《整蛊诈骗,对面报警说我是悍匪》 小说介绍
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《整蛊诈骗,对面报警说我是悍匪》 第6章 江凡的办法 免费试读
bushuolinzhenhai,jiulianlichendouxianghuaiyi:“fange,nizheishi?”
jiangfanbaibaishou,shuo:“hai,zuijingaozhibo,lujingguanjishoulegefanzhapianxuanchuandashidemingtou,zheibujiushiweiledaxiangmingshengma?”
lichenyilianmengbi,shashihoufangehaiyouzheimingtoule?
tashenhoudelinzhenhaiyanzhuzicengdeyixiajiuliangleqilai。
反诈骗大使?
haigenshenmejingguancheshangguanxi,duoshaoyoudianshuiping!
“xiaojiang,wozheiwushiwanjiukaonile。”
tayibianshuozhe,jiutaochugeguanlejideshoujilai。
tingshuoneiruanjianyoujiantinggongneng,linzhenhaihededoubugankaijile。
“xing,neijiuxianjiaojiwo,nimendoubiechusheng,fouzezheiqianzhenyoukenengjiuzaiyezhuibuhuilaile。”
江凡难得慎重。
liangrenmianmianxiangqu:nandaoshiyaogenpianzidadianhuajiaoliu?
jiangfanjieguoshouji,yijingzuohuizhiboqian。
zhongxinkaiji,taguorankandaoleshoujilineigechaoguruanjian,erhoudiankaiweixin,yezhaodaoleneigeweixinqun。
fanlefan,pianzizhapianlinzhenhaidejiluyilanwuyi。
taditoukandezixi,zhenggerenhaoxiangrudingyiban,buzhidaodehaiyiweizijiwangsukaleni。
“zhibozenmeyidongbudong,yeyidianshengyindoumeiyou,shiwozheidemaichuxianwentile?”
“我的也没声音!”
“wocaoa,gaodewodouyoudianjinzhangqilaile?”
“meiyisi,zhibobuhuishisongleba,xuzhangshengshi?”
yigegangjinggangpenwan,benlaichouzheshoujiditoukandejiangfanhuranjiudongle。
taqishen,youshiheshuiyoushitanqide,zoulaizouqu,zhuoziyizishadoudongleyibian。
bushuozhibojian,jiulianyipangdelichenhelinzhenhaidoushayan,zheishizuoshazi?
gangxiangwenchusheng,youxiangqiganggangdayingjiangfande,wulunfashengshenmeshiqingdoubunengchusheng。
zhibojianguanzhong:“zheishizibaoziqile?”
haimeifanying,huranjiukandaojiangfanyigejianbu,chongdaofangjianmenkou,jiangmenyikaiyiguan,fachushengyinlai。
zaiyikaikou,shengyinyijingshiyigechengshudezhongjiansangyin:“haojiubujiana,qinjia。”
lichenmengquanleyihui,cishicuoe,zheishengyinzatingqilaizheimedeshuxi?
像……像自己老爸!
zheihaimeiwan,xiayimiaolinzhenhaijiutingdaozijideshengyin:“lichentaba?haojiubujianhaojiubujian,nizenmeguolaile?”
zheiyuqi,yexuedetaixiangle!
zhibojianshangdedanmudunshibeiyizhengantanhaojibaping。
“京中有口技者?”
“神啊!”
“主播666!”
jiangfanmeiyoudalidanmu,taguyibayiziladelaoxiang。
ercishi,shoujishangdechaoguappzhengdakai,ruguojiangfanmeiyoucaicuodehua,pianzituanhuoneibiandejiantingxitongyezaoyijingdakai。
shishiyedequeruci,linzhenhaizuoweishouwangduixiang,dingranbeishikejiantingzhe。
neibianzhitingdaolinzhenhaigenyigezhongniannanrenlajiachang,neirongduoshaoyoudianwuliao,ranerjiuzaizheipianzichadiandakeshuideshihou,huranjiutingdao----
“qinjia,nishuosha?nineiyipianguoyuanzuobuxiaqule?”zheishilinzhenhaideshengyin。
“shia,woneiyipianguoyuanbeichaile,meifazuole,zheibuzhaoshoushangnaledianqian,tinglichenzheixiaozishuo,nizheiyuefuhuigaotouzi,yaobubangwo?”
pianziyiting,limajiuxiudaoleqiandeweidao,xiaoyanjingcengcengdefangliangguang。
ercishizaijiangfanpangbianzuozhedelichenliangrenhezhibojianguanzhongmendouzhijieshayanle。
“主播说相声呢!”
