《倒霉熊不是停播了吗?》 小说介绍
xihuansanhudehailungongzhude《daomeixiongbushitingbolema?》zheibenshukeweiyongxinliangku,neironghenxiyinren,renwumiaoxiejingzhi,gaochaodieqi,rangrenliulianwangfan,linxizhouyushigaishudezhujiao。zhuyaojiangshudeshi:zhuanshenyitoupudaolezijizhaixiaodechuangshang,yongzhentousisimengzhulenaodai。beizichengleweiyidebaolei,gejuelewaimiansiwujidandexiao……
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wochadaodaerdisicisijichengji——424fen,chayifenjige。
shiyouxiaofengle:“daomeixiongtingboduoshaonianle?zenmehaiyoudaomeixiong?”dangwanwomengjiandiwucikaoshi,
zuowentishijiaguwen,tinglishiyindufangyan。
jingxinghoubanyeliangdiandajizhumazhouyu:“wohuibuhuiyongyuanguobulesiji?”tamaleju“shenjingbing”jiuguaduan。
weilediwucikaoshi,wokaiqimozhengbeikaomoshi:——bakenanhaibaodaotiechuangtou,
jieguobanyehaibaodiaoxialaihuwoyilian;——gendubbcxinwendaodanaoqueyang,
zaishitangtuokouerchu“jiwoyifenlaoshurou”;——touyongzhouyudemuyulu,
zhiyinbaozhuangxiezhe“englishgardenxiangwei”。
kaowanchulaiwokuchengleiren:“zuowenyouxiepaotile…”chafenneitianwobizheyanbashoujisaijizhouyu。
tahuranxiaochusheng:“zheicibuyongdangdaomeixiongle——”“xiaoxiongtongxue,huanyinglaidao425fenxingqiu。
”---dangneigeshuzitiaojinyanlianshi,linxiganjuequanshendexueyexiangshibeishunjianchougan,
youzaixiayimiaobeimengdiguanmanlebingchazi。424。diannaopingmushang,
shuodade**shuzihoumiangenzheyigewuqingdexiaoshudian,xiangzhibinglengdeyanjing,chaonongdizhushizheta。
linxisisidingzheneige“424”,shouzhiwuyishidikouzhelianjiadesuliaojianpanbianyuan,
fachuxiweide“kada”sheng。sushelifengshanwengwengdizhuanzhe,jiaodongzhemenredekongqi,
yejiaodongzheneilingrenzhixidesiji。“peng!”yishengmenxiang。linxideetouzhongzhongzazaizhuomianshang,
fachujuewangdekongsu。jinjiezhe,yishengyouzhangqilideaihaosipolewuhoudeyonglan:“a——!
”zheishengbeimingrutongyigexinhaodan。duichuangzhengshuazhegaoxiaoshipindepangshanmengdiyidou,
shoujichadianzazailianshang;pangbianfuzhemianmodexiaoya,zuijiaoneidianyouxiandexiaoyishunjianninggu,
baisedemianmoniliekaiyidaohuajidefengxi;ersushezhangwenwen,zhengqiaozhejiaotuzhijiayou,shouyihua,
xianhongdekoudanzhijietudaolejiaozhifengli。“you……424?”pangshandeshengyindaizhenanyizhixindezhanyin,
xiaoxinyiyiditantou。linximengdizhiqishen,yanquantonghong,xiangzhibeibidaojuejingdetuzi。
tazhizhepingmudeshouzhidoudebuchengyangzi,shengyindaizhekuqiang:“di、di、diercile!dierci424!
yicishiyiwai,liangcishimousha!jueduishimousha!yidingshibeizibenzuojule!”tamengdizhanqilai,
yizituiheshuinidimocafachucierdejianjiao,“xitongshibushigenwoyouchou?shibushijiuchawozheiyigebuguo?
”sushelineiduanzandejingeshunjianbeiyizhongqiyide、jihuyaobaozhadehuanlequdaile。pangshandiyigemeibiezhu,
“puchi”yisheng,jinjiezhejiuxiangdianranleyinxin,xiaoyalianshangdemianmochedibenglie,
wenwenkanzhezijituhuadejiaozhi,zaiyerenbuzhu,baofachujingtiandongdidedaxiao。“puhahahahaha!
”pangshanxiaodezhipaizhuozi,shangqibujiexiaqi,“linxi!xixi!wodebao!nizheishishenmetizhia?
xingyunnvshentalaorenjiashigenniwanyiersanmutourenma?yidongjiu424?”xiaoyayibachediaolianshangdemianmo,
luchudixiatongyangxiaodeniuqudelian:“aiyowoqu!xixi,nizheinashikaosijia,nizheishijingzhunzhidao!
zhuanmenwang424dekenglitiao!jiaokeshujide‘yifenzhicha’anli!”wenwencazheyanjiaoxiaochulaideleihua,
shengyinhaizaidou:“zhende,xixi,wofule。daomeixiongdonghuapiandoutingboduoshaonianle?zenmehaiyoudaomeixionga?
”tamofangzhedonghuapianlidaomeixiongbenzhuoyouzongshibuzouyundeyangzi,zuolegekuazhangdeshuaijiaodongzuo,
youyinlaiyizhenhongtangdaxiao。“daomeixiong!hahaha,duiduidui!taitieqiele!”pangshanhexiaoyapaishoufuhe。
“lin·zhenrenban·daomeixiong·xi!”xiaoyaxiangliangdihanchulezheigexinfenghao。“nimengoule!
