《总裁装保安想干嘛呢?好难猜》 小说介绍
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haobuliuqingdidazaiyanqianzheikuaiguangjierujing、cikequetianleyidaozhengninghuahendeche**shang。neiliuchangdehuxian,
neishanzheangguianguangdeheisecheqi,
haiyouneichetouchulizhede、yikanjiuhenbuhaoredehuanqingnvshenxiaojinren……wanle,quanwanle。wo,xiaolu,
ruzhi「xingchenkeji」dediyitian,mengxianghaimeiqifei,jiuxianyitouzhuangshanglelaosilaisidehouyiziban。
woneiliangkeliandexiaodianlv「xiaopolv」,cikezhengyiyizhongjiqibeiweidezitai,
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nizheibeizisuanshihuodaogoushenshangle!」「shixigongzi?he,pashiyaozhijiekoudaoxiabeizileba?」
「shuanqa!nagetianshadefamingleqichea!」xinzangzaixiongqiangliwanmingbengdi,leigusidedongdongzhixiang,
zhendewoermofama。tuiduziyebuzhengqidikaishizhuanjin,ruandejihuchengbuzhushentidezhongliang。zenmeban?
zenmeban?pao?jiankongyoubushibaishe!liuzhitiao?bawomaileyepeibuqiyigechegulu!jiaobaoxian?
wodexiaodianlvbaoxiandagaizhigoupeirenjiayikuaijiaodiandeqingjiefeiba?jiuzaizheishi,
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woxiangzhuazhujiumingdaocaodenishuizhe,
mengdiniutouwangqu——yigegaodadeshenyingzhengcongyiliangdidiaodeheisejiaochepangzhuanchulai,chuanzhebitingdeheisexizhuang,
jiankuantuizhang,zhengditoukanzheshoujipingmu。baoan!jueduishibaoan!zheishenban,zheizhifu,zheixunluodejiashi!
tianbuwangwoxiaolu!shenshangxiansushunjianbiaodaodingfeng,kongjuheqiushengyuhunhechengyigujudademanli。
wojihushiliangundaipadipuleguoqu,yibasisizuanzhuneirenjieshideshoubei,shengyindoudebianlediao,
daizhekuqiang:「shu!baoanshushu!jiuminga!chudashile!」beiwozhuazhudenanrendongzuomingxianyidun。
tataiqitou,shoujipingmudeguangyingliangletaxiantiaofenmingdexiahe。neishuangyanjing,
zaichekudingdengdeyinyinglikanbutaizhenqie,zhijuedeyichangshensui,xiangliangkoushenbujiandidegujing。taweiweiceguolian,
shixiancongwocanbaidelianshanghuaguo,luozaiwosisizhuazhetagebodeshoushang,zuihou,huanhuandiyixiangwoneiliang「zhaoshi」
dexiaodianlvhetapangbianneitaishoushangdelaosilaisi。kongqininggulejimiao。tatiaoletiaomei,neidongzuojiqixiwei,
quedaizheyizhongnanyiyanyudeyapogan,manyouyoudikaikou,shengyindichenyueer,daizhedianwanwei:「niqueding?」
weiyinweiweishangyang,xiangyipianyumaosaoguojinbengdeshenjing。「queding!feichangqueding!」wotoudiandexiangdaosuan,
wanquanmeixinsizhuomotazheiyuqilidebuduijing,zhidangtashibeiwodemaoshijingdaole,「shushu,ninkuaibangwokankan!
