《愚人节的玩笑,我当真了》 小说介绍
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《愚人节的玩笑,我当真了》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
chuchaliangnian,yurenjiedangtiandashipinjinver,aichanggedetaquebianchengleyaba。
wocoujinyikanquefaxiantazuibianyouzhenyandehenji。
jiuliancelianshangyeyouhongzhongdebazhangyin。
gangxiangzhuiwen,baomuqueshuodaolenverdexiuxishijianzhijieguaduandianhua。
woxinzhongqiyi,yiwaikandaobaomunverdedongtai。
tagaodiaoxuanfu,keshaichudeshechipindoushiwoteyimaijinverde。
youqishitabozishangdeyupeihaishiwosongjinverdechuanjiabao。
wodadianhuajilaogongtaqueshuowoyishenyigui。
“nixiangduole,zheishinverjinikaideyurenjiewanxiao。”
woyouyuzaisanhouxuanzediaocha,zhenxiangrangwozhenjing。
gengkeedeshi,wodelaogongjingranquanwoxishiningren!
1.
woganggangqianxianeifenjiazhishushiyidehetong,suoyourendouxiaozhezhuhewo。
zhenggaoxing,xiayimiaoshoujixiangqi。
nverzhidaowojintianyouzhongyaoqianyue,ruguobushijishi,tabuhuizheishihoudalai。
tameitoujinsuo,yanjinghongzhong,xiangshiganggangkuguo。
gengrangwoxintouyijindeshi,tadezuibianshangyouyipaizhenyanhenjibianyuanfaqing,jiuliancelianshangyeyouhongzhongdebazhangyin。
"moli!"wodeshengyinjihubianlediao,"nishoushanglema?"
huamianhuangdongleyixia,baomuzhangjiedelianturanjijinpingmu,dangzhulemoli。
"taitai,moligaixiuxile。"
tadeyuqihenpingjing,shenzhiyoudianguoyupingjing。
"dengdeng!rangwozaikankanta——"
可电话已经挂断了。
wolikehuibo,wurenjieting。zaida,haishiwurenjieting。
wodeshouzhiweiweifadou,diankaimolideliaotianchuangkou,falejitiaoxiaoxiguoqu,querutongshichendahai。
molipingshizuiaichangge,meitiandouyaojiwofayuyin,yongtazhinendeshengyinchangxinxuedeerge。
kezuijinyizhou,taturanbiandechenmo,lianshipintonghuashidoubuzenmeshuohua。
woyiweishixuexiyalida,kexianzai......
woqiangpozijilengjingxialai,diankaipengyouquanshualeshua,shituzhuanyizhuyili。
ranhou,wodeshouzhimengditingzhule。
baomunverzhangxuangangganggengxinleyitiaodongtai——zhaopianlishitaxinmaideshechipinbaobao,beijingshitadechuangtou。
erjiuzaibaobaodepangbian,heranbaizheyikuaishuxideyupei。
neishiwojimolidezuchuanyupei,congbulishen。
wodexueyefangfoyishunjianninggu。
wolikebotonglezhangfulinzhiqiangdedianhua。
"zhiqiang,molidezuchuanyupeizenmehuizaizhangxuanneili?"
dianhuaneitouchenmoleliangmiao。
"bieyishenyiguide,moliqianjitianhaigenwoshangliangzenmepianniguoyurenjieni,shuobudingshiezuoju。"
恶作剧?
laogongdeyuqihaobuzaiyi,keshiyiqianyouguanmoliderenheshitadouwubijinzhang。
moliyiku,tahenbudebaquanshijiedoupengjita。
kezicongbannianqianbaomuzhangjiedaizhenverzhangxuanbanjinjialihou,taduimolidetaidujiujianjianbianle。
jiuliannverrucifanchangtadoumobuguanxin。
woshenxiyikouqi,zuochulejueding。
订最早的航班回去。
dengdaidengjishi,woguishishenchadiyoudiankaizhangxuandepengyouquan——quefaxiantapingbilewo。
wolengxiaoyisheng,qiehuanlexiaohao。
guoran,tadedongtailihaizaigengxinshechipindetupianxuanyao。
这不对劲。
wobotonglejialisijiheguanjiadedianhua。
tamenquandoubuyueertongdekuazanzhangxuanshijiejiandongshidehaizi。
节俭?
