《修仙?我只想摸鱼!》 小说介绍
《xiuxian?wozhixiangmoyu!》zheibuxiaoshuogousibucuo,qianhuhouying,fengzhongzhuifengwenbihenhao,siweihuoyue,linxiaoyuwangmengshigaishudezhuyaorenwu,xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:“**!bie!”linxiaoyuhedechadianxintiaotingzhi,yegubushangyinnile,xiayishidijiushenshouquzhuaneizhizhaosidexiaodiao。……
《修仙?我只想摸鱼!》 第3章 免费试读
时间仿佛被冻结了。
qingyunzongwaimenxiaobideguangchangshang,luozhenkewen。suoyouweiguandizidebiaoqingdouningguzailianshang,zuibaweizhang,yanjingyuandeng,xiangshijitibeishiledingshenshu。
leitaishang,wangmengneiyunhanquanli、tuhuangselinglibaoguodequantou,jiuyingshengshengditingzhizailinxiaoyubijianqianyicunzhichu。quanfengshenzhichuidonglelinxiaoyueqianjigensanluandefasi。
erlinxiaoyu,duicihaowusuojue。
tasiyangbachaditangzaibinglengdeleitaidibanshang,xiongkousuizhejunyundehuxiweiweiqifu,biqianglifachuqingweierfuyoujiezoudehansheng。
“zzz…hu…zzz…”
zheishengyinzaijidujijingdeguangchangshang,xiandeyichangqingxi,shenzhidaizhedian…qieyideweidao?
wangmenglianshangdejirouchouchuzhe,congjizhidefennu,daocuoe,zaidaoyizhongbeichedixiuruhoudebuganzhixin,zuihouquanbuhuaweitaotiandenuhuo!
睡着了?!
zheigefeiwu!zheigelouyi!jingranzaizijidequanligongjixia…shuizhele?!
还他妈的打呼噜?!
qichidaru!zheijianzhishixiuxianjiegenguweiyoudeqichidaru!
“a——!!!”wangmengfachuyishengyeshoubandepaoxiao,lizhichedibeishaohui,“woshaleni!!”
tingzhidequantouzaicibaofachuxionghandeguangmang,yigengmengliedeshitou,henhenzaxianglinxiaoyuneizhanghaowufangbei、shenzhizuijiaosihuhaidaizheyisianxiang(?)shuiyidelian!
zheiyiquanruoshizashi,kongpajiubuzhishiduanjigenleigudewentile,naodaikaihuadoushiqingde!
taixiaxiangqiyipiandaoxilengqideshengyin,youxienvdizishenzhixiayishidiwuzhuleyanjing。
gaotaishangdeqingpaolaozhemeitouweibukechadizhouleyixia,danbingweichushouzuzhi。zongmenxiaobi,zhiyaobukeyixiashashou,shouzhongshangyeshichangshi。
yankancanjujiuyaofasheng——
raner,jiuzaiwangmengdequantoujijiangchupengdaopiroudeqianyichanei!
shushuizhongdelinxiaoyu,huranhaowuzhengzhaodi,rutongmengyibanzalezazui,ranhou…
jiqizirandixiangzuocefanlegeshen。
jiuxiangshishuizaichuangshangjuedezishibushufu,suiyididiaozhengleyixia。
dongzuobukuai,shenzhiyoudianlanyangyangdemantuntun。
danjiushizheiqiadaohaochudeyifanshen,rangtadenaodaiqiahaopianlileyuanbendeweizhi。
wangmengneihannuerfadezhongquan,xiezhepofengzhisheng,jihushicazhetadeerduo,henhendizazailetagangcainaodaizhenzhedeleitaidibanshang!
砰!!!
一声闷响!
suishifeijian!jianyingdeqingshibanleitai,jingranbeizheiyiquanzachulezhuwangbandeliehen,zhongxinchuhaiyouyigeqianqiandequanyin!
kexiangerzhi,zheiyiquanruoshidazairendetoushang,huishishenmehouguo。
yiquanluokong,judadefanzhenlirangwangmengdeshoubeiyizhenfama。tadengzheyanjing,kanzhekongkongruyedeyuandi,youkanlekanfanshenhoumianchaoziji、yijiuhanshengbuduan、shenzhishuidegengxiangdelinxiaoyu,zhenggerendoumengle。
又…又躲开了?!
haishiyongzheizhong…fanshendefangshi?!
