《当选苗疆村长,带头科学炼蛊》 小说介绍
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苗疆,千户苗寨。
yiqunkangzhezhangqiangduanpaodejizhelaidaolezheili。
“dajiahao!huanyingdajiashoukanzhunongzhibo,jintian,womenlaidaodeshimiaojiang,qianhumiaozhai,jintianwomenyaoqingdaodeshimiaojiangdelvyouxingxiangdashi,shanhaiguanwu!”
zhuchirenhelingmianduijingtoukankanertan。
henkuai,jingtouyizhuan,zhijian,yipangyiweichuanzhemiaozuchuantongfushidemiaolingshaonvtingtingyuli。
tazhengshizaidouyinshangyouzheliangbaiwanfensidenvwanghong:shanhaiguanwu。
“zhuchirenhao!zhibojiandeguanzhongpengyoumenhao!”
mianduijingtou,shanhaiguanwuqiaolianshangdaizheyingyingxiaoyi,yishuangpiaoliangdedayanjingmingmoushanlai。
“山海老婆好!”
“meixiangdaoshanhailaoshijingranshimiaozunvzi!”
“nanguaiwokanleyiyanjiuwangbule,yuanlai,wozhonglenideqinggu!”
zheishi,zhuchirenhelingjianghuatongdijishanhaiguanwu,wendao:“shanhailaoshi,duiyumiaojiangzheigechongmanshenmisecaidedifang,woyizhihenxiangwang,yehenhaoqi,youyigewenti,wonengdaitizhibojiandewangyoumenwennima?”
“单身!”
shanhaiguanwuwenyan,qiaopidizhalezhayan。
“zanjintianbushiwenniyoumeiyouduixiang,woshixiangwenni,miaojiangnvzi,zhendehuixiaguma?”
何灵好奇地问道。
tahuayinganggangluoxia,zhibojiannei,wangyoumenfenfenfazhedanmu。
“duiya!wokandianshijuhexiaoshuozhongdouyoumiaojiangnvzixiagudejuqing!”
shanhaiguanwuwenyan,lijixiaoxinyiyidishuodao:“xianzaibunengsuibianxiagu,cunzhanghuishengqide!”
“a?zhenhuixiagua?”
wangyoumenwenyan,doujingyale。
“wohaiyiweimiaozunvzihuixiagu,shichuanyanni!”
“dengdeng!cunzhangshishei?”
jiuzaizheishi,yidaoqinglangdeshengyinchuanjinlezhibojian:“nimennenglaishuhengaoxing!danshi,nimenshuohuadeyuqi,shuhenbuxihuan!”
“啊!东叔!”
jiandaolairen,shanhaiguanwudeqiaolianshangdunshiluchujinghuangdeshense。
sheyingshilijijiangjingtouduizhunzheiweidongshu。
zhijian,zheishiyigeshuaiqibirendenianqingren。
tashenchuanheisezhongshanzhuang,daizheyifujinsibianyanjinger,kanqilai,wenzhibinbin。
yuzhiqizhijieranbufudeshitaneiyishuangyanjing,jiongjiongyoushen。
cike,dongshumuguanglinglidiwangxiangshanhaiguanwu,yanshenzhong,chongmanleweixie。
“a!gezhepingmu,wodouganjuedaotazaiweixiewo!”
wangyoumenkandaozheiqingniandeyanshen,doushixinliyijing,gandaojibeifaliang。
rutongshibeiyitoumengshoudingshangleyiyang。
helingwangxiangzheigeqingnian,buyoujinghuyisheng:“ninshimiaojiangcunzhang?”
“不错!是我!”
青年点点头。
“zhenshiwenmingburujianmian!guanzhongpengyoumen,wolaijidajiajieshaoyixia,yanqianzheiwei,jiushimiaojiangyoushiyilai,zuinianqingdecunzhang,xuyaodongxiansheng!”
helinglijizhengzhongdijieshao。
“xuyaodongxiansheng,congnianyoushi,jiuzhanxianchuchaorendezhishang,bierenhaizaiduyoueryuanshi,tajiuyijingtiqianxuewanlechuzhong,gaozhongdekecheng。
nianjinshisisui,biancanjiaquanguogaokao,yijuhuodegaokaozhuangyuan,lingrenyiwaideshi,tafangqihuaqingdaxuedezhaolan,xuanzejiuduyanguonongyedaxue。
suihou,xuyaodongxianshengyouxianhougongduleshuoshi、boshixuewei。
gengweinannengkeguideshi,xuyaodongxianshengdaxuebiyehou,fangqizhongduoshourufenghoudezhiye,huaichuaizhezhenxingxiangcundemengxiang,huidaojiaxiangmiaojiangfengxianqingchun。
liangnianbanyilai,tayongyongqiyudandangshouhuqunzhonganquan,yongqinfenhezhihuidailingcunmingaibianxiangcunmianmao!
xucunzhang,jintianninnengqinzilaizuokezanmendezhunongzhibojian,zhenshitaihaole!”