zhei……zheidepeiduoshaoa?wo、wogangbiye,diyitianshangban,wozhenbushiguyide!wuwuwu……」
woyuwulunci,shituyongyanleiboquzheiwei「baoanshushu」detongqing。tachenmodikanzhewokudexilihuala,
lianshangmeishenmebiaoqing,zhishineiyanshen,sihuzaiwolianshangtingliudeshijianyoudianguozhang,daizhedianshenshideyiwei。
banshang,tazhongyudongle。taqingqing、danburongzhiyidichouhuilezijideshoubei,maikaizhangtui,zouxiangshiguxianchang。
neizitai,xiantingxinbuside,wanquanbuxianggechuliguacengdebaoan,daoxiangshizaixunshizijidelingdi。
taxianshiraozheneitailaosilaisizouleyiquan,muguangruilidisaoguoneidaohuahen,ranhouquqizhiguanjie,
zaishousundeqimianshangbuqingbuzhongdikouleliangxia。neidongzuo,momingrangwolianxiangdaogudongshangzaijiandingyijianciqi。
jiezhe,tayouzoudaowoneiliangkeliandexiaopolvpangbian,fushenkanlekanchebashangwaidiaodesuliaohoushijing。「ze。」
yishengjiqingdegantancicongtachunjianyichu,qingdejihutingbujian,querangwoxinjianmengdiyichou。「shu……shushu?」
wodanzhanxinjingdicouguoqu,shengyinbiwenzihenghengdabuleduoshao。tazhongyuzhiqishen,zhuanxiangwo。
chekudeguangxianluozaitalianshang,neizhanglian……shuaideyoudianguofen。bilianggaoting,bochunjinmin,xiahexianqingxililuo。
dancike,zheizhangshuailianzaiwoyanlijiushiyanwangyedecuimingfu。「che,shitinggui。」takaikou,shengyinpingwenwubo,
tingbuchuxinu。wodexinshunjianchendaolemaliyanahaigoudi。「buguo,」tahuafengyizhuan,
neishuangshentansideyanjingsuodingwo,「huahenbusuantaishen,chuliqilai……youdetan。」youdetan?
zheisangezirutongtianlai!woyanjingshunjianliangle,ganjuezijihuianderenshengjubenturanbeisidiaoleyiye,
huanshanglexiwangdefeiye!「zhendemashushu?ninzhenshidahaoren!huopusa!」
wojidongdechadianyouxiangpushangqubaozhutagebo,danbeitayigedandandeyanfengsaoguolai,
likesongsongdisuohuilezhuazi,「ninshuozenmetan?wodoutingninde!zhiyaoburangwopeidaopochan,rang**shadouxing!
」woxinshidandan,jiuchadangchangxie**biaozhongxinle。taweiweihanshou,sihuduiwodebiaotaihaisuanmanyi。「xiaolu?
」tazhunquewuwudijiaochulewodemingzi,dagaishipiedaolewoguazaixiongqiandezhanxingongpai。「duiduidui!shiwo!
shushuninjixingzhenhao!」woganjindiantouhayao。「ng。」tayingleyisheng,
muguangzaiwogongpaidezhaopianhebenrenzhijianyousaolegelaihui,yanshenyoudianguguai,xiangshizaiquerenshenme。
「peichangdeshi,yihouzaishuo。nixianqushangban,biechidao。zheili……」tadunledun,
muguangzaiciluozaineidaocimudehuahenshang,「wolaichuli。」「a?」wolengzhule,「nin……ninchuli?
buyongjiaobaoxiangongsihuozhe……jingchama?」「zanshibuyong。」tayanjianyigai,
yuqidaizheyizhongburongzhiyidequanwei,「quba。」neiyike,zheiwei「baoanshushu」
zaiwoxinzhongdexingxiangshunjianbagaodaolezhumulangmafeng!zheishishenmeshenxianwuye!zheishishenmeshenxianbaoan!
bujinrenshuaixinshan,hairuciyoudandang!wogandongdejianzhiyaoreleiyingkuang。「xiexieshushu!
ninzhenshiwodezaishengfumu!daendademeichinanwang!」woshenshendijuleyigong,ganjueyaodoukuaiwanchengjiushidule,
「neiwo……woxianqubaodaole!huitouwoyidinghaohaoganxienin!」woyibusanhuitou,
kanzheneiweishuaiqide「baoanshushu」yijiuzhanzailaosilaisipang,shenyingtingba,xiangyikekekaodeqingsong。
yangguang(ruguochekuyouyangguangdehua)fangfodousazailetashenshang!
