通通闪开大小姐要发疯了
《通通闪开大小姐要发疯了》 小说介绍
maoxianxiaoshuo《tongtongshankaidaxiaojieyaofafengle》，yilulinglingchengqimingweizhujiaodegushi。zuozhefubaojiangjingxingousileyixiliejingxiancijideqingjie，rangduzhechongfentiyandaolemaoxiandelequhejinzhangciji。zheibenshujueduishimaoxianmimendebuerzhixuan。neishihoulushijituanyijingfengshengshuiqi，tamenyebuzaiyouchuanzongjiedaideyali，yigenvhaidedanshengchengletamenfuqiguanxidediaojipin。……
《通通闪开大小姐要发疯了》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
woshilushijituandeqianjindaxiaojie。
beiquanjiabeicihou，woxuanzelefafeng。
qinmeimeiqiangzouwodeweihunfu，wobatamensongshangresou。
qindidibawodangniuma，worangtacongcidangniuzuoma。
zhiyuwodeqindieqinma，jirancongxiaojiuduiwoyuyanlengbaoli，neiwojiurangtamenchangchangrebaoliba。
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woshilushijituandedaxiaojie。
dinghunyanshang，wodeweihunfuturanxuanbu，yaoyutadinghunderenbushiwo，shiwodemeimeilushanshan。
talazhewomeimeideshoushenqingdishuo，lushanshancaishitadezhiai，quleshanshan，yerengsuanluchengliangjialianyin。
meimeikukutiti，ruanruowugudikaozaichengqimingdejianshangshuodao：“qiming，wobunenghuailejiejiedemingsheng，niwozhongjiuyouyuanwufen！”
wojingjingkanzhetamenbiaoyan。
turanzasuibolibeiduizhunzijidehoulong，bengkuidaku，shengyinqican。
woqinglaideremenbozhuhezimeitixieshoumennanyanxingfenzhiqing，fenfennachushoujipaishe。
“yuanlainimenzaobeizhewozaiyiqile！qimingniduiwodechengnuodoushijiade，meimeiniduiwodejiemeizhiqingyeshijiade，nimenangzang！zisi！choulou！”
lushanshanyebushichisude，ta“kuang”yixiaguizailebolishang：“jiejie，duibuqi，qimingtaconglaimeiyouaiguoni，ninengbunengbatarangjiwo。”
chengqimingyibianxintengdifuqilushanshan，yibianyongchirendeyanguangkanzhewo：“lulingling，niyaoshiganshanghaishanshan，woraobuleni。”
woxinxiang，zheiyebushiworangtaguide。
wolikefahuichuzuiqiangyanji，yanshenyibanyoushangyibanyuanhen：“chengqiming，niyaoshixihuanwomeimei，keyizaodiangaosuwo，hebiduiwoxuqingjiayi。”
“woyiweinishizhenxinxiangyaoquwode，meixiangdaonimenbeidilizheimewochuo。wokancuonile。”
“womingbaile，shiwoduoyule，wozheijiuqusi！”
wojiangbolibeihenhenzhaxiangshenshangdexuedai。
zhongrendejinghuzhong，wodaodibuqi。
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henkuai，lujiaerxiaojielushanshanqiaozijijiejieqiangjiao，shengshijituandashaoyechengqimingyijiaotaliangchuandechouwenchuanbianlewangluo。
yishijian，lujiachenglegexiaohua。
congyiyuanxinglai，yingruyanliandeshiwobaluzhenghaiyinchendelian。
tajuzheshoujiwendao：“lulingling，nizaigaoshenmegui？weishenmewomendejiashizaiwangshangchuandedaochudoushi？nibuzhidaonimeimeixianzaigangchudao，zuizhongyaodeshimingshengma？”
womalianmanglahuitadeshou：“niwentazheigeganshenme，linglinggangshouleshang，nirangtahuanhuan。”
