宅斗王者：全家跪着听我训话！
《宅斗王者：全家跪着听我训话！》 小说介绍
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《宅斗王者：全家跪着听我训话！》 宅斗王者：全家跪着听我训话！第1章 免费试读
menbeichuaikaideshihou，wozhengbazuihouyikouliangtoudewotousaijinzuili，yedezhifanbaiyan。
“wenzhaoxue！nizheigexiaojiantizi！wodechijinleisiqianbaofengchaishibushinitoude？shuo！”jianruidezhoumapitougailianzaxialai，bansuizheyizhenxiangfeng。woneidimuzhangshi，daizhetajingxin**dejingeda——wenjinxin，haiyoujigebangdayaoyuandepozi，qishixiongxiongduzailewozheijianpowumenkou。
shoushihe“kuangdang”yishengzazaiwojiaobian，limiankongkongruye，jijianbuzhiqiandeyinzanzigunluochulai，zhanledishangdehui。suipianjiandaowolianshang，youdianliang。
wofeiliyanxianeikouganyingdewotou，guanlekoulengshuishunxiaqu，caitaiqitou。zhangshineizhangbaoyangdeyidelianyinweifennuniuquzhe，wenjinxinzhanzaitaniangshenhou，weiweicuzhemei，yifuburenkanyoubudebuzhuchigongdaodedajiaguixiumoyang。zhishineiyanshenli，feikuaishanguoyisiwokandedongdedeyi。
“muqin，”woshengyinyoudianya，shiede，“ninzhaocuodifangle。wolianchibaodounan，tounindefengchai？mailehuanqianyedeyourenganshoua。”wozhilezhizheisibiloufengdewuzi，“ninkankan，fangnaerheshi？”
“shaojiaobian！chulenizheishoujiaobuganjingde，haiyoushei？”zhangshishouzhitoukuaichuodaowobijianshang，“zuoerjinxinqinyankanjianniguiguisuisuizaiwoyuanziwaihuangyou！dingshinizheijiangutoujiancaiqiyi！”
wenjinxinshishikaikou，shengyinrouroude，quexiangcuiledudezhen：“ermei，niruozhenqueshenme，genjiejieshuobianshi，hebixingcixiazuozhishi？neifengchaishidieteyiweimuqinzhunbeideshengchenli，yiyifeifan。ni……nikuainachulaiba，muqinnianzaijiemeiqingfenshang，huoxuhainengcongqingfaluo。”
haoyigejiemeiqingshen，haoyigezhengjuquezao。zheizangshuipodeyoujiyouhen，liangebianjiedekongxidoubuliu。
woxiaole，shizhendexiaochulesheng。dagaishiwozheifanyingtaifanchang，zhangshihewenjinxindoulengleyixia。
“qinyankanjian？”wopaipaishoushangzhandewotouzhazi，manmanzhanqilai。gezibiwenjinxinaibangetou，qishiquebandianbushu。“dajie，niquedingnikanjiandeshiwo？shenmeshichen？nageweizhi？wochuandeshenmeyifu？nidangshizaizuoshenme？”woyusubukuai，wentiyigejieyige。
wenjinxinyanshenshanshuoleyixia，suijizhendingdao：“ziranshizuorixiawushenshisankezuoyou，jiuzaimuqinyuanmenwaidexiaozhulinbianshang。nichuanzheyijianxidefabaideqingsejiushanzi。wodangshizhengyaoqujimuqinqingan，yuanyuanqiaojiande。”
“e？shenshisanke？”wodiandiantou，“neikezhenbuqiao。zuotianxiawushenshisanke，wozhengbeichufangdeliumamafaguizaihouyuanchaifangmenkou，yinweiwo‘buxiaoxin’dasuileyigewan。liumama，haiyouhouyuanpichaidewanger，doukeyizuozheng。woguilezhengzhengyigeshichen，daoyoushichucaibeifanghuilai。muqinruobuxin，xianzaijiukeyijiaoliumamahewangerlaiwen。”
zhangshilianseweibian。wenjinxinyecujinlemei：“zhei……xushiwojicuoleshichen？”
“jicuoshichen？dajiedeyanjinghejixing，zaifulikeshichulemingdehao。”wowangqianzouleyibu，bijinta，“haishishuo，dajienigenbenmeikanjianwo，zhishijuedewozheiwuliqiongsuan，shunzuijiuxiangbazheishipenzikouwotoushang？”
“fangsi！”zhangshinuhe，“sheizhunnizheimegennidajieshuohuade！meijiaoyangdedongxi！”
