重回教室系统逼我用毒舌填前世坑
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”quanban：“……”laochendelian“shua”dicongzhugansebianchengleziqiezi，
shoulidefenbi“kaca”duanchengliangjie：“zhaoyang！nijiwogunchuqu！”【ding！chenggongtucaolaochen，
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】系统警报响起来，
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”wozaixinlikuanghan，“zheirenkanzhejiubuhaore，wotucaotabudebeizouchengshaizi？！
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zhouweikongqininggulehaojimiao，turantingjianzhangli“puchi”xiaolechulai。woxiaoxinyiyizhengyan，
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”【ding！chenggongtucaozhangli，huodetucaonengliang+50，shoumingzhi+5fenzhong！
】【jiancedaomubiaoqingxubodongjiaoda，ewaijianglinengliang+30，shoumingzhi+3fenzhong！】wo：“？？？
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jinrishengyutucaocishu：2/3。qingsuzhujinkuaiwanchengrenwu，
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dixiatoucongcongzoule。【ding！qingweitucaomubiaochenggong，huodetucaonengliang+5，shoumingzhi+10miao。
】wo：“……”jiuzhei？xitongniyetaifuyanle，dafayaofandeni？henkuai，gongkaikekaishile。
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”jiaoshiliyaquewusheng。sheiganzaigongkaikeshangjibanhuazhaochaa？chufeishibuxianghunle。kejiuzaizheishi，
wonaozilidexitongturangenzhaleside：【ding！qiangzhitucaorenwuchufa！
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xitongdage！zheikeshigongkaike！jiaoyujuderendouzaini！tucaobanhuawopabushiyaobeiquanxiaotongbaopipinga！
”【suzhuqingxunsuzhixingrenwu！tucaochenggongjianghuodeshuangbeinengliangjiangli！
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zhuangchuyifu“xueshutantao”deyangzi：“neige……jiangyumengtongxuejiangdetinghaode，siluhenqingxi，
jiushi……”woguyidunledun，kanjianjiangyumengyanlishanguoyisiqidai，zhouweitongxuedoushuqileerduo。
“jiushiba，”wojiezheshuo，“nizheisilutaizhongguizhongjule，genbiaozhundaanside。jiuhaobichihuoguo，
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nizheinaozishitinghaoshi，danjiushiyoudiansinaojin，genzanmenjiaoshimenkouneikelaohuaishuside，kanzhetingmaosheng，
jiushibudongdebiantong！”quanban：“……”kongqishunjianninggu，diaogenzhendounengtingjian。
laochendeliancongzhugansebianchengleqingzise，shouzhizhewo，qidezhiduosuo：“ni……ni……”zaikanjiangyumeng，
lian“shua”dibaile，zuichunduosuozhe，yanjinglideshuiguangzhidazhuan：“ni……nizenmenengzheimeshuo……”【ding！
chenggongtucaojiangyumeng，huodetucaonengliang+30，shoumingzhi+3fenzhong！】【jiancedaomubiaoqingxubodongjida，
ewaijianglinengliang+50，shoumingzhi+5fenzhong！】woqu！zheimemeng？shuangbeijianglijiusuanle，haiewaijialiang？！
kanzheshoumingzhi“cengceng”zhangdaole“+7fenzhong”，woxinlizhengtouzheleni，
jiukanjianjiangyumeng“wa”deyishengkulechulai，wuzhelianniutoujiupaochulejiaoshi。“jiangyumeng！
”laochenhouleyisheng，xiangzhuiyoukankanjiaoyujudelingdao，yilianbianmiyang。jiaoyujudelingdaokesouleliangsheng，
liansebutaihaokan：“zheige……ketangtaolunshihaoshi，danyeyaozhuyifangshifangfama。”de，zheixiahaole，
