《我演个九千岁,你们说我真阉了?》 小说介绍
wodemofapingjingxinchuangzuode《woyangejiuqiansui,nimenshuowozhenyanle?》shiyibukourenxinxiandedoushixiaoshuo。gushiyizhujiaochenmingdajindechengzhangweixiansuo,tongguodutedexushufangshihelingrennanyiyuliaodejuqing,dailingduzhetansuolerenxing、mingyunheziyouyizhidefuzaguanxi。wushuzhidaosunjiankuishuodao,tashixuketeyizhaolaidedongzuozhidao,zaixiangjiangneibiandiweihengao,tongyangqinglaidehaiyouyuanbinhelanhaihan,buguohou……。
《我演个九千岁,你们说我真阉了?》 第2章 免费试读
biyanhuchenmingkanle,bushishenmegudong,gengxiangshixitongequweidiujizijidegongyipinbaijian。
chenmingbiyidekanleyiyanliangben《nanrenzhuang》,yiyaoyayiduojiao,haishixianshoudaochoutiliba。
冰冰误我!
chenmingshoushihaoxinshen,zhongxinzuodaozhuoziqian,tankaizijidebijiben,anzhaozijidejiyiliechujinqidedianying。
“太监……”
“xianzaishi2010nian8yue,wohaoxiangjidezheigeshihou《longmenfeijia》huiguolaixuanjiao。”
zheipianzijiangdeshimingchaoxianzongnianjiandongxichanghejianghuxiakezhijiandegushi,hezijizhengheshi!
erqiedaoyanshixiangjiangdaoyanxukehezhangzhiliang。
xulaoguaizibubishuo,zhangzhiliangpaiguo《zuihouyigetaijian》。
zheizhuanyebushiduishangkoule?
suishuozheipianzishizaihebeideyingshijidipaide,dandangdiqunyanchubeibuzu,chenmingjide《longmenfeijia》dejuzulaiguohengdiantiaotexingyanyuan。
“就是你了!”
chenminghuifuzhengchangzhihou,momochouwanyizhiyan,yayizhuzijixinzhongdexiongyong,botongledajindedianhua。
“喂,大金哥!”
dajingedepoluosangzichuantoudianbo:“nixiaozibashengdaipile?zheidongjingganshangmeichaofenglianjiuyinzhenjingle!”
chenmingyileng,mashangqingqingsangzidao:“gangxuechangxini,meihuanguolai。”
“huo,nizheikezhenshijiduobuyashen,zheiliangtiantiantere,kebuhaochuhuo……”
dajinzaidianhuaneitoushuodao。
“bushichugongdeshi,woxianggennidatingdianershi,youmeiyoushenmejuzuguolaitiaotaijian?”
陈鸣问道。
zhisuoyibuzhijieshuoshi《longmenfeijia》,shiyoudejuzuyinweibaomiyuanyin,xuanjiaoshihuisuibianqigeluanqibazaodemingzi。danxinduifangyouyilou,suoyicairuciwen。
“nixiaozixinga,ertingbafang,zheihengdiandehuobugounipaoshiba?”
dajinzaidianhualihaoshuangdexiaodao,“haizhenyou,qianliangtiangangguolaide……jiushixuanyixieyouzhanzhengxiguzhuangxijingyande,haiyoutaijian。
bushiwoshuo,niyanshitigentaijiansuishuoshibudeyi,keniyantaijiandeshuipingzaizanmenqunyanlineishiyouyanwuzhude。”
chenmingzuijiaochouchoudedao:“ge,neishiyoumugongdu。”
“chaqiubuduo,qishiniqushishiyexing,zheihuobenhebeile,shuobudingzaineiyoushiyifantiandini?”
“duifangshuomeishuozijishishenmejuzu?”
陈鸣确认道。
“meishuo,buguowotingzheyoujigerenshixiangjiangneibiandekouyin。nizhidaonijingeyueyushuipingzenmeyang,kendingbuhuitingcuo。”
chenmingxianzaidounengxiangxiangdaodajinzheihuichuanzheheiduanxiuqiazheyaobaizheshoudejiaoaomoyang。
dianhualixiangqizhizhangfandongdeshengyin。
“wojinikanle,mingtianyizao,xishangjiudiannei,zheibangrenbushizanmenzheide,niyongnizijishenfenjiuxing!
eisuanle,zheimezhaoba,wozaiqqqunliwenwenyoumeirenganxingqude,womingtianyedaijigeguoqu!”
chenmingwenyanxinlibujinyouxiewennuan,yushidao:“jinge……”
“nibenggenwolaizheitao,nishibushizhuomozhexuanshangleburangwochoucheng?wogennishuonixiaozixiangdoubiexiang!”