wodingzhezhangxuanpengyouquanlineixiedongzheshangwandebaobaoheshoushi,zhijuedeyiguhanyipashangjibei。
到底是谁在撒谎?
haishishuo......suoyourendouzhidaoxieshenme,weidumanzhewo?
feijiyiluodi,wolianxinglidoumeideng,zhijielanleliangchewangjiagan。
yilushang,wodexintiaokuaidejihuyaochongchuxiongqiang。
naohailiquanshimolishoushanghen,haiyouneikuaichuxianzaizhangxuanchuangtoudeyupei。
chezizhongyutingzaijiamenkou。
wotuikaimen,wuneijingqiaoqiaode,meiyoubaomuzhangjiedeshenying,yemeiyouzhangfulinzhiqiangdeyingzi。
wotingjianchufangyoushengyin,quezaimenkoumengditingzhujiaobu
molizhengzhanzaishuichibian,dianzhejiao,benzhuodixizhewan。
tadeshoutaixiao,panziyouhua,yigemeinawen,"pa"deyishengshuaizaidishang,suipiansijian。
taheleyitiao,mengditaitou,zaikandaowodeshunjian,yankuangshunjianhongle。
"mama......"tadeshengyinyadejidi,xiangshipabeirentingjian,"nizhongyuhuilaile。"
wodexinhenhenjiuleyixia。
molicaiqisui,tabugaizuozheixie。
wodunxiashen,yibabaozhuta,zheicaifaxiantadeshouwanshanghaiyoujidaoqianqiandehonghen,xiangshibeishenmeleguo。
"moli,gaosumama,sheirangnixiwande?"
tazhanglezhangzui,haimeikaikou,shenhouturanchuanlaiyidaotiannideshengyin
"ayi,ninhuilaila?"
wohuitou,zhangxuanzhengyizaimenkuangshang,shoulinazhezuixinkuandeshouji,xiaorongwenrou。
"nidegongzuo,pingshenmerangwodenverzuo?"
"molishiziyuanbangmangde,tashuoxiangduanliandongshounenglini。"
tadeyuqiqingpiaopiaode,keyanjingquesisidingzhemoli,yandishanguoyisijinggao。
molilikedixiatou,xiaoshengfuhe:"ng......shiwozijixiangbangmangde。"
wodeshouzhizuanjin,zhijiajihuxianjinzhangxin。
wozaiwaimianpinmingzhuanqian,yiweinengjinverzuihaodeshenghuo,kejieguoni?
wodenver,jingranzaibangbaomuganhuo?
woqiangyanuhuo,lazhemolihuifangjian,zixijianchatashenshangdeshang。
tadeshoubei、houbei、shenzhituishang,quanshidadaxiaoxiaodeyuqinghehongzhong。
"moli,gaosumama,zheixieshangdaodishizenmelaide?"
tayaozhezuichun,yanshenpiaoxiangmenwai,yuyanyouzhi。
"shi......shiwozijitaidiaopile,shuaide。"
她在撒谎。
woshenxiyikouqi,nachushoujibotonglinzhiqiangdedianhua。
"志强,你在哪?"
"gongsiyoushi,wandianhuilai。"tadeyuqilengdan,shenzhidaizheyisibunaifan。
shuowan,tazhijieguaduanledianhua。
sannianqian,taturandaihuilaizhangjiemunv,shuoshilaojiaqinqi,feiyaorangtamenzhujinlaidangbaomu。
wobutongyi,tajiuyonglihunweixiewo。
weilemolinengyougewanzhengdejia,wotuoxiele。
wanshang,molishuidebuanwen,fanlaifuqu,xiaoshoujinjinzuanzhewodeyijiao。
woqingqingpaizhetadebei,turantingdaolouxiachuanlaiyizhencaozadeyinlehexiaosheng。
推开门,我愣住了。
zhangxuandaizheyiqunpengyou,zhengzaiketingkaipaidui。
jiuping、lingshi、yandisanluoyidi,angguidezhenpishafashangshenzhibeicailejigejiaoyin。
erwodezhangfulinzhiqiang,zuozaibaomuzhangjiepangbian,liangrenkanzhezhangxuanyilianrouqing。
kandaowodeshihoulinzhiqiangzhoumei。
"nizenmehaimeishui?molini?"
womeihuida,zhishilenglengjiangyinleguandiao。
zhangxuanzhanqishen,yilianbuxie:"ayi,womenjiushixiaojuyixia,nizhensaoxing。"
linzhiqiangmengdizhanqilai:"nifashenmefeng?"
