《直播战场开局扫射被网友说成雇佣兵》 小说介绍
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《直播战场开局扫射被网友说成雇佣兵》 第3章 李坏莱昂黑洲的风土人情 免费试读
第二条视频发布。
biaoti:youshipingpingwuqidedagongrendeyitian,zhiwodedahuziduiyou。
shipinfabubaxiaoshi,liulanliangwushiwan。
【wokao!zheibushishangcideneigenaqiangdedahuzime!】
【wa!woyizhiyiweineixieguowaidabingdedoushihaoxionghaoxiongde,zhubodezheigeduiyouweishenmexiongdezheimekeaia!】
【ha,zixikankanshitingkeaidea!】
【shenmedabing?】youbuzhiqingdeshuiyou,zaixiafangdachuyihuodiwendao。
【jiushizheigezhuboa!zheigezhubozijishuozijishidagongren!jieguozheigedagongrennazhebuqiangpaishipin(goutou)(goutou)】
【ze,loushangzhenshiyouzhi,bierenshuoshenmejiushishenmea?】
【shazicaihuixin,mingxianyigepianliuliangde,meikanhaishixinhaoa!】
【bushia,nimenzheixiexihuanzhiyibierende,jiubunengrangzheigeshijieshaodianhuaiyiduodianaime?womenbuyinggaizhiyibieren,ershigengduodixuanzetongqingheguanai,neishenme,shuizhuchoudajiakaolvxiaa!jiujiuhaiziba!】
【pu,loushangneigejiujiuhaizidejiyezhengxiaole。】
zheicideshipin,bingmeiyourulihuaisuoxiangdeneimebaohuo,sihuyinweiqueshaoleyidianbaodian。
靠!
zaozhidaorangdahuzihanyijuwoailongguole!
lihuaiyoudianhouhuidixiangdao。
buguowentibuda,xiangyaobaodian,henjiandana!
“系统!”
“woyaoduihuangaojibuqiangjingtong。”
lihuaixianshibazijidewulizhiqianghualeyixia,jiukaishimouhualeqilai。
zuoweiguyongbing,wuqidanyaoxiangdoubuyongxiangjiuzhidaoshizibeide,xiawuzijigancuijifensimenzhiboyixiadacaigou!
lihuaizaojiuduishoulidem16bushuangle,ganghaoshunbianhuanle。
turan,kacayishengtuimenshengchuanlai。
lihuaixiangmendefangxiangwangqu,tuimenjinlaideshiyiweishengaoyimibawuzuoyoudebiaozhunbairenqingnian。
“li!wojinidailewucan。”
guyongbinglaiangdaizheweixiaoshuodao。
哈!
工具人来了!
zhengchouzijizhaosheipeizhechuquni。
“laiang,nixiawuyoushime?”
lihuaikandaolaiang,dangjijiushixingfendiwendao。
“womeiyoushi,zenme,linixuyaowobangmangme?”
laiangyibianjizijidaoshuiyibianqiguaidiwendao。
“shide,woxiawuxiangyaoqucaigouyixiewuqizhuangbei,niyuanyihewoyiqiquma?”
李坏很直白地问道。
“meiwenti,buguozuoweijiaohuan,nixuyaoqingwochifan。”
莱昂打趣地笑道。
“小问题!”
lihuaidayingxialai,jiushicongcongkaishibalafan。
“kao!shenmeguidongxi!zhennanchi。”
“biechile,babaqinzijinizuo!”
......
bili,yuedan,keerduojiedao。
“li,nizaizuoshenme?”
kuaiyaojiejinwuqishangdiandeshihou,lihuaituranshuodengyixia,yushijiuturantingxiabainongqileshouji。
laiangkanzheyaoyaqiechibainongshoujidelihuai,yitouwushuibuzhidaofashengleshenme。
“meishi,dengwoyixia,wohepengyoumenkaigeshipin,jitamenkankanguowaideshenghuo。”
lihuaikanzhezijideshouji,lianseyouxiefahei。
tadeshipinjingguoyishangwufajiao,youzhangleshijiwandebofangliang,danshipinlidezhiyisheng,quebuzhidaozenmedibiandegengduoleqilai。
tebieshiyixiebujizijiliuhoulude。
【zheizhuboyaojiushigepianliuliangde,zhenshiguyongbing,wodaolixitou!】
【我倒立拉s!】
【我倒立吃s!】
丫的!
