《明贼:开局我与嘉靖不共戴天!》 小说介绍
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“瞎嚷嚷什么?”
yehejiadaagetaichudahouyisheng,zhenzhuyizhonghaixinvzhenbutourenhoushuodao:“zheimoyanguzaihaixiyouqianbainianleba?nimensheiyoujuedezheishikuaifengshuibaodini?haibushiwoyehejiadehuoqihunfaxiande?tahaizhidaowomengaizaozhihou,cainengjuzhude。kandaomeiyou?neibian,neibian,neigejiaozuozhengqiyinliuxitong,neigejiaozuoguangaixitong,neibianneigejiaozuonuanqigongyingxitong。heng,liangnimenyebudong!xianzaixiangyao?mendoumeiyou!buguo……”
“daage,buguoshenme?”taichudunleyixia,yimingtourenbianpobujidaidewendao。
“wojiameixushuole……”taichukanleyiyanzhongrenhoushuodao:“duleleburuzhonglele,budong?jiushihaixiyijiaren,youcaidajiafa!wotaichuzhangzheimeda,kecongweipeifuguoyigeren,kewojiademeixu,yemenduitashipeifudewutitoudini。meixutahaishuo,jiranhaixiyijiaren,zongbunengrangwoyehebuchirou,rangnimenesiba?zhiyaonimenbuyuwoyehebuzuodui,baonimentiantiandayudarou!xianfuyongxiang,shouyutianqi!”
zuihouzheiliangjuhuashitaichujiashangqude……
“buzuodui,juebuyuniyehebuzuodui!”
“sheigana?jietaliangdaner!”
“daage,jutishizenyangdea?kuaishuoa!”
“woyeshuobuqingchu,jiandaowojiameixu,youtashuo。”
zhengqiyinliuxitong、guangaixitong、nuanqigongyingxitong?zhongrentinglegeyuntouzhuanxiangde,buguohuadoushuodaozheifenshangle,haibumingbaima?yushiyizhongtourentaidudabian,yuciqianshitianrangzhibie。
“woshuodaage,nijiameixuzaihechua?”mantaiwendao。
“zenme?xiangjianta?bushuotashiebingle?”taichuxienizhemantaiwendao。
mantaishanxiaowuhua,yizhongtourenyeshiwuhuakeshuole。
他们还能说什么?
zheipianchunyiangran,shiyanghancangdailaide,rucihaishuoshenmeebing?nuannanhaichabuduo……
“yaonie,yaonie,wohaixichuyaoniele!”wanghudailepiankehou,gaojushuangshoudahoudao:“yaoniexianshi,wohaixidahuoa!”
“去**妖孽!”
yimingtourenjiangwanghutuidaozaidi,jidaotaichushenbianxianmei。
nengdailaichunyi,nengshidajiaguoshanghaorizi,youguantashenmeyaoniebuyaoniede?
“ama,womenzouba。”dacichifuqiwanghuhou,henhendishuodao。
“dacichi,xiuyaoluchumajiao。”wanghuzaidacichierbiandishengshuodao:“amashiyouyizhuangfeng,youyishiruo……dacichi,nijizhu,shirentajiuyouruodian,zhiyaozhuazhutaderuodian,biannengyaotademing。”
……
“zhuweishubodaye,qinggenwolai,dihua,xiaoxin。”
taichudaizhewanghu、mantai、xinggulidenghaixinvzhentouren,xiangzhehubianlougezouqu。
“yu,daage,yu,zheishiashenhedesanhuayua!zenmepaodaonizheililaile?”
hulibuduanyouyuyueqi,“pipipapa”de。
hezhe……ashenhedeyudoubeichoudaotayehejiadeneihuqule?
“haha,yuzhangletui,tayuanyipaonalijiupaonali,wokeguanbuzhe。”taichudaxiaodao。
“鱼,美人鱼!”
