第一章诈尸了
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“呜呜呜……”
shanshenmiaofujinquanshihuangshan、yedi，yigenvrenzaiwaimianqilideku，zheichangjingyaoduoherenyouduoheren，miaolideyiqunrendunjuejibeifaliang，maogusongran。
“不服？”
zhoufengchenlengxiaoyisheng，taijiaochulemen。
shanshenmiaowaiheiqiqide，fengyichui，huangcaobolangbanqifubuding，neinvrendekushengshiyuanshijin，hudonghuxi，yebuzhizaishenmedifang。
zhoufengchenmizheshuangyan，shuangshoujieyinlianbiansanci，zuihoukanxiangximianyichucaocong，jiaoxiayideng，shichu“yanzisanchaoshui”deqingshengongfu，cuanleguoqu。
bandaolitayaoposhouzhizaizhangxinhuashangyige“zhen”zi，daolejinqian，shentihengtiao，bianzhangweizhua，“si！”
唰！
neicaocongxiahurancuanchuyigepitousanfadehongyinvren，kanneicanbaideliandan，zhengshizuowanshangqimaolvdeneiwei。
tamiansejingkong，shanshenpiaoxiangyuanchu，ranermanlebanpai，beizhoufengchensipoyikuaixuelinlinderou，canjiaoyisheng，huazuoyitiaohongbuzuoraoyouguaixiaoshizaihuangcaoshenchu。
“娘的！”
zhoufengchenrengdiaoshoushangyituannvguixueroubianchengdeheihuhudedongxi，conghuailitaochuyizhanghuangzhi，yongjingxuezaishangmiantuhuayixiefulu，ranhoujiudizhechengyizhixiaozhihe，shuangzhangheshi，kouzhongniannianyouci:“suohunji，zhuizongfuling，jijirulvling！qu！”
songkaishou，shenqideyimufashengle，neixiaozhihezhangkaichibang，hushanhushandepiaolechuqu。
“niechu！wokanninengtaodaonaqu？”
zhoufengchencuileyikou，zhuanshenxianhuishanshenmiao。
miaolideyiqunrengegeliansecangbai，kankanmenwaiyoukankanchuangshanglianggetiezhehuangzhifudesiren，neigedanzhanxinjingjiubietile，dengzhoufengchenzoujinlai，quandouheleyitiao。
zhoufengchenyebufeihua，zoudaochuangtou，duizheliangjushitilianpaijixia，“cheng”！liangjushitiyixiazizuoleqilai，hedemanwuziluanjiao。
jiezhezhoufengchenkouzhongniannianyouci，xiangshizaizuomouzhongjisi，ranhoudashouyihui:“quwanggaiqudedifang，zouba！”
呼——
liangjushitidaoxiale，pingdiliqileyizhenyinfeng，shanshenmiaodelaomumenyaoyaohuanghuang，haoyihuicaiquyupingjing。
zhoufengchenhuitoujieshidao:“wodieshuoguo，yinyangyoubie，jingranyouxu，beiliguijuqudehunpoheziransiwanghoudehunpobutong，suoyiyaoyongshengchenbazizhaoyinanhun。gelaoerliangrenxianzaiyijingquyincaobaodaole，danshitamendeshiticengjingshibianguo，shixiewu，liubude，wojianyishaole，nimenrenweini？”
laozhishuyanlekoutuomo，wen:“shaolejiumeishile？neinvrenni？”
zhoufengchendiandiantou:“shaolezhenzishangjiutaipingle，neinvrenwolaijiejue。”
laozhishuyaoyaoya:“meishuode，shao！”
“烧！”
zhongrenqishengzantong，liangelaoerdeerzidagangyebuliwai。
……
shanshenmiaowaibaishangleliangkoudaguo，liangjushititoujinqu，jiaoshangqiyou，ranshaoqilai。
zhoufengchenjiandahuoerkanderushen，qiaoqiaolikai，shunzhehuangcaoxiaodaowangqianzhaoqu。
zhengzhixiabanye，yesemenglong，huangjiaoyeling，huangcaomaomi，fengyichuiwuwuzuoxiang，yigerenzouzheiyangdeyelu，jueduijingsong，danzhoufengchenyigaorendanda，sihaobuchu，ganyingzhe“xunlingzhihe”defangwei，shenyijiaoqianyijiaodewangqianzou。
zouleyigeduoxiaoshihurantingxiale，zaifujinzhaoleyiquan，congcaoconglijianqiyizhixiaozhihe，manliandeganga。
娘的跟丢了！
“没道理啊！”
busixinzhixia，tayouzuojinzixizhaoleyiquan，kexiwanquanmeiyouneinvguidebandianqixi，zhengzhunbeifangqisuanle，zheishishangleyidaoshanbao，huranfaxianbuyuanchuheihuhudedifangdunzhegeren，zuilididiguguzheshenme。
zhoufengchenjuedehaoqi，zouguoquyikan，zhijianneirendunzaiyikoubeihuangcaoweizhedelaojingpang，zuizhongdunangzhe:“3、3、3……”
zhoufengchenwaizhenaodaiwangneirenkan，faxianneirenfeichangqiguai，shentihenshou，miansefaqing，shenshanghaiyouguzixingchouwei，buyouyizheng，nanguai“xunlingzhihe”huigenzongshibai，yuanlaiyudaozheimegewanyi。