wohuaizhejiehouyushengdeqingxingheduizheiwei「baoanjiehuoleifeng」dewuxianganji,jiaobuqingkuaidichongxianglediantijian。
quanranbuzhi,shenhouneidaoshensuidemuguang,yizhiruoyousuosidizhuisuizhewodebeiying,zhidaodiantimenchedihelong。
---huahenshijiandeyinying,zaishuaibaoanshushu(wosidixiatoutoujiaota「lengmianshu」)neiju「youdetan」
dedingxinwanxia,zanshibeiyadaolexindijiaoluo。woxiaolu,zhengshikaishilezaixingchenkeji「dagongren」
deshechushengya。raner,shenghuohenkuaijiuyongyilianchuande「jingxi」gaosuwo,「lengmianshu」de「tan」,
tandekenengyoudianguoyushenruwoderichangshenghuole。ruzhidisantian,wozhengzaigongweishangduizhediannaopingmufengkuangshuchu,
shitulijieyifentianshubandexiangmubaogao,gebigongweidexiaomihurantongletongwogebo,
yilianshenmixixijiahuachizhuang:「lulukuaikanmenkou!neigebaoan!wodetian,shuaizhale!
womengongsishenmeshihouyouzheimejipindeanbaorenyuanle?」womangrantaitou,shunzhetadeshixianwangqu。
zhijianbolimenwai,neigeshuxidegaodashenyingzhengyizaiqiantaipangbiandeqiangbian,yijiushineishenbitingdeheisexizhuang,
celianxiantiaolengyingjunlang。taweiweidizhetou,sihuzai……wanshouji?qiantai**jielianhonghongde,
zhengxiaoshenggentashuozheshenme。wodexiaoxinzangbuzhengqidiloutiaoleyipai。shilengmianshu!
tazenmepaowomenbumenloucenglaile?nandaoshi……lai「tan」peichangde?woshunjianjinzhangqilai,
xiayishidixiangsuojinxianshiqihoumian。jiuzaizheishi,tasihuganyingdaolewodemuguang,
taiyanjingzhundichaowozheibianwangleguolai。simuxiangdui,tameishenmebiaoqing,zhishichaowozheibiantailetaixiaba,
duiqiantaishiyileyixia。qiantai**jielikenaqineixiandianhua。xiayimiao,wodezuojixiangle。「wei?xiaoluma?
qiantaizheibianyouwei……e,wuyedeshifuzhaoni,shuoshinibaoxiulenimengongweiquyudeshuiguan?」
qiantai**jiedeshengyindaizheyisibuyichajuedexingfenheyihuo。shuiguan?woshenmeshihoubaoxiushuiguanle?
woyilianmengquandikanxiangxiaomi,xiaomiyeshiyilianmangrandiyaotou。「e……e,hao,womashanglai。」
woyingzhetoupiyingxia,xinliqishangbaxiadizouguoqu。lengmianshuyijingzhanzhileshenti,
shoulibuzhiheshiduoleyigekanqilaifeichangzhuanyedeyinsegongjuxiang,shangmianyinzhewokanbudongdedewenlogo。
「xiaolu?」tagongshigongbandikaikou,shengyindichen。「shiwoshiwo!」woganjindiantou,yadishengyin,
daizhedianzuozeixinxu,「shu,neige……shuiguan?womeibaoxiua?」tamianbugaise,
muguangsaoguowogongweipangbiankaoqiangdeyinshuijiweizhi:「gonggongquyufankui,zheibianyouqingweishenshuiyinhuan。lixingjiancha。
」liyouguanmiantanghuang。「……e。」wohainengshuoshenme?zhinengceshenrangkai,「nin……ninqingbian。」yushi,
zhenggexiawu,womenzheipiangongqujiulongzhaozaiyizhongjiqiguiyidefenweili。zheiweishuaidebuxianghuade「baoan」
jian「shuiguangong」,dongzuoliluodijianchaleyinshuijihoumiandeguandaojiekou。tabandunzhe,xiukouwandaoshouzhou,
luchujieshidexiaobeixiantiao。mingmingshizaigancuhuo,neizitaiqueyouyadexiangzaicaozuojingmiyiqi。
zhouweideqieqiesiyujiumeitingguo,nvtongshimendemuguangrutongtanzhaodeng,henbudebataliliwaiwaisaomiaogebian。
xiaomitoutoujiwofaxiaoxi:【lulu,laoshijiaodai!nizenmerenshizheiweishenxianwuyede?
