《整顿恋爱脑》 小说介绍
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tamendoushuowochun。qianshi,wobei「zhenai」juanzoulequanbushenjia。
hehuorenduiwohentiebuchenggang:「lianainaodenvren,siledoumeirenshoushi。」zhongshengdangtian,
ernvyezhizhewodebizima:「nigenbenbudongshenmejiaozhenai!」
jiazuzhangbeiyechongjinlaizhizewo:「jiangjiayaohuizainishouli!」haiyouduigounannv,zhuangzhechunliangsuanjiwodejiachan。
he,zhenhao。womozhezhentouxiadeluyinbi,limianshineiduipianzichaoxiao「jiangjiaernvshiyiduichunhuo,
haishisijilao」deshengyin。zhonglaiyishi,wozuihendejiushilianainao。youqishi,
beizheizhongdijihuosehongpiandelianainao。1woyanxiazuihouyikouqishi,qianhehuorendemashengxiangcuiledudezhen,
zhadewoermoshengteng。「jiangyanqiu,nizheigechunhuo!baishouqijiazuodaoxingyediyiyouzenyang?
haibushibeigenanrenpiandejingguang!tiaoloudouxiannizangleneipiandi!」madedui。wojiushigechunhuo。
sanshiwusuineinian,wobayishouchuangbandekejigongsizuodaoshangshi,shizhishushiyi,
zhuantoujiuxinlezhoumingyuneiju「woaideshinizheigeren」。tashuoyaodulichuangye,
wojiutoulebaqianwan;tashuotamayaohuanxinzang,
wojiunuoyonglegongsideliudongzijin;tashuoxiangjiwoyigeshengdadehunli,wojiubaguquandiyalejitazhouzhuan。
zhidaoguojiabuzhaoshangmen,wocaifaxiantazaobaqianzhuanqulehaiwai,shenbianzhanzhedemishuduzidoudale。
tazuihoufalaideduanxinzhiyouyijuhua:「lianainaodenvren,zhenshihaopian。」gongsipochan,
wobeidingzailexingyedechiruzhushang,fumuyeqidezhujinleyiyuan。wozhanzaitiantaishangwangxiakanshi,
mannaozidoushi——zairangwokanjianweileqingaibuguanbugudelianainao,wodaduantadetui。guantanandehaishinvde,
chunjiushiyuanzui。zaiciyouyishishi,yanjinghaimeizhengkai,jiuxianwendaolexiaodushuiwei。zhengkaiyan,
moshengdejiyimengdizajinlenaozili。woshijiangwan,**xianrenzhangquanren。zhangfusannianqianchehuoqushi,
liuxiawoheyiduiernv:jiangyao,jiangchen。zheiliang,shitianshengdelianainao,haidoushiwande。erwozheicizhuyuan,
shiyinweisantianqianfaxianlesurouhejianghaodesiqing。neitianwonazhetamenzaibieshuyongwendezhaopianhuijia,
xiangchuoxingzheiduibeizhuyoumenglexindeernv。jieguojiangyaoweilehuzhesurou,yibajiangwotuixialelouti。
hounaoshaozhedideshunjian,wotingjianjiangchenhaizaishuo:「ma!ninengbunengbiemeishizhaoshi!」「ma!nizhongyuxingle!
」jiangyaochuangjinlai,toufaluanzaozaode,lianshanghaidaizheleihen。「getataiguofenle!
