《错发微信后,总裁成了我“妈”》 小说介绍
《cuofaweixinhou,zongcaichenglewo“ma”》wanquanrangduzheruxi,buguanshilinweiguyanzhiderenwukehua,haishiqitapeijiaodechuxiandouhenjingcai,meiyizhangdouhendadongren,rangrennenggoushenrukanjinqu,《cuofaweixinhou,zongcaichenglewo“ma”》suojiangdeshi:”zheigeliyousihushuofulelinwei:“haobahaoba,nihaohaowan!woyaoquji‘bingshan’zhunbeihuibaocailiaole。……。
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1diyizhang:yinchayangcuode“tianjia”yu“shanchu”linweiroulerousuanzhangdeyanjing,
diannaopingmushangmimimamadeshujufangfozaitiaowu。yijingshiwanshangbadianban,
cehuabudebangongshilizhishengxiatayigeren,toudingderiguangdengfachuqingweidewengmingsheng。“gaisideguyanzhi,
”taxiaoshengdunangzhe,“mingmingxiazhoucaiyaodefangan,feiyaomingtianzaoshangjiukanchugao,zheibushicunxinzhetengrenma?
”xiangqijintianxiawudehuiyi,linweijiuyiduziweiqu。zuoweigongsixinlaidecehuazhuanyuan,
tadiyicixiangzongcaiguyanzhizuohuibao,jieguobeipideyiwushichu。neigenanrenzuozaizhangzhuojintou,
mianwubiaoqingdizhichutafanganzhongdemeiyigebuzu,shengyinlengdexiangshieryuedebing。“lin**,
ruguozheijiushinidezuigaoshuiping,neiwobudebuhuaiyirenshibudezhaopinbiaozhunle。
”neijuhuazhijinhaizaitaerbianhuixiang,rangtayouxiuyouqi。guyanzhishiyeneiwenmingdeqianyijituanzongcai,
nianqingyouweidanyeyikekeyanlizhucheng。jintiantazongsuanjianshidaole。shoujizhendongleyixia,pingmuliangqi。
shimamafalaideduanxin:“weiwei,mamahuanxinweixinhaole,jiuhaobuyongle。
zheishixinhao:138xxxxxxx,jidejiawoe。”linweizheicaixiangqi,
mamaqiantianqueshishuoguoshoujidiule,liandaisimkayebubanlexinde。tafuzhilehaoma,
dakaiweixinxuanzetianjiahaoyou。jihushitongshi,bumenweixinqundanchuyitiaoxiaoxi。
xingzhengzhulifabutongzhi:“mingtianshangwujiudianzongcaibanhuiyi,qinggebumenfuzerenzhunshicanjia。
fu:huiyiziliaoerweima。”linweishunshoudiankaierweimadatu,zhunbeisaomiaohuoquhuiyiziliao。yexushitaileile,
tashouzhiyizhan,jingwudianleyoushangjiaode“saoyisao”gongneng,erbushizhanganshibieerweima。“aiyou,
”tapailepaizijideetou,“zhenshimanghutule。”tazhongxincaozuo,zheicizhengquedisaomiaoleerweima,
huiyiziliaolikexiazaiwancheng。ranertabuzhidaodeshi,jiuzaigangcaineicuowudeyishunjian,
tadeshoujixiangjiyijingsaoguoleerweima——neishiguyanzhidesirenweixinerweima。yuanlai,
xingzhengzhulibuxiaoxinbazongcaidesirenerweimadangchenghuiyiziliaoerweimafachuqule,suiranlikechexiao,
