiquantou,jiuyaozaxiangwodelian。jiubadebaoanlikeweileshanglai。
「buyecheng」jinzhisidou,zheishitielv。zhaohudequantoutingzaikongzhong,taehenhendidengzhewo。「hao,haodehen,
cenji。」「nijiwodengzhe。」tataochushouji,xianranshijizhuangyanfalexinxi。
「dengwomenduizhangcong‘aihaokuangdong’chulai,nadaoguanjun,tahuiqinzilaizhaonisuanzhang。」「daoshihou,
wodaoyaokankan,nihainengbunengzheimezuiying!」tafangxiahenhua,daizhetaderen,qichongchongdizoule。
jiubalihuifulexuannao。dansuoyoukanwodeyanshen,douxiangshikanyigesiren。laoboduanqijiubei,chaowoyaoyaoyijing。
「xiaozi,nibatiantongpole。」wonaqiwodejiubei,hetapengleyixia。qingcuidexiangshengzhong,
woyiziyijudishuo。「bu。」「wozhishi,xiangbatianhuanyihuan。」4shijianyifenyimiaodiguoqu。
tuanduidasaidejifenbangshang,「liehuozhandui」dejindutiao,zaijinru「aihaokuangdong」hou,jiubiandeyichanghuanman。
yikaishi,dajiahaiyiweishib+liexinandutaigao。dansantianguoqule,tamendejindutiao,
jihutingzhizailebaifenzhiqishideweizhi。ludaodejuexingzhequanzili,kaishichuxianleyixiebuhexiedeshengyin。
「‘liehuo’zenmehuishi?zailimiansanbuma?」「buhuishifancheleba?neilezikejiudale。」「bukeneng,
zhuangyanduizhangkeshiaji,zenmehuifanche?」「buyecheng」jiubali,wochenglezuiyouxianderen。
meitianzhunshilaihejiu,kanzhedapingmushangdejindutiao,xiangzaixinshangyichuzaoyizhidaojiejudexiju。
laobohaishineifudiaoerlangdangdeyangzi,dantakanwodeyanshen,queyitianbiyitianliang。disitianxiawu。
yigejingrendexiaoxichuanlai。「jingzhezhandui」houlaijushang,chenggonggonglveleyizuobjiliexihesanzuoc+jiliexi,
zongjifenyijingqiaoranbijinle「liehuozhandui」!ruguo「liehuo」bunengzaijintianzhineitongguan「aihaokuangdong」,
tamendiyideweizhijiuyaobeiqiangzoule。zheiyixia,suoyourendouzuobuzhule。「liehuodaodizaiganshenme?
jisiwole!」「wokeshiyaletamenwushiwana!」zhaohuneiqunrenzaiyemeiyouchuxianzaijiuba。wocai,
tamencikezhengshouzaishiwuju,birenherendouyaojiaoji。erwo,zaizhongmukuikuizhixia,youqutouzhutai,
bazheijitiandangqingligongzhuandeyiqianduokuailingqian,quanbuyajile「jingzhe」。wodexingwei,zaibierenkanlai,
shichedidefengkuanghetiaoxin。zhiyouwozijizhidao,wozhishizaizhuijiayifenbishengdetouzi。
xiaoxihenkuaichuandaole「liehuozhandui」dehouyuantuanneili。wodetongxunqixiangle。shiyigemoshengdehaoma。jietonghou,
limianchuanlaizhaohuqijibaihuaidepaoxiao。「cenji!**shibushiyoubing!」「niyierzai,
zaiersanditiaoxinwomen,daodixiangganshenme!」「wogaosuni,duizhangyijingzhidaole!tashuole,dengtachulai,
diyigejiufeilenizheigechilibawaidepantu!」wojingjingditingzhe。dengtahouwan,wocaimanyouyoudikaikou。
「e。」「neiniyaogennidezhuangyanduizhangshuoyisheng。」「rangtaxiannenghuozhechulai,zaishuofeidiaowodeshiba。」
shuowan,wozhijieguaduanletongxun。keyixiangxiang,dianhuaneitoudezhaohu,huishizenyangyifuqidaobaozhadebiaoqing。
wozuibian,fanqiyisilengxiao。zhuangyan,lingsha。nimengaogaozaishang,jiangwocaizaijiaodi。kenimenyongyuanbuhuizhidao,
nimenyinyiweiaodeliliang,zaizhenzhengdeweixianmianqian,shiduomecuiruo。nimendeaoman,jiushinimenshibaidegenyuan。
yemujianglin。「aihaokuangdong」derukouchu,yijingbeishiwujuderenyuancengcengfengsuo。qifenjinzhangdaolejidian。
anzhaoguiding,jinruliexichaoguo96xiaoshi,qietongxunzhongduandeduiwu,jiangbeishiwei「shilian」。
shiwujuyouquanpaiqianjiuyuanduiqiangxingjieru。erxianzai,juli96xiaoshidezuihouqixian,
zhishengxiabudaoyigexiaoshile。yidanjiuyuanduijieru,「liehuozhandui」debisaizigejiangbeilijiquxiao。
neijiangshishiwuqianlidechiru。suoyourendexin,doutidaolesangziyan。zhiyouwo,zuozaijiubali,
kanzheqiangshangdeshizhong,miaozhenyigeyigeditiaodong。xiangshizaiwei「liehuo」derongyao,jinxingzuihoudedaojishi。
laobobazuihouyilihuashengmirengjinzuili,shuo。「xiaozi,yaojianfenxiaole。」wodiandiantou。jiuzaizheishi。
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