jiuyinweisurougenjianghaoduoshuoleliangjuhua,tajiubasuroudegongzuoshizale!」jiangchengenzaihoumian,
xizhuangshangzhanzhehui,bozishanghaiyoujidaozhuahen。「zatagongzuoshidoushiqingde!neinvrennazhenideqianyangnanren,
nidangwobuzhidao?」「nihushuo!suroubushineiyangderen!」「jianghaoshisuroupengyou,tamenliangqingqingbaibai!」
wozhoulezhoumei。jiangyaoxihuansurou,jiangchenxihuanjianghao。zheiduixiongmei,juranaishangleyiduigounannv。
jiangyaoyoutuilejiangchenyiba,「wogangjisurouzhuanleliangbaiwanrangtazhongxinzhuangxiugongzuoshi,niganzaidongyixiashishi!」
jiangchenzhizhetadebizima,「nijianzhibukeliyu!」「shanggeyueniweilejisuroumai**banzhubao,
bachengnanneikuaidideyufukuandounuole,bazhidaolenengcongfenlipachulaimasini!」「neinini?」
jiangyaochongzhejiangchenlengxiaoyisheng,「jianghaozaiaomenshulesanqianwan,
bushinitoutoubamaliujinidejijinshuchulaijitatiandekeng?」wotingdetaiyangxuetutuzhitiao。zheiduihuobao,
yigeweilvchaxiaobaihuahuijinrutu,yigeweifenghuangnanzhanantaokongjiadi。
jiangyaoqianzhenzifaxiansurougenbiedenanrenaimei,naodaoyaoqusileneigenanren,
shijiangchenchumianhuzhuleneigenanren;erjiangchenshangzhouchadaojianghaonuoyongtagongsideqianquyangqingren,gangyaodongshou,
jiangyaojiubaxiaoqingrenzangleqilai。zheigenanrenhexiaoqingren,qishijiushijianghaohesurou。
surouhejianghaozaojiugundaoyizhangchuangshangle,liangrennazhejiangjiadeqianzaiwaimianmailebieshu,
tiantianchaoxiaozheiduixiongmeishishazi。2「goule。」wokaikou,sangzi**lade。jiangyaolikezhuantoudengwo,
「manibieguan!gejiushijianbudewokaixin!」jiangchenyezhoumei,「ma,zheishiernibuqingchu,jianghaoshihaoren。」
「haoren?」wochelechezuijiao,「zainimenyanli,bajiangjiadeqiandangdafenggualaide,shihaoren?」
「manizenmeyezheimeshuo?」jiangyaojile,「surougenwoshizhenxinde!tajiajingbuhao,wobangbangtazenmele?」
「zhenxin?」wozhuantoudingzheta,「tashanggeyueganggennishuotamadeleaizhengyaozuoshoushu,nijiletawubaiwan,
zhuantoutajiuyongzheibiqianjijianghaomaileliang**banpaoche,nizhidaoma?」jiangyaolengzhule,
「nihushuo……suroubushineiyangderen……」「wohushuo?」wokanxiangjiangchen,
「niyiweijianghaoduinishizhenxinde?」「tatoutoubanigongsidehexinjishumaijilejingzhengduishou,
guangzheiyibijiuzhuanlebaqianwan,nichazhangdeshihouzenmejiumeichadaozheiyibi?」jiangchenliansezhoubian,「bukeneng!
wogentarenshishinianle!」「shinian?」woxiaochusheng,「shinianjiugounikanqingchuyigeren?」
wogenzhoumingyurenshishiwunian,zuihouhaibushibeitataokonglejiachan。xiangdaozhoumingyu,
xiongkouneigushuxidezhixiganyouyongleshanglai。jiangyaoquemeitingchuwohualidehanyi,「ma,neibuyiyang,
surouhejianghaoshizhenxinduiwomende……」「zhenxin?」wohuahaimeishuowan,menkouturanchuanlaijiaobusheng。
suroufuzhejianghaozoujinlai,liangrenlianshangdoudaizheshang,surouyankuanghongdexiangzhituzi。「yaoyao,chenge,
nimenbieweilewomenchaojia……」jianghaoyegenzhetanqi,「shia,ayigangxing,womenhaishibietianluanle。」
「yaoyao,chenge,shiwobuhao,wobugaigensurouzouneimejin,rangnimenwuhuile。」zheihuashuode,
haoxiangzhenshijiangyaohejiangchenwuliqunao。jiangyaoguoranlikeruanlexialai,「surounibiezheimeshuo,buguannideshi。」
jiangchenkanzhesurouwanzhejianghaodeshouzhoulezhoumei,「nimenzenmelaile?」suroudixiatou,shengyingengyan。
「wotingshuoayixingle,xianglaikankan……」「keshigangcaizailouxia,beiershugongtamenlanzhemaleyidun,
shuowomenshipianzi,shilaipianjiangjiaqiande……」jianghaozuanjinlequantou,「tamenhaidongshoutuilesurou,wohuzheta,
yebeidalejixia。」「ayi,duibuqi,shibushiwomenbugailai?」jiangyaoshunjianzhale,
「ershugongtaiguofenle!woquzhaotalilun!」「zhanzhu!」wohezhuta,「niyaoquna?」「ma!
