《胡人来袭,我却邀请师兄在坟前唱戏》 小说介绍
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hurengongchengneitian,fuqinweilebaohuxibanchuancheng,jiangwohedashixiongsongzou。
meixiangdaozhuantoutajiubawosongqulehurenjunying。wochuanzhebeisidefensuidexifu,beiposhangyanbawangbieji。
zuihouziwenneimu,daojujianbeihuanchenglezhenjian。duanhouyanqiqian,
wokandaodeshidashixiongbaozhexiaoshimeihehurenbajiuyanhuan。“woneishimeicongxiaoxueyi,rouruandejin,
jiushizuorenbuxing,canhaishouzu!”“linsiqiannengzuohuizhennvren,rangdixiongmenlehelehe,yesuansideqisuole。
”zaizhengyan,wocongfuqinshouzhongjieguobanzhufu。gengshitiqianbadashixionghexiaoshimeizhuchushimen。
kehoulaidashixionggongchengmingjiuchenglejiangjun,xiaoshimeiyedanglehurendejiandie。zanglineitian,
tabafuqinguhuifangzai99gemianfentanli。rangxibande30gehaizizaishangmianchangxi。“xiaoshimei,
ruguobushini,womenruhenengyouxianzaidediwei!”“jineryebuweinanni,wojinisancijihui,
tamenmeichangwandeyichuxi,nijiuyaoxuanzeyitan。”“keyaohaohaoxuan,buran,
neilaodongxideguhuihezheixiehaizi,kedoumeile!”......1woliansecangbai,buzhiruheyanyu。
kebailinquelimayongshangleyanlei,talazheluchendeyixiu,weiqudishuodao:“shixiong,
womenbeishijie...ebu,beibanzhuzhuchushimen,
jiejiekendingshibuxiangzaijiwomenyanxile...”luchenjiangtalaruhuaizhonghaoshenganwei,
erhoupiantouyincecediduizhewoxiaolexiao:“jiranshinixianbugushimenqing,
neiwoyebubijineilaodongxiliutimianle。”“lairena!jiwoza!xianza20ge,rangzheigenvrenqingxingqingxing!
”wenyan,wolimahuangleshen,jimanghandao:“buyao,kuaitingxia,womenyan!womenyan!”kemeirenhuiyingwo。
luchenhanrenbawogebodingzhu,wozhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzhetanziyigegedibeizasui。jiebaidemianfenpensaerchu,
woganjuezijixinkuaisuile。zheikeshizhengzheng20ge!limianhenkenengjiuyoufuqindeguhui!
xiaoshidizaiyekanbuxiaqule,tacengyixiazituikaiqianzhi,chongdaoluchenmianqianzhize。
“biequ——”“nizheigewangenfuyidebaiyanlang!nibudehao.....a!”daizhexianxuederentougunluo,
diliuliudigundaolewojiaoxia。luchencubaodijiangwoandaozaidi,lianjinjinduizhexiaoshidisibumingmudeshuangyan。
“meicuo,laozijiushiwangenfuyi,wobuguangshishata,nimenzaichangdemeiyigeren,
doubuhuiyoushuzhezouchuqudejihui!”shuowan,yijianchazaishididetoushang,shunjianjianmanwolian。
xuexingqiyixiazijiuzhenzhulequanchang,xitaizizhouweiquananjingxialai。wobuguxueliujinzuili,zhijieguizaitamianqian,
zhongzhongdikelejigetou,liuzheleikenqiudao:“womenchang,shige...qiuni...biezaisharenle!
”taxieshizhewomen,turanmingrenjiangshididetoufangdaotajiaobian,haowandixiaodao:“wogaizhuyile,zhouyue,
diyichangxijiudangnichangguole。”“wobijingbininianjiu,nixuanyigeba,meizhunjiujiulelaotouzi。
”huoleliangshi,wojidezuiqingchudejiushiluchenxianzaideyangzi。kansidafacibei,shijishangtadehoushou,
yicibiyicicanbao!woshenxileyikouqi,nuliqiangpozijibaochizhending。zuihou,zhandouzhetaiqishou,
yaoyaxuanleyige。tabuyunxuwoshangqian,ershirangwozhanzaisanmiyuandedifang,congtankoukan。haimeidaiwokanqing,
tanjiubeirenzasui!“buyao——”haihao...haihaoshimianfen。gangsongkouqidetongshi,
bailinquebuhuaihaoyidikaozailuchenshenshangshuodao:“luchengege,jiejiexuancuole,xuancuoshibushiyouchengfaya?
