《醉酒喊错老公后,我的人生开了挂》 小说介绍
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tayibianpaizhezhuozi,yibiandashengshuodao:“haha,shiyujiezheishixiangzhuiluzongxiangfengle。
”tadehuaxiangshiyibahuo,dianranlezhouweitongshimendereqing,dajiafenfenfuhezhe,xiaoshengzaibaoxianglihuidang。
lutingandelianseshunjianbiandeyinchenwubi,tademeitoujinjinzhouzaiyiqi,yanshenzhongtouluchufennuhebuman。
talenglengdikanzhewo,yuqizhongdaizheyisiyane,chizedao:“zuibadouguanbuzhu,haiheshenmejiu?
”neishengyinjiuxiangyibabinglengdejian,zhizhidicixiangwo。wodeshentiweiweiyijiang,yishiyeshunjianqingxinglejifen。
wozheicaiyishidaozijiganggangshuoleshenme,dunshigandaoyizhengangahexiukui,lianshang**lade,
fangfobeirenhenhendishanleyibazhang。wozhanglezhangzui,xiangyaojieshi,quefaxianhoulongxiangbeiduzhuleyiyang,
fabuchurenheshengyin。jiuzaizheiduanzandejijingzhong,yizhichenmobuyudehebeizhouturanlengxiaoyisheng,
neixiaoshengzhongdaizheyisichaofenghebuxie。tahuanhuantaiqitou,yanshenbinglengdikanxianglutingan,
yiziyidundishuodao:“tahandeshiwo。”tadeshengyindicheneryouli,zaizheianjingdebaoxiangligewaiqingxi,
“nizheimejidongganshenme?”zheijuhuajiuxiangyikezhongbangzhadan,zaicijiangzhenggebaoxiangdeqifentuixiangle**。
suoyourendoujingdaile,tamendemuguangzaiwohehebeizhouzhijianlaihuiyidong,lianshangxiemanlenanyizhixin。
lutingandeliansebiandegengjianankan,tadezuichunweiweizhandouzhe,sihuxiangshuoxieshenme,
queyoubeihebeizhoudeqishiyalehuiqu。wodesixubuyouzizhudipiaohuidaolexueshengshidai,
neishiyiqiegushidekaishi。neishidelutingan,jiuxiangyikecuicandexingxing,zairenqunzhongzongshineimeyaoyan。
tachengjiyouyi,lanqiudadejihao,meicizaiqiuchangshang,taneijiaojiandeshenzizongnengxiyinzhongduonvshengdemuguang,
qizhongyebaokuowo。womomodiguanzhuzhetadeyijuyidong,weilenengduohetajiechu,wojiaruletasuozaideshetuan,
nulixuexitaganxingqudezhishi。wohuizaitabujingyijiandishangyipingshui,huizaitayudaonantishi,
jiazhuangbujingyidijichuzijidejianjie。meiyicihetadejiaoliu,dounengrangwokaixinhenjiu,
neixiekansipingchangdeduihua,wodouhuizaixinlifanfuhuiwei。houlai,womenyiqibiye,
wohaobuyouyudigenzhetajinletongyijiagongsi。woyiwei,womendegushicaiganggangkaishi,quemeixiangdao,
zheishiwotongkudeyuantou。zaigongsili,wojinxinjinlidizuotadezhuli,bangtachuligezhongfansuodeshiwu。
woyiweiwodefuchutadounengkandao,woyiweitahuibeiwodejianchiheaiyisuodadong。meitianqingchen,
wohuizaozaodiqichuang,weitazhunbeiyifenaixinzaocan,ranhouxiaoxinyiyidisongdaotadebangongshi。
kanzhetachixiawozuodezaocan,woxinlijiuhuiyongqiyiguxingfudeganjue。wohuibangtazhengliwenjian,anpaihuiyi,
shenzhizaitajiabandeyewan,momodipeizaitashenbian,weitapaoshangyibeiyouyibeidekafei。raner,
wotingdaodeneixiehua,jiuxiangyibabafenglidedao,jiangwoduitadeaiyiheqidai,yidianyidiandiqiesui。neitian,
woxiangwangchangyiyangqujitasongwenjian,zoudaomenkoushi,tingdaolimianchuanlaitahetongshimendehuanshengxiaoyu。
wobenxiangqiaomenjinqu,quezaitingdaotamentanlunwodemingzishi,tingxialedongzuo。“shiyuneimeyigeda**,
yuzunjiangguijinidangzhuli,nizhenshedea?”tongshideshengyindaizheyisidiaokan。
lutingan“ze”leyisheng,yuqizhongmanshibunaifan:“tazijiyaolai,woyoushenmebanfa?