takesouyishengcoujin，wen:“nizaishuoshenme？”
neirenyebulita，yizhishuozhe:“3、3、3……”
zhoufengchenananlengxiao，zouguoqutantouwangheiqiqidejinglikan，neirenjiuzaizheishihurandongle，mengdeanxiangzhoufengchenhoubei，jiuzhunbeiwangjinglitui。
zhoufengchenjiudengzhezheiyike，shentiguiyideyiniu，congneirenshouxialouleguoqu，fantiyijiao，jiangneirenchuaijinlaojing，dunzaijingbianpokoudama:“nidayede！huohairenshushuni？4、4、4……nishenmeganjue？”
“呜——”
jingdixiafachuyizhenzhenqilidekuhao，feichangshenren。
zhoufengchenzhanqilaiwangxiaomishankanleyiyan，tahuranhuaiyilaodierangzijishouzaizheilideyuanyinle，nandaoshineixiaomishanxiamaileshenmedongxi，bafujinfengshuidaluanle，quyangcunyin，shanxiongshuieyangguisui？
ganggangzheirenshiguiguaideyizhong，suchengchenyinlaoshi，shibuzhiduoshaonianqianshizushuaizaijinglihuoheliuzhongderensihou，xincunbugan，xiongkouyituanqichubulaibianchengde，qishihenduodifangdouyou，tamenyizhizaizhaotishen，zhishinianfentaijiu，tishendefangshibuguanyongle，suoyiyizhizaihuohairen。
zhoufengchenxianglexiang，yaoposhouzhi，zaishouxinhualege“zhu”zi，toushangjiaoxiatiaojinkujing，shuangjiaoqiguaideniuquzhe，mocajingbijianhuansudu，xiahualewuliumishi，echoupubierlai，zhitinghuahuashuixiang，yidaoheiyingehouyishengposhuierchu。
zhoufengchenlengxiao，“songnijietuo！”
danshouchengzhua，duizhehoushengdangtouzhuaxia，zhiting“kaca”yisheng，neiguaiwutougubaolie，ehoubianwei“qi”dexieqisheng，jinjiezheshuihuasijian，diaojinshuizhong，yishixiaosanle。
zhoufengchenshuangshouanzheshihuadejingbi，shichubihupanbidegongfu，sangeqiluochulejingkou，ranhoudingzhejingxia，momonianqilaodiejiaode“wangshengjilejing”，chaoduyifan，henkuaijingneimaochusisiyinchendeqixi，jianjiandeyouxiaoshi。
zheiyifanzhetengxialai，tianyijingdaliangle，zhoufengchenzhengliyixiayifu，kanleyansizhou，xinshuozheixianiupichuidale，zijizhiyouyuguiquguidenengnai，neinvguipaomeiyingle，kemeibenshizhaodaoa。
zhengzhunbeizhuanshenhuiqu，huranfaxianxiecilidexiaolujintouzouguolaiwugeren，yigelaotouzi、sangexiaohuo，haiyougeguangtoudapangheshang。
neiheshangsanshilaisui，shengao180chutou，toutebieda，manlianhengrou，youxiyouzhangdeyanjingmizhe，kanqilaiyouxiexionghan，shenshangchuanzheyijianhongsejintiaodejiasha，dadunangugude，genhuaitaiqiyueside。
heshang？zhoufengchenzhuomoyixia，fujinmeiyousimiaoa，zheiheshangcongnalilaide？
zheishineiqunrenlidejinle，zhitingqianmianlingludelaotouzishuo:“dashi，zheishihenxiexing，wojialaotaipohewoxiaoerzibanyesangengzongqichuangdazijierguang，yibiandayibianshuohuhua，lianzhongderenbuchuyangle，haiqiqiaoliuxue。”
dapangheshangshoushangyichuanfozhuzhuanlejixia，wen:“duojiule？”
laotouzishuo:“kuaiyigeyuele，niangliangwanshangdazijierguang，baitianshenmeyejibude，kanleyishengshuomeibing，shengburusia。”
dapangheshangshuo:“tiantianrucima？”
laotouzishuo:“jiuzheiliangtianxiaotingleyixia。”
dapangheshanghenghengyisheng:“pinsengyizhi，dingshiyouliguizuoe。”
laotouzidiantoubudie:“shia，shia，wohuaiyi……shiwojiadaerxi。”
“e？”dapangheshangyihuodao:“nijiadaerxi？”
laotoushuo:“shia，zheishishuolaihuazhang。”
liangrenshuozhedaolezhoufengchenshenpang，dapangheshangchouleyanzhoufengchen，jiulengleyixia，shuangzhangheshi:“amituofo，shizhuzaoshanghao。”
“e，nihao。”zhoufengchendiandiantou，ganjuezheizhaohudadeguaiguaide。
dapangheshangzaicishangshangxiaxiadaliangzhoufengchenyiyan，caigenzhelaotoushanglu。
zhoufengchenkanzhetamendebeiying，zhuomoyixia，naogui？nalilaidezheimeduogui，hengshuhuiqumeishigan，burugenguoqu，kankanzheidaheshangshizenmezhuaguide，shunbiandaofujincunzhuangdatanyixiayoumeiyouzuowanneinvguidexingzong。