”“dangran。”luchenxiaodehenshikepa。wozhidao,shuyuwodechengfa,laile。
suizhetajiaobianxiangqiuyiyangdedongxibeitiqi,shunjianzasuile5getanzi。
luchendaizhecannvedexiaorongminglingdao:“zaiza25ge!”kuangdang!kuangdang!kuangdang!
dunshimianfenmimanlezhenggegaotai。wogenbenfenbuqilimiandaodiyoumeiyoufuqindeguhui。wohunshenzhandoubuzhi,
jiyuhunjueguoqu。kuailai...nikuailaia!!!zhongyu,baiwusanquyiban,
kegengkepadeyimuquechuxianle:luchentizhedao,ruyanwangsuomingbanzouxianglegangrumendexuetumen!2“bu!
luchen!tamenhainianqing!”wobeifenchenqiangdekelehaojikou。bailinrangrenjiangwodeyanjingbakai。
yige、liangge、sange......yigegedeshentizaiwomianqianfenli、daoxia。
wugeshaonianlangjiuzheiyangxianxuesijian,erzhidaorenqueyudaojiantianxue,luchuxinxideshenqing。wojuewangdizhanzhe,
zuiliyouxingtianyongqi,zaiyerenbuzhu,tuxuejijinhunjue。kanzhetatiaoxindeyanshen,wochedimingbaile:luchen,
congweixiangguofangguowomen,tashiyaoshawomenqule!“kuaipao!sirenle!”“jiuming!wohaibuxiangsi!
”xuduoxuetuyujingniaosanbantaoli。keneixieqinbingyixiazijiunengqianzhuliangge。zhangjianbachu,shouhui,
yiranzhanmanlexianxue。jiuzaiyaoyanbianchengdatushashi,wozhongyujianchibuzhu,pudaozaitademianqian,
zhuazhutadeyilingnuhou。“luchen!nideliangxinbeigouchilema?”“shiwodiebaniyangda,jiaoniwuyi,
youyishenchifandebenling!”“ruobushiyinweinidangchuweibeibanlingjihurenchangxi,woyebuhuijiangnimenzhuchuxiban!
”“nizhibuzhidaoneixierenshinide——”womeiyouzaijixushuoxiaqu。neijianshiqingfuqinshuoguo,
bunengheluchenjiangming。wodunshixileyanqi,songkaita,houtuiliangbu。
“nihuihouhuide...”luchenbeiwoyitongzhize,yongshetoudingledingsaibang,dangjixialezuihoudemingling。
“zhouyue,nihaiyiweiwoshineigebeinishuadaoshiquyiqiedechunrenma?”“wojinerzhiyouyijuhua,zheixi,
nishichang!haishibuchang!”shidishimeimendouanjinglexialai。cishizhishengwushigetanzile。
wozhinengqidaozheilimianhaiyoufuqindeguhui。luchenmeiyouzhidingqumu,wokanzhetanzipinjiechengdejixiaodepingtai,
shitanxingdishuodao:“womenjilujiangjunlaiduanguifeizuijiukehao?”zheichangxizhiyoulianggeren,erqieshiwenxi,
buxuyaozenmedongdan。luchengangyaodiantou,bailinquezaiyipangduqilezui:“lugege,wenxiduomeiyisi?
nikeshidajiangjun!rangtamenlaiduancaochuanjiejian,shijigerenzaitanzishangfangendou,neicaiyouqu!
”wozhijuedeliangyanyihei,xinlidejuewangyouduolejifen。wushengxingdang,shijigerenzaimianfentanzishangxingtaibu。
zenmenengbusui!“luchen!”worenbuzhuxiangzhiwen,ketaqueshoufudaoqiao,wanweidikanzhewo。
xiangdaocansideshixiongdi,haiyoudishangzhanshangxianxuedemianfen。wojiangshengyudehaizimenhuzhu,
jihushidaizhekuqianghandao:“jijiangjunbiaoyanyiduanwushengdaxi!”tanzizhishiputongdeciqi,
zenkechengshoutaiduozhongliang?haizimendizisuihao,kedaodinianjixiao,youjielianshoulejinghe。jiusuanjiaobuzaiqing,
paotiaojian,haishiyoujigeliekaile。“luge,zheijiduanximeishenmegongliya,
xiangdangchuwomenkeshibeianzhetiaoleshiduogexiaoshi!”“zhoujiejiejiangwomenzhuchushimen,
yuanlaijiushiweilezheixielanhuoa。”zheijigetanziyijingkuaisuile!ruguozhendefangendou,
biranhuizaisuishanghaojige!kekanzheluchenyueyueyushidebiaoqing,wozhidao,ruguowojujuele,
taganghaojiuyoujiekoudakaishajie。wojihuyaobayaguanyaosui:“yonglitiao,haohaojidajiangjunyanyichang!”kuangdang!
dunshisiwugedaizheliefengdetanzisuile。kuangdang!fangentoushi,xuetuzhijieyoucaisuilesange。kuangdang!kuangdang!