tamendouqifudaosurouhejianghaotoushangle!」「qifu?」wodingzhesurouhejianghao,「tamenshuodenandaobudui?」
surouyanleidiaodegengxiongle,「jiangayi,wozhidaowojiajingbuhao,peibushanggenyaoyaozuopengyou,
kewoduiyaoyaoshizhenxinde……」「zhenxinjiushinazhetadeqianquyangnanren?」wodaduanta。
jianghaolianseshunjianbianle,「ayi,fankeyiluanchi,huabunengluanjiang!wohesuroushiqingqingbaibaide!」
「qingqingbaibai?」wokanzhetalianglengxiaoyisheng,「wohaimeishuotayangdeshisheini,nizheimejidongganshenme?」
「haiyounimenzaichengxiyujingyuanmaideneidongbieshu,xiedesheidemingzini?」surouhejianghaodelianshunjianbaile。
jiangyaolengzhule,「surou,nizaiyujingyuanmailebieshu?」surouhuangmangbaishou,「bushideyaoyao,
nibietingayiluanshuo,womeiyou……」「meiyou?」wonachushouji,diankaiyizhangzhaopian,
shitamenliangzaibieshuyangtaishangyongwendehuamian。「shanggeyueshibahaoxiawuwudian,nimenzaizheidongbieshuli,
qingzhunadaojiangyaoneiliangbaiwande『zhuangxiukuan』,duima?」surouhejianghaodeliansechedijiangzhule。
jiangyaojiangchendeyanjingdengdale,xiangshidiyicirenshiyanqianzheilianggeren。jiuzaizheishi,
ershugongdaizheyiqundongshichuanglejinlai,guaizhangwangdishanghenhenyichuo。「jiangwan!nikankannijiaodehaoernv!
beizheilianggepianzishuadetuantuanzhuan,bannianshijianbailezhengzhengwuqianwan!jiangshideliudongzijindoukuaibeitamentaokongle!」
tangxiongjiangtaoyegenzheyinyangguaiqi,「jiushi,dangchuniweilejiajinjiangjia,baduinisixintadidelinmoshuaile,
xianzaidaohao,zijideernvbeirenpianchengzheiyang,nihaiyouliandangzheigejiazhu?」lingyigedongshiyegenzhefuhe,
「wokannijiushimeizigeguan!dangnianyaobushijiangshaoyesideturan,nalilundedaoniyigewaixingrenzhangquan?