danlinweiqiahaozaineijimiaoneikandaolexiaoxi。guyanzhizhengzaijiazhongshufangshenyuewenjian,
shoujiturantishiyouyitiaoxindehaoyoushenqing。tapieleyiyan,shenqingbeizhuxiezhe:“mama?shiwo,weiwei。
”taweiweizhoumei。zheigehaomahenmosheng,beizhuxinxiyeqiguai。tajihucongbujiamoshengren,
dan“mama”zheigechenghurangtayouyuleyixia。huoxushinagehezuohuobanhuanlehaoma?tadianletongguoyanzheng。
lingyibian,linweikandaolianggejihuyimoyiyangdexinhaoyoutishi,lengzhule。
lianggetouxiangdoushierhaidefengjingzhao——zhanlandehumian,yuanchucangshanrudai,shenzhilianpaishejiaodudoujiqixiangsi。
yigewangmingjiao“suiyuejinghao”,lingyigejiao“jinghaosuiyue”。“zhei...”linweizhalezhayan,youdianmeng。
tazheicaixiangqimamazuijinquyunnanlvyoule,queshizaipengyouquanfaguoerhaidezhaopian。
tadiankaidiyigetianjiatadezhanghao——shijishangshiguyanzhideweixinhao。gerenxiangceliyoujizhangfengjingzhao,
danmeiyourenwuzhao,fuhemamabuaifa**dexiguan。
lingyigezhanghao——zhenzhengmamadezhanghao——yinweigangzhuce,xiangcelikongkongruye。
“kendingshizhapianfenzimofanglewomadetouxianghemingzi,”linweiquexinbuyidiziyanziyu,
“xianzaizheizhongpianjutaiduole。”tahaobuyouyudidiankaizhenzhengmamadezhanghao,xuanzele“shanchubinglahei”。
ranhoukaixindijineige“suiyuejinghao”(shiweiguyanzhi)faqulediyitiaoxiaoxi:“ma!nidaoerhaila?
zhaopianpaidezhenhaokan!wochadianjiacuorenle,yougehaogennijihuyimoyiyang,kendingshipianzi!
woyijingbatashanle!”guyanzhigangfangxiashouji,zhunbeijixugongzuo,tishiyinyouxiangle。tanaqiyikan,
shigangjiadeneige“weiwei”falaidexiaoxi。duwanneirong,talengzhule,
suijimingbaileguolai——yourenwubatadangchengmamale。tabenxianglikechengqing,danbuzhiweihe,
neiju“kendingshipianzi!woyijingbatashanle!”rangtajuedeyoudianhaoxiao。taxianglexiang,
huifuleyigezi:“ng。”jianjie,gaoleng,
wanquanfuhetapingshidefengge——suiranciketazhengzaibanyanbierendemama。linweishoudaohuifu,
youdianqiguaimamajintianzenmezheimexizirujin,danyemeiduoxiang,jixudazi:“ma,
wojintiankuaibeiwomenlaobanqisile!neigeguyanzhijianzhibushiren!mingmingfanganxiazhoucaijiao,
feibiwomingtianjiujitachugao,baiminglediaonanwoma!tayiweizijizhangdeshuaiyouqianjiulebuqia!
”guyanzhitiaoqilemeimao。tameixiangdaohuiyizheizhongfangshitingdaoyuangongduizijidezhenshipingjia。youqu。feichangyouqu。
tazuijiaoweiweishangyang,huifulelianggezi:“zhuanxin。”linweikanzhemamadehuifu,
ganjuejintianmamagewaiyanjianyigai,danzhuannianyixiang,kenengshilvyouleile,bianbuzaijiujie。“zhidaola!