yaobushibabapabeijinle,wojintianhaifeiyaobazijiyongbingzhengshuainimenlianshang,haohaokankandaolibuke!
lihuaibuhuaihaoyidixiangdao。
lihuaihenkuaitianwanyanzhengxinxi,dakailezhibo。
lihuaigangdakaizhibo,henkuaijiuyoujibairenjinrulezhibojian,yinggaishitafensilimiankaitonglezhibotixingde。
“dajiahao,woshilihuai。”
lihuaixianshijidiyishijianjinrufangjiandetiefenmenwenlegehao,jiezhejuqishoujipailexiasizhouhuanjing:“woshiguyongbing,pei!shuocuole,woshidagongrenlihuai,renzaibilidagong。”
“jintianjidajiazhiboyixia,dagongrendezhenshishenghuo,shunbianrangdajialinglvexiaheizhoudefengturenqing。”
“哦!等等!”
“nimenkanwofaxianleshenme?”
“yizhiyeshengdedagongren!”
“a,yuanlaishiwodeduiyou...”
“好可惜。”
“hai,laiang,niyaojiwozhibojiandepengyoumendagezhaohuma?”
莱昂:???
budebushuo,zuoweizishendehuwaizhubo,lihuaizhiboqilaihaishihenyoutianfude,kaijujiuzhijiedoulelezhibojiandeguanzhong。
【哈哈哈哈!】
【pidedagongren,nayoudagongrendaizhebabuqiangxiazhuanyoudea!】
【yeshengdedagongren,zheizhuboyaoxiaosiyele!】
【bushi,zheikexideyuqi...zhubozheishixiangxiaosiwo,ranhoujichengwodemayihuabeime?nideyuqihebeiyeyimoyiyangnizhidaomezhubo?ahahahahaha!】
【e,wodepengyoumen!nimenkuaikan,zheishiyizhiyeshengdeguyongbing。】
【yeshengdeguyongbingyingyanghengao,qudiaotoujiukeyichi,danbaizhishiniuroudebabei...】
【nimenjiumeirenzhuyizhubodeyanzhime?】
【wokao,zheimeyishuo,kanqilaidequetingshuaidea!】
【帅!】
【jiubiwochayidiandian!】
【qianmiandenizhenzilian。】
【nimenjiumeirenzhuyineigebairenxiaogedemihuobiaoqingme?】
【白人问号?】
yishijian,zhenggezhibojiandanmuluanfei。
“li,nigangcaishuoleshenme?”
laiangbairenwenhaohou,mihuodiwendao。
“wowenniyaobuyaohewozhibojiandepengyoumendagezhaohu。”
lihuaiyongyingyuzhongfuleyixiazijigangcaiwendehua。
“直播?”
laianghenganxingqudicouleguoqu:“wotingazhaluoteshuoguonizhibodeshi,wo!zheigeshuzishinizhibojianderenshume?jingranyoujiqianrenzaikannidezhibome!”
shuodaozuihou,laiangxiandetebiejingya。
“shide,youjiqianrendouzaikanwodezhibo,erqiedoushiwodetongbao。”
lihuaibashoujideshexiangtouduizhunlaiang,xiaozheshuodao:“lai,jiwozhibojiandepengyoumendagezhaohu!jidelimaodianha!”
打招呼?
laiangyoudianweinan,zuoweiqingsedananhaideta,nirangtasharenjiandan,nirangtajimoshengrendazhaohu,yeshizaiyoudiantainanweitale。
emmmm
尤其是还要礼貌点。
laiangbieniulebantian,zuihouhaishihongzhelianhuilehuishou:“dajiahao,woshilaiang,henkaixinnenghedajiajianmian。”
“longguoshiyigehenhaodeguojia,nimenlongguorenyedouhenhao。”
【wokao,liandouhongle!zheixiaogeyetaixiuseleba?zheizhenshiguyongbing?】
【hahahaha!lianhonghongde,haokeai!】
【我爱龙国?】
【ze,zheijubenyetaimingxianleba!】
【shia!jubenba?liuliangmima?】
【也不一定。】
【yeyoukenengzheiguowaixiaogeshigegay,aiwujiwu,nimeikantaliandouhonghongdeme?】
【zheishishenme?zheishijiaoxiu!】
【longguorendouhenhao,si~~~womale,nimenni?】
【我们也麻了。】
这...
