《回我家过年吧》 小说介绍
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dengxiwanshouchulai,qiahaokanjianlaogongdakaichemenzuolejinqu。
「zhaosu!」wohanleyiju,lijihuishouxiangtashiyi。
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漆黑的夜下着小雨。
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此刻我什么都没想。
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我已经想通了。
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「nijiushigangcaibaojingdelinvshima?」
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「你老公脑子……」
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wokuzhefuhe:「exin!**!」
「guniangnibuyaozheji,womenzheijiubangnidadianhua。」
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我哭到失声。
jingchamenyizhibawosongxiagaosu,hewofumupengtoucaizou。
「妈的个巴子!」
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我笑了。
「fangguo,dangranyaofangguo,dengminzhengjushangbanlewojiuhetalihun。」
「啊?」
tamenmeixiangguowohuizheimeshuo,danzhuannianyixiangqueshifenzhichiwo,youxietongkufeitongxingbunengtihui。
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我去哪了?
我去你坟头蹦迪了!
jiuzaizheishishoujiyouxiangle,shizhaosudalaide。
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「wei,qinqina,nipaonaqule!」
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shuowanzheijutaxiangshiyaoguaduandeyisi,wobameimaoyitiaokaikoule:
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「……爸?」
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妈妈也咆哮起来:
「laoniangfangxinjianshangtengdehaizi,jiaonizheimegeduzisuiyiqiru,nijilaoniangdengzhe,laoniangmashangquzhaonimawenwen,kankanshibushiyijiadouzheizhonggoudongxi!」
「ma……bushi……wo……」
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