shuozhe，yongtanjiudeyanshenwangxiangwo。
lushanshanzaojiuzaiyipangkudeliansecanbai，bawoneipianxindefumukudexindousuile。
hehe，wozaixinlilengxiao。
yigerenchangheilian，yigerenchanghonglian，haizhenshipeihemoqi。
yipangdechengqiminglianbinglengdeheren，tahenhendishuo：“lulingling，niyiweinibashiqingnaozheimeda，jiunengxiyinwodezhuyima？”
wotoutoufanlegebaiyan，sheiyaonizheigelanhuangguale。
jinjiezheshenxiyikouqi，yiceshengunxiabingchuangkaishihaojiao：“bama，duibuqi，shiwomeiyong，ranglujiachuchoule，woyemeixiangdaochengqiminghuizaizheimeduorenmianqiangenwotuihun，wo，wohaishiqusihaole！”
woyibianshuozhe，yibianchongxiangchuangbian，tashanglechuangyan。
womendouzhidao，yiyuandechuanghushitiaobuchuqude。
beizhongrenlanzhudewoqiliyixiao，kaishisichezijidetoufa。
“qinmeimeibeipanwo，weihunfupaoqiwo，wodeqindielengmodaiwo，congjintianqi，woyaofuchou！fuchou！”
lushanshanzaiyipanghedeyidongbugandong，lianjiakudouwangle。
“goule！nifashenmefeng，zheigeyangzixiangshenmehua，haiyouyidiandaxiaojiedeyangzima！”
luzhenghaiyilianweiyanxiangwohoudao，juqiyoushoujiuyaoshanwoerguang。
tadezheigebiaoqingwotaishuxile，buguanjialifashengshenmeshi，diyifanyingyongyuanyaojiaoxunwo。
haozaiyishengjishiganlaile，tazhouzhemei：“qingbuyaozaiyiyuandashengxuanhua。haiyou，nimenzheigejiarenshizenmedangde，bingrenyijingzhongduyiyuwaijiajingshenshichangle，nimenjuranhai**ta。”
zheixiatamenzhongyuxinle，chenmoliangmiao，womazhongyukaikoule：“linglingtazenmele，wojingranbuzhidao，wonvershenglezheimeyanzhongdebing。”
tazouguolaifuqiwo，toutoumozheyanlei。yebuzhidaozheiyanleilijifenzhenqing，jifenjiayi。
“jirannimenxianzaizhidaole，yihouyanxingzhuyidian。xianzainimenchuqurangbingrenhaohaoxiuxiba。”
daitamenzouyuan，woyuyishengjizhang：“zhouyisheng，hezuoyukuai！”
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我得了病是真的。
congjishiqi，ershiduonianlaiwomeiyouyitianweizijihuoguo。
wojiafangfoyigefengjiandajiazu，zuoweiluzhenghaidezhangnv，congxiaotamenjiugaosuwo，yaojilujiazhanglianmian，yaofuzhuwodedidiluzhiqijieshouhezhuangdalushijituan。
zongzhi，jiushiyaoweilushijituanfengxianwodeyiqie。
suoyidangmianduifuqindedamahebiyi，mianduimuqindepianxinyumoshi，mianduitamenshanzuozhuzhangweiwodingxiadehunyin，wocongmeixiangguofankang，zhishijuedeyoushenmezongshiyazaixinkou，rangwochuanbuguoqi。
zhujianfazhanchengshimian、mengyan，toutongyulie。
houlaizaizhouyishengneijieshoulehenzhangshijiandexinlizhiliao，caizhujiankanqingleshenbianderenheshi。
yuqineihaoziji，buruzhetengbieren。
congyiyuanhuidaojia，wonandejizijifanglejitianjia。
pingchangzheigeshihou，wobidingshizaigongsimangqianmanghou，jugongjincui。
danshijintian，wozhengmangzhedakaishoujikanrenao。
dinghunyanshangfashengdeyiqiebeibozhumentianyoujiacusongshangleresou，wangyoumenmangzhechigua，shunbianqidizheichanghaomenlianyinlideaihenqingchou。