bujindezuilelaoshi，haibaxuebaxiaohuarekule，tuotuodeshesixianchang。woshanshandizuoxia，
ganjuebeihouquanshiyuanniandemuguang。dunzizaihoumianchuowo：“yangge，niniubi！lianjiangyumengdouganre，
wofulenile！”wokuxiaozheyaoyaotou，xinliquefanqiledigu——xitongshuotayoulvchashuxing，
kekanzheyebuxianga？nandaoshiwotucaocuole？haoburongyiaodaoxiake，wozhengxiangliuzhidaji，
yigeshenyingturanlanzhulewo。wotaitouyikan，huo，jiangyumeng！tayanjingkudetonghong，gentuziside，
shoulihainiezhegefensedexinfeng。woxinligedengyixia：“bushibajiangtongxue，niyaogenwopinminga？
wogangcaijiushikouhai，nibiewangxinliqu……”jiangyumengyaozhezuichun，baxinfengsaidaowoshouli，
shengyindaizhekuqiang：“zhaoyang，zheigejini。”shuowan，tahongzhelianniutoujiupao，genshenhouyoulangzhuiside。
wo：“？？？”qingshu？xuebaxiaohuajiwodiqingshu？wozheishizouleshenmegoushiyun？zhouweitongxuequanweileguolai，
genkanxiyoudongwuside。dunzijidaowopangbian：“woqu！yangge！nikeyia！
bajiangyumengqikulehainengshoudaoqingshu？zheishishenmeshenxiancaozuo？kuaidakaikankan！
”woyeyilianmengbidichaikaixinfeng，limianshizhangfensedexinzhi，zijijuanxiu：“zhaoyangtongxue，
wojuedenihentebie，genqitananshengbuyiyang。fangxuehoulaixuexiaohoumiandexiaohuayuan，woyouhuaxiangduinishuo。
”wozhengzhuomozhezheisuanbusuanyinhuodefu，naozilidexitongturanfachucierdejingbao：【ding！jinggao！
jiancedaolvchahuashugongji！mubiaojiangyumengzhengzaishiyongyuhuigonglve，qingsuzhulijijinxingdushefanji！
fouzejiangxianruqingganxianjing，daozhixitongnengliangwenluan！】wo：“……”bushibaxitong！renjiayigexiaoguniang，
xiegeqingshuzenmejiulvchale？【suzhuwuyaobeibiaoxiangmihuo！genjudashujufenxi，
jiangyumengcijucunzaimingxianmudexing，jiyoukenengyuzhangliyouguan！qinglijifanji！】genzhangliyouguan？
woxiangqizhanglishubaolidaixuedexiaofu，youxiangqijiangyumengshizhanglidetongbantongxue……nandaozheiqingshushigequantao？
woshenxiyikouqi，juedingtingxitongde——fanzhengyebuchikui，dabulezaidusheyici。fangxuehou，
wochuaizheqingshulaidaoxiaohuayuan。jiangyumengyijingdengzaineierle，kanjianwoyanjingyiliang，xiaopaozheguolai：“zhaoyang，
nilaile。”talianshanghaidaizheleihen，queqiangjichugexiaorong，tiandefani。“ng，”wodiandiantou，
guyibanzhelian，“zhaowoshashi？youshikuaishuo，wohaidehuijiaweigouni。”jiangyumenglianshangdexiaorongjiangleyixia，
danhenkuaiyouhuifuletianmei：“yemeishenmedashi，jiushi……wojuedenijintianzaiketangshanghenyonggan，
genbierenbuyiyang。wo……woyoudianxihuanni。”lailelaile！xitongshuodelvchahuashu！wozaixinlilengxiaoyisheng，
kaikoujiushiyiju：“jiangyumengtongxue，nizheibiaobaitaoluyetailaotaoleba？genwangshangchaodeside，
nengbunengzhengdianxinxiande？”jiangyumenglianshangdexiaorongchedixiaoshile，yanlishanguoyisijingya。
wochengshengzhuiji：“haiyoua，nigangcaizaijiaoshilikuneimecan，xianzaiyougenwobiaobai，nishichuanjubianliana？
shuoba，daodixiangganshenme？shinigezhanglirangnilaideba？”zheijuhuayichukou，jiangyumengdelian“shua”dibaile，
yanshenliquanshizhenjinghehuangluan：“ni……nizenmezhidao……”woxinliyichen——guorangenzhangliyouguan！
xitongchengbuqiwo！jiangyumengzhanglezhangzui，haoxiangxiangjieshishenme，zuihouquedixiatou，
