《老公忙着幽会,我忙着离婚》 小说介绍
zailaogongmangzheyouhui,womangzhelihunzhong,chenjiayishenzhinianluwanqingshiyiweichongmanmeilihejiandingderenwu。chenjiayishenzhinianluwanqingkefuleshenghuozhongdecuozheyukunnan,tongguonuliyujianchizuizhongshixianlezijidemengxiang。lingyuntongguoxinidemiaoxiehejincoudeqingjie,jiangchenjiayishenzhinianluwanqingdechengzhanggushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。“bujiushiyinweiwanqingrangniguominlema?wochugechahaizhuanmenjinimailiwule,zheiyigeyueshijiannidoumeilengjingxialai?”……bijiangjiduzhedailaiwujindegandongheqishi。
《老公忙着幽会,我忙着离婚》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
jiehunwuzhounianjinianri,shenzhiniandiyicijiwosongleshumeigui。
huaxiangzuanjinwobixideneiyike,woguomindaojinhuxiuke。
dengwodawanguominzhenhuijia,quekandaoluwanqingchuanzhewodeshuiqun,diezuozaishenzhinianhuaili。
lianggerenlianshangfanzhebuzhengchangdechaohong,zaikandaowohougengshilizhiqizhuang。
“womeimeiyoubuzhidaonihuafenguomin,renjiahaoxinjinijingxi,nibulaiganen?”
“我们离婚吧。”
huayinluoxia,wojiangnihaodelihunxieyirengjileshenzhinian。
bijingtamenshiduihaoxiongmei,buruwochengquantamen,yehaoqinshangjiaqin。
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“woele,kuaiquzuofan。”
shenzhinianzaihuijia,shiyigeyuezhihou。
woyiweizaiwotilihunhou,shenzhinianhuijiadiyijianshijiushihewobanlihun。
keshi,tabayitaohufupinfangdaowoyanqian:
“songnideliwu,quanshiwoqinshouxuande。”
taneixiesuoweideliwu,woyijingzailuwanqingdepengyouquankandaotu,bijingzheiyigeyuetadouzaipeizheluwanqingyoushanwanshui。
xixindewoshenzhizaineixieliwushang,kandaoshenzhiniandiaokedeluwanqingdemingzi。
zheibuguo,shibeiluwanqingtiaoshengxiadeliwu。
jiuxiangwoyiyang,yeshibeishenzhinianxuanshengxiade。
woheshenzhinianjiehunwunian,yizhienaihexie,zhidaoshenzhiniandebabaquleluwanqingdemama。
meiyouxueyuanguanxidexiongmei,rijianshengqingdaorenrenwuhuidenannvpengyouguanxi。
shenzhinianquezongshuo,tamenzhishiqinren。
yinweishiqinren,suoyinapazaishenyeyeyaopaoxiawo,quzhaoluwanqing。
wozuozaishafashang,lanlandekanletayiyan,bingmeiyouxiangwangchangneiyangjingxidibenshangqu,zaimabutingtiquchufangjitazuofan。
shenzhinianjianwobantianbudong,dunshixiumeijincu:
“woele,nimeitingdaoma?”
“woyoubushichushi,nielewonengzenmeban?”
wodeshengyinpingwen,haowuxiaobiezhongfengdebolan。
shenzhiniandelianseshashijiangying:
“nihaizaizuoyaoshima?”
“bujiushiyinweiwanqingrangniguominlema?wochugechahaizhuanmenjinimailiwule,zheiyigeyueshijiannidoumeilengjingxialai?”
kanlai,tashibudong,woweihehuishengqi。
tayiweijiwoyigeyuedeshijian,zugourangwozaishoujinlengmohou,jixutianzhelian**desihouta。
bijing,lengzhanshishenzhiniandenashouhaoxi。
ruguotadangzhenshiyigerenchucha,shiweilegongzuoerlengluowo,guitiantayouhefang?