巧合!一定是巧合!
“wobuxin!!”wangmengchedifengkuangle,shuangquanrutongjifengbaoyubanchaozhedishangdelinxiaoyufengkuangzaluo!
砰!砰!砰!砰!
leitaishangxiangqiyilianchuanmijidejidasheng。wangmengzhuangruofenghu,meiyiquandouyunhanzhetalianqiercengdequanbulingli,haobuliuqing。
然而…
诡异的一幕发生了。
shushuizhongdelinxiaoyu,fangfohuashenchengweiyitiaohuabuliushoudeniqiu,youxiangshizaimengyouyiban,zongshizaiqianjunyifazhiji,yiyizhongjiqibieniu、jiqinankan、queyoujiqiyouxiaodezishi,kankanduokaizhimingdegongji。
wangmengyiquanzaxiangtamianmen,tanaodaiyiwai,quantoucazhetaiyangxuezajindiban,ertazhishizhoulezhoubizi,fangfoxianchao。
wangmengyijiaocaixiangtaxiongkou,taxiangshishuilenglequansuoshentiban,suiyidituanshenyigun,neiyijiaojiucaikongzaitayewopangbiandekongchu。
wangmengyijishoudaopixiangtabojing,taqiahaoshenlegelanyao,shoubeixiangshangshuzhan,wuyizhongjiakailewangmengdeshouwan,daozhishoudaopiwai。
tashenzhizaishuimengzhongbajizhezui,dunangleyijuhanhubuqingdemenghua:“…hongshaorou…biepao…”
ranhouwuyishidiyidengtui,qiahaochuaizaiwangmengzhichengtuidexigaicemianruanroushang。
“aiyo!”wangmengcubujifang,xiaotuiyiruan,chadiandangchangguixiaqu,gongshidunshiyizhi。
erlinxiaoyu,dengwanneiyijiaohou,youmeishirenyiyangjixuhuhudashui,haishunbianyoudiaozhengleyixiazishi,bianchenglecewoquansuo,yizhishouhaidianzailelianjiaxiamian,sihushuidegengshufule。
zhenggeguangchang,yaquewusheng。
suoyourendoukanshale,danaochedidangji。
zhei…zheidaodishishenmeqingkuang?!
ruguoshuodiyiciduokaishiyunqi,diercishiqiaohe,neizheidisanci、disici…diwushucini?
meiyicidouxiandaojizhi,meiyicidouchazhihaoli,meiyicidouyongneizhongbukesiyide、wanquanbuxiangkeyiweizhidefangshiduokai!
zheijuebushilianqiyicengnengzuodaode!shenzhilianqisanceng、sicengdedizi,yeweibinengzaiwangmengrucifengkuangdegongjixiaruciqingsongxieyi…e,suirantadezishigen“qingsongxieyi”haobuzhanbian,danjieguojiushihaofawushang!
“ta…tadaodishizenmezuodaode?”yigedizinannanziyu,shengyinganse。
“bu…buzhidao…kanqilaijiuxiangzhendezaishuijue…”“keshuijuezenmekenengduokaigongji?zheishishenmeyaofa?”“nandaoshi…mengyoushengong?”
dizimenyilunfenfen,lianshangchongmanlezhenjinghebukesiyi。zhiqianneixiechaofenghexiluozaoyixiaoshibujian,querdaizhideshiyizhongjianleguibandebiaoqing。
gaotaishang,neiweiqingpaolaozheyuanbenpingjingwubodeyanmouzhong,zhongyufanqileyisimingxiandebolan。tademuguangjinjinsuodingzailinxiaoyushenshang,shouzhiqiaojixigaidesuduweiweijiakuai。
“wuyishi…bennengshanbi?”laozheyongzhiyouzijinengtingdaodeshengyindiyu,daizhenongnongdeyihuo,“kansihaowuzhangfa,pozhanbaichu,quezongnengqierugongshizuiboruodeyidian,yizuixiaodedongzuoguibizuidadeshanghai…zheixuyaohedengkongbudezhandouzhijueheduishijibawo?kecizimingmingzizhidilie,lingliweibo…”
“haishishuo…tazhendezhishizaishuijue?zheiyiqiedoushiqiaohe?”