“jiaoyang？”wochixiaoyisheng，“dimu，ninjiaoguowoshenme？jiaowozenmeaie？jiaowozenmeaida？haishijiaowozenmebeiheiguo？wozheiwulilaoshudoubuguanggu，ninneijiazhilianchengdefengchai，jiusuanzhendaolewozheier，woyepatangshou！”
“ni！”zhangshibeiwoyedeliantonghong，yangqishoujiuyaoda。
womengditaitou，zhizhidingzheta：“ninjinguanda！dawanle，wojiuquqianyuanzhaofuqin，gaosuta，tatangtangwupintongpanjiadedangjiazhumu，diuleyucidechijinleisiqianbaofengchai！zheikeshiyucizhiwu，sidaoyucizhiwushishenmezuiguo，dimuninbiwoqingchuba？daoshihou，fuqinshixinwozheigeyizhi‘chishayudun’、lianninyuanmendoubugankaojindeshunvtoude，haishichayicha，zheifulishibushichulejiazei，huozhe……gancuishininbaoguanbushan，nongdiuleyucizhiwu？”
zuihoujigezi，woshuodehenqing，quexiangzhongchuizazaizhangshixinkou。tayangqidebazhangjiangzaibankong，lianseshunjianshabai。neifengchai，genbenbushishenmefuqinzhunbeideshengchenli，ershitaniangjiadangnianhualedaliqinonglaichengmenmiande，duiwaiyizhihuangchengshiyuci。zheiyaoshinaoda，diuguanbazhidoushiqingde。
wenjinxinyehuangleshen，jimanglazhuzhangshi：“muqinxinu！ermeita……tadingshihutule，huyanluanyu！women……womenzaizixizhaozhao，xushidiaozainagejiaoluole？”
“hutu？”wolenglengdaduanta，“woqingxingdehen。dimu，ninbushikoukoushengshengshuowotoulema？baoguana！rangguanfulaicha！chachaneichaizidaodizainaer，chachawozuotiandaodizainaer！guangtianhuari，langlangqiankun，wowenzhaoxuexingdezhengzuodezhi，bupacha！”
“nibizui！”zhangshilishengjianjiao，xiongkoujulieqifu，xianranshibei“yuci”“baoguan”zheijigezihepoledan。taehenhendidengzhewo，yanshenxiangcuiledu，quezaibuganqingyidongshou。neijigepoziyemianmianxiangqu，buganshangqian。
“bubaoguan？”wotiaoletiaomei，“neininzheixingshidongzhongde，shichangnayichu？jiuweiledaizhenindehaonver，laiwozheipowumenkouyanyichang‘zhuozei’dehaoxi，jiwozhei‘chishayudun’deshunvtiandiandu？”
wozhuanxiangwenjinxin，muguangrudao：“dajie，nikoukoushengshengjiemeiqingshen，kenideqingshen，jiushizaoyaowuxian，babudewosi？wowenzhaoxueshiben，shimeinicongminglinglitaorenxihuan，kewobushishazi！gengbushirennirouniederuanshizi！”
wenjinxinbeiwocidelianseyizhenhongyizhenbai，yanquanshunjianhongle，xuanranyuqi：“ermei，nizenmenengzheiyangxiangwo……wo……wozhishidanxinmuqin……”
“goule！”zhangshimengdidaduanta，shenxiyikouqi，mianqiangyaxianuhuo，kanwodeyanshenxiangzaikanshenmezangdongxi，“wenzhaoxue，suanniyajianzuili！jintianzheishi，wojixiale！womenzou！”tazhuanshenjiuxiangdaizherenlikai，xiangbazheichunaojucaocaoshouchang。
“manzhe。”woshengyinbugao，quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyideliliang。
zhangshijiaobudunzhu，beiyingjiangying。
“dimu，nindaizhezheimeduoren，chuaihuaiwodemen，shuailewodedongxi，wumiewodeqingbai，zhizhewodebizimalebantian‘**’‘zeigutou’，xianzaiyiju‘jixiale’jiuxiangzou？”wozoudaotamianqian，zhizhedishangshuailandeshoushihehesanluodeyinzan，“wozheimenbuzhiqian，danyeshiwodeqishenzhisuo。zheihezishiwodequanbujiadang，limiannapazhishiyigenbuzhiqiandeyinzanzi，yeshiwoniangliujiwodenianxiang。beininzheimeyishuai，yijujiaodaiyemeiyou？”