”pangbianrenxiaoqilai:“yeshi,tayizhijiuxihuanzhanzainishenbian。zheimeduonianledoumeibian。buguoluge,
nizhenbudasuangenshiyuzaiyiqima?takezhenshizuomengdouxianggennizaiyiqi。shangcitabeijialianpaixiangqin,
nidawanshangzhaowomenhejiu,wohaiyiwei,nitingzaihutade。”tingdaozheili,wodexinmengdiyijin,
chongmanleqidai,woduoxiwangtanengshuotazaihuwo。kexiayimiao,
lutingandeshengyinbiandebinglengcigu:“yigechanrenjingeryi,wozaihushenme?
”wodeshouwulidicongmenbashanghualuo,xinyefangfozhuirulewudideshenyuan。neixiewoweitafuchudeririyeye,
neixiewoziyiweishideshenqing,zaitadezheijuhuamianqian,xianderucikexiao。woqiangrenzheleishui,
tuikaimenzoulejinqu,wobuxiangrangtamenkandaowodecuiruo。wuneiderenkandaowo,doulengleyixia,
danhenkuaiyouhuifulechangtai。tamenxiaoxixidigenwodazhaohu,fangfoganggangneixieshangrendehuayucongweishuoguo。
wobawenjianhecizhixinfangzailutingandezhuoshang,nulirangzijideshengyintingqilaipingjing:“bushizaofan,
shiwodecizhixin,luzongchashou。”lutinganzhouzhemeikanzhewo,
sihuduiwodejudonggandaoshifenyiwai:“naonachu?”woshenxiyikouqi,
jinliangrangzijideyuqijianding:“wocizhia。dianzibanyefaniyouxiangle,jidekan。
”lutinganpieleyiyanzhuoshangdecizhixin,bunaifandishuo:“jiuyinweizuotianrangnijialehuierban?”woyaoyaotou,
xinliyizhenkuse:“bushi,wojiushibuxiangganle。”zaiwozhuanshenlikaideneiyike,
lutingandeshengyincongshenhouchuanlai:“shiyu,nixianzaizoule,zaixianghuilaiwoshenbian,jiumeikenengle。
”neiyuqi,xiangshiweixie,youxiangshijinggao。womeiyouhuitou,qiangrenzheleishui,
guzuosatuodishuo:“qiuzhibude。”wojinjinwozhecizhixin,zhijieyinweiyonglierfanbai,xinzhongwuweizachen。
zouchulutinganbangongshideneiyike,wofangfonengtingdaozijixinsuideshengyin,
neishiwoduonianlaiduitadeailianheqidaichediposuideshengyin。woqiangrenzheleishui,
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kanzhecengjingshuxideyiqie,neixiepeibanwoduguowushugeriyedebangongyongpin,
cishiquerangwogandaowubidemoshengheshanggan。meishoushiyijiandongxi,wodexinjiuxiangshibeizhenzhaleyixia,
neixiehelutinganyiqigongzuodehuamianbuduandizaiwonaohaizhongshanxian,cengjingdemeihaorujindoubianchengletongkudehuiyi。
tongshimensihuchajuedaolewodeyiyang,fenfentoulaiguanqiedemuguang,danwomeiyoulihuitamen。
wozhixiangjinkuailikaizheigerangwoshangxindedifang,kaishixindeshenghuo。shoushiwandongxi,
wozuihoukanleyiyanzheigewocengjingchongmanqidaidegongsi,shenxiyikouqi,zhuanshenlikai。zouchugongsidalou,
yangguangsazaiwodelianshang,quemeiyoujiwodailaisihaodewennuan。wogandaoyizhenmimang,
