《穿成炮灰前妻后,我向白月光宣战了》 小说介绍
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“mengfu,nixianzaizenmebianchengzheigeyangzi。”zhouqiyuefeijiewodebianhua,taxiangbutong,jiukaishiziyiweishi:“wochengrenzheiyangdenishibiyiqianyoudianguqi,danbieyiweizheiyangwojiuhuiaini,wozheibeizidouzhihuiaishuheyige,fengquannibiewanzheitaoyuqinguzongdebaxixiyinwo,woyongyuanbuhuiainizheizhongdufu。”
“duiduidui,nishuodedoudui,zhananpeigoutianzhangdijiu,wozhunimenbainianhaohe,zaoshengguizi。”
qianwanbielaiaiwo,woxianzang。
zhouqiyueyoubei‘zaoshengguizi’cijile,hendehongleyan:“nigejianrenhaigantihaizi,mengfu,nihaisilewoheshuhedehaizi,woyidinghuirangnifuchudaijia。”
“wohaohaipae。”woguzuohaipadepailepaixiongkou,lianshangquemeibandianweiju。
wosihaobuhuang,shenzhiyoudianqidai,yuanzhuweizijidelianainaofuchuleshengmingdedaijia,xianzaiyegailundaonizhouqiyueweizijidelianainaomaidanle。
zhouqiyuehaixiangmawo,womeizaijitajihui,rangbaobiaobatarenglechuqu,tagezhemenbanyoufangleju‘rangwodengzhe’dehenhuacaizou。
yiqueyiguaidexialelou,shangleche,zhouqiyuehenhenshuaishangchemen,lianseheiruguodi。
tayoudiankanbudongmengfule,huanzuoyiqianzhidaolinshuhehuaiyun,tazaojiuzuonaoqilaile,zheihuibujinmeizuomeinao,haicongtayishoushejizhuangxiudehunfangbanlechulai,tayiqiankeshifanghua,jiushisiyeyaosizaihunfangli,jueduibuhuirangqitanvrenzhujinqude。
tahairangbaobiaodaleta,tajuranshededata!
zheijianzhibimengfuhailinshuhemeilehaizigengrangtafennu。
zhouqiyuebishangyanjing,huixiangmengfukantadeyanshen,meiyouai,meiyouhen,zhiyou……exin。
tataishuxineizhongyanshenle,tajiushitiantianneiyangkantade。
exin,yane,duoyiyandoubuxiangkan。
kemengfuzenmekenengyaneta,taaitaa,weilejiajita,shenzhibamengjiayibandecaichandousongjileta。
zheimefengkuangdeai,zenmekenengshuobuaijiubuaile。
对,不可能。
肯定是欲擒故纵。
yiweitajiazhuangbuaita,tajiuhuihaipa,jiuhuihuang。
zenmekeneng,tababudetabiezaichanzheta,tayijingfantoutale。
mengfu,niyaoyanxijiuzuihaoyizhiyanxiaqu,fouzewohuirangnizhidaoshenmejiaozizuozishou。
zhouqiyuezhengkaiyanjing,yandiyipianbingleng。
wozheibianzoulezhananlaogong,xinqingbucuo,jiguimidaletongdianhua。
yuyouningtingdaowoyuetachulaihejiu,chadianjingdiaoxiaba。
nengbuzhenjingma,wokeshizuzuyouwunianmeiyuetaheguojiule。
yuanyinwuta,zhouqiyuebuxihuan,tapingdengdebishiwopengyouquandemeigepengyou,tongyichengwomenzheizhongfuerdaijiaobuxuewushudezhuchong。
weileta,wopingbilepengyouquan,liancongxiaoyikuaizhangdadetiecidoubuzenmelianxile。
genyuyouningyuehaodidian,wokaizhemashachaopaochumen。
youqianyouyanhaiyouxian,dangqianjindaxiaojiedaodinalibuxiang,yuanzhufeiyaoqutiyanbaomushenghuo。
meiyoushiniannaoxueshuandouganbuchulaizheishi。
xianjingjiubamingfuqishi,xiaogegedeyaoniudebinvrenhaiwumei,nazhanglianyebubizhouqiyuecha。
yuyouninglaishi,wozhengwandehai,yixiaogegediaozhebangbangtangdebangzichaowoditou,woyangtoudiaoguolai,zhualebaxianjincongtachangkaidelingkousaijinqu,haishunshoumolebarenjiadeyao。
嗯,六块腹肌。
yuyouningmudengkoudai:“nishoushenmecijile,budangguaiguaiqile?bupazhouqiyueshengqile?”