lihuaiwuyudiwangzhelaiang。
“shuowogaydebizui!laozizheibeizibukenenggaojide。”
“haiyou,laiang,nizaishuoshenmerongyiyinqirenwuhuidehuaa?”
lihuaimeirenzhuwuzheetouniutouwendao。
“e,nalishuodebuduime?”
laiangyouxiemihuodiwendao:“shinihewoshuode,chinidefanzuibaruan,toudongxichishouyaoruande...”
“erqie,nifancaizuodedequefeichanghaochi,yongyouhenduohaochidedeguojia,dangranshiyigehenhaodeguojiaa~~~”
“wohaizhunbeiyoushijian,qunimenguojiahaohaopinchangnishuodeneixiemeiweini,haiyouwomenweishenmehuibeiwuhuichenggaya?”
“nandaonimenlongguo,shibunengchitongxingzuodeshiwudeme?”
shuozhe,laianglianshanghailuchukexidebiaoqing。
suizhedanmufanyiguanshishifanyi,danmuzhongxinkaishihuanle。
【兄弟们,收刀!】
【wuhuile,wuhuile,shiyoujun!】
【a,baoqian,shoubuzhule!yaobumaileba?】
【baolule,baolule!guoranshibeishoumaide。】
【buguo,hahahahahaha!yidunfanjiubeishoumaile,zheixiaogeyetaidouleba?】
【pu!baoqianwomeirenzhu,zheiwaiguoxiaogetaikeaile,haichirenjiadezuibaruan,toudongxichishouyaoruan....yijubuliyigechi,shiyouduochihuoa!】
【zuizhuyaodeshi,tahaijiguazhegengduohaochide!】
【chizhewanlide,xiangzheguolide,yaoxiaosiwole!】
【tebieshiyiweibunengzaichihou,neinanguodexiaobiaoqing,kanbahaiziweiqudi!xiaosiyedele。】
【xiaogeyoukonglaiwomenzhongguo,woqingnichifana,wanshangpeigegeshuijuejiuhao!】
......
made!nizheichihuobuxianshanbulushuia?
wuhuijiechuhou,lihuaikanzhelaiangdeyanshenguaiguaide,guaibudezheijiahuotiantiankoudailichuaizheyiduiqiaokeli,yiqianyiweizheijiahuohenzhuanye,yuanlaitemedejiushichan?
“li,womengaichufale,yuedandewanshangbusuanpingjing,suoyishangdianhuiguanmenhenzao。”
xixihahaleyihui,bashuangfangdewuhuidoujiechuhou,laiangjianzhihaixiudetaibuqitoulai。
gangcaiyishizuikuai,zhijiebazijichihuodebenxingbaoludemingmingbaibai,rangtaganjuezijisihuzaixianrulechuanshuozhongdeshehuixingsiwangleyiyang。
“哈,好。”
lihuaidayingxialaihou,duizhezhibojiandeguanzhongmenyihuishou:“zou,wodaidajialinglvexiabilidefengturenqingqu?”
风土人情?
jiuba?ktv?haishichaoshi?
guanzhongmenhaizaiyitouwushui。
zhidaogenzhelihuai,zouguoyitiaoanquantongdao,zoujinyijiakanqilaiheihuhudedixiashihou。
【**!】
【淦!】
【那是什么?】
zhibojianderen,shunjianquanbushale!
wangyouwulizibadianping:《zhibozhanchangkaijusaoshebeiwangyoushuochengguyongbing》zheipianwenfeichangrangrenshangtou,zuozhewenbimanhao,wenfengliuchang,juqingyefeichangjingcai。wenyebushitaizhang,woshiyikouqikanwande。feichangtuijianyikan。
wangyouquanshidanwangdianping:nimendetuzidada,nibarenwumiaoxiedetebiedezhenshi,zainaohailihuizhibuqu,yinxiangshifenshenke,ganxie
直播战场开局扫射被网友说成雇佣兵