贞观娱乐教父
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（xinrenyeyuxiaoshou，buguanhaobuhaokan，xianjiageshujiaba！xiexie！youpinglunxianghudongdekeyiquanwo，wokandaohouhuihuifu！ganxiegewei！zhudajiadoufacai！）
“laotianyea！qinnianglei！kesuanhuozhepadaozhanganle！”
yanpingmenxia，yigehuitoutulian、chuanzheshenerbuheshiyiheisegongzuofu“heimahuisuo”dehanzi，“putong”yishengguizaihuangtuli，yanleibitihuleyilian，haodeneijiaoyigezhenqingshigan。zixichou，neizhoubabade“gongzuofu”zuoxiongshang，haibiezhegexiaoxiaodejinshupaipai——“18hao”。
zheigemenerjiaolinxiao。gexiandai，takeshisinianshichangyingxiao“gaocaisheng”，mengxiangzhezhidianjiangshan、diaokongshahongguanweiguanjingji。jieguoni？biyejishiye，zhuantoujiuzhajinlefangchanxiaoshoudeshenkeng。houlai？maiche、maifang、lianteme“qingxu”doumaiguo！zuizhongwule：zheishidao，maiyanzhimaishencaicaishiyingdaoli！yushihu，yitouzhajinmougaoduanxiaojinku，zhuanpeifupojiejiemen“bajiuyanhuan”。
kexia，daoxingbugoushen，xiangwan“shuangxiancaozuo”，jieguofanchefandechedi，yigefupoyemeilaozhe。de，jiangjiba，cong“haobaoshaoye”lunluochengle“**18hao”，haodaihainengfuwufuwunvkehu，panzhenatianneng“zhongfandianfeng”。
neitian，laileweibangdayaoyuan、hedewumisandaodelaoban，dianleta18hao。linxiaorenzheweier，anbujiubandashui、paojiao、cuoni……xinlihaipansuanzhe“fuwudaowei，shengzhijiaxin”。jieguoshouyidashangneilaobandejiaodiban，zhiyebingfanle，shunzuitululeyiju：“yo，laoban，ninzheishen……youdianxua？”
jiuzheiyiju，tonglemafengwo！neilaoban“ao”yisangzibengqilai，dajiaoyazidaizhefeng，“peng！”yishengmenxiang，jingzhunmingzhonglinxiaonaomener！
zaizhengyan……huo！lantianbaiyun，niaoyuhuaxiang？rengehuangjiaoyelingtangpingle！shenshangjiushengneitao“heimahuisuo”dezhanpao，doubilianhaiganjing。
yiluliangundaipa，xiedoumochuanledier，jiaodibandeshuipaoluoshuipao，caipengshanggekanchaidelaohan。yidating——datang？！zaiyiwenlu，lizhangan……erbaili！
liangtian！zhengzhengzouleliangtian！dangneiweiedebuxianghuade“yanpingmen”sandazizhuangjinyanlianshi，linxiaoyanlei“shua”jiuxialaile，yiguhaoqizhichongtianlinggai：“laoziyaofenghoubaixiang！yaozaizheidatang……dangrenshangren！”
chuanyuezheai！hainengbeiniaobiesi？linxiaozhuzhegenjianlaideposhuzhi，yiqueyiguai，xianggenanminsidehunjinlezhangancheng。shoumendebingdingyanpidoulandetai——zheiniantou，liuminqigai，hailequle。
“jia！rangkai！jinjijunqing！jia！”shenhoumatishengrulei，yanchengungun，xingrenhulayixiashankaitiaodaoer。yigeyizufengchidianchechongleguoqu。
linxiaorouzhebeihuimiledeyan，xinlidigu：“ze，datangshoushanzhidou？kanzhe……yejiuneimehuishierma。”
“zhanganxianya？ehuo，zhangshoufang！”taxianggehaoqibaobao，bianzoubiandongzhangxiwang，zuilihainiannianyouci，“yibailingbafang……pingkangfangzainaerni？datangdiyi‘hongdengqu’a，heihei……”zoudeshizaituiruan，“pu”yishengzailubianzuoxia，huoxiangtiaoleitandeyegou。
zhengchuanzheni，yanqianguangxianyian，jiezhe“dingdang”liangshengcuixiang——liangmeiyouninidekaiyuantongbao，gundaoletajiaobian。
linxiaoyileng，xiayishijianqilai。
“ding！jiancedaosuzhuhuoqubenweimianjichuhuobi，nengliangjihuo！‘shengshixiaoyaohuisuo’xitongbangdingzhong……bangdingchenggong！suzhuninhao，18hao**linxiao，huanyinglaidaodatangfenhuichang！”
yigejianxixiyoudaizhediandianzihechenggandeshengyin，zhijiezaitanaozilizhakai！
“**！jinshouzhi！！”linxiaochadianyuandibengqilai，jidongdehunshenduosuo。kedengkanqingneixitongmingzi——“shengshixiaoyaohuisuo”？talianshunjiankuale，“kao！yinhunbusana！laozidouchuanyuedatangle，haitemeshihuisuo？！”