“zheitemedexiua,nandaozheibubichunjiexiaopinqiang?”
jiangfanzuiliyouhuanleshengxian,zheicigaishi“linzhenhai”le:“touzi,nidasuannaduoshaoqianlaitouzi?eiwozheizhenzigangjialegetouziqun,touziganggangde,wodenghuijinikankan,wozhuanlekeduole!”
“neiganqinghaoa!wozheiyouyiqianwan。qinjia,wochaiguoyuandeqianxiaoyibanzaizheile,nidengzhewozheijiujinizhuan。”“lichenlaodie”shuangkuaideshuo。
denglejifenzhong,jiangfanjiumofangtongqianhualaladesheng,youxunsuqiazhesangyin,mofang:“nindezhifubaodaozhangwushiwanyuan。”
zheishengyinweimiaoweiqiao,zhibojianjipigedadouqilaile:“haojiahuo,woyiweiyousheijiwozhifubaodalewushiwan!”
ashengmouquyu,yijiangongyulimian,youjigerenyeshiyixiajingshendousouleqilai,qizhongyige”miaolingnvrenyoushen。
五十万?
bu,rengaiyoujiubaiwushiwanni!
erneitouquechuanlaiyidaolveweichiyideshengyin:“ei?zheishenmewanyi,bunengzhuanle,wushiwanjiuxianele?”
“zheihaoxiangchaochujiubunengzhuanle,zhinengxiancunyinxingka,buzheji。miaolingnvrentingchuzheishilinzhenhaideshengyin。
tingdaozhei,miaolingnvrenjuedezijichabuduonongmingbaizheishile----
linzhenhaizheitiaoyutamenbenlaiyijingkuaishouweiwanle,danshixianzai,taqueyoujiantingdaoduifangshoushangduoleyiqianwan。erqielinzhenhaihaoxiangmeiyoubaojing,jiankongxitongbingmeiyouxianshibaojingdeshixiang!
tazheixinlibuyoudegenzhuayangyangside。
zheilaotouhaiyouyiqianwanzaishoushangni!
zheiyaoshinengpianguolaineiqibushichedidefadacaile?
dan……zheishishibushitaicouqiaole?
pianshu,wandebujiushixinlizhan?
jiangfanfangfoganjuedaomiaolingnvrencikedexinqing,limajiumofangchulinzhenhaigenqinvkualichenzheixiaozinengchudejiaoliusheng。
miaolingnvrenyitingneirerenaonaodeqifen,dunshishizhenzuobuzhule。
一定是他想多了!
renyidajiazidouzaichang,shuomingzheishishizhende!
erqie,neikeshiyiqianwana!
yaoshibushiyishiqibushijiurangzheiyiqianwancongzijiyandixialiuzoule?
pianziyanzhuzishechuliangdaotanlandejingguang,xinxiazuoleyigejueding。
ercishi,zhibojianzhongrentinglelaobantianxiangsheng,henkuaijiuyourenfanyingguolaile。
“buduia,zhubozheibushifanzhapianma?zheizijigenzijishuoyiduanxiangshengdeyoushayisi?”
“shia,chadianbeidaiwaile!zheishifanzhapianbuchengzhinengyongqitafangshiboquyanqiulema?”
“jiuzheihaifanzhapiandashi?buruqubaoyigexiangshengban?anzhaozhubozheishuiping,woduyigehuojiantong,yidingdafangguangcai!”
lengjingxialaidelichenhelinzhenhaiyezuobuzhule,daozheihui,tamendoumeinongmingbaijiangfandaodishizaiganshenme。
danshijiangfanzhei“**”sihuhaimeiwan,taliangyoupachushachacuo,lengshiyijuhuadoumeiganshuo。
yushierrenxinliyedouqishangbaxiade,manlianxiezhebuan。
erjiuzaisuoyourendouyitouwushuideshihou,zhuanzhelaile!
linzhenhaineishoujihuranxiangqileyichuanshoujilingsheng。
来了!
lingshengyixiang,jiangfanjiuzhidaozijiduduile。
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linzhenhaiyeshijingdeyixiazhanqilai,yankuangyixiajiuhongle。
zicongtaneiwushiwantoujinqu,zheipianzijiuchedimeileyingzi,xianzaijingranqinzidahuidianhuale?
jiangfanchongtabaibaishou,yisishishaoanwuzao,ertayeshiyishenshou,jiubazheidianhuaanlemianti,jietong。
“wei,ninhao,shilinzhenhaixianshengma,womenzheibianshinintouzilicaidechaogugongsi。”
整蛊诈骗,对面报警说我是悍匪