xianzaiganjinbaguquan**chulai,rangershugongzhuchidaju!」jiangtaodunxiashen,coujinwodebingchuang,
shengyinyadehendi。「tangmei,bieguaiwomeitixingni,nizheicishuaixialouti,kebuguangshijiangyaotuide。」
womiqiyan。「yaobushiwozailoutikoumoledianyou,nizenmehuishuaidezheimezhong?」jiangtaoxiaodedeyi,
「shixiangdianjiubaquanjiaochulai,buranxiacijiubushishuaixialoutizheimejiandanle。」
hounaoshaodetengturanbiandejianruiqilai,wozuanjinlequantou,zhijiaqiajinlezhangxin。yuanlaibushiyiwai。zheiqunzhuchong,
zaojiuxiangduiwodongshoule。3「guquan**?」wotaitousaoguotamen,「nimenyepei?」
ershugongbayifenwenjianshuaizailewomianqian。「biejilianbuyaolian!」「zheishiwomenlianmingqianshudebamianshu,
niyaoshibuqian,womenjiubaniernvbeipiandeshitongchuqu,rangjiangshigujiabaodie,daoshihousheiyebiexianghaoguo!」
jiangtaodunxiashen,coujinwoerbianweixie。「tangmei,biewanglenidangnianshizenmeshuaidiaolinmode。」
「taxianzaikeshikejixingui,yaoshirangtazhidaonidangnianweileqianpaoqita,zhuantouyoubajiangjiahuohuochengzheiyang,
nicaitahuizenmezuo?」linmo……zheigemingzixiangzhenyiyangzhajinwoxinli。woyuanbendeshijieyeyouyigelinmo。
qianshiwopochanhou,zoutouwuluquzhaoguota,tazhijilewoyizhangzhipiao,shuo「womenzaojiumeiguanxile」。
neishiwohaijuedenankan,xianzaixianglai,tazhishaomeixiangzhoumingyuneiyangduiwoganjinshajue。jiangtaojianwobushuohua,
yiweiwopale,xiaodegengjiadeyi。「haiyounineiduiernv,beirenmailehaibangzheshuqian。dengjiangjiakuale,
tamenliangjiudequjietouyaofan,daoshihoukansurouhejianghaohaihuibuhuilitamen……」「tamenhuibuhuili,
buzhongyao。」woturankaikou,「zhongyaodeshi,nimenzheixiezhuchong,haiyouneilianggepianzi,dougaifuchudaijiale。」
jiangyaozheishihoucaifanyingguolai,chongshangquyaodasurou,「nizheigepianzi!woshaleni!」
jiangchenyehongzheyanyaoquzoujianghao,「wozhenxinduini,nijuranpianwo!」「lanzhutamen。」
woduimenkoudebaobiaotailetaixiaba,「bazheilianggerendaiqujingchaju,gaotamenzhapian。」baobiaolikeshangqian,
anzhuhaizaizhengzhadesurouhejianghao。surouzhengzhazhejianjiaoqilai,「jiangayi!nibunengzheiyangduiwo!yaoyaojiuwo!
」jianghaoyerenbuzhujiaobian,「chenge!woshizhenxindea!nibunengrangtazheimezuo!」jiangyaohejiangchendoulengzhule,
kanzhebeiyazoudeliangren,lianshangyizhenqingyizhenbai。ershugongliansetieqing,「jiangwan!nifengle?
nibatamensongjinjianyu,jiangjiadelianhaiyaobuyaole?」「lian?」wozhanqishen,zoudaotamianqian。「jiangjiadelian,
zaojiubeinimenzheiqundianjijiachandezhuchong,haiyouzheilianggebeiaiqingchonghuntounaodechunhuodiujinle。」
wonaqineifenbamianshu,sidefensui。「xiangduoquan?keyi,
xianbanimenzheixieniannuoyonggongsigongkuandezhangmujiaochulai。」ershugongliansedabian,「nihushuoshenme!」「hushuo?
」wokanxiangjiangtao,「tangxiong,nishanggeyueyonggongsimingyidaidewuqianwan,dadaoleniqingfudezhanghushang,
zheishiyaobuyaowodangzhesuoyoudongshidemianshuoqingchu?」jiangtaodelianshunjiancanbai。qitadongshiyehuangleshen,
xianrangezidoubuganjing。「zhiyunimenliangge,」wozhuanxiangjiangyaohejiangchen,「congjintianqi,
jinimenduanlesuoyouka。」jiangyaoshunjianjile,「ma!niganshenme?」「ganshenme?」wodingzhetamen,
「jirannimenfenbuqinghaohuai,neijiuqugaiqudedifanghaohaoxuexue。」「mingtianjiujiwogunqubeifei,
genzhewangshudegongchengduiqugongdishangbanzhuan。」「dengshenmeshihounengfenqingsheishidirensheishipengyou,
shenmeshihounengmingbaiqianbushidafenggualaide,zaihuilai。」jiangchendengdaleyan,「beifei?neilixianzaizaidazhanga!