wojixujiabanle。niwandekaixine!jidejiwodaixianhuabing!”zheiciguyanzhimeiyouhuifu。
tazhishikanzhepingmushangneiju“tayiweizijizhangdeshuaiyouqianjiulebuqia”,ruoyousuosi。erzhenzhengdemama,
cikezhengduizheshoujifachou:“zheihaizi,zenmebawolaheile?”tachangshidadianhuajilinwei,
danlinweizhengzaizhuanxingangong,shoujidiaolejingyin。yichangqimiaodewuhui,jiucilakaixumu。linweijixumaitoukugan,
ouernaqishoujikanyiyan,suiranmeiyouzaishoudao“mama”dehuifu,dantaxinlinuannuande,
juedezhishaohaiyoumamakeyiqingsu。erchengshidelingyiduan,guyanzhifangxiashouzhongdewenjian,zaicinaqishouji,
fankanneitiaoshuota“bushiren”dexiaoxi,bujinqingxiaochusheng。tayijinghenjiumeiyouduishenmeshizheimeganxingqule。
zheigeouranjiacuoweixindeguniang,sihushitakuzaoshenghuozhongdeyimoyiwailiangse。
tajuedingzanshibujiechuanzheigewuhui,kankanhouxuhuiruhefazhan。“guyanzhibushiren,ng?”taziyanziyudao,
yanlishanzhewanweideguangmang。yejianshen,linweizhongyuwanchenglechugao。tashenlegelanyao,
ji“mama”falezuihouyitiaoxiaoxi:“zhongyuzuowanla!huijiashuijue!mamawanan!ainie!
”guyanzhikanzheneiju“ainie”,shouzhizaipingmushangtingliulepianke,zuizhonghuifulelianggezi:“wanan。
”tafangxiashouji,zoudaoluodichuangqian,fukanchengshidewanjiadenghuo。huranhenxiangzhidao,
mingtianzaigongsiyudaozheiweimata“bushiren”deyuangong,huishishenmeqingjing。erlinwei,
shoudao“mama”dewananhuifu,xinmanyizudishoushidongxilikaibangongshi,
quanranbuzhizijijijiangxianruzenyangyigegangayoutianmidewuhuizhong。xingxingzaitianmushangshanshuo,
fangfoyezaiqidaizhezheichangyinchayangcuodegushijixushangyan。
2dierzhang:“munv”jiandeqimiaorichangqingchendeyangguangtouguobaiyechuang,sazailinweidegongweishang。
taduanzhegangchonghaodekafei,xiaoxinyiyididingzhezongcaibangongshidefangxiang。
guyanzhizhunshizaijiudiantarubumenbangongqu,jiancaihetideshensexizhuangchendetashenzitingba,
shenqingshiyirujiwangdedanmo。jingguolinweigongweishi,tashenzhimeiyoupietayiyan。linweianansonglekouqi,
ditouminleyikoukafei。shoujipingmuliangqi,shi“mama”falaidexiaoxi:“zaoshanghao。gongzuoshunli?
”linweidunshixiaoqilai,shouzhifeikuaididazi:“zaoama!kandaowomenzongcaile,haishineizhangbingshanlian,
haoxiangsheidouqiantajibaiwanside。buguoxietianxiedi,tahaoxiangwanglecuiwodefanganle!”zongcaibangongshili,
guyanzhikanzheshoujipingmu,zuijiaoweiweichoudong。tadangranmeiwang,zhishiguyimeiti,
xiangkankanzheigebeidilidandabaotiandexiaoguniangshenmeshihouhuizhudongjiaoshanglai。“zhuanzhugongzuo。”tahuifudao,
yuqinaniedeqiadaohaochu——jixiangzhangbeidedingzhu,youfuhetaxizirujindefengge。“zhidaola!
”linweihuifuleyigetushetoudebiaoqing,“ma,nizheiliangtianshuohuazenmezheimejianduan?buxiangnifenggea。
”guyanzhixintouyijin,danhenkuaizhendingxialai:“erhaifengda,dazibubian。
”zheigeliyousihushuofulelinwei:“haobahaoba,nihaohaowan!woyaoquji‘bingshan’zhunbeihuibaocailiaole。
”yizhengtian,linweijihushiwujuxidixiang“mama”huibaozhezijidedongtai:“ma!gongsidekafeijihuaile!
weiyinengzhichengwojiabandedongximeile!kujiji...”“wucanchilelouxiaxinkaideshala,
guisilehaibuhaochi,haishinizuodefanxiang。”“guyanzhijuranbiaoyanglegebizudefangan!