wochongtayixiao:“woshuowolianainaojuexinglenixinbu?”
yuyouningyaotou:“xingepi,juexingbulewufenzhong,zhouqiyueyitongdianhuaniyoudehuiqudangbaomu。”
“zheicishizhende。”wobalinshuhehuaiyundeshishuole。
yuyouningxiaohuajimiaohou,yangmeituqidedaxiao:“hahaha,dadehaodademiaodadeguaguajiao,zheicaishiworenshidemengfu,laohubufawei,linshuhezhenbanidangbingmaole,zheixiachangzidouhuiqingleba,benlaishuobuzhunnengjiezheduzishangweide,xianzaihaole,niyibazhangrangtayigeyuezaichuangshangdenulidoubaifeile。”
我:……
你还挺会骂人。
yuanzhucongqianpiqijiubuhao,shigejiaohengbahuzhibei,suoyiyuyouningsihaomeihuaiyiwo。
budebushuo,nenggenyuanzhuwanyikuaide,meijigezhangnaozide。
yuyouninghenweiwogaoxing,helebushao,woyeyiyang。
zhenghaizhe,yuyouningbaolejucukou。
我:“怎么了?”
“zheigebuyaoliandesibichi,tajuranbanidatahaitaliuchandeshibaolechuqu,xianzaihenduorendouzaimaniedu,shuonishibangdayuanyangdeeduyuanpei,shuonicaishixiaosan,yinweibubeiaidecaishixiaosan。linshuhezuocuoshenmele,tazhishibeizhouqiyuepianaieryi,jiuhuogaibeiyuanpeituixialoutishiquhaizima?wocao,zheisanguanbiwohaiwai。”yuyouningbashoujiduiguolairangwokan。
woyeshengqi:“nishuotajiushuota,buyaomawo。”
yuyouningyimeng:“womeimania,neixiedoushiwangyoumade。”
wo:“nimawoshibuyaoliandesibichi。”
yuyouningyibazhangpaiguolai:“niheduoleshiba,womingmingshimalinshuhezheizhongerenxiangaozhuangdexingwei。”
wo:“neinizheicihaizhenyuanwangtale,zheishishiwobaochuqude。”
“sha?”yuyouningdengyuanshuangyan,xintengdelaimowodetou:“baoa,wozhidaonishouweiqule,kezanyebunengganzheizhongshangdibabaizisunyiqiandeshia,nichouchouwangshangzheimasheng,zheifengxiang,mingxianshilinshuhemaileshuijun,xiangbanidingsizaieduyuanpeidebanzishanga。”
“niyouyuanwangtale。”wobikaitadeshou,xiao:“shuijunyeshiwomaide。”
yuyouningyanjingdengdegengda:“nifengle,zijichuiziji!”
wodangranmeifeng,yuanwenzhongzhouqiyueyinweizheishiyaogenyuanzhulihun,zheishizhouqiyuediyicitilihun,zhiqiandouzhishibalinshuheyangzaiwaimian,meixiangguolihun,bijingtamenshilianyin,lihunshijianshangjindonggudeshi,zhouqiyueyoubushizhensha。
linshuheyekanchulaizhouqiyuebuhuiweitalihun,caiyonghaizisuanjiwo,rangzhouqiyuechediyanewo,jinerlihun。
wozenmekenengranglinshuhedechangsuoyuan,bazhangworangtaruyuanaile,haiziyerangtaruyuanmeile,danhoumiandejuqingzenmezou,woshuolesuan。
“nizenmehaixiaodechulai,zheishishuoqinglejiushiyigebazhangdeshi,shuozhongle,keshiyaozuolaodeshi。”yuyouningdoutiwozheji。
woanfudepenglepengtadejiubei:“anxin,woyouhoushou。”
“niyoushenmehoushou?”yuyouningganjinwen。
woshenmiyixiao:“rangmashengxianfeiyihui。”
yuyouninghaixiangzhuiwen,woyibawuzhutadezui:“xu!”
shensesushadedashouxiankaixieduimiankazuodedanglian,jiangtuozhederendiujinqu。
neirenputongguidaoketou,yinleshengtaida,womeitingqingtashuodeshenme。
yewuxinquting,wodezhuyiliquanbeikazuoshangdenanrenxiyinle。
穿成炮灰前妻后,我向白月光宣战了