zhangshimengdizhuanguoshen，qidehunshenfadou：“nixiangzenyang？rangwopeinizheigepohezi？wenzhaoxue，nibiedecunjinchi！”
“wobuyaoqian。”wopingjingdikanzheta，“wozhiyaoninyijuhua。dangzhewo，dangzhenindailaidezheixiepozi，haiyounindehaonverdemian，shuoqingchu：chijinleisiqianbaofengchai，shibushiwowenzhaoxuetoude？”
kongqisiji。suoyourendemuguangdoujizhongzaizhangshishenshang。
wenjinxinjile：“muqin……”
zhangshisisiyaozheya，saibangzibengjin，yanshenyuandudejihuyaobawoshengtunhuobo。taxiongkoujulieqifu，xianranzaijudadequruhegengshendekongjujianzhengzha。nei“yuci”erzidefenliang，yakualetadeqiyan。
liangjiu，tajihushiyaozheyafengjichuyiju：“……bushi。”
“shenme？”woguyiceleceerduo，“womeitingqing。”
“bushi！bushinitoude！xingleba！”zhangshijihushihouchulaide，lianzhangchenglezhuganse。
“e。”wodiandiantou，lianshangmeishenmebiaoqing，“neijiushidimuninyuanwangwole。haiyoudajie，”wokanxiangwenjinxin，“niyeyuanwangwole。”
wenjinxindixiatou，buganyuwoduishi。
“dimu，”wozaicikaikou，“wumieyeshizui。anjiagui，wuguwumiejiemei，gaidanghezui？ninshidangjiazhumu，ninshuoshuo。”
zhangshiqidekuaibeiguoqiqu：“wenzhaoxue！ni……”
“zenme？dimudejiagui，zhiduiwowenzhaoxueyirenguanyong？”wocunbuburang。
neijigepozitouchuidegengdile，daqibuganchu。sheidoumeixiangdao，pingrilidabuhaishoumabuhaikou、beisuoyourenshiweichishadeer**，jintianjingxianghuanlegeren，zizijuju，fenglirudao，bidedangjiazhumudouxiabulaitai。
zhangshishenxijikouqi，zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin。tamingbai，jintianruobunengpingxicishi，zhennaodaolaoyeneili，tongchu“yucifengchai”dehuangyan，houguobukanshexiang。
“hao……hao！”tajihushiqixiaole，daizheyizhongpoguanposhuaidehenjing，“jinxin！jiniermeidaoqian！”
“muqin！”wenjinxinbuganzhixinditaitou，yanleizhongyuluolexialai。rangtatangtangdinvjiyigeshunvdaoqian？zheibishaletahainanshou。
“daoqian！”zhangshishengyinjianli，burongzhiyi。
wenjinxinhunshenyizhan，kanzhemuqinneijinhuzhengningdelian，zhongyumingbaijintianchedizaile。taqurudiyaozhezuichun，yibuyibunuodaowomianqian，shengyinxiruwenna，daizhekuqiang：“ermei……dui、duibuqi……shiwo……kancuole……”
“dajieshuoshenme？fengtaida，meitingqing。”wotaoletaoerduo。
wenjinxinmengditaitou，leiyanposuodidengzhewo，manshihenyi。tamengditigaoleshengyin：“woshuoduibuqi！shiwokancuole！xingleba！”hanwan，wuzheliankuzhepaolechuqu。
zhangshikandoumeikanpaozoudenver，zhisisidingzhewo：“wenzhaoxue，zheixianimanyile？”
wochelechezuijiao：“dimuguanjiaozinv，gongzhengyanming，lingrenpeifu。menhuaile，wozijixiangbanfabu。zhiyuzheishuaihuaidedongxi……”wowanyao，jianqidishangneijigenzuibuqiyan、modeyouxiefaliangdesuyinzanzi，xiaoxindicalecahui，“suiranbuzhiqian，dandaodishiwoniangliuxiadenianxiang。suile，jiushisuile。peishipeibulede。”
wotaiyan，kanzhezhangshi：“dimu，ninshuo，zheixinlideweiquhewumie，gaizenmepei？”
zhangshibeiwoyedeshuobuchuhua，zhijuedeyiguxiehuozaiwuzangliufuliluancuan。
“xingle，wozheierdifangxiao，rongbuxianinzheizundafo。menzaineibian，ninqingbian。”wocekaishen，zuolegesongkedeshoushi，yuqipingdandexiangzaitanluntianqi。