“chengqiminghelulinglingzaozaishinianqianjiuyouhunyuele，wojideyiqianlaochengzongduiwaidouchenglulinglingshitaerxifuni。”
“chengqimingyizhidouwandetinghuade，daxuedeshihoujiujiaoguojigenvpengyou，xianzaiyouqugoudaweihunqidemeimei，lulinglinggongjurenshican。”
“huashuolushanshanzhiqianjieshoucaifangbushihaishuozijimeitanguolianaima。”
“xiangzouqingchunyunvrenshebei，zheixiafanchele！”
wangshangbianpaitamendeduanziyuelaiyueduo。wotangzaishafashang，kanzhewangyoujianjiban《huijiadeyouhuozhilushifengyun》bujindaxiaochusheng。
yaoshihuanzuoyiqian，weilelushijituandelianmian，woyidinghuiyinrendirenlezheicituihun，bingqiebangtamenzhaohaoliyou。
dingzhewaijiedezhongzhongcaice，rangtamenquanshenertui。
dantamenmeixiangdao，zheiciwoburenle。
zhengzhunbeikaipingjiuqingzhuyixia，wojiedaozhulidedianhua：“lingjie，ganggangxiaoluzongliansehenbuhao，shuoyaoquzhaonisuanzhang。”
xiaoluzongzhengshiwoneibuzhengqidedidiluzhiqi。
yixiangqiqianxietiantaheneiduigounannvyiqishangliangzhezenmezaidinghunyanshangtuiwodehun，wojiuqideyateng。
lailezhenghao，woyexiangjianta。
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wolianmangzhualuanletoufa，kaozaishafashangchengxuruozhuang。
tayijinmen，pitougailianjiushiyidunzhiwen：“lulinglingniliangtianbushangbanle，neimeduorendengzhenikaihui，nizaizheishuidajue，nishixiangtuokuawomenma？”
wokuxiaodao：“niyekandaole，woxianzaishentibuhao，nicaishilushijituandejiebanren，youshenmeshi，nilaixiajuecejiuhaole。”
zhiqianmingmianshangluzhiqidezhiweibiwogao，dantaxuanfudezuofengbingbunengdedaojituanshangxiaderenke，suoyidabufenshihoudoushiyouwojueceheshishi。
kandaolushijituanzhengzhengrishang，tazhujianpiaole，yiweidoushizijidegonglao。
luzhiqimianlubuxie：“wozuojueceshimeiwenti，dannibiewanglenishiwodeyuangong，bieyiweizijixiangqiaobanjiuqiaoban。”
“zhiqi，zheibudoushiweinihaoma，bushinishuodema，kanjianwojiujuedehuiqi。”
luzhiqidezuijiaoweiweichoudongleyixia：“woshenmeshihoushuoguo。”
woyincecedixiaoqilai：“dangranshinidehaomeimeigaosuwodea，tashuo，nizaojiuxiangyaowogunchujituanle。”
qishizheihua，shiwoqianxietianwuyitingdaotahelushanshan、chengqimingzaiyiqishishuode。
wozheididibuxihuanwo，wozaojiuzhidao。
congxiao，fumujiubaguanjiaopeiyanghaodididezerenrengzaiwodetoushang。
wobudebujidangbamayoudanglaoshi，sisidiguanzhuta。
meidangwoduitayanliyixie，wofumuqueyoupaoguolaidanghaoren，daotoulai，luzhiqizengedezhiyouwoyigerenbale。
erlushanshanmeiyoudangdaxiaojiedezeren，huodeziyousanman，lianggerenchouweixiangtouziranjiujiemengle，yiqilaipaichiwozheigedajie。
yiqianwozhidangtamenshihaiziqi。
zhidaowotingdaotamenshangliangzhedangzhongtuihunrangwochuchou，luzhiqigengshijiaoxiaozhekeyizaishihounachudianbufengzhuoyingdezhengju，xuanyangwopinxingbuduan、zuofengbuzheng，suoyourenjiuhuijiangtuihundeyuanyinguijiuzaiwoshenshang。