laozhexiuxingjinbaizai,zirenjianshiguangbo,queyecongweijianguoruciguiyiliqidechangmian。
leitaishang,wangmengyijingkuaibeibifengle。
taqichuanruniu,etouqingjinbaoqi,hanliujiabei,tineidelinglizaifengkuanggongjixiaxiaohaojuda,yijingkuaiyaojiandi。
kedishangdeneigejiahuo!neigeyinggaibeizijiqingyiniansuidefeiwu!yijiushuidexiangtian!hanshengshenzhibigangcaigengxianglianggengyoujiezoule!
zijisuoyoudegongji,suoyoudenuli,douxiangshidazailekongchu,neizhongjizhidebiequhewuligan,jihurangtatuxue。
zuirangtabengkuideshi,duifangshenzhicongtoudaowei,lianyanjingdoumeizhengkaiguo!wanquanwushiletadecunzai!
zheizhongmieshi,birenhechaofengdougengrangtananyirenshou!
“qilai!nijiwoqilai!!”wangmengsihouzhe,shengyindouyouxieshaya,gongjikaishibiandezaluanwuzhang,pozhanbaichu。
raner,jiusuantaluchuzaidadepozhan,shushuizhongdelinxiaoyuyehaowufanying,zhishijixuzhetade“shuimiandaye”。
jiuzaizheishi,fuzejishidezhishidizikanleyiyangaotaishangdexianxiang,yangshenghandao:“yizhuxiangshijianyiguoban!”
zheihuarutongzhongchui,henhenqiaozaiwangmengxinshang。
shijianguoquyibanle!zijifeidanmeinengjiejuezheigefeiwu,fanerbeiduifangxiangshuahouyiyangxishua(suiranduifangkenenggenbenmeizheigeyisi)!
buxing!juebunengzheiyangxiaqu!
wangmengmengdihoutuiliangbu,qiangxingyaxiafeitengdeqixuehenuhuo,yanshenbiandexionghenerjuejue。tashuangshoumengdiheshi,tineishengyudesuoyoulinglihaowubaoliudifengkuangyongchu,zaixiongqianningju!
yiguyuanbizhiqianqiangdadelinglibodongkuosankailai!
taixiayourenjinghu:“shibengshanquan!wangmengzuiqiangdewuji!”“tajuranlianchengle?suiranzhishichuxing,danzheiweili…”“wanle,zheiyizhaofanweitaida,neixiaozijiusuanzainengduo,kongpaye…”
zhijianwangmengshuangquanzhishang,tuhuangsedeguangmangzhouranbiandenongyu,yinyinhuazuoyigemohudejushixuying,daizheyiguchenzhong、yayideqishi!
“linxiaoyu!jiwoqusi!bengshanquan!”
wangmengpaoxiaozhe,shuangtuimengdidengdi,zhenggerenrutonglixianzhijianbanchongchu,neishuangningjuletaquanbulilianghehenyidequantou,daizhebenglieshanshideweishi,hanranhongxiangdishangyijiuhanshuidelinxiaoyu!
zheiyiji,fugaifanweijida,jihufengsuolelinxiaoyusuoyoukenengshanbidekongjian!
yankanneikuangbaodequanyingjiuyaojianglinxiaoyucheditunshi——
也就在这一刻!
shushuizhongdelinxiaoyu,sihushiyinweiwangmengneiyishengyunhanlinglidepaoxiaotaiguochaonao,meitoujinjindizhouleqilai,lianshangluchujidubunaifandeshenqing,fangfozaizuoyigebeiegouzhuigandeemeng。
ranhou,zaiwushudaojinghaidemuguangzhushixia,tazuochuleyigerangsuoyourenxiabachadiandiaodaodishangdedongzuo。
tameiyouduoshan,meiyougedang。
而是…
jiqizirandi,youyouyouyicifanlegeshen。
这次是平躺改趴卧。
jiuxiangshishuixiangbuhaoderen,xianqizhentoubushufu,huanyibianlianpazheshui。
dongzuoyijiuneimesuiyi,neimemantuntun,shenzhidaizhedianqichuangqisideyonglan。
raner,jiushizheigejiandandaobunengzaijiandandefanshenpawo——
rangtaqiahaojiangzijizhenggeren,saijinlewangmengneishengshihairende“bengshanquan”lianggequanyingzhongjian,neiweiyiyisiweibuzudaode、jihushililuncunzaidegongjijianxili!
wangmengzheiningjulequanbuxinshenheliliangdeyiji,neishuangzuyikaibeilieshidequantou,jiuzheimecazhelinxiaoyudehoubeihe**,henhendizazailekongchu!