shengyinxiaodegenwenziside：“shi……shiwogerangwolaide。tashuo……xianggenniliaoliao。”guoranruci！
wobaqingshurouchengyituan，suishourengjinpangbiandelajitong：“rangtazijilaizhaowo。”shuowan，wozhuanshenjiuzou，
landezaikantayiyan。zouchuxiaohuayuan，wohuitoupieleyiyan——jiangyumenghaizhanzaiyuandi，beiyingkanzheyoudiangudan。
buzhidaoweisha，woxinlijuranyoudianbushiziwei。【ding！chenggongfanjilvchahuashu，huodetucaonengliang+100，
shoumingzhi+10fenzhong！】【jiesuoyinzangjuqing：jiangyumengdemimi。qingsuzhujixuguanzhu，huoqugengduoxiansuo。
】xitongtishiyinxiangqi，shoumingzhizhangdaole“+17fenzhong”，kewozayegaoxingbuqilai。
zhanglidaodixiangganshenme？rangtameimeijiwodiqingshu？zheitaoluyetaiqipaleba？haiyoujiangyumeng，
tagangcaineihuangluandeyanshen……zhendezhishitingtagedehuama？womolemokoudailidenuojiya，
kanzheshangmianderiqi——juligaokaohaiyousantian，juliwoqianshicusihaiyoushinian。zheishinianli，
daodizangzheduoshaomimi？zhangli、jiangyumeng、daixuedexiaofu，haiyouzheigekengdiedetucaoxitong……【ding！
jinritucaorenwuyiwancheng。gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibao：“dusheshuliandu+1”，
“tucaonengliangshangxian+100”。】xitongdeshengyindaduanlewodesixu。wokanzheshoumingzhiwendingxialai，
shaoweisonglekouqi——zhishaojintianmeibaihuo。danwozhidao，zheizhishikaishi。zhanglineibiankendingbuhuishanbaganxiu，
erwoyegaizhudongchujile。guangkaotucaoxumingkebuxing，wodegaoqingchuzheiyiqiedezhenxiang。
haiyou……wohaoxiangyoudianqidai，xiacijiandaozhangli，gaizenmetucaotale。xiangdaozheier，
worenbuzhugoulegouzuijiao。zheizhongshengderizi，haizhenshiyuelaiyue**le！---disanzhang：dalianmingchangmian，
xiaobabeiwomadaotuixuefangxuelingyixiang，wochuaizheshubaojiuwangwailiu。gangzoudaocaochangguaijiao，
shenhouturanchuanlai“kuangdang”yishengxiang，jigeranzhehuangmaolvmaodejiahuobalanqiuwangdishangyiza，
lanzhulewodequlu。weishoudeneigegemener，chuanzhejinshenpijiake，toufaranchengleminghuangse，
fajiaomodenengfanguang，bozishangguazhemuzhicudejinlianzi，zouluyiyaosanhuang——bushibieren，
zhengshiwomenxuexiaodexiaoba，wanghu。woxinligedengyixia，haojiahuo，zheizaoxing，tuotuodezangaijiazufenzuzhanga。
haimeidengwokaikou，wanghujiuyibajiuzhuwodeyiling，
tashenshangneigulianjiafajiaohunhezhehanweideqixipumianerlai：“xiaozi，nijiushizhaoyang？
”wochelechebeijiuzhudeyiling，naozilixitong“ding”dixiangle：【ding！jiancedaogaonengliangtucaomubiao：wanghu。
qianzaicaodian：zangaijiazushenmei、xuzhangshengshideshehuirenzuopai。jianyitucaofangxiang：waimaogongji+xingweijiegou。
】hei，laidezhenghao，wozhengchoumeidierwanchengjinritucaokpini。woshangxiadalianglewanghuyifan，
guyizhouqimeitou：“huge，nizheitoufashiyongjiangyourandeba？kanzhegengangcongcuganglilaochulaidehaidaiside，
haitingyouguangze。”wanghuyileng，gujimeiliaodaowoyige“ruanshizi”gandingzui：“nishuosha？
”“haiyounizheipiyi，”wozhizhetajinbengdexiukou，“shicongninainaidefengrenjitaoshangbaxialaideba？
chuanshenshanggengeyidongshafaside，shengpabierenbuzhidaonishi‘shehuiren’？
”zhouweijigexiaodi“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai，youganjinbiehuiqu，jianbangdoudegenshaikangside。