mingmingwodechuangyigenghao,tajiushizhenduiwo!”guyanzhikanzheyitiaojieyitiaodexiaoxi,congzuichudejuedeyouqu,
jianjianbianchengleyizhongqitedeqidai。tongguozheigeyiwaidechuangkou,
takandaoleyigewanquanbutongshijiaoxiadegongsirichang,
yekandaolelinweihuopolingdongdeyimian——zheiyuhuiyishangneigejinzhangdeshengyinfazhandenvhaipanruoliangren。
xiawusandian,linweiyoufalaixiaoxi:“ma!jiuming!guyanzhijuranyaowobanxiaoshihoujiuquhuibao!
woppthaimeizuowan!zenmebanzenmeban!”guyanzhitiaomei,tamingmingshuodeshimingtianshangwu。sikaopianke,
tahuifu:“xianzuokuangjia,zhongdiantuchu,shujuzhicheng。”zheitiaojianyijianduanqueqiezhongyaohai。
linweifangfochileyikedingxinwan:“youdaoli!tingmamade!woqule!”banxiaoshihou,
linweizhanzaizongcaibangongshili,jinkenengqingxidichanshuzhezijidefangankuangjia。rangtajingyadeshi,
guyanzhibingmeiyouxiangzuotianneiyangduoduobiren,suiranyijiumeishenmebiaoqing,danzhishaotingwanletadehuibao,
haidianlediantou。“zhengtifangxiangkeyi,”tashuo,“mingtianwoyaokandaowanzhengban,shujuxuyaogengxiangshi。
”“haode,guzong!”linweirushizhongfu,jihushixiaopaozhelikailebangongshi。huidaogongwei,
tapobujidaidiji“mama”baoxi:“ma!qijifashengle!bingshanjintianjuranmeidongsiwo!
suiranhaishiyaoqiumingtianjiaowanzhengban,danyijingchaochuyuqile!nidejianyizhenguanyong!”guyanzhikanzhexiaoxi,
buzijuedixiaolexiao。zheishi,zhuliqiaomenjinlai:“guzong,jishubuyijingxiuhaolekafeiji,
xuyaotongzhigebumenma?”“bubi,”guyanzhidunledun,“jiushuoshisuijijianxiuhaole。”zhuliyouxieyihuo,
danhaishiyingshengtuixia。bujiuhou,linweifaxiankafeijihuifulezhengchang,jingxidiji“mama”faxiaoxi:“ma!
kafeijizijihaole!zhongyuhuoguolaile!”guyanzhikanzhezheitiaoxiaoxi,zhihuifuleyigeweixiaodebiaoqing。
takaishixiangshouzheizhongbanyan“mama”jiaosedeyouxi,zheirangtadeyikuijianyigezhenshiershengdongdelinwei,
yuanbitapingshizaibangongshilijiandaodeyaoyouqudeduo。
3disanzhang:“mama”deyiwaiguanhuaiyuzhenshimuqindekunhuozhousanshangwu,
linweijiedaoleyigejishouderenwu——yuyigenanchandekehuduijie,xiugaihuodongfangan。
zheigekehuyitiaotishanbianzhucheng,gongsilimeirenyuanyijiezheigetangshoushanyu。
“weishenmeshiwo...”linweiaihaozhe,ji“mama”faxiaoxisuku,
“jinglibazheigemoguikehudiujiwole,mingmingwoshixinrena!ganjueyaowandanle!”guyanzhikandaoxiaoxi,
zhoulezhoumei。tazhidaoneigekehuyouduonanduifu,duiyuxinrenlaishuoqueshiyaliguoda。tajiaolaizhuli,
dandandifenfu:“balinweihewangjinglijiaolaiyixia。”wufenzhonghou,
yitouwushuidelinweihewangjinglizhanzaizongcaibangongshili。“tingshuonibachenkehudexiangmujiaojilelinwei?