kexi,tabuzhidao,luwanqingbatamenzheiyigeyuedexingcheng,quandoufenxiangzaiweiboshangle。
shenzhiliantadeweibozhanghaodoushiluwanqingqinziyongmoshenghaomafasongjiwode。
tamenyeyeshenggedeyigeyueli,woyigerentangzaiyiyuanrenshouzhebingtongdezhemo。
woturanxiangqi,neixiezhaopianli,shenzhiniandeshouzhishangdaidebushihunjie,ershiheluwanqingtongkuandeduijie。
yushiwojiangshixianluozaishenzhinianshouzhishang,zhongzhineilihaiyouquandandandehenji。
kanlaitacaiquxialaibujiu。
“我没有生气。”
shenzhiniansaolewoliangyan,faxianwozhendepingjingrushui,meiyourenheyuanqi。
taxiuzhangdegebojiangwolanruhuaizhong,“haole,quzuofanba,dabulemingnianjinianriwomenhaohaoguo。”
takaojinwoshishenshangruoyouruowudexiangshui,rangwodehuxibuchang。
neishiluwanqingaiyongdexiangshuiweier。
wowuzhubizi,huanhuankaikou:
“elenizijixiangbanfa。”
benlaihaizainierouzhewoyaozhideshenzhinian,tingxialeshouzhongdedongzuo。
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shenzhiniansongkaiwohou,zhuanshenjiangzhuozishangdehufupinrengdaodishang。
pingzizaxiangdiban,suipiansixiafeijian。
xiangjilewomenbukanyijidehunyin。
tajugaolinxiadikanlewoyiyan,suihoulengshengwenwo:
“zuihouyicijihui,niquedingbuquzuofan?”
zheishitazaijiwotaijiexia,wangchangwojuebuhuibataredaozheigefenshang。
sihoushenzhinian,woshitaquanziliwenmingde“tiangouyijie”,suijiaosuidao。
zheigejijufengcihewuruxingdeminghao,wotanranjieshou。
cengjingdewoheshenzhinianganqingtianmi,woyagenbuzaihuzheixiechenghao。
keshirujin,wobuxiangtianle。
wopieleyiyanzaibaonubianyuandeshenzhinian,xunsuyaotou。
“nikeyirangluwanqingjinizuofan。”
zheihuawuyidianranle**,shenzhiniansuishounaqichajishangdeliangcha,yonglipozaiwoshenshang:
“chenjiayi,wokanwoxuyaorangniqingxingqingxingle。”
liangchashunzhexiongkouwangxiadiluo,shidadadezhangxiurangwojidubushi。
zaiwojuanqixiuzishi,shenzhinianmianrongyouyishundaileng,suijinubukee:
“niyoubingba,geboshanghailianshangbazhuangdouhuashangle?guoliangtianjiushiwoerzishengri,nishixiangyongzheizhongxiazuoshouduan,laiboquzhongrentongqing?”
yuanlai,tazhisuoyihuilai,bushiyinweiwannile,shihaixiangqizijiyougeshengmubuxiangdeerzi。
tacierdeshengyin,rangwodeermojijinchuankongbandetong。
youhuozhe,shixintong,cairangquanshennanadouteng。
cengjing,weilejitazhufan,buxiaoxintanggehongdian,douhuibaozhewoxintengdenanren,zhongjiushixiaoshile。
hetaduiwodeai,yiqixiaoshile。
wodanrandenaqizhijin,qingqingcashishenshangdeshui,pengdaoshangkou,qingbuzijindedaoxiqi。
“wobuxuyaorenherentongqing,youqishini。”
wodechenshuju,luozaishenzhinianerduoli,chengleyinyangguaiqi。
“haoachenjiayi,niyaonaoshiba?neiqiuqiudeshengriyanhui,nibiecanjiale。”
tazongshizheiyang,sanyanliangyujiuyongerzilaiweixiewo。
woheqiuqiuganqingshenhou,kebushitasuiyitiaobojiuyouyongde。
“woqinshouyangdadeerzi,lunbudaonititazuojueding!”
shenzhinianbuaiwomeisuowei,qiuqiukendingshixiwangwohetayiqiguoshengride。
wolianshangqingbuzijinyangqicimurouqing。
yexushiwoxiaodetaiguodeyi,shenzhinianjiwodoutoujiaolepenlengshui:
“nishibushiwangle,qiuqiukehenimeibanmaoqianguanxi!”
dangniantabeirenxiatao,zuijiuhouyoubeirentaijinjiudian,yaoleyidabiqian。
neishihoutagangjieguangongsi,yebugandazhangqiguquchazheijianshi。
dengdaoyinianhou,yourennimingsonglaiyigeyinger,qinzijiandinghou,zhengshitadehaizi。
gupiaoyinweizheijianchouwendadie,tapeideqingjiadangchan,zailoudingyaotiaolou,zhenghaopengshangwozailoudingfangfeng。
wotongtagaobai,gengshiguqiyongqiqianzhetadeshouqumianduiwaijiedebaofengyu。
shenzhijiehunhou,woaiwujiwu,jiangqiuqiushiweiqinshenggurou。
keshiwoduitaheqiuqiudeaiyubaorong,rujinjingchengletashanghaiwodeliqi!
tazheishizaichaofengwoshangganzhedanghoumama?