wanghudelian“shua”dizhangchenglezhuganse，shoushangdejingergengzule：“nizhaosi！tingshuoniganrezhangli？
haibajiangyumengnongkule？tingnengnaia！”“yibanyiban，shijiedisan，”wogengzhebozi，
xinliquezaikuangnianxitong，“xitongdagekuaijilia！”【ding！lianxutucaochufa“quntichaofeng”jineng！
wanghujiqigenbanshoudaojingshenshanghai，xingdongli-30%！dangqiankediejiatucaoshanghai。】laile！
woshenxiyikouqi，jixushuchu：“huge，bushiwoshuoni，jiunizheixiaoshenban，dajiagendataijiside，
mandongzuohuifangni？woyaoshini，jiuqubaogelaonianhuodongzhongxindeguangchangwuban，jinengqiangshenjianti，
hainenggendamamenxuexuezenme‘shehuiyao’，bubizaizheierdiurenxianyanqiang？”“ni！
”wanghubeiwoduideyikouqimeishanglai，huiquanjiuchaowolianshangzhaohu。ketadongzuomingxianmanlebanpai，
wowangpangbianyiduo，taquantou“hu”dicazhewoerbianguoqu，zijiqueyinweiguanxingwangqianliangqianglejibu，
chadianshuaigegouchishi。zhouweiweiguandetongxue“hong”dixiaokaile，yourentaochushoujikaishiluxiang。
wanghuzhanwenhoufaxianzijichuleqiu，qideyanjingdouhongle：“jiwoda！wangsilida！
”tashenhoudexiaodigangyaowangqianchong，wonaoziyijiling，zhizhewanghudejinlianziyoulaiyiju：“yo，
hugezheilianzishipinduoduojiukuaijiubaoyoudeba？shangmiankede‘longxishui’tuan，
genwojialouxiagongcecizhuanshangdehuawenyimoyiyang！daibozishangbupazhaocangyinga？”【ding！
diejiatucaoshanghaishengxiao！wanghujingshenfangyuxiajiang50%，xianru“naoxiuchengnu”zhuangtai！】zheiyixiaxiaoguobaqun，
wanghuchedibaozoule，xiangtoumanniusidechaowozhuangguolai。ketayueshijidong，dongzuoyuebuxiediao，
wozhangzhexitongjianyi，zuoduoyoushan，genliugouside。“huge，nizheishibiaoyan‘zuiquan’ni？
”“dabuzhe~dabuzhe~nizheiquantouhaimeiwonainaidamajianghupaishipaizhuozidejingerdani！
”“yaobuzanbiedale，niqucanjia《qipashuo》ba，jiunizheihujiaomanchandebenshi，baozhunnaguanjun！
”woyibianduoyibianzuipao，zhouweidexiaoshengkuaibacaochangdingpengxianfanle。wanghubeiwoduidemanliantonghong，qingjinbaoqi，
pianpianjiushidabuzhewo，neimoyangyaoduolangbeiyouduolangbei。jiuzaizheishi，
jiaodaozhurenlaolidaizhejigelaoshicongcongganlai，gujishibeizheibiandedongjingjingdongle。
laoliyikanwanghudaizherenweidutongxue，liandouqilvle：“wanghu！niyouzaiganshenme？！
”wanghuzhengbeiwoqideqiqiaoshengyan，huitoukanjianlaoli，xiangshizhaodaolekaoshan，zhizhewohoudao：“ba！
zheixiaozimawo！nikantaneizuijianyang！”“ba”？！quanchangshunjiananjingdeluozhenkewen，suoyourendoujingdaile，
baokuowozainei。laolidelian“shua”dibaile，kankanwanghu，youkankanzhouweidejiaoyujulingdao——huo，
buzhidaoshashihou，zhiqianlaitingkedejiaoyujulingdaoyegenzheguolaile，zhengzhouzhemeikanzhezheibian。
laolihenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu，jiejiebabadishuo：“ni……nihushuoshenme！wo……woshinijiaodaozhuren！
”“shenmejiaodaozhuren，nijiushiwoba！”wanghuhaizaineierhan，“tamawotoufaxianghaidai，
piyixiangfengrenjitao！banidejiwozuozhua！”zheixiawanduzile，wanghuzheiyisangzi，
batashixiaozhangsishengzideshierquandoulouchulaile。jiaoyujulingdaodeliansebiandejiqinankan，
qizhongyigenianjidadelingdaotuiletuiyanjing：“lizhuren，zheijiushiniguanlidexuesheng？haishinide……qinqi？