buzhidaozijideweilaizainali。danwozhidao,wobunengjiuzheiyangchenlunxiaqu,woyaozhongxinkaishi。
womanwumudedizouzaijietou,xinzhongfanfuxiangzhezijidejuedingshifouzhengque。turan,shouji**xiangqi,
shimamadalaidedianhua。woyouyuleyixia,haishijieqiledianhua。“yuyu,nizenmele?tingqilaixinqingbuhao。
”mamadeshengyinchongmanleguanqie。tingdaomamadeshengyin,wodeyanleizaiyerenbuzhule,
wojiangzijihelutingandeshiqing,yijicizhidejueding,yiwuyishidigaosulemama。“shahaizi,bieshangxinle。
likaitashiduide,nizhideyongyougenghaode。”mamawenroudianweiwo,“nihainianqing,
weilaihaiyouhenduokeneng。ruguonileile,jiuhuijiaba,babamamayongyuanshinizuijianqiangdehoudun。
”mamadehuarangwogandaoyizhenwennuan,wocaganyanlei,jiandingdishuo:“ma,womeishi。woxiangzhongxinkaishi,
wohuizhaodaoshuyuzijidexingfude。”gualedianhua,woxinzhongdeyinmaisihusanquleyixie。
wojuedingxianxiuxiyiduanshijian,diaozhenghaozijidezhuangtai,zaizhongxinchufa。woyaorangzijibiandegengjiayouxiu,
buzaiweiguoqudeganqingertongku。huidaojia,wojiangzijirengzaichuangshang,bishangyanjing,
naohaizhongquefuxianchuhebeizhoudeshenying。neigezaijucanshiweiwotingshenerchudenanren,
tadeyanshenzhongchongmanlewenrouhejianding。woxiang,yexuwodeshenghuozhendeyaofashenggaibianle,erhebeizhou,
huishiwoxinshenghuodekaishima?yangguangtouguobanbodeshuye,sazaidimianshang,xingchengyipianpianjinsedeguangban。
wozhanzaiyuedingdecantingmenkou,xinzhongtantebuan,shuangshoubuzijuedijiuzheyijiao。zheishiwodiyicixiangqin,
erqieduixianghaishihebeizhou,neigezaishangquanheheyoumingderenwu,wozenmenengbujinzhangni?woshenxiyikouqi,
shiturangzijizhendingxialai,kexintiaoqueyijiubushoukongzhidijiasu。
wozaixinlimomoxiangzhe:“hebeizhoudaodishigezenyangderenni?tahuibuhuihenyansu,hennanxiangchu?
”woyuexiangyuejinzhang,jiaobuyebuzijuediwanghoutuiletui。jiuzaizheishi,yiliangheisedehaochehuanhuanshilai,
wenwenditingzailecantingmenkou。chemendakai,yiweishenzhejiancaidetixizhuangdenanzicongcheshangzoulexialai。
tashenzitingba,rutongyikecangsong,qizhifeifan。yangguangsazaitadeshenshang,goulechutawanmeidelunkuo,
wobujinkandaile。tataiqitou,muguangyuwojiaohui,zuijiaoweiweishangyang,luchuyigewenhedexiaorong。
wozheicaihuiguoshenlai,yishidaozijideshitai,lianshangshunjianfanqilehongyun。tamaizheyouyadebufaxiangwozoulai,
meiyibudouxiangshitazaiwodexinshang。“nihao,shishiyu**ba?”tadeshengyindichenerfuyoucixing,
rutongtianlaizhiyin。wolianmangdiantou,jiejiebabadishuodao:“shi……shide,woshishiyu。nihao,hexiansheng。
”wojinzhangdelianshuohuadoubulisuole,xinliananaonaozijidebuzhengqi。tasihukanchulewodejinzhang,