轰!!!
巨大的爆鸣声响起!
leitaijuliezhendong!yiwangmengshuangquanluodianweizhongxin,dapiandeqingshibanhongransuilie,yanchenmiman!
qiangdadefanshilichuanlai,wangmengzhijuedeshuangbeijutong,xiongkouyimen,houtouyitian,chadianyikouxuepenchulai。taliangqiangzhexiangqianpudao,mianqiangyongshouchengzhudimian,caimeiyoushuaigegouchishi。
而他身后…
linxiaoyuyijiuananwenwendipazaineili,shenzhihaiwuyishidijuelejue**,diaozhengdaoyigegengshufudezishi。wangmengneiquanliyijidaiqidejingfeng,zhishichuidongletahuibuyishandexiabai,lianyidianpidoumeicapo。
youyutashipazhedezishi,lianjiatiezaibingliangdedibanshang,zuijiaobushoukongzhidizhangkai…
一滴…两滴…三滴…
qingchejingying、shenzhihailazheyisixixiandekoushui,huanhuandicongtazuijiaoyichu,diluozaileitaibinglengdedimianshang,liuxialesanxiaokuaishensedeshuizi。
ding!jiancedaosuzhuchenggongyuleitaihanshuiyizhuxiangshijian!ding!jiancedaosuzhuchenggongliuchukoushui,dishu:sandi!xinshourenwu:shouzhangaojie(shui)yiwancheng!jianglifafangzhong…《shuimengluohanquan》(rumenpian)yichuanshuzhisuzhuyishihai…
xitongdetishiyinzailinxiaoyunaohaishenchuxiangqi。
danshushuizhongdetahaowufanying,zhishizalezazui,fangfomengdaoleshenmehaochidedongxi,zuijiaoneimoanxiang(?)dexiaoronggengjiamingxianle。
烟尘缓缓散去。
leitaishangdejingxiangzhujianqingxi。
wangmengdanxiguidi,shuangshouchengzaidishang,dakoudakoudichuanzhecuqi,liansecangbai,hanruyuxia,shuangbeihaizaiweiweizhandou,xianranshilinglihaojinqieshoulefanshi。
erlinxiaoyu,pazaitabuyuanchu,shuidezhengxiang,hanshengyouzhang,zuijiaoguazhejingyingdekoushui,shenxiahaiyousandixinxiandeshuizi。
chucizhiwai,leitaizaiwudisangezhanzhederen。
gaotaishangdexianxiang,qiahaozaicishi,ranjinlezuihouyisi,xianghuidieluo。
死寂。
前所未有的死寂。
suoyourendouxiangshibeiqiazhulebozideyazi,fabuchurenheshengyin。tamendemuguangzaiwangmenghelinxiaoyuzhijianlaihuiyidong,chongmanlehuangmiu、zhenhan、yijiyizhongwufalijiedemangran。
这…这算谁赢了?
anzhaoguize,yizhuxiangshijiandao,linxiaoyumeiyoubeidaxialeitai,yemeiyoushiquyishi(suirantakanqilaixiangshishiquleyishi,danhanshengzhengmingtahuodehaohaode)…shenzhihai…liugoulekoushui?
erwangmeng,mingxianshilijiele。
zhishidiziyemengle,zhangzhezui,bantianbuzhidaogairuhexuanbujieguo,zhinengxiayishidikanxianggaotaishangdeqingpaolaozhe。
qingpaolaozhehuanhuanzhanqishen,muguangfuzadikanleyiyanleitaishanghuhudashuidelinxiaoyu,youkanleyiyanlangbeibukan、yanshenkongdongdewangmeng,qingqingtanlekouqi。
“yizhuxiangshijiandao。”laozhedeshengyinpingjingdichuanbianguangchang,“linxiaoyu,sheng。”
轰!
zheisangezirutongtourugunyouzhongdebingkuai,shunjianrangsijideguangchangzhakaileguo!