“nishuodedui,fanzhengyeyaolihunle,buruniqujiqiuqiuzhaogexinma,yaoburanbataqinmazhaochulaiyexing!”
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yexushimeixiangdaowohuizuochuzheiyangchuhuyiliaodefengcixingwei,rangshenzhinianmeifanyingguolai。
tazhawoxin,woyehuichuotafeiguanzi,dangniandeshi,jiushitadewudian!
zheixienian,woyizhixiaoxinhehuta,yongaiziyangta,congbutiqizheijianshi。
rujin,wodouzheimechuotale,takendinghuikuangnudaoliketongwolihunde。
wojihuyijingnaobudaobaofengyulailindechangjing,shenzhinianquesisiyaozhechunbudong。
wozhilezhizhuoshangdelihunxieyi,manhuaiqidaidedijitayizhibi,tabujie。
tazhishibunaifandezouxianglechufang。
zaibabingxiangshangxiafanlegebiandoumeifaxiankeyichicaishi,shenzhiniandenuhuozaiyedoubuzhule:
“chenjiayi!nizheiyigeyueganmaqule,bingxiangdoubeinitaokongle!nishicunxinbuxianghaohaoguoleshima?”
wojuedeyoudianhaoxiao,nandaotahaixiangtongwohaohaoguo?
“woyizhizaidengnihuilailihun!”
weilebaozhengtaeleyidingyouchide,gongzuofanmangdewo,meitiandoujiangbingxiangsaidemanmandangdang。
ganggangchutanilintabulihun,xianzaibingxiangkongle,zhibuguoshiwochehuileyidiandiandeai,taquefanuheshiwang。
wodehua,huidangzaijijingdeketing。
zheixia,gaoaorutazonggaitongyiqianzileba?
tazaiwoyinqiedemuguangxia,naonudezhuaqibi,quezaiqianmingchujiujiubudong。
我甚至有心情打趣:
“lilehun,nizhenghaohe**meigengqinjin。”
shenzhiniantuwudejianglihunxieyisilegexilan。
“yuanlai,niyaolihunjiushichiculebei!woshuoguowushuci,woheluwanqingjiushimeiyouxueyuanguanxideqinren!”
zaiwoaonaozijibugaizuiqianshi,shenzhiniandeshipin**xiangqi。
“baba,woxiangyaoyijianshengriliwu!”
tingdaoqiuqiuruannuodeshengyin,wodexinshunjianrouchengyitanshui。
woyanbabadeshenzhangboziqukanshenzhiniandeshoujijiemian,taquehenhendengwoyiyan,bashoujichedibeiduizhewole。
shengbingdezheiyigeyue,wopahedaoqiuqiu,doubugantongtashipin。
xianzaitingdaotadeshengyin,woyijingkezhibuzhuxianglikequbatajiehuijiale。
“baobei,zhiyaonixiangyaode,babadoumanzu!”
“baba,woxiangranglugugujiwodangmama!tabimamayouquduole!”
worouruandexin,shashijiangying。
wochadianwangle,luwanqingshishenfuxinrenlaopodenver。
mingyishang,luwanqingyushenzhinianshiyijiaren。
erwodeerzi,cikejiuyangzailujiadayuanli。
luwanqingqiaowoqiangjiaojiusuanle,xianzailianwoerzidouyaoqiang!
“baobei,mamakebunengluanrendee!guoliangtian,wohemamayiqijiniguoshengri,haobuhao?”
tingdaoshenzhiniantiqiwozheigemama,beiqiuqiuzhashangdexin,youhuoleguolai。
womanhuaiqidaidexiangtingdaoqiuqiudehuanhu。
keshiqiuqiudahanleqilai:
“wobuyao!wobuxihuanmamale!nainaishuo,mamabuaiwolecaibawodiujita。”
dangchujiushidanxinzijizhuyuanshoushu,meifazhaoluhaoqiuqiu,caizhaolegejiekourangshenjiajieshouzhaoluqiuqiu。
jieguo,caiduanduanyigeyue,tajiuburenwole。
“suoyi,woyaoranggugudangwomama!”
tongyanwuji,quezuyirangworuzhuibingjiao。
guoranbushiqinshengde,zaizenmeyang,yeyangbushu!
gengzhaxindeshi,shenzhinianxiaozhedayingleqiuqiudeyaoqiu:
“jiranbaobeizheimexihuangugu,neiwomenjiuranggugujiqiuqiudangganma!”
wodexinqingjiurutongzuoguoshanche。
cike,lianrendaichedierugudi。
ershenzhiniandeyuguangzhengpiezhewo,manshitiaoxin。
 
                 老公忙着幽会,我忙着离婚
                                老公忙着幽会,我忙着离婚