shunbian，wozaijituandeweixinyehuidadajiangdi。
luzhiqitingwozheimeyishuomingxianlengzhule，tadangranzhidaozijihaizanshimeiyouzaijituanzhanwenjiaogen，woyaoshilikechoushen，tajiucunbunanxingle。
yushitayuqihuanhelebushao：“jie，shanshantazheishizainawokaiwanxiaoni，wozenmekenengrangnizou。”
“e？nihaihuzheta？”woshurankaojintadelianlengxiaodao。
“takeshibanidejihuaquangaosuwole。nixiangyaohaiwoshenbaiminglie，shiqusuoyourendexinren，zheiyangzhenggejituanjiushinidetianxiale。”
“tayibianrangnibangtachumouhuace，yibianbanidehuadouzhuanshujiwo，yezhiyounineimechun，yiweitatianzhendanchun。”
“qishi，tacaishixiangyaojidiaonidangshangjichengrenderen。”
“balebale，nimenliangmanmanzhengba。wozheishentiyebuxingle，yihoujituandeshiwojiubuguanle。”
wobishangyan，yangzhuangkanbujianluzhiqiyizhenlvyizhenbaidelianse。
guolebanshang，tacaiyaoyaqiechidishuodao：“tayaoshizhenganzhengwo，wobuhuifangguota。”
说完摔门而去。
wodaoshimeishewangtamenjiucixiongmeijueliele，zhishikanjiantafan，xiangqitayiqi。
woshenlegelanyao，dadianhuajilushijituanyanfabudezongjian：“kedashen，kaolvdezenmeyangle，yaobuyaodairenlaixingongsi？”
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buchubantian，chengqimingjiupeizhelushanshanqishixiongxiongdilaidaolewojia，jinjiezheerlaide，shiwodefumu。
wodezheigexiaogongyu，haishidiyicizheimerenao。
chengqimingnushizhewo：“lulingling，wozirenweimeiyouduibuqilujiadedifang，gailvxingdehunyuewoyelvxingle，zhishiduixianghuanchengleshanshan。nijiuneimehenwomen，yaobazheijianshixuanyangdequanshijiedouzhidao？”
shuodehaoyigelizhiqizhuang，haoxiangxianghuidiaowomingshengderenlimeiyoutayiyang。
wozhidaotashijile，zheijitianyulunchixufajiao，shengshijituandegujiayesuizhixiadie，gudongmenduitayoulebuxiaodeyijian。
wozhuazheyibazhijinxuanranliutidemoyang：“qimingnizenmenengzheimeshuoni，nimenyaoshizaodiangaosuwozhenxiang，wojiushizaibushe，zaixintong，woyehuizhenxinzhufunimende。”
“neixiecaijingbozhu，doushiwoweilejixiayibulushijituanheshengshijituanhezuozaoshiqinglaide。rangtamenkanjianzheiyimu，bushiwodebenyiya。”
chengqimingyouyisidongrong，shuohuadoubianyouyule：“nei......nizaixiangbanfajiaotamenbazheixieneirongshanle，zaifadiantiezijieshiyixia。”
“haohaohao，qimingniyaoxiangxinwo，zhiyaoshinixihuande，wodoushebudeshanghaide。woyidingtinimenjieshiqingchu。”
chengqimingxiayishidixiangbaozhukudeshangqibujiexiaqidewo。
zheizhonggounanrenzuixihuannvrenzhudongshihaoheshiruole，congqianwozhishibuxiang，bushibuhui。
lushanshanyikanqingkuangbudui，lianmangchahua：“jie，nizheishishenmeyisi？balujiachengjiademingshengdougaochoule，nimanyileba？mingmingqimingyikaishijiushixihuanwo，pingshenmeyaorangtagennidinghun？”
wowugudiyaoyaotou：“nizheihuajiushuodebuduile。woweiletigaowomenliangjialianyindeyingxiangli，hualeduoshaoxinsia。daoshiniheqiming，zaidinghunyanshanggongbuguanxi，jiujingshishenmemude？”