“sheng…shengle?zhendeyingle?”“shuizhele…liuzhekoushui…yingle?”“zhei…zheizenmekeneng?!”“wangmengshixiongjingran…shule?”“tadaodishizenmezuodaode?!”
jinghusheng、zhiyisheng、huaranshengrutonghaixiaobanxiangqi,suoyoudizidougandaozijiderenzhishoudaoleqiansuoweiyoudechongji。
ertaishang,tingdaopanjuedewangmeng,mengditaiqitou,lianshangxuesejinshi,yanzhongchongmanlequru、buganhenanyizhixin。
“wo…womeishu!tazuobi!tashiyaofa!”wangmengzhengzhazhexiangzhanqilai,queyinweituolihefanshi,youliangqiangleyixia。
laozhedandandipieletayiyan:“zhongmukuikui,helaiyaofa?shulebianshishule,xiuyaohuyan,xiaquhaoshengdiaoxi。”
laozhedeshengyinbuda,quedaizheburongzhiyideweiyan。wangmenghunshenyizhan,shengxiadehuaquandouduzailehoulongli,tasisidiyaozheya,zuizhongwubiyuandudidengledishangyijiuhanshuidelinxiaoyuyiyan,liangliangqiangqiang、shihunluopodizouxialeleitai。
laozheyoujiangmuguangtouxianglinxiaoyu,yanshenbiandegengjiashensui。
“jiangta…taixiaqu,rangtahaosheng…xiuxi。”laozheduipangbiandezhishidizifenfudao,yuqiyouxieguguai。
liangmingzhishidizimianmianxiangqu,zuizhongzhinengyingzhetoupizoushangleitai,xiaoxinyiyidikaojinlinxiaoyu。
tamenchangshizheqingshenghuhuan:“linshidi?linshidi?bishijieshule,niyingle…”
“Zzz…呼…”
huiyingtamendezhiyoujunyundehanshenghe…youyidijijiangdiluodekoushui。
liangmingzhishidizietoumaochuheixian。zuizhong,tamenzhihaoyirenyibian,xiaoxinyiyidijiaqilinxiaoyudegebo,jiangtataixialeitai。
jishibeijiazhe,linxiaoyuyemeiyouxinglaidejixiang,naodaidalazhe,shuangtuiruanmianmiandituozaidishang,shuideneijiaoyigeshenchen。
suoguozhichu,weiguandedizimenfenfenxiayishidirangkaidaolu,yongyizhonghunhezhejingqi、huangmiu、shenzhihaiyouyisijingweideyanshen,musongzhezheigeyirucifeiyisuosifangshihuoshengdejiahuobeitaizou。
jintianfashengdeyiqie,zhudingyaochengweiqingyunzongwaimenjiujiuliuchuandechuanshuo。
erwomendezhujiaolinxiaoyu,zaibeitaiquxiuxichudelushang,mimihuhuzhong,ganjuezijideyishibeilaruleyigeqimiaodedifang。
tafangfozhanzaiyipianyunwuliaoraozhizhong,yanqianyouyigemohudejinserenying,zhengzaihuanhuandazheyitaokansihuanmanwuli、ruanmianmian、rutongzuihanxinaobandequanfa。
neiquanfashierruluohanhanshui,shierrulanlvdagun,shieryouruyingershenzhan,kansipozhanbaichu,haowuweili,queyouyinyinanhemouzhongxuanmiaodezhili。
yitaoquanfadawan,jinserenyingxiaosan,huazuowushujinsedeguangdian,rongrutadeyishishenchu。
《睡梦罗汉拳》…
linxiaoyuzaimengzhongzalezazui,fanlegeshen,jixutadechunqiudameng。
tawanquanbuzhidao,taganggangzaiguimenguanqiantiaoleyizhizenyangdetitawu,gengbuzhidao,tazheichang“shouzhangaojie(shui)”,zaiwaimenxianqilehedengdebolan。
tazhizhidao,zheiyijue,shuidezhenshufua…
jiushidibanyoudianying,koushuiyoudianliang。
修仙?我只想摸鱼!