qingshengxiaodao:“biejinzhang,womenjinquliaoba。”shuozhe,tazuoleyigeqingdeshoushi,shiyiwoxianjinqu。
woweiweidiantou,dizhetoukuaibuzoujinlecanting。cantinglidebuzhiwenxinerlangman,qingroudeyinlezaikongqizhongliutang。
womenzaikaochuangdeweizhizuoxia,fuwuyuandishangcaidan,woquejinzhangdegenbenwuxinkancaidan,suibiandianlejigecai。
hebeizhoukanzhewo,yanzhongmanshixiaoyi:“shi**,nibuyongzheimejinzhang,jiudangshihepengyouchigefan。
”tadeyanshenzhongchongmanlewenrouheguli,rangwoxinlidejinzhangganshaoshaojianqingleyixie。wotaiqitou,
guqiyongqikanxiangta,zhenghaoduishangtaneishuangshensuideyanjing。neiyishunjian,wofangfoxianruleyipianshensuidehaiyang,
wufaziba。wolianmangyikaishixian,guzuozhendingdishuodao:“hao……haode。
”wozaixinlibuduangaosuziji,yaolengjing,yaozhending,kemianduita,wozongshibuyouzizhudijinzhangqilai。
“shi**,wotingshuonizhiqianzailutingandegongsigongzuo?”hebeizhouturanwendao,yuqizhongdaizheyisihaoqi。
tidaolutingan,wodexinliweiweiyitong,danhaishidianlediantou:“shide,buguowoyijingcizhile。
”wobuxiangzaitiqineiduanshangxindewangshi,yuqizhongyetouluchuyisidandandewunai。
hebeizhouruoyousuosididiandiantou:“zheiyanga,qishiwohenzaozhiqianjiutingshuoguoni,nihenyouxiu。
”tadeshengyinhenzhencheng,rangwoxinliyongqiyigunuanliu。woyouxiejingyadikanzheta,
meixiangdaotahuizheimeshuo:“xiexie,wo……woyemeineimehao。”wobeitadekuajiangnongdeyouxiebuhaoyisi,
lianshangzaicifanqilehongyun。taxiaolexiao,meiyouzaijixuzheigehuati,ershihewoliaoqileyixieqingsongdehuati,
biruzuijindedianying、yinle。wofaxian,tabujinzhangdeshuaiqi,erqiehenjiantan,zhishimianyehenguang,hetaliaotian,
wogandaofeichangyukuai,jinzhangganyejianjianxiaoshile。buzhibujuezhong,womenyijingliaolehenjiu,fancaiyeyijingshangzhuo。
wochangleyikoucai,weidaofeichanghao,renbuzhukuazandao:“zheilidecaizhenhaochi。”woyibianshuozhe,
yibianyoujialeyikuaizicaifangjinzuili。hebeizhoukanzhewo,yanzhongmanshichongni:“xihuanjiuduochidian。
”tadeyuqijiuxiangzaihezijixinaiderenshuohua,rangwodexinliweiweiyidong。wotaiqitou,
zhenghaoduishangtademuguang,womendeyanshenzaikongzhongjiaohui,neiyike,wofangfowangjilezhouweideyiqie,
zhenggeshijiefangfozhishengxiawomenlianggeren。hebeizhouweiweixiangqianqingshen,shuangshoujiaochafangzaizhuoshang,
yanshenzhuanzhudikanzhewo,fangfowoshitashijieliweiyidejiaodian。tadeshengyindichenerjianding,
yiziyijudishuodao:“shiyu,qishicongjiandaonidediyiyanqi,wojiubeinishenshenxiyinle。zheixienian,
woyizhizaimomoguanzhuzheni,kanzheniweilutinganfuchu,wohenxinteng。
woxiwangyoujihuinengchengweineigepeibanniyishengderen,jinixingfu,niyuanyijiwozheigejihuima?