“wobulai,nimenshuobudingzenmemoheini!miaojiang,shiyigefengjingxiuli,minfengchunpodehaodifang!shenmexiagu?doushizixuwuyoude!dajiayaoxiangxinkexue!”
xuyaodongtuiletuiyanjing,yizhengyancidishuodao。
“xucunzhangshuodedui,miaojiangshiyigehenmeilidedifang!xiangqingmenyedoufeichangreqinghaoke,neixieyingshijulimiandeqingjie,doushizixuwuyoude!”
何灵立即打圆场。
“xucunzhang,ninjintianjidajiadailaideshishenmejiemu?”
何灵好奇地问道。
“jintian,woyaoxiangdajialongzhaojieshaowomenmiaojiangtechan,douji!”
许耀东拍拍手。
henkuai,jiuyourentizheyigelongzizouleguolai。
zhijian,zailongzilimian,youzheyizhiweifenglinlindehongmaodagongji。
“斗鸡?”
helingyeshihaoqidiwangxianglongzilimiandedagongji。
“dajiabuyaoxiaokanzheizhidouji,tashiyongwomenmiaojiangzuixianjindesiyangjishusiyangde,bingxinghaodou,bingqie,jiweitongrenxing!”
许耀东笑着说道。
“e?yizhijinengyouduotongrenxing?”
何灵有些不解。
xuyaodongduishanhaiguanwushuodao:“shanhai,niqubadoujifangchulai!”
“是!东叔!”
shanhaiguanwuwenyan,feichanglaoshidishuodao。
ranhou,tashangqian,jianglongzilimiandejifanglechulai。
“wozheizhiji,huidalanqiu!”
许耀东笑着说道。
“a?yizhiji,huidalanqiu?”
bujinjinhelingchijingle,jiulianzhibojiandeshushiwanwangyoumenyedouchijingle。
“咯咯!”
dahonggongjiconglongzilimianchulaihou,lijizaizhiboxianchanggaoaodimaiqibuzilai。
xuyaodongjieguoyizhilanqiu,xiangzhedahonggongjidiuleguoqu。
zhibojingtoulijiduizhunzheizhidagongji。
wangyoumenyedouqidaidiwangzhepingmu,xiangyaokankan,yizhigongjizenmedalanqiu。
zhijian,zheizhidagongjijiandaolanqiupaoguolaihou,zhijiezongshenyiyue,zhankaichibang,jianglanqiujiezhu。
suihou,dagongjiyibianmaizheyouyadibuzi,yibianyongchibangpaidaqilanqiulai。
“woqu!zheidagongji,haizhenhuidalanqiu!”
“zheinandaoshichuanshuozhongdejidouluo?”
“武魂真身!”
“离离原上普!”
“动作十分轻盈!”
yipangdezhuchirenhelingjianzhuang,buyoujinghuqilai:“zheishizenmezuodaodea?”
xuyaodongshuaiqidelianshang,luchuyimomirendexiaorong。
zheizhigongji,zhengshitayongguchongkongzhide。
shijishang,waijiedechuanyandoushizhende,miaojiang,zhendeyougushu。
xuyaodongtingdaogushuchuanyanhou,zoufangmiaojiangshenmizhidi,xianglaorenmenqingjiao,soujigezhonggushu。
rujinliangnianbanshijianguoqu,tapingjienitiandewuxing,yijingqingchuyulan,jiangmiaojianggushuyunyongdechushenruhua。
zheikongzhigongjidalanqiu,zhishiqizhongzuiweibuzudaodeyizhong。
biru,haiyoukongzhiqiuyinqunfandi。
控制屎壳郎施肥。
控制蟑螂清理垃圾。
zhuchirenhelingkaishidaitouguzhang:“ganxiexucunzhangdailaidejingcaibiaoyan!”
gongzuorenyuanlijigenzheguzhang,xianchangchuanchureliedezhangsheng。
zhangshengtingxiehou,helinghaoqidizhizheqitalongziwendao:“xucunzhang,ninzheilihaiyouqitadelongzi,limianzhuangdeshishenme?”
 
                 当选苗疆村长,带头科学炼蛊
                                当选苗疆村长,带头科学炼蛊