.......wudaxideyaoheshenghetanzideposuishengbujueyuer。meigeshengyin,dourujuchui,
zhongjizhewodexiongkou。yimuduanduandexi,querangwohanruyuxia。jieshuhou,wojihubugankanshengxiadetanzi。
25ge,zhijiesuileyiban。luchenhenyukuaidipailepaishou,sihuxingzhihengao。“yo,
doushimeidaibiaojidetanzi,laodongxiyunqihaizhenhao,zheidoumeijituzitusuncaidao!”tingdaozheijuhuadetongshi,
worushizhongfudisonglekouqi。yuanlai,yuanlaifuqindeguhuizhendehaizai。kesuijiluchendehua,
yourangwodexinjiudaolesangziyan。“xuanba,zhouyue,laoguiju,xuanduilelaotouzijini,
xuancuole——yijiuyouchengfa。”xiangdaoquanshisuipiandebaisedimian,hecansideshidi、xuetu。
wozenmeyexuanbuxiaqu。“zenmele,nibuxiangxuan?”luchendeyindiaozhouranlagao,sihuhenbumanyi。
erbailinzeshizaipangbianchahuadao:“lugege,wokantajiushizaijienidedaosharenni!”“nengchangderendousile,
tazheigexibanzhudeweizhi,bujiugengwenlema?”“bijing,
womenjiushizheiyangzibeiganzoude......”tahuahaimeishuowan,jiuzaiciyinranleluchendenuhuo。
mingmingwojieshiguohenduoci,ketaquegenbenbuxin。congqianzaixibanshi,xianzaiyijiushi。luchencongbuxinwo,
zhixintanei“danchun”dexiaoshimei。“woxuan...”jiuzaitadiwugenshouzhixiangxiawanqushi,
wojimangzhileyige。dakaideshihou,liansezaicibiandecangbai。youshimianfen。zhishengxia24gele。
erwotongshiyezhishengzuihouyicijihui!luchendeliansequeshifenhaokan,tasihuhenxihuankanwoyudaojishoushi。
“zhouyue,nibushipabanzhudeweizhimeilema?”“ganghao,wozheigezuoshixiongyuanyibujiqianxian,
tinijiejuehouguzhiyou。”woturanxintiaodehenkuai。jiuzaikandaobailinconghoufangdaichudeyigerenshi,
shunjiantingzhile。3“buyao!luchen!buyao!”woyonglipuxiangqianmian,quebeihenhendijiazhu。zheigemanlianhongzhong,
shenshangbeizhemodemeiyikuaihaodierderen,shiwodeganniang!“zheigebanzili,nianqingrenzilibugou,
nianjidadeyejiuniganniangle。”ganniangehenhendikanzheluchen,
yongjinquanlitaitoupokoudamaqilai:“buyaoliandedongxi!chilipawai!dangshishouyangnideshihou,
jiugaibaniqiasi!”luchenbenlaijiujihenbeiganchulaideshi。jianganniangzheimema,zhijieyidaokanlexiaqu。
dunshiganniangdetuiduanle,zhinengbanguizaidishang。suizheluchenjibazhangxiaqu,talianshangdunshizhanmanxianxue,
yanjingyouzhonglehaojiquan。“huogaibeiganchulai!goudongxi!laiya!jixuda!laonianggutouyingzheni!
”“chaozheierda,zaiwaimiansihourendeshierzuoduole,nizhuzimeijinichifanma?”wokugebuting,
kegannianghuiguotoulai,chaowoxiaozhehandao:“zanmenxibankedoushiyouxuexingderen,zanbiedemeiyou,
changxidejiushigutouying!”“haoa,wojinerjiukannigutounengyouduoying!”luchenzhuaqiganniangdetoufa,
jiuwangtanzishangza。yixia、liangxia......zhidaozadetaleile,zhidaozadeganniangmeilesheng。
“nigechouniangmener,haitingzhide,23ge。”ganniangcishimanlianxianxue,keshiyanshenquehenmingliang。“chouxiaozi,
nibushiyaotingquma?wokanzheiduanjiutingshihenide。”ganniangtulekoudaixuedetuomo,
shengsehongliangdichangleqilai:【zhuanggaodangchaofumalang,qijunwang,miaohuangshang——】tingdaozheigechangci,
luchenliansedunshiheileqilai。《zhameian》,jiangdeshichenshimeipaoqiqizi,wangenfuyidegushi。
heluchenenjiangchoubao,shasishengyangtadexibanziyouyiqutonggongzhimiao。【huihunnanerzhaodongchuang,
shaqimieziliangxinsang,bisihanqizaimiaotang。】wobujinyaoyaqiechi。qianshitahehurengouda,
haiwobei**erwang。jinshengwozaozaosongzouleta,quanlezuihoudeshimenqing,kemeixiangdaotaqueenjiangchoubao!“hao!