takannideyanshenbuduijing!jueduibuduijing!】wo:【……zhenbushu!jiushichekuguacheneicirenshide!
takenengshi……bijiaofuze?】xiaomi:【fuzedaoqinzilaixiushuiguan?haizhixiunigongweipangbiande?
woxinnigegui!zheifenmingshizuiwengzhiyibuzaijiu!】wobeitayedeshuobuchuhua,
zhinengtoutoumiaoxiangneigezhuanzhugongzuodeshenying。tazhengningjinzuihouyikeluosi,dongzuoliuchangyouli。
xiyangtouguoluodichuangjitatingbadelunkuodushangleyicengjinbian。wodexintiao,youbuzhengqidikuailejipai。
zheihaimeiwan。jitianhoudezhoumowanshang,wohejigexintongshizaishizhongxinyijiawanghongshaokaodianjucan。
jibeipijiuxiadu,qifenzhenghai,dajiakaishicuanduozhewan「zhenxinhuadamaoxian」。henbuxing,
diyilunwojiubeimingyunzhishen(xiaomi)juangu,chouzhongle「damaoxian」。「xiaolu!
jinitongxunlulizuixincundeneigeyixingdadianhua!kaimianti!rangtaxianzailikemashanglaijieni!
jiushuoniheduolezoubudongdaoerle!」xiaomipaizhezhuozi,xiaodexiangzhitouxingdemao。zuixincundeyixing?
wotoupiyima,zaitongshimenqihongshengzhong,zhanzhanweiweidifankaishouji。zuixinyitiaotonghuajilu,
heranshiqianjitian「lengmianshu」yongqiantaizuojidajiwodeneigehaoma!
xiamianbeizhuhaishiwosuishoudade「wuyelengmianshu」。qihunanxia。zaitongshimen「kuaidakuaida」
decuicushenghekanrenaobuxianshidademuguangzhong,woyanyibixinyiheng,botongleneigehaoma,anxialemiantijian。
「du……du……」dengdaiyinmeixiangyixia,douxiangqiaozaiwoxinkanshang。「wei?」
dianhuaneitouchuanlaidichenshuxideshengyin,beijingyinhenanjing。「wei?shu……e,shifu!」woshetouyoudiandajie,
nulirangzijideshengyintingqilaizugou「zuixunxun」,「wo……wozai『yanhuorenjian』shaokaodian……e,
he……heduoledian……huibuqule……nin……ninnenglaijiewoyixiama?qiuninle!」
womofangzhedianshijulizuihandeqiangdiao,shuowanzijidoujuedejiadebuxing,gangadejiaozhikoudi。
dianhuaneitouchenmole。siyibandejijing。wodexintidaolesangziyan,tongshimenyedoupingzhulehuxi,
dengzhekanxiaohua。「dingweifawo。」jimiaozhonghou,tajianduandeshengyinchuanlai,tingbuchuqingxu。ranhou,
dianhua**cuililuodiguaduanle。「wae——!」tongshimenshunjianzhakaileguo。「youxi!jueduiyouxi!」
「lulu!zheishengyinyetaisuleba!kuaicongshizhaolai!」「dingweidingwei!kuaifajita!womenyaokanzhenren!」
wodingzhezhangdahonglian,zaiyipianqihongshengzhong,shoudouzhebadingweifaleguoqu。xinlizhiyouyigeniantou:wanle,
xiaolu,nichedishesile,mingtianjiushoushibaofugunchuxingchenkejiba!ershifenzhonghou,
yiliangxiantiaoliuchang、yansedidiaodeheisejiaochewushengwuxidihuadaoshaokaodianmenkou。jiashizuochemendakai,
neishuangbizhidezhangtuimailechulai。yijiushineishenbiaozhixingdeheisexizhuang,zainihongshanshuodeyewan,
tatingbadeshenyingxiandegewaiqinglengchuchen,yuzhouweixuanxiaodeyanhuoqigegeburu。「wakao!cheshihuiteng?