」「dazhangzhenghao。」wochelechezuijiao,xiangqiqianshizijipochanneitian,
zhoumingyuzuihoufadeneitiaoduanxin:「lianainaodenvren,zuihaopianle。」wodandandekanzhetamen,
「qiangzierkebitianyanmiyuguanyong,zhishaonengrangnimenzhidao,mingbisuoweideaiqingjinguiduole。」
jiangyaohaiyaofanbo,beiwoyigeyanshenzhizhile。wozoudaochuangbian,kanzhewaimiandetiankong,
genqianshipochanneitianyiyanglan。danzheiyici,wobuhuizaishule。neixiepianwode,haiwode,ruwode,
yigedoupaobule。4「jiangwan!nibiejilianbuyaolian!」ershugongdeguaizhangzhijiechuodaolewodexiongkou。
「bieyiweinazhejimaodanglingjian,zhenbazijidangjiangjiadezhuzile!wogaosuni,jintianzheiquannijiaoyedejiao,
bujiao——」「bujiaoninengzenmeyang?」wobokaitadeguaizhang,shengyinlengdexiangkuaibing。
「daizhezheiqunchilibawaidedongxi,bawotuochuquweigou?」jiangtaoturanxiaochusheng,shoulihuangzhegeupan,
「tangmei,biechengkoushezhikuai。nitingtingzheige——」tadiankailuyin,limianchuanchujianglaotaitaishengqiandeshengyin,
daizhexuruodeqiyin:「wanwan……bierangjiangjiahuizai……」houmiandehuabeikushengyanmei,xianranshibeijianjiguode。
「tingdaolema?」jiangtaobaupannazaishoulipaolaipaoqu,「laotaitailinzhongqianjiuzhidaonikaobuzhu!
zheikeshitatuowobaoguande『yizhu』」「zhiyaowobazheiduanluyintongchuqu,sheihaihuirennizheigewaixingjiazhu?」
jiangyaochongguolaixiangqiangzouupan,「nibawonainaideluyinnongnaerqule!」「woshiweilejiangjiahao!」
jiangtaoduokaita,zhizhewodebizima。「nimadangnianweilejiajinjiangjia,lianqindieqinmadounengyingshengshengqisi,
xianzaibidenihenigezoutouwulu,nihaihuzheta?」「nihushuo!」jiangyaodeshengyinfazhan,
「wowaigongwaiposhibingshide!」「bingshi?」jiangtaoxiaodegengexinle,「niquwenwenlaojiefang,
dangniannimanazhelinmojidechuangyeqian,touyebuhuidijinlejiangjiadamen,niwaipodangchangjiuqiyunzaimenkou,
daosidoumeibiyan!」zheijuhuaxiangshaohongdeluotie,tangdewotaiyangxuetutuzhitiao。
qianshiwobamaqueshishibeiwoqibingde,danzheigeshijiede「jiangwan」,juranyeyouzheiyangyiduanzheiyangdeguoqu。
「nibizui!」wozhuaqizhuoshangdebolibeizaguoqu,beizizaijiangtaojiaobiansuikai。「zaigantiwobamayigezi,
wosilenidezui!」「yo,jile?」jiangtaowanyaojianqiyikuaibolisuipian,zaizhijianzhuanzhewan。
「kanlaiwoshuoduile。」「yeshi,yigeliandiemasihuodoubuguandenvren,zenmekenengduijiangjiazhongxin?
 
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