《真的!生产队的驴都没我疯!》 小说介绍
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yushi,weiyaoturancheqisangzijiukaishihaosang:
“geweidayedaniang、shushushenzimenna!kuailaiqiaoqiaowozheiedudehoumaba!
tazheishiyaobawowangsilushangbia(ge)!”
weiyaogangcaitaijidongle,jingrankongzhibuzhudalegege。
tarenbuzhuxiangxiao,nulianweizijishuozheibuyingxiang,shuobuhaozheiyangcaigengyouganjue…
baiqiupingturanbeidaleyidun,renbuzhuweizijibianjie:“wozhishisongniqudangzhiqing,youbushiyaoniqusi!”
yaolanxiangyikanzheiqingkuang,jiuzhidaozaidaixiaqukenengbumiao,jitongshishilegeyansejiuwangwaiche。
weiyaopiezuizhuangku,nulijilejiyanjingquemeiyanlei:“aiya,wocai13suia,wohaishangzhexueni!
baiqiupingjintianturanjiuzhaorenlai,biwoquneishenshanlaolinlidangkuli!tahaiyaobawomaijiyigequetuixiayandelaoguanggun!
laotianyea,wokehuobulele!(ge)”
jiefangsilinzhizhebaiqiupingma:“taiguofenle!zheicai13suijiuburangshangxuele?nihaiyaobahaizimaidiao?baiqiupingnizheibizhoubapihaihen!”
baiqiupingqijie,tuokouerchu:“tasahuang!shenme13?ta15lehaoba!wu!”
baiqiupingshuowanjiujuedezijishuocuolehua,ganjinbizui。
ranerdajiadoutingdaole,wuzuiyemeiyongle。
“dajiadoutingdaoleba?baiqiupingmingzhidaowocai15,tahaiguyijiwobaoming!kelianwojiushigemeimadehaizi,ruoshiwoqinmahaihuozhe,tabaiqiupingzenmeganzheimeqifuwoa?wuwuwu~”
weiyaoshuodaozheier,yexushizhenqiedeganshoudaoleyuanzhudejuewang,genyuanzhuqinggantongpinle,yanleizhibuzhudewangwaiyong。
qunzhongkanweiyaodeyanshendouxiangzaikanmeileniangdexiaobaicai,quandouxinsuanbuyi。
jigexinruandeshenzigengshiyanleidoudiaoxialaile。
dajiakanxiangbaiqiupingdemuguangli,zengjialejifenfenhenbiyi。
“zheishitaidale,debaojing!buran,shuobuzhunnatianweiyaozhenrangrenmaile。”
baiqiupinghaixiangbianjie,zhishigangyikaikou,jiubeizhongrenduilehuiqu。
baiqiuping:“dajiahuobiexintade,zheisiyatoudoushihushuo!”
“qi!shenmehushuo?houniangnandaoshijiade?haishirangtaxiaxiangshijiade?nidangdajiadeyanjingdouxialebucheng?”
“buxingjiubaojingba?doudaozheidibule,zanmenyechulibule。”
“duidui,baojing!bashiqingdelailongqumaigaoqingchu,bahuairendoushengzhiyifa。”
baiqiupinghechuleyishenhan,turanhouhuibayijiazidouzhichuqule。
tazheishenbianyigebangmangshuohuadedoumeiyou,jianzhibeidong。zheiyaoshizhenbaojing,jinlejuzitakejiuwanle。
yinci,baiqiupingpinmingjiweiyao、guonainaihaiyoujigepingshichuzhehaibucuoderenshiyanse,baishou,“biebaojing,bunengbaojing!”
danshi,dajiadoumoqidehushile。
yaolanxiangyitingyaobaojing,tasuiranshigeweihuidebupajingcha,danshiyidanjingfangjieru,henduoshijiudeqianchechulai。
tabuxiangbeiqianche,zhinengxianpaoweishangle。
weiyaoyanjiaodeyuguangpiejianlezhengyaotouliudeyaolanxiang,turantigaoleshengyin:
“yaozhuren,nibiezoua!zanmenhuahaimeishuoqingchuni,nixianbiezou!”
yaolanxiangdingzheyitoubeizhualuandetoufa,qichuanyuyudedengyanjinggaoweiyao:
“wo,wogaosunia!dangzhezheimeduorendemian,nikebieluanshuo。mingmingshinimajinitiancuole,zenmenenglaiwomenni?”
“zaishuo,nigangcaioudaguojiaganbu,zheishiwohaimeizhaonisuanzhangni,biedaodayipaa!”
yaolanxiangyueshuoyuejuedezijiyouli,yaobaneryetingzhilejifen,yanjingyedengyuanle。
weiyaohaobukeqididenglehuiqu。
“niweishenmeburangwoshuohua?zenme,nishibushixinxule?wogaosuni,zanmenzheilishishehuizhuyidayuan,nibienafengjianshehuiguanliaozhuyiyiquanyarenneitao!niyaoshigaofupi,womenjiuqujubaoni!”