“ding！xinshoufulidafangsong！xinshoudalibaoyifen，shifoulikekaiqi？（guoqibuhoueqin~）”
“kaikaikai！maliuerde！”linxiaozainaozilikuanghou。
“ding！gongxisuzhuhuode‘xiuliqiankunchujitiyanban’——1lifangmixitongkongjian！qingsuzhuzaijiezaili，zaorishengjivip，jiesuogengdakongjiane~”
“kongjian！chuanshuozhongdechuwukongjian！”linxiaoxinnianyidong，shoulineiliangmeitongqian“biu”yixiaxiaoshibujian，zaiyidongniantou，you“biu”yixiachuxianzaineigehuimengmengdeyilifangmixiaogezili。“niu*bi！zhenniu*bi！”
“ding！zhuxianrenwufabu：【shengcuntiaozhan·72xiaoshidaojishi】+【yuanshijilei·100wenqidongzijin】！renwujiangli：jiesuo‘xiaoyaoshangcheng’！dingdong~daojishikaishi！71:59:59……”
xitonggenbenmeijitataojiahaijiadejihui，daojishishuzizhijiezaiyishilitiaodongqilai。
linxiaokanzhenaohailidexunimianban，liandoulvle：“nidayede！liangexinshoubaohuqidoumeiyou？yazhashengyujiazhia！”
“santianyibaiwen……yitianyejiusanshisiwen？sasashuila！”taqiangxingjizijidaqi，dianliangzheshoulizhongxinchuxiandeliangmeitongqian，dingdangzuoxiang，“gemenerhaodaishidaxuesheng，jiangweidajidongbudong？”
“gulululu……”duzishishidifachuzhentian**。
“de，tiandadida，chifanzuida！gaodiandongxijiwuzangmiaoxian！”
choujianlubianyigemiantan，reqitengteng。linxiaocouguoqu，duiqixiaolian：“laoban，ninzheimian……zenmegemaifa？”
tanzhushigecuzhuanghanzi，xieyanyipietazheishenxingtou，bunaifandihuizheganmianzhang：“gungungun！biedangzhelaozizuoshengyi！”
“ei！biejiealaoban！youqian！qiaojianmei？”linxiaoganjinbashouliliangtongbanhuangdedingdangxiang。
tanzhuzheicaizhengyanqiaota：“sumian，liangwenyiwan。”
linxiaoyanzhuyizhuan：“nei……miantangni？miantangduoshaoqian？”
“miantang？”tanzhuyileng，chixiao，“baisong！buyaoqian！”
“haolei！laoban，laiyiwanmiantang！buyaomian！”linxiaodalalawangpangbianxiaozhuoyizuo。
“shawanyier？yiwanmiantang……buyaomian？”tanzhushoulideganmianzhang“pa”yixiapaizaianbanshang，meimaodoushuqilaile，“xiaoqianniyeyeni？！”
“eieiei！dage！lengjing！”linxiaoganjinsuobozi，“nei……neibanwanmian？banwanmianzongxingleba？”
yankanneiganmianzhangyouyaozhaohuguolai，linxiaoyiyaoya，baliangwenqianpaizhuoshang：“dedede！laiwanmian！quande！”
tanzhubianlianrufanshu，chaoqitongqiansaihuaili，lianshangjichudianxiao：“keguanshaodeng！mianmashanglai！”
“sumianyiwan——rehudelei！”mianlaidebixiangxiangzhonghaikuai。
linxiaopengqiwan，xian“chiliu”yidakouguntangdemiantang，tangdeziyaliezui，zaibalaliangkouguadandemiantiao，youguanyidakoutang，fachumanzudetanxi：“hu——laoban，yousuanmei？lailiangbanertitiweier？”
“meiyou！”tanzhumeihaoqi。
“hei！ninanbanbianshangneichuanerbushisuanshisha？”linxiaozuoshijiuyaoqishenquna。
“aiai！jinijini！”tanzhuyilianhuiqi，ganjinbaileliangbanrengguoqu。
“heihei，zheijiuduilema！chimianbuchisuan，xiangweishaoyiban！”linxiaomeizizidibokaisuan，yaoyikousuan，xiliuyikoumian，“laoban！tangmeile，laojiazaixuyiwantangbei？”
半小时后。
“geer——”linxiaodazhexiangliangdebaoge，paizheliuyuandeduzizhanqilai，“laoban，ninzheimian，didao！zoulea！”
“keguanmanzou……”tanzhumolebaetoudehan，diantouhayao。denglinxiaobeiyingxiaoshi，talimazhuanshen，linqipangbianbantongshui，“huala”quandaojinkuaijiandidetangguoli，mamalielie，“niangde，hetangbichimianhaihen！shuigangdourangnixiaoziheganle！”
“baonuansi……e，sirenwu！”linxiaorouzheduzi，jingshentouzule，“ganjingaoqian！zhengquyitianjiubanei100wennaxia！gemeneryaoqifei！”