我冷笑一声。
zouzaizhangxuanmianqian,dingzhetadeyanjing,yiziyijudao:
"jizhunimendeshenfen,zheigejiaxingsu,buxingzhang。"
talianseyibai,xiayishikanxianglinzhiqiang,kezheiyici,tameikaikou。
wozhuanshenhuifang,zhongzhongguanshangmen。
kediertianyizao,wocaifaxian,wodejinggaogenbenmeiyong。
chufangli,zhangjiezhengzaizhunbeibiandang。
wozouguoqu,kanjiantazhengjianghouqieniupai、xinxianshuiguohejingzhidedianxinzhuangjinyigefensefanhe——neishizhangxuande。
ermolidefanheli,zhiyouliangpianganbabademianbao,bianyuanshenzhiyouxiefamei。
我的手指猛地攥紧。
"zhangjie,"woqiangyanuhuo,"womeigeyuedinggoudegaojiniupai,shijimolide。"
tatouyebutai,yuqifuyan:"moli**shuobuxihuanchi,wojiujixuanxuanle。"
"neimianbaoni?guoqidedongxiniyeganjitachi?"
"aiya,buxiaoxinnacuole。"
tazhongyutaitou,lianshangmeiyousihaoqianyi,shenzhidaizheyisitiaoxin。
"taitaibietaijijiao,xiaohaizima,chidiankumeihuaichu。"
她在笑。
tazaiweizhemowodenvererxiao。
wozhijiepaixiazhaopian,fajilinzhiqiang,yaoqiuzaijializhuangjiankong。
tazhengmangzhezaigongsikaihui,zheicidehezuotafuchulebushaoxinxue。
消息也是十分敷衍。
“nixiaotidazuoleba?zhangjiezhaogumolizheimejiu,zenmekenenghaita?”
又是这样。
meiyici,tadouzaiweihutamen。
woxinlideyihuoyuelaiyuezhong,zheiyiciwulunruhedouyaozhaochuzhenxiang。
songmolishangxueshi,wocaifaxian,tazuixihuandeneiliangbaisebinlibujianle。
sijilaozhoudishengdao:"zhangxuan**shuoxihuan,xianshengjiujitayongle。"
molidizhetou,xiaoshoujinjinzuanzheshubaodai,xiaoshengdao:"mama,meiguanxide,wokeyizuobiedeche......"
wodexiongkoujihuyaozhakai。
wodenver,shenmeshihoubiandezheimexiaoxinyiyi?
laozhouturankaikou:"taitai,wosongnimenba。"
lushang,tayizhiyuyanyouzhi,zhidaomolijinlexuexiao,tacaizhongyukaikou:
"taitai......nindeduoliuyixianshenghezhangjiemunvdeguanxi。"
tadijiwoyibushouji,limianshiyiduanshipin。
huamianli,linzhiqianglouzhezhangjiedeyao,zaishangchangyouxiandiguangjie。
erzhangxuan,zhengzhuaizhemolidetoufa,bitaxiangtiaogouyiyanggenzaihoumian。
gengkexiaodeshi,tamenshuadeshiwodeka。
wozhijieshadaolelinzhiqiangdegongsi。
huiyishili,tazhengyiqifengfadizhunbeiqianyue,zhangjiechuanzhezhiyezhuangzhanzaitapangbian,yanranyifunvzhurendezitai。
wotuikaimen,quanchangjijing。
"suman?youshenmeshihuijiazaishuoba。"linzhiqiangliansenankan。
womeishuohua,zhijierangzhulilianjietouyingyi。
全场哗然。
kandaoshipinheqinzijianding,linzhiqiangchedishikong。
wosisididingzheta:“linzhiqiang,niruanfanyingchi,huazhewodeqianyangzhenidexiaosanhesishengzibugaijiwoyigejieshima?”
愚人节的玩笑,我当真了