”linxizhuaqishoubiandemaorongwanouhenhenzaguoqu,wanouruanmianmiandizhuangzaipangshanshenshang,haowushashangli,
faneryinlaigengxiangliangdexiaosheng。shiyoumenmoxingdexiaoshengxiangwushuzhixiaochongzi,wengwengdiwangtaerduolizuan,
zuandetanaorenshengteng。neigecierde“daomeixiong”waihao,xiangguntangdeluotie,
zaitaguntangdelianjiashangfanfuluoxiayinji。424debinglengshuzihaizaishiwangmoshangzhuoshao,neiwaijiajizhixia,
yigujudadeweiquhekonghuangmengdichongshangbijian。tamengdixileyixiabizi,zaigengxiongyongdeleishuijuedizhiqian,
zhuanshenyitoupudaolezijizhaixiaodechuangshang,yongzhentousisimengzhulenaodai。beizichengleweiyidebaolei,
gejuelewaimiansiwujidandexiaosheng,quegejuebuleneigemozhoubandeshuzihewaihao。
linxiquansuozaimenredebeiwoli,xiangzhishoushangdexiaoshou,jianbangwushengdisongdongzhe。
424……daomeixiong……zheilianggecizaitahundundedanaolifanfupengzhuang、huixiang,yuelaiyuekuai,yuelaiyuexiang,
zuizhonghuaweiyipianciyandebaiguang,tunshiletazuihouyidianqingxingdeyishi。……heianzhanchourumozhi,huanhuantunqu,
luchuyigebingleng、juda、lingrenxinjidekongjian。canbaideguangxiancongtoudingqingxieerxia,
zhaoliangxiafangyipaipaijiangyingdezhuoyi。kongqilimimanzhexiaodushuihemouzhongwuxingyalidehunheqiwei,
chendiandiandiyazaixiongkou。linxifaxianzijizhengzuozaiyizhangbinglengdeyizishang,
mianqianshiyizhangkongbaidedatikaheyifenshijuan。shijuandechuganbingliangermosheng。tamangranditaiqitou,
judadedianzizhongxuanzaijiaoshizhengqianfang,xinghongdeshuzibinglengditiaodongzhe:00:15:23。
tinglikaoshiyijingkaishishiwufenzhongle?yiguhanqicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai。
tamengdiditoukanxiangshijuanshangdetinglibufen——neixieyuanbengaishiyingwentimudedifang,
cikepamanleniuqu、gulao、wanquanwufabianshidefuhao!xiangwushuzhiguaiyidechongzi,zaicanbaidezhiyeshangrudong。
jiaguwen?tanaozilibengchuzheigehuangmiudeci,xinzangshunjianbeiyizhibinglengdeshouzuanjin。jiuzaizheishi,
jiangtaishangneigejudadeyinxiangfachuyizhencierdedianliuzaoyin,zizilala,xiangshibinsideyeshouzaichuanxi。
zaoyinguohou,yigejiqiguguai、daizhenongzhongjuansheyinheqiteshengjiangdiaodeshengyin,
xcessiveconsumptionof…”zhei……zheigenbenbushibbchuovoa!
zheinongliedekaliweijuansheyin,fenmingshiyindufangyan!linxihunshenbingliang,erduowengwengzuoxiang,
meiyigeyinjiedouxiangguozhenijiangdeshitou,henhenzazaitahunluandeshenjingshang。tajuewangdikanxiangpangbiandekaosheng,
xiangxunqiuyisiqueren,quejingkongdifaxianlinzuoderengenbenmeiyoulian!zhiyouyituanmohude、rudongdemasaike!
konghuangxiangtengmanyiyangchanzhutadehoulong,yueshouyuejin。taqiangpozijiditou,sisidingzhuxiayidaoti——zuowenti。
shijuanshang,timuyaoqiudeweizhi,heranhuazhejigegengjiafanfu、gengjiazhengningdexiangxingtuan!neiniuqudexiantiao,
neiguiyidezuhe……taliancaidouwucongcaiqi!wanle!disanci!disanci424!
zheigeniantourutongcuidudebingzhui,henhenzhajintadexinzang,dailaijianruidejutonghemiedingdejuewang。
binglengdezhixiganshunjianyanmeileta。tazhangkaizui,xiangyaojianjiao,quefabuchurenheshengyin。
shijiezaiyanqianjuliedixuanzhuan、niuqu,zuizhongbeiyipianshenbujiandideheiancheditunshi!“a——!
”linximengdicongchuangshangdanzuoqilai,xiangyitiaobeipaoshangandeyu,xiongkoujulieqifu,dakoudakoudichuanzhecuqi。
lenghanjintouletadeshuiyi,nianniditiezaibeishang,dailaiyizhenzhenhanyi。susheliyipianqihei,
zhiyoupangshanqingweierguilvdehanshengzaijijingzhongqifu。menglidejuewanghebinglengshirucizhenshi,
zhenshidaoxinzanghaizaifengkuangdileigu,meiyicitiaodongdouqianchezheduntong。jiaguwen,yindufangyan,
mohudemasaikeliankong……haiyouneigedisanci424fendailaidezhixigan……xiangbinglengdechaoshui,
yibobochongjizhetacuiruodeshenjing。buxing!jueduibuxing!bunengrangtabianchengxianshi!
zheigeniantoudaizheqiansuoweiyoudejingju,shunjianjuezhuletasuoyoudelizhi。taxuyaoyidianshengyin,
yidianhuorende、nengbatacongzheinibibandekonghuanglizhuaichulaideshengyin!xianzai!like!mashang!heianzhong,
tajihushipingzhebennengmodaolezhenbiandeshouji。bingliangdepingmuguangshunjianciliangletadelian,