”tadeyanshenzhongchongmanleqidaihezhencheng,neichiredemuguangrangwoyouxiebuganzhishi。wojingyadidengdaleyanjing,
xinzangkaishibushoukongzhidijiasutiaodong,pengpengpengdeshengyinfangfoyaochongpoxiongtang。wowanquanmeiyouxiangdao,
hebeizhouhuiduiwobiaobai,erqieshirucizhibaierreliedebiaobai。wozhanglezhangzui,xiangyaoshuoxieshenme,
quefaxianhoulongxiangbeiduzhuleyiyang,fabuchushengyin。wodixiatou,bikaitachiredemuguang,
shuangshoubuzijuedijiuzheyijiao,xinliluanchengleyituanma。woduihebeizhouyeyouhaogan,zheiyidianwowufafouren。
hetaxiangchudezheiduanshijian,woganshoudaoletadewenrou、titiehezhencheng,tajiuxiangyishuguang,
zhaolianglewoyuanbenheiandeshijie。keshi,woganggangjieshuleyiduanzhangdaduoniandeganqing,
xinzhongdeshangkouhaiweiwanquanyuhe,wohaipazaicishoudaoshanghai。erqie,womenrenshideshijianbingbuzhang,
zheimekuaijiuquedingguanxi,zhendeheshima?hebeizhousihukanchulewodeyouyuhejiujie,taqingqingdishenchushou,
fugaizaiwodeshoushang,tadeshouwennuaneryouli,rangwogandaoyizhenanxin。taqingshengshuodao:“shiyu,
wozhidaonikenenghaixuyaoshijiankaolv,wobubini。wozhishixiangrangnizhidao,wodexinyishizhenchengde,
wohuiyizhidengni。”tadeshengyinrutongchunfengbanwenrou,fupinglewoneixindebuan。wotaiqitou,
kanzhetazhenzhideyanshen,xinzhongdefangxiankaishiyidiandianwajie。woshenxiyikouqi,guqiyongqishuodao:“hebeizhou,
xiexienidexihuan,wohengandong。zhishiwoganggangjinglileyiduanshibaideganqing,xianzaihaimeiyouwanquanzouchulai,
woxiangxianhenicongpengyouzuoqi,manmanlejiebici,ninenglijiema?”wojinzhangdikanzheta,
shengpatahuiyinweiwodejujueershengqi。hebeizhouweiweiyileng,suijilianshangluchulelijiedexiaorong,
tadianlediantoushuodao:“dangran,wolijienideganshou。congpengyouzuoqiyehenhao,wohuinaixindidengni,
dengniwanquanjieshouwodeneiyitian。”tadexiaorongwennuanerbaorong,rangwoxinzhongdekuijiuganjianqinglexuduo。
wosongleyikouqi,ganjidishuodao:“xiexieni,hebeizhou,nizhendehenshanjierenyi。”wokanzheta,
xinzhongyongqiyigunuanliu,zheigenanrenzhendehentebie,hetazaiyiqi,wogandaowubideanxin。
hebeizhouxiaozheyaoleyaotoushuodao:“buyongxie,zhiyaonikaixinjiuhao。duile,wozhidaoyouyigehenbucuodehuazhan,
zhoumoniyoukongma?womenkeyiyiqiqukankan。”tadeyanshenzhongchongmanleqidai,
sihuhenxiwangwonengdayingtadeyaoqing。woxianglexiang,dianlediantoushuodao:“haoa,wohenxihuankanhuazhan,
zhenghaozhoumoyemeishenmeshi。”woduihuazhanyehenganxingqu,erqiehehebeizhouyiqiqukanhuazhan,
yekeyirangwomengenghaodilejiebici。hebeizhoudelianshangluchulexinxidexiaorong,tashuodao:“taihaole,
neiwomenjiushuodingle。zhoumowolaijieni,nixihuanshenmefenggedehuani?
”tadeyanshenzhongshanshuozhexingfendeguangmang,fangfoyigededaolexinaiwanjudehaizi。
wowaizhetouxianglexiangshuodao:“wobijiaoxihuanyinxiangpaidehua,neizhongsecaiheguangyingdejiaozhi,
醉酒喊错老公后,我的人生开了挂