hao!hao!”ganniangshengruohongzhong,shengxiadeshixiongdimenfenfenjiaohao。yiquchangba,luchenlianshangqingyizhenbaiyizhende。
“changwanle?niganmalaozishichenshimei?”haimeidenggannianghuiying,yingjietadeshiluchenhanhendedaoguang。
“bu——!”wochongxiangqianqu,xianxuejiuzheiyang,heshidineibansazailewolianshang。“ganfengcilaozi?
neiwojiusuoxingwangenfuyidaodi!”luchenhenfenfenbupingdichuailehaojijiaoganniangdeshiti,
youzhongzhongdizhuangsuilehaojitanzi。zhishengxia10gele。“zheiniangmenerkehaishigechuer,
dixiongmengenzheworuhuohai,jinerjiushangnimengenvren!”“huodezheijieshangkeyidadui,gangside,
kemeijirennengganshouganshou!”wopudaozaiganniangdeshitimianqian,rutongxiaoshihoutahuzhewoneiban,
burangneixienanrenkaojin。keluchengenbenjiubuxiangrangwohuozhe!tarangrenjiangganniangdaidaolewozhengqianfang,
wushurenzhengxiankonghoudiyongshang。wopinmingsihou:“woyaoshaleni!woyaoshaleni!”luchenquehaobuzaiyi,
fanertizhejianzoudaowopangbian:“xuanba,zuihouyichuxi,peizheyinyangjiaohe,caisuanshiwanzhengde。
”xiangdaoqianshidebeican,diedeguhui,neimeduotongmendexingming。woniejinleshuangshou,xiadinglejuexin。
“woyaochangbawangbieji。”“buguoshaolegebawang,shixiongganbuganlaiyan?haishishuo,nineigongliruxiuhuazhentou,
zaojiumeile?”haimeidengluchenshuohua,bailindaoshituranshensejidongqilai:“nizaichixinwangxiangshenme?
”“lugegezaohexiyuanmeiguanxile,zheimeduoniantayizhishiwodebawang,pingshenmenishuoyanjiuyan!”wozhidao,
daojujian,yijingbeibailinhuanchenglezhende。tashipawohuifaxian,congershaleluchen。luchentingdaowodetiaoxin,
yankuangdaizhexuesi,xiangshitoubaonudeshizi。“wopei!womeiyougongli?zheigexibanzili,sheiyouwogongfushen?
”“yaobushinishuashouduan,zheigebanzizaojiugaishiwodele!”wotaiqitoukanzheluchen,
zuilihaibuwangjixufengci。“e?wokannishizhenbagongfufeile,zheicaiqijibaihuaizawodiedeguhui!”“lai!
wojinerjiurangnihaohaozhengyanqiaoqiao,sheicaishizuiyouzigedejiebanren!
”woheluchenyiqizhanzaizuihoudeshigetanzishang。shenzitiedehenjin。diancuitou、ruyiguan,shenzheyulinjia,
jianpiehuangsedoupeng。shouchishuangjian。wokaishiliaoliangdichangleqilai。beishang、yuanhen、xinsuan、wunai,
doutongguoquziliululechulai。tanzichuxianleliehen。buzhongyaole。tadaxijiangtanzicaisui。yebuzhongyaole。
huangdangzhemingliangdeshuangjian,woneixinyichangdepingjing。jiaoxiadetanzizaicichuxianliehen。die,qingzhufuwoba!
yiqujianwuwuba,zuizhongzhishengxiawoheluchenjiaoxiadeliangge。zhongyu,zuihoudeyimu,daole。
wobeichuangdihuhanzhe。nazhezhangjian,duizhunzijidehoutou。zheiyici,fangfowojiushizhendeyuji,simianchuge。
 
                 胡人来袭,我却邀请师兄在坟前唱戏
                                胡人来袭,我却邀请师兄在坟前唱戏