“dui!zanmenzheilishigongrenjiejidayuan,pingmincaishiguojiadezhuren!”
yaolanxiangmeiyouxiangdao,weiyaozheixiaoguniangnianjibuda,xinyanerquebushao。
tajuedeyoudianzhaojiabuzhu。
jirendouxiangzou,danshi,gegedoubeirenweizhule,zoubule。
weiyaoanweiyaolanxiang,“nimenbieji,wozhixiangbashiqingshuoqingchule。zhiyaochuligongping,woyebuxiangbashiqingnaoda。”
yaolanxiangjirenzoubule,youtingweiyaoshuobuxiangbashiqingnaoda,buyoudefanlegebaiyan。
kanzheiyiyuanzideren,tahaijuedeshiqingbugoudama?
weiyaojiangdengjicefandaoguanyutadeneiyiye,zhanshijizhongrenkan。
“dajiakuaikan,wocaigangman15,tamenfeiyaojiwoxiecheng18!”
jiefangsilinyikan,zheizhenshi18,erqiehaowugaidonghenji。yikanjiushiyicixingxiehaode!
“yaozhurentamenjintianlaijiushiyaobiwoqunanshengde。wodouyijinggaosutamen,wocai15sui,haibudaonianling。ketamenbudanbuhecha,haiyingyaozhuawoquhuochezhan,jianzhitaiqifurenle。”
“guanjianshi,woyigerentanshangzheiyangshibuyaojin,ketamenjintiannengsongwoyige14suidequ,neixiacini?”
weiyaozheihuayichu,dunshiyindedajiamashengyipian。
yinweijiajiahuhudouyouhaizi,sheiyeburenxinsongzijidehaizi,qujibaijiqiangonglizhiwaidedifangchukuli。
yishijian,geweihuijiren“zaonie”“quede”“buganrenshi”dengciyugaopinbaochu。
weiyaochongfenfahuiyuyandeyishu,jujubutidazhong,jujubulidazhong。
“wozuoweiyimingjiaoaode**wuchanjieji,dangranyuanyiyishenzuozequzhiyuanzuguobianjiangjianshe。”
“keshiwoyoudanxin,wanyikaile14suijiukeyidangzhiqingdexianhe。zaiwanyi,wobeidangchengmofanlaixuanchuan,daozhigengduohaizixiaoxiaonianjijiubeisongdaoqianlizhiwai,quchengdanguozhongdelaodong。neiwojintiantongyiqudejueding,shibushijiuzuocuole?”
dajiayitingzheihuadunshijile。
xianzainalishiweiyaoqubuqu,neisishewuruyuedengyutamenzijidehaizihuibuhuibeixuanqua?
neidaanbixukendingyijiyidingshi,bunengrangtaqua!
guodaniangyougedasunzi,nianlinggenweiyaoyiyang,erqieshengribiweiyaohaidalianggeyue。
ruguoweiyaoyaoshibeisongzoule,neishuoxiayigerangtadeguaisunqu,tahaiyouliyoujujuema?
yinci,guodaniangdiyigezhanchulaifandui。
erqie,tayezhidaoguanjianbuzaiweiyao,yincitazhijieduiyaolanxiangshuo:
“yaozhuren,weiyaobuqu!erqie,zheijianshinijintianhaibixudejiwomendajiayigeshuofa。zheishangshanxiaxiangdetiaojian,jiujingshiguojiashuolesuan,haishiniyaozhurenshuolesuan?”
zhongrenhenyoumoqidebageweihuijirenweileqilai,“guodaniangshuodedui!zheishi,dejiwomenyigeshuofa!”
huangdayezhanleile,yi**zuozailemenjianshang:
“jintiannimenbujiwomenshuoqingchu,neijiudoubiezoule!”
yaolanxiangheqiyujirenjianbeibaoweile,qifenshunjianbiandejinzhangqilai。
yaolanxiangzhidaoduobuguoqu,zhinengganbabadejieshi,“dajiatingwoshuo,jintianzheishiqueshishiwomendegongzuoshuhu,jueduibushiyouyide。wobaozheng,weiyaobuhuicanjiaxiaxiangle!”
shizhongzhanzaiweiyaoshenbiandeguonainaicuileyikou,“yijubushiyouyidejiuwanle?yaobushiwomenlanzhe,weiyaokongpajiubeimaidaodashangouliqule!”
weiyao:gandongkule!baobaoxinliku,baobaobushuo,yourendongjiuhao…
wushendedoujiyanyedengdeshifenjianren:
“duiduidui!jintianniyijuwuyidejiukeyidaizouweiyao,mingtiannihainengyongtongyangdeliyoudaizouqitahaizi。zheishierbunengjiuzheimesuanle!”
weiyaoananjiaohao:xinga!zheiweitongzhi,niyoudianernaozia!huiyunnijiuduoyun,jiayou!ganfantamen!
yaolanxiangbeidajiazhiwen,ganjinanfudajia,“zheishikendingshiguojiadingde,jintianzheijiushigeyiwai,bushichangguicaozuoa,dajiafangxin,fangxin!”
tashuowanyouyizaixiangdajiabaozheng,jueduibuhuiqiangzhidiyuguidingnianlingdehaizixiaxiang,dajiazheicaikensankaiyidianbaoweiquan。
weiyaoshenzhidoumeilaidejizuzhi,geweihuidejirenmashangjiuzuanguorenqunzhongdefengxipaoyuanle。
zhishengxiayigezhuzaidayuanli、xiangzouquezoubuledebaiqiuping。
 
                 真的!生产队的驴都没我疯!
                                真的!生产队的驴都没我疯!