shenzangbulua!」yigedongchedenantongshidihuleyisheng。「rengengjue!zheiqizhi,nigenwoshuoshiwuyebaoan?
pianguini!」xiaomiyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile。wohenbudedangchangzhaogedifengzuanjinqu,momocengcengdinuodaomenkou。
tazhanzaichebian,ludengdeguanggoulezhetashensuidelunkuo。tamuguangdandandisaoguowoshenhouneiqunkanrenaodetongshi,
zuihouluozaiwoshenshang。「nengzou?」tawen。woganjindiantouruzhuomi:「nengnengneng!qishiwomeiheduoshao!
gangcaishikaiwanxiaode!」woshitubujiu。tameishuoshenme,zhishilakailefujiashidechemen。dongzuoziranliuchang,
daizheyizhongburongjujuedeshenshigan。zaitongshimen「wae」「zezeze」deaimeimuguanghekoushaoshengzhong,
woyingzhetoupizuolejinqu。cheneikongjiankuanchang,mimanzheyizhongqingliehaowendesongmuxiangqi,
hetashenshangneigudandandelenglieqixiruchuyizhe。chezipingwendihuirucheliu。chexiangliyipianjijing,
zhiyoukongdiaochufengkouxiweideshengxiang。wojinzhangdeshouxinmaohan,toutoumiaota。tacelianxiantiaojinbeng,
xiahexianqingxililuo,zhuanzhudikanzheqianfangdelukuang。ludengdeguangyingzaitalianshangmingmingmiemie。「neige……shu,」
woguqiyongqi,dapogangadechenmo,「jintianzhenshimafanninle。shizaibuhaoyisi,
gangcai……shigentongshimenwanyouxishule……」「ng。」tayingleyisheng,tingbuchuxinu。
「nin……ninzenmehaiqinzilaile?qishiwozijidachehuiqujiuxing……」wojixuxiaoxinyiyidishitan。
「shunlu。」tayanjianyigai。shunlu?conggongsifujindewuyezhibanshi,shunludaoshizhongxinlaijiewo?
zheilushundeyoudianyuanba?woxinlidigu,danbuganwenchukou。yiluwuhua。daolewozuzhudepojiuxiaoqulouxia,
wojiekaianquandai,zaicichengkendidaoxie:「xiexieninsongwohuilai!neige……xiuchepeichangdeshi……」
zheishiwoxintouzuidadeshitou。tazhongyuzhuanguotou,zhengyankanwo。cheneideguangxianhunan,
tashensuideyanmouxiangzanglexuanwo,rangrenkanbutouqingxu。「buji。」tatuchulianggezi,dunledun,buchongdao,
「wuyezuijinrenshoubuzu。nizheibian,youshenmexuyaobangmangde,keyizhijielianxiwo。」wolengzhule。
renshoubuzu?suoyi……tazheiyoushixiushuiguanyoushidangsijide,shibawozheilidangchengtade「zerentian」le?
wonaohailishunjianfuxianchuyigeci:kpi!dui,yidingshizheiyang!
zheiweilengmianshukendingshigeaigangjingye、juanshengjuansi、weilewuyefeipinjinquanlideyouxiuyuangong!
shuobudinghaishigexiaolingdao!zheijiunengjieshitaweishenmeqizhizheimechuzhong,haikaihuiteng(suiranshididiaokuan)le!
juanwangma,youdianjiadihenzhengchang!「eee!lijielijie!wuyezhenshitaiburongyile!」wohuangrandawu,
likesuranqijing,「shuninfangxin,woyidinganshijiaowuyefei!jueduibujizuzhitianmafan!ningongzuoxinkule!」
woshenzhixiangjitajinggeli。tasihubeiwozheiyilianchuandefanyingyeleyixia,
zuijiaojibukechadiweiweichoudongleyixia,zuizhongzhishidandandi「ng」leyisheng。「shangquba。」「haolei!