zhangshixiongkoujulieqifu，henhenwanlewoyiyan，neiyanshenhenbudebawoqiandaowangua。zuizhong，tashenmeyemeizaishuo，daizheneijigejinruohanchandepozi，nuqichongchongdizoule，lianmendoumeijiwodaishang。
powulizhongyuzhishengxiawoyigeren。
wozoudaomenkou，kanzheneishanyaoyaoyuzhui、waixiezhedepomen，youkanlekanshoulineijigenbinglengdesuyinzanzi。xinkoududelihai，bushiweiqu，shiyizhongjinhumamudepibeihebingleng。
wobushiyuanlaidewenzhaoxue。neigeqienuodanxiao、beidimukedai、beidijieqifu、beifuqinwushi、zuizhongyichangfenghanjiuxilihutuquledexiaokelian，zaojiusizaisantianqianneigehanlengdeyelile。
xinglaideshiwo，yigelaiziyishidelinghun。naozilichuleyuanshenlingsuidejiyi，jiuzhiyouyiguqiangliedaokegudebuganheyuanqi。
santian。zhengzhengsantian，wotangzaizheipochuangshang，xiangyitanlanni。shentixuruodexiabuledi，naozilishiyuanzhuliuxiadekegukongju——pahei，paleng，padimudezema，padijiedesuanji，paxiarendebaiyan，pafuqinshiwangdeyanshen……xiangyigejudadejian，sisichanzhewo。
womomoxiaohuazhezheiyiqie，xianggepangguanzhekanzhezheichuzhaidoulanju。kanzhechufangsonglaidesoufanlengshui，kanzhetanpenliyongyuanshaobuqilaideliezhitanzha，tingzhewaimianpozimensiwujidandeyilunhechaoxiao。
yuanzhudejiyili，zhangshibahu，wenjinxinweishan，fuqinwenhongyeshigedianxingdefengjianjiazhang，yanzhongzhiyoushituhelianmian，duihouzhaizhengdoushierbujian，zhiyaoqiu“jiahe”。eryuanzhu，yinweishengmuzaoshi，xinggenuoruo，you“bugoulingli”，jiuchenglezheigejiazuidiceng、sheidounengcaiyijiaodecunzai。
tahuodetaibeiwei，taixiaoxinyiyi，lianhuxidoushicuode。neifenshenrugusuidekongjuhebugan，jihuyaojianggangxinglaidewosilie。
zhidaogangcaineishanmenbeichuaikai，neishoushihezazaijiaoxia，nei“**”“zeigutou”derumapitougailianzaguolai。
neiyishunjian，yuanzhucanliudekongjuxiangbingshuijiaotou。danjinjiezhe，yigugengxiongyong、gengchiliedenuhuoheliqimengdichongpoleneicengkongjudejian！
凭什么？
pingshenmewoyaoxiangyingoulidelaoshuyiyanghuozhe？
pingshenmewoyaorenshouzheibugongdeyiqie？
qutamadechishayudun！qutamadeshunvbenfen！
老娘不装了！
yushi，youlegangcaineiyimu。fengmangbilu，cunbuburang，jujuchuoxin，yingshibidebahudedimuheweishandedijiediletou。
shuangma？youdian。dangengduodeshiyizhongchenzhongdepibeihebingleng。wozhidao，zheicaiganggangkaishi。sikaileneicengweizhuang，luchuleliaoya，yiweizhezhenzhengdezhengdou，caigangganglakaixumu。
zhangshijuebuhuishanbaganxiu。wenjinxingengshihendulewo。
woditou，kanzhezhangxinlineijigensuyinzanzi，cucaodechuganluozhepifu。zheishiwoneiweizaoshideshengmuliuxiadeweiyidongxi，yeshiyuanzhuzuizhenshidebaobei。gangcaishuaizaidishang，youyigenzantoulielexiwen。
xinlimougedifang，yegenzhelieleyixia。
woshenxiyikouqi，binglengdekongqicidefeifushengteng。wobazanzixiaoxindilongjinxiudaili，zoudaoneishanpomenbian。menzhouchedihuaile，kaowoyigerengenbenxiubuhao。
suanle，fanzhengyemeishenmeketoude。wozhaolegencudiandemugun，mianqiangbatazhiqilai，dangzhuwaimianhuxiaodelengfeng。
gangzuowanzheiyiqie，yuanzilijiuxiangqiyizhenjicudejiaobusheng，bansuizheyigezhongniannanrenyayizhenuhuodedihou：“chaochaorangrang，chenghetitong！”