“xingxing,zheiciduojinichoudian!”
“zheihaichabuduo!meibiedeshiguaqiule!”
dianhuaguaduan,chenmingxilekouqi。
laojinna,zheifuguinisuanshijiezhule,gemenyihoubidainifei!
翌日上午。
zheibiandeshijingjihudoushizaihengdiandejigejiudianlijinxing,zheixiejiudianwaimiankanzhepopolanlande,qishilimiandezhuangxiudaohaixing,dangran,xiaoyirenbutiao,dayirenzhunbeideqiquan。
“大金哥!”
dajinchuanlegexiongqianyinzheguccidalogodeheiseduanxiu,xiamianbaiseduanku,bozizheshangguazheyigejinlianzi,shuzhedabeitouzhengzaigenzijidaidequnyanmenshuohua。
kandaochenmingzhihoutabaibaishou,shiyichenmingguolai。
“nixiaozi......”
dajinxianshizuoyoukankan,zaiqunyanxianmujidudeyanshenzhonglazhetadaoleyipang。
“zhengle?nibushishuodangyanyuanbunengzhengma?nizainazuode?”
大金看着陈鸣道。
“我没整啊?”
陈鸣无奈。
“gengehaibushuoshihua。”
tachuilechenmingyiquandao,“bieshuo,haitingziran,gengshuaile!”
shuowandajinchaozhehoumianyihuishou,jiuxianggeshehuidageyiyangzhaohuzhetadaide5gerenyiqizoujinjiudian,shijingshizaijiudianbalou,juzudenianqinggongzuorenyuanzaidiantikoudengzhe。
diantimendakai,qishijiushishijingdekaishi。
dajinxiangshibeiandonglekaiguanyiyanglimaweiweiwanyao,shenchushuangshouxiangqian,lianshangdaizhereqingqinjindexiaorongdao:“liudao!hai,zenmehaiqinzilaijiele?”
bengguanshishei,juzuliderenjiaodaozongmeicuo。
neinianqingrenbeidajinjiaodeyouxiebuhaoyisi,huangmangbaishoushiyizijizhishigegongzuorenyuan。
“ninzheimenianqingjiuzaizheimehaodejuzuli,qiantuwulianga!lailailai!”
tayibianshuoyibianconghoumianjieguoyigeheisesuliaodaidileguoqu,buyoufenshuodesaidaonianqingrendeshouli:“niqiaoqiao,woshouxiadezheijigetiaojiandoutinghaoba?”
chenmingyikanneisuliaodaijiuzhidaolimiangujishiyan,tazheihuiyetingxiongtaitou,mushiqianfang,zhanshizhezijidetiaojian。
“shibucuo,gegedoujingshen,neizanmenjinqu?”
“chengcheng,wojiuzaiwaimiandengzhe,baituoninle。”
dajinzaiciwanyaoxiaodao,suihouyizhuantou,“dougenzheliudaoqushijingba!haohaobiaoxian,biejizanmenliudaodiuren!”
beichengzuoliudaodenianqingrenzaicidaliangleyixiazheijigequnyan,zuizhongmuguangluozaichenmingshenshang,yandiyouzheyisijingyan。
“nizhanzaidiyige,genwozouba。”
tashuoyiju,ranhoudaizhezhongrenlaidao8loudeyijianhuiyishimenkou。
huiyishidedamenguanzhe,zhishimenshangtiezhebaizhi,shangmianxiezhe“shijingting”,meibiaomingjuzu,shineibiandefengge。
dagaidenglebangexiaoshi,houmianlaiderenyeyuelaiyueduo,zoulangliyeyuefacaoza。
xuduorenweiweiwanyaokaoqiangzhanzhelvezuoxiuxi,zhiyouchenmingyizhiyaogantingdebizhi,taweiheshuangmu,yijingzaijinruzhuangtaile。
“ei,nikanqianmiantouyige,zhenshuaia!”
“shuaiyoushayong?zheimejinianliangeqianjingdoumeikaoshang。”
“zheinijiubuzhidaoleba!”
liangrenxiaoshengtaolunzhe,lingyigerenyejiaruletamenzhizhong,“zheirenjiaochenming,zaoxienianjiushiteyuele,haijinguozhangyimoudezu!”
“huo,neitaxianzaizenmehunchengzheiyang?”
mingxianshihengdianlaopiaorenshichenmingdeneigenianlingshaodaderenxianshikanleyiyanqianmiandechenming,ranhouyadishengyindao:“dezuirenlebei,peilaobanchifanbanlupaole,jineiquntougenlaobandoudezuile。zheiliangnianyaobushidajindaizheta,zaojiuzaihengdiankanbujianzheiyihaorenle。”
“neiweishapaoa?duohaodejihuia?”