”laolimianrusihui，yijuhuadoushuobuchulai。wanghuhaimeiyishidaowentideyanzhongxing，haizaineierrangrang：“ba！
nidaoshishuohuaa！kuaibazheixiaozikaichule！”wochouzhunjihui，youbuleyidao：“huge，
nizhei‘pindie’debenshidaoshitingliua，keximeipinyingsuzhi——ebudui，nikenengyagenjiumeiyou。”【ding！
chenggongwancheng“dalianxiaoba”zhuxianrenwu！huodetucaonengliang+500，shoumingzhi+50fenzhong！
jiesuo“chujizuipaowangzhe”chenghao！】xitongtishiyinxiangqi，woganjuehunshenyiqing，
shoumingzhizhijiezhangdaole“+67fenzhong”，shuang！jiaoyujulingdaodangchangjiuheilelian，
zhizhewanghushuo：“taibuxianghuale！xiaoyuanbaoli，haigongrandingzhuangshizhang，beihougaoqundaiguanxi！lizhuren，
nizheigejiaodaozhurenshizenmedangde？！”laoli“putong”yishengchadianguile，butingdidaoqian。zuihoudejieguoshi，
wanghuyinwei“xiaoyuanbaoli、wurutongxue、gongkaichangheyanxingbudang”beijidaguochufen，
erlaoliyinwei“baobiqinshu、guanlishizhi”beitingzhidiaocha。meiguojitian，jiuchuanlaiwanghubeilelingtuixuedexiaoxi。
wozhanzaijiaoxuelouyangtaishang，kanzhewanghuhuiliuliushoushidongxilikaidebeiying，xinlineijiaoyigeshuang。dunzicouguolai，
yilianchongbai：“yangge，nishizhenniubia！bawanghudoumatuixuele，wosuanfulenile！”wobaibaishou，
xinliquemeineimeqingsong。gangcaizaihunluanzhong，wohaoxiangpiejianzhanglizhanzaicaochanglingyitou，lenglengdikanzhezheibian，
zuijiaohaiguazheyisiguiyidexiaorong。zheijiahuo，daodizaipansuanshenme？【ding！
jiancedaofanpaizhangliqingxubodongyichang，jianyisuzhutigaojingti。dangqianjiesuo“chujizuipaowangzhe”chenghao，
tucaoshanghai+20%，kechangshiduizhanglijinxinggaojietucao。】xitongdetishirangwoxinliyijin。kanlai，
zheicaizhishikaishi，zhanglineigelaohuli，kendingbuhuishanbaganxiu。buguo，youlezhei“zuipaowangzhe”dechenghao，
wodiqiyezulebushao。laiba，sheipasheia！dabulejiushihuxiangshanghaibei，kansheideshetougengdu！
womolemoxiaba，kanzhezhanglixiaoshidefangxiang，zuijiaogouqiyimowanweidexiaorong。xiayici，gailundaonile，
zhangli。---disizhang：haomenmixin，wodedushejingdongdongshizhangwanghubeituixuedexiaoxizaixuexiaolichuanlesantian，
wobenyiweinengxiaotinghuier，jieguolaoliyigedianhuadadaowoshushujia，
feirangwozhoumoqucanjiashenme“xiaoqihezuocishanwanyan”。
shuoshijiaoyujudianmingrang“biaoxiantuchu”dexueshengdaibiaocanjia，
woyitingjiuzhidaomeihaoshi——kendingshilaolixiangdaiwoquchongchangmian，shunbianjianshiwobiezaireshi。“yangge，
zheikeshishangliushehuideju！”dunzipazaiwozhuozishang，yanjingdengdegentonglingside，“tingshuoqudedoushidalaoban，
haiyouzanmenshideshoufuzhangtiancheng！”zhangtiancheng？zheigemingziyoudianershu。wozhuomozhe，
zhanglineijiahuojialihaoxiangjiutingyouqiande，nanbucheng……“qujiuqu，”wokoulekouerduo，
“zhenghaokankanzheixieyouqianrenshibushidouzhangzhesantouliubei。”zhouliuwanshang，
wochuanzheshushufanxiangdaojuzhaochulaidejiuxizhuang——xiuziduanleyijie，
kutuihaijuanzhebian——zhanzaijinbihuihuangdejiudiandatingli，ganjuegengewurutianehudelaihamaside。
zhouweiquanshichuanzhelifudenannannvnv，shouliduanzhexiangbinbei，shuohuadoudaizheyiguzijiamojiashideqiangdiao。“yo，
zheibushizhaoyangma？”yigeyinyangguaiqideshengyinchuanlai。wohuitouyikan，shiwomenbandefuerdailiupangzi，