“切,大惊小怪。”
hupanhaiyouxienvnu,**zhebanjiexiongfuyudatui,zhengzaishuizhongxixi。
**nende,yizhongtourenyanjingdouzhile,chengcemuyuebingshi,genzhetaichuxiangqianzouqu。
“zhuweiqing!”taichusuihougantaishouqingyizhongtourenrunei。
yizhongtourenzoujinlegelou,zhijianwuneizuoceyougezhangtiaoxingdezhuozi,zhuoshangbaifangzhegezhongmeijiu。
zhongtourendaxi,yebuguansanqiershiyile,benguoqujiudasuanheliangkoumeijiujiejieke。
daolelvzhouzhihou,qiwenshiyuelaiyuegao,zhongrenshenshangyeshiyuelaiyuere,henbudetuodiaocengpi。
hanliuduole,ziranjiure,jiashangshuizhongnvnudeyinyou,zaijiashangyehebuxiaogegeyingxueshenshangneijianjiweiheshendeqipao……
yizhongtourensangzilidoukuaimaoyanle。
“pa!”zhengdangzhongtourenbendaozhuoqianzhishi,buzhidaonalizuanchuyige“xiongxiazi”,“xiongzhang”zaizhuoshangmengdiyipai,jiangzhongtourenheleyitiao。
“sanage,nizheishiheyia?”manliwendao。
yehebusanageniyaniyakalenghengdao:“tianxiawumianfeidejiu,xianghejiu?keyi,naqian!”
niyaniyakashuoba,“xiongzhang”yitan。
“多少钱啊?”
zhongrenyelandegenzheigecutຊrenjijiaole。
“erbaiqianyibei。”niyaniyakaliekaidazuixiaodao。
“sha?erbaiqianyibei?nizenmebuquqiang?”
“jiushia,nijiuzheichengtuobandexiaobeizi,haiyaoerbaiqian?”
“yehejiaderen,guoranshiqiangdaochushena!”
zhongrendunshiqidedashengrangrang。
“wojiameixushuole,zheishijingqu,jingqudedongxidangranguile。aihebuhe,buheladao。”niyaniyakayibaqiangguoruchengtuobandixiaobeizihoushuodao:“bumaijiu,kejianbudaowoneimeixuni。”
zhongrenzhihaotaoqian,beiniyaniyakazaileyidao。
jingguotaichuyuniyaniyakageliangzheteng,zhongrenshiruiqiquanwu,ruiqiquanwuzhihou,jiexialaidetanpan,dangranjiuyouliyuyehebule。
zhongrenbeizailehaojidaozhihou,jiushengkutoule……zhongyujiandaoyanghancangyuzhukonggele。
“doudufushiyewangriyue,baijianzhuweitouren,tourenlimianqing!”
yanghancangxiaoyinyindizhanzaierlouyingjieyizhonghaixitouren,bingyaoqingtamenjinruleyigefangjian,fangmenzhishang,xiezhe“haixijiansheguihuabu”qigedazi。
……
“gongxile,touren。”shiqingtantuozhihou,yanghancanggongxidao。
yaohaixijiansheguihua,bixuyourenlingtoucaixing,yushilianweixiedaiyinyoude,haixizhubutourenfengyehebushoulingzhukonggeweihaiximengzhu。
wanghudengrenyeshitoujibuchengshibami,zishihendeyaoyaqiechide,lingzuotamou。
“hehe,cishiquanzhangzhewangxianshengmouhua。”zhukonggexiaolexiaohoushuodao:“buguoniyejiangwojiazailehuoshangkaoa。”
yanghancangwenyandianlediantou。
deyierbuwangxing,zhukonggehaishiyoudianbenshi。
“wohaixizhubu,duonianyilai,yizhishiyipansansha。”zhukonggedao:“ruci,youliyeyoubi,youlizhichuweibuhuiyinqitarendezhuyi,erbichuyezaiyuci,huiyinqiqianglinjiyua。”
“tourenshizhi……?”yanghancangwendao。
“aixinjueluoshi。”zhukonggekanzhenanmian,huanhuandeshuodao。
“tourenshaoshuoleyige。”yanghancangdiantoudao。
“ming!”zhukonggeyuyanghancangyiqishuodao。
mingchaotingduiliaodongnvzhenzhubu,caiqudeshifenerzhizhizhice,sheiqiangdajiudajishei,sheiruoxiaojiufuchishei,fanzhengburangninvzhenzhubulianhe。
liaodongnvzhenzhubuyidanxingchenglianmeng,shenzhichengletiebanyikuai,jiujianghuichengweimingchaotingdexinfudahuan。
明贼:开局我与嘉靖不共戴天!