shuninmanzou!zhuyianquan!」worumengdashe,feikuaiditiaoxiache,musongneiliangdidiaodehuitenghuiruyese,
xinlichongmanleduizheiweijingyeaigang、fuwudaojiade「juanwangbaoan」dechonggaojingyi。zhidaohenjiuyihou,
wocaizhidao,neitianwanshangtajiewanwozhihou,chezibingmeiyoukaihuirenhewuyezhibanshi,
ershijingzhishixianglechengshilingyiduandedingjijiangjinghaozhaiqu。---shijianzai「juanwangbaoan」shibushide「guanhuai」
xiabujinbumandiliutang。taxiangshimouzhongjingzhuntoufangde「shenghuoguanjia」,chuxiandeliyouqianqibaiguai,
queyouzongnengqiaomiaodikazaiwozuixuyao(huozhezuiganga)dejiedian。biru,mougejiabandeshenye,
woduizhegongweishang**dediannaozhujiyukuwulei,baogaojiuchazuihouyidianshouwei。zhengzhuakuangshi,
neigeshuxidegaodashenyingrutongyoulingbanchuxianzaibolimenwai,
shoulilinzheyige……kanqilaibiwozhujihaiguidewaizhiyingpanhe?liyou:lixingxuncha,
faxianmougongweishebeiyichang,tigonglinshibeiyongjishuzhichi。zaibiru,zhoumozaijiashuilanjue,
chufangshuicaohaowuzhengzhaodibaolie,penquansidejiaolewoyitouyilian。
zaiwojianjiaozheshituyongmobuduzhushuilongtoudelangbeishike,menlingxiangle。menwaizhanzhede,
shilinzhezhuanyegongjubaodelengmianshu。liyou:louxiazhuhutousutianhuabanshenshui,jinjipaichayuantou。meiyici,
tadounengyizui「zhengdang」dewuyeshenfen,zui「zhuanye」deshoufa,xunsujiejuewoderanmeizhiji。
tongshimenkanwodeyanshenyijingcongzuichudebaguahaoqi,zhujianyanbianchengle「dongdedoudong」deaimeihexianmu。
xiaomigengshijiandingdirenweiwozaiwanyizhonghenxinde「jiaosebanyanplay」。「lua,tingjieyijuquan,」
chashuijianli,xiaomigouzhewodejianbang,yuzhongxinzhang,「gaichushoushijiuchushou!zheizhongjipin,
cuoguolenikudoumeidifangkuqu!nikantaneishencai,neiyao,neitui……zeze,dangbaoan?baotiantianwua!
jueduishitiyanshenghuodefuerdai!huozhe……tegong!dui!xiang007neizhong!」
wobeitatianmaxingkongdenaobunongdekuxiaobude,zhinenghongzhelianbianjie:「biexiashuo!renjiajiushigongzuorenzhenfuze!
wuyejiedebiaogan!juanwangzhongdejuanwang!」suiranneixinshenchumougejiaoluo,
yekaishiyinweitadepinfanchuxianheruoyousiwude「guanzhao」erfanqiyisisiweimiaodelianyi。henkuai,
gongsiyinianyidudetuanjianridaole。didianxuanzaishijiaoyigeyishanbangshuidedaxingdujiacun,
zhudaxiangmushishuishangleyuanheshaokaowanhui。chuxiadeyangguangyijingyouleredu,tongshimenhuanshangqingliangdeyongzhuang,
xinaozhechongxianggezhong**deshuihuatihezaolangchi。woshuixingyiban,taozhegenenhuangsedeyouyongquan,
zaixiangduipingjingdepiaoliuhelimanyouyoudihuangdang,xiangshouzhenandedeyouxian。
xiaomihejigedandadetongshizaibuyuanchuwanyigejudadexuanzhuanhuati,jianjiaoshengciqibifu。turan,
yizhengengdadexuanhuashengcongbuyuanchuchuanlai,daizhejinghuang。「yourenluoshuile!kuaijiuren!」「haoxiangbuhuiyouyong!
chenxiaqule!」wodexinmengdiyijin,xunshengwangqu。zhijianzaolangchishenshuiquneibian,
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