“shixiangzhenglujiahechengjia，haishidanchundixiangzhengwo？”
lushanshancongweijianguowozheiyangrenzhendifanbo，jiangtadexinsibaoluwuyi，yishijianyedeshuobuchuhua。
guolehaoyihuicaifanyingguolai，qiuzhuluzhenghai：“ba！jiejieyuanwangwo，wocaiganbuchuzheizhongrebabashengqideshini！haibushijiejieyixiangtaibadao，womenyaoshisixiazhaotatuihun，tabudanbutongyi，haihuichaisanwomen。”
yuanbenyouxiedongyaodeluzhenghai，beiyanleiwangwangdelushanshanyaoyiyaogebo，xinjiudunshipianxiangtaipingyangqule。
tameitouyizhou：“nikanni，yebuzhidaorangzhedianmeimei。yaobushitahaipani，zhiyudaoxianzaicaigongbutuihundeshima。”
一句句冷漠如冰。
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mingzhidaozaiyutamenzhengbiandoushitulaowugong，danwoannabuzhuneixindebeiliang，biziyisuan：“ba，woyoumeiyourangzhedidimeimei，nixinliyinggaizuiqingchu。”
zheixienianlai，wobangzhetazhaoguluzhiqihelushanshanjiujingfuchuleduoshao，wobuxintabuzhidao。
tazhishichuaizhemingbaizhuanghutu，xiangyazhanulidezibenjiayiyang，xiangyongzuishaoshishehuoquzuidadehuibao。
kanwoqingxujidong，tadagaishipaqihuaileshengchanduidelvhetizuideyang，yuqiweiweihuanhe：“dinghunyandeshixianbushuole，neinijintianyougenzhiqishuoleshenme？weishenmetajintianyihuijiajiuqichongchongdigenshanshanchaojia？”
“wonengshuoshenme？tahemeimeiyizhiyilaidouqingyishenhou，nalundedaowoshuohua。yexushishanshanzuoleshenmeredezhiqibutongkuaileba。”
woyinyangguaiqidikanlekanlushanshan。
tamengquanzhongdaizhexinxu，wangchengqimingshenshangkao。
“nihemajiushiweilewenwozheigelaiwodegongyuma？guoranwozainimenxinzhongliangencaodouburu，woshengbinglebujiannimenguanxin，erziyibukaixinlejiunawoxingshiwenzui。”
“ruguonimenshizaihuaiyiwocongzhongzuogeng，jiushalewoba，fanzhengwoyebuxiangzaihuozaizheigejiale！”
duidailuzhenghai，woshiyidianyebuxiangzhuangkelianle。
“ni！niganzheigetaidugenwoshuohua！”
duonianlaiyixiangguaishundongshi、jinxiaoshenweidenverzheimegentashuohua，rangtashifenzhenhan。
tayouxianggujizhongshibawozouyidun。
wozhuazhuletagaogaojuqideshouwan，yikouyaoxiaqu。
fanglichuanlaiwomahelushanshandeshuangzhongjianjiao：“nifenglema！”
“yishengzaojiushuowofengle，shinimenbuxin。buxiangbeiyaodehua，jiuganjingunhuiqu。”
luzhenghaiqideliandouzile，yangyansheiyebuxuguanwo，jiurangwozheiyangzhuangfengmaisha、zibaoziqixiaqu，mingtianqi，lushijituanzaiyemeiyouwodeweizhile。
我求之不得呢。
womashensedanyoudikanzhewo，haixiangwanguowozaishuoxieshenme，beilushanshanyibalazou：“ma，meikanbazhengshengqima，womenganjinzou，bieguantale。”
shuobatachuchukeliandiwangxiangchengqiming：“qiminggege，jiejiexianzaiqingxubuwending，shuodehuanibiedangzhen，womenxianrangtalengjinglengjing。”
tasesuozaichengqimingdeyifupajiledeyangzi，chengqimingshenshenkanlewoyiyan，bianhetamencongconglikai。
wobujingankai，zicongdelejingshenbing，wodejingshenhaoduole。