”guyanzhikanzhewangjingli,shengyinpingjingquezidaiweiya。“shi、shide,guzong。
wojuedezheishigeduanlianxinrendehaojihui...”wangjinglietoumaohan。“huangeren。
linweishoutouyijingyouwozhijiejiaodaiderenwule,youxianjigenggao。”guyanzhishenzhimeiyoutaigaoshengyin,
danhuayujianburongzhiyi。zouchuzongcaibangongshi,linweihaichuzaizhenjingzhong。taganjinji“mama”faxiaoxi:“ma!
shenqideshiqingfashengle!zongcaijuranbawocongneigemoguixiangmuzhongjiejiuchulaile!taiyangcongxibianchulaile?
”guyanzhikanzheshouji,huifudao:“huoxutameineimebujinrenqing。”“caiguai!”linweilikefanbo,
“nibuzhidaotayouduokepa!jintiantasuiranbanglewo,danneizhanglianhaishilengdexiangbingdiao!
buguohaishixietianxiedila~”guyanzhiwunaidiyaoyaotou。yucitongshi,
zhenzhengdelinmamazhengzaijialiduizheshoujifachou。tayijingchangshiduocilianxinver,
danlinweizongshicongcongshuojijujiuguaduan,jianxinmamadeweixinbeidaole。“laolin,nishuozheihaizizenmezheimejueni?
”linmamaxiangzhangfubaoyuan,“feishuowodexinweixinhaoshipianzi,zenmejieshidoubuting。
”linbabatuiletuilaohuajing,xiaohehedishuo:“nianqingrenjingtixinggaoshihaoshi。dengtamangwanzheizhen,
huijiadangmianshuoqingchujiuxingle。”“keshitalianwodehaoyouqingqiudoubutongguo!”linmamatanqi,“suanle,
jiudangjitagejiaoxun,kantashenmeshihounengfaxian。”erlinweiduiciyiwusuozhi,
tazhengweijijiangdaolaidegongsituanjianhuodongfachou。zheicihuodongyaoqiudaijiashu,dantafumuzaiwaidilvyou,
xianranwufacanjia。“ma,zhoumowomengongsituanjian,yaodaijiaren,kexinilaibule,
”taji“mama”faxiaoxi,“burannijiunengqinyankankanneigebingshanzongcaile,bizhaopianshanghaileng!
”guyanzhikanzhexiaoxi,ruoyousuosi。zheicituanjiantabenlaibudasuancanjia,
danxianzai...“huoxutahuibixiangxiangzhongyouhao。”tachangshiwei“ziji”shuojuhaohua。
“manijintianzenmelaobangzhetashuohua?”linweiyihuodiwen,“shibushibeitaguanmihuntangle?
”guyanzhirenbuzhuxiaochusheng,huifudao:“zhishijuedefanshibunengzhikanbiaomian。wandekaixin。”tuanjianrineitian,
yangguangmingmei。linweiduzilaidaojiaoqudedujiacun,kanzhetongshimenyujiarentuanjudewenxinchangmian,bumianyouxieluomo。
ranerrangtajingyadeshi,guyanzhijuranchuxianzailehuodongxianchang,erqieyifanchangtaidimeiyoubanzhelian,
shenzhiouerhaihuiluchuyisiweixiao。gengrangtazhenjingdeshi,guyanzhijingranchaotazouleguolai。“yigeren?
”tawen,shengyinbipingshirouhexuduo。“a,shide,guzong。
wofumulvyouqule...”linweijinzhangdeshouxinmaohan。“zhenghao,woyeyigeren。bujieyidehua,
keyiyiqicanjiahuodong。”guyanzhideyuqipingjingziran,fangfozheizhishigesuiyidetiyi。linweidengdaleyanjing,
bantiancaifanyingguolai:“dang、dangranbujieyi!”yizhengtiandehuodongzhong,
guyanzhibiaoxiandechuhuyiliaodepingyijinren。tabujincanyulejitiyouxi,
haizaiwucanshiyulinweiliaolexiegongzuowaidehuati。wanshanghuidaojia,
linweipobujidaidiji“mama”faxiaoxi:“ma!nijueduibuganxiangxinjintianfashengleshenme!
bingshanzongcaijuranpeiwocanjialeyizhengtiandetuanjian!erqietaqishitinghuiliaotiande,haizhidaohenduolengzhishi!
woshibushizaizuomeng?”guyanzhikanzhezheitiaoxiaoxi,huifudao:“kan,woshuoguotameineimekepa。”zheiyike,
tashenzhiyouxieqidaizhouyishangbanshi,linweihuiyongzenyangdeyanshenkantale。
4disizhang:xianxiadepengzhuangyuxianshangde“qinmi”zhouyizaochen,linweizoujinbangongshishi,xinqingfuzajile。
zhoumoyuguyanzhidexiangchurangtaduizheiwei“bingshanzongcai”gaiguanbushao,
danzhouwuneigeyanlideshangsixingxiangrenglilizaimu。“zaoa,linwei。”yigedichendesangyincongshenhouchuanlai。
linweiheleyitiao,zhuanshenkanjianguyanzhizhanzaitashenhou,shoulinazhekafeibei。“zao、zaoshanghao,guzong!
”tajiejiebabadihuiying,zhuyidaoguyanzhijintianxileyitiaoshenlanselingdai,chendetawuguangengjialiti。
guyanzhiweiweidiantou,zouxiangzijidebangongshi。
linweizhuyidaojigetongshitoulaihaoqidemuguang——zongcaihenshaozhudongyuputongyuangongdazhaohu。yizhengtian,
linweidouchuzaiyizhongweimiaodezhuangtaizhong。guyanzhisihuduitagewaiguanzhu,jingguotadegongweicishumingxianzengduo,
ouerhaihuijiuxiangmuwenyilianggewenti,yuqibiyiwangwenhexuduo。wuxiushi,
tarenbuzhuxiang“mama”qingsu:“ma,wojuedewomenzongcaikenengbeifushenle。jintiantajuranduiwoxiaoleliangci!
suiranzhishizuijiaoweiweishangyang,danyijingshipotianhuangle!
erqietajintianxideneitiaolingdaitebieshiheta...”bangongshili,guyanzhikanzhezheitiaoxiaoxi,
buzijuedimolemozijidelingdai。tajintianteyixuanlezheitiao,kanlaimeibaifeixinsi。
“huoxutazhishifaxianlenideyoudian。”tahuifudao。“manizhenhuishuohua!
”linweifujialeyigehaixiudebiaoqing,“buguoshuoshihua,ruguotabushineimeheren,
qishizhangdezhendehenshuai...aiyawozaihushuobadaoshenme!”guyanzhikanzhezheijuhua,xintiaomominglouleyipai。
xiawu,linweibeijiaojinzongcaibangongshitaolunfangan。taolunjieshushi,
guyanzhizhuangsisuiyidiwen:“zuijinhejiarenlianxilema?tingshuonimuqinqulvyoule。”linweilengleyixia,
meixiangdaozongcaihuiguanxinzheizhongsishi:“a,shide。womenjingchangweixinlianxi。”tawanquanmeixiangdao,
yanqiandenanrenjiushineige“jingchanglianxi”deduixiang。guyanzhidiandiantou:“henhao。jiarenhenzhongyao。
”zheihuashuodeyiweishenzhang。dangwan,linweiyu“mama”deliaotianyuefaqinmiwujian。
tashenzhitandaolezijideganqingshenghuo:“ma,qishiwoyizhimeitanlianai,
shiyinweixinlihaidianjizheneigexiaoshihoudelinjugege,jidema?
jiushineigezongbaohuwobubeiqifudexiaozhegege。buzhidaotaxianzaizainali,
bianchengshenmeyangzile...”guyanzhikandaozheitiaoxiaoxi,zhenggerenjiangzhule。xiaozhe——neishitadexiaoming,
zhiyouzuiqinjindejiarencaizhidao。tatongnianqueshiyougelinjujiadexiaonvhai,zongshigenzaitashenhou,
tiantiandijiaota“xiaozhegege”。houlaitamenjiabanzoule,shiqulelianxi。
 
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