“renjiaqinggaobei,juedezijishikebanchushen,youshangledajuzu,piaole!”
laopiaoyongyizhongjinhunengduanshengsidedudingyuqipingjiadao,yanjingliquanshibuxie。
“yaoshizhenyoubenshi,genzanmenqiangshenmefanwana?”
tamenshengyinbuda,kepangbianxiaofanweiderenjihudounengtingjian,tamenzheibangrenkaishicongshenhoubuzhudedaliangzhechenmingdebeiying,neibeiyingyijiutingba。
cishiqianmiandechenmingyijiuchenjinzaizijideshijieli,duitalaishuocishinengjinru《longmenfeijia》caishiyidengyidedashi,tadeyinxianglizheipianzilimiandongxichangdetaijianyoubushao,erqiexuduodouyoutaici,zheicaishitadewutai。
至于那些流言蜚语?
jiangjunyoujian,buzhancangying!
“lai,nimenzheizuren,genwojinlai!jiujinbage!”
zhiqiandaizhechenmingtamenguolaidenianqingrenzhaohuleyisheng,chenmingyanjingshunjianzhengkai,neinianqingrenchazheshu,shugoulebagerenzhihouzaiciguanshangdamen。
chenmingyezaiqizhong,genzhezhongrenzoujinxiaohuiyishi,yingruyanliandejiushiduizhetamenzheixierendeyitaisheyingji,houmianyouyipaizhuozi,zhuozihoumianzuozhejigezhongnianren。
“zhangzhiliang!tazenmehaiqinzilaile?”
zheizhongxiaoshiyibandoushipaiyigexuanjiaodaoyanguolaijiuxingle,nahuirangtaqinziguolai?
kejihuiyanchouzhejiuzaiyanqian,chenmingziranbuhuifangguo,zhongrenzoudaodishangtiezhedelvseshizibiaochuzhanding。
“自我介绍。”
有剧务开口道。
qianmianzuozhedejigerenlianyanpidoumeitaiyixia,yirenshoulinazheyidiezhaopian,buzhudefanyuezhe。
“geweidaoyanhao,wojiaoxukang,jinnian25sui。shengao178,tizhong140......laishijingtaijian!”
jieshaowanzhihoumeirenhuiyingta,zheirenyebuganga,zhijieshangqiankaishibiaoyanqiletaijianzoulu,jiushidizhetoumaozheyao,lianshangdaizheqianbeitaohaodexiaorong。
zhuozihoumiandeyigerenjiutaiyankanleyixia,suihoujixuditoumangzhezijideshi。
pangbiandejuwugenbenmeikanzheigemianshideren,ershiyizhidingzheqianmiandejigedage,jiantamenmeishenmefanying,tajishichuyandaduandao:“haole!xiayige!”
yinweichenmingshixianjinlaide,tazhanzaizuilimian,paizaizuihouyige。
dajiaduiyumianshidaoyanmeishenmefanyingzaoyijingsikongjianguan,fanzhengwoyanhaowozijidejiuxing,nandaohaizhiwangrenjiajiniguzhangjiaohao?
7geren,budao5fenzhong,mashangjiulundaolechenming。
还真就是这么快。
“geweidaoyanhao,wojiaochenming,biyeyubeijingdianyingxueyuan.......”
chenmingshuodaozheili,qianmianyourentaiyankanletayixiahouxiguanxingdedixiatou,xuanjihuranzaicitaitou,taitousudubizhiqiankuaileyibei,zizixixidekaishidaliangzhechenming。
“jinnian22sui,shengao186,tizhong150,jintianlaishijingdejiaoseshitaijian。”
chenmingshuowanzaiciwanyaoshenshenjugong,dengtataitoushifaxianduimiandejigedaoyandouyijingtingxialeshoulidedongzuo,yanjingdingzheziji。
neiyanshen......zenmegenfeigenzijichifandedajiejieside?
youleqianmianjigerendejingyan,chenmingzheishihouyebudengtamendefanying,ziguzidekaishibiaoyanqilai。
tashoujianhanxiong,bojingweisuo,jianbeigoulouxialai,xiangqiankuaizoujibu,bufaxiaoerjicu,quemeishenmeshengyin,fangfoxieditiezhedimianhuaxingyiban。
xingzoushishangbanshenlveweiqiantan,shikezhunbeiwanyaotingming,shixiandichui,shuangshoujiaodieyushenqian,zhijianxiangneijuanqu。
“好了!”
zheicichushengdaduanchenmingdebushijuwu,ershiqianmiandezhangzhiliang。
taweiweimiyankanzhechenming,sihushizaizuzhizhecuoci。
“nizhei......shuyushijiaxue?”
我演个九千岁,你们说我真阉了?