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huixiangqixiaodeshihou，wohaishihuishewangkaoyanleidedaofumudeguanxinhetongqingde。
xiaoxiaodewoshuaipolexigai，weiqubabadikanzhebaba，tazhishitouyebuhuidishuodao：“kushenmeku，bierewoxinfan。”
houlaiwodemeiyicikuqi，zhihuihuanlaitadelengchaorefeng。
woduoxiwangtakeyilaibangwokaiyicijiazhanghui，duoxiwangtanengqinzidaiwoquyiciyouleyuan，duoxiwangtanengzaiwokaoquanxiaodiyideshihouhaohaobiaoyangwoyici。
keshitameiyou，zhiyinweiwobushitasuoqiwangdeerzi。
zhiyuwoma，zhixiangdangyigeyifuzailaogongshenbianxiangfudeguifu。
laogongxihuanshenme，tabianliuyishenme。laogongbuxihuanshenme，tayetongyanglengmoyidai。
zaihoulailuzhiqichushengle，duozouletamensuoyoudemuguangheai。
zaifumudeguanshuxia，woyejianjianrenweiwoderenshengrenwujiushijiaohaodidiluzhiqi，fuzuoluzhiqi，bangtashunlijichengjiaye。
wogangkaishijuede，shibushiyinweiwofumuzhongnanqingnv，renweizhiyounanhaicaipeiyongyouyiqie。
keshilushanshandechushengdapolewodehuanxiang。
neishihoulushijituanyijingfengshengshuiqi，tamenyebuzaiyouchuanzongjiedaideyali，yigenvhaidedanshengchengletamenfuqiguanxidediaojipin。
congxiaojiaoyangdelushanshankeyixiangshoutaziyoukuailederensheng。
taxiangjinyulequan，luzhenghaijiuchuqiansongtaquhanguodanglianxisheng，shenzhizaziyuanrangtachudao。
zaiwanghou，woyiweizhiyaowozugounuli，jiunengdedaotamendechongai。
chengjidingjian、jieshougongsi、jieshoulianyin。
woxiangyigetixiandemuou，yibubuanzhaotamenjiwoshedingdemubiaopanpazhe。
至于程启明。
womennianshaoxiangshi，zaozaodingxiahunyue。tayecengduiwoyouguohaogande。
zhishiwobeixuexideyalihejiatingdezerenyadechuanbuguoqi，meiyouyulizaifenjitayisimuguang。
tajianjianjuedewowuquyoukeban，shenzhirenweiwoshiyigezhizaihuminglihejinqiandenvren。
houlaitianzhenjiaoqiaodelushanshanchuxianle，tajuedeneicaishitanvpengyouyingyoudemoyang。
suoyitadangzhongtuihun，bujinxiandezijihenbazong，yenengjiwohenhenyiji，baoledangchuzaiwozheichibiedechou。
erwodemeimei，zhiyinweitaxihuanwodeweihunfu，fumujiuyouzhetashangyanyichangdinghunyanshangdenaoju，shenzhilianyishengzeguaiyemeiyou。
wobumingbaia，weishenmewozheimenulidirangzijibianhao，yijingzuodaolezuihao，jihubuxipaoqizijisuoyoudegexingqufucongtamendezhihuiheyuanwang，huanlaidequeshitamendeyanqi。
woshenzhiyiduyiwei，shibushiwogenbenbushiqinshengde，kexideshi，bushi，woqueshishiwofumudeqinshengnver。
zheifangfoyigexiaohua，zaishuomingwotianshengjiubuzhidebeiai。
xiangzhezheixiezaolanshi，yuanbendahaodexinqingyesanle，woyazhehuoqizaishafashangchenchenshuiqu。
zheiyijuejiushuidaolediertianxiawu，woyiguandiaofeixingmoshi，shoujijiuchuanlaidinglingguanglangdetishiyin。
wopiaoyiyanshouji，yixiajiujingshenle。
shiluzhiqideliutiaoliushimiaodebaozaoyuyin。
buyongdiankai，jiunengcaidaotazaishuoshenme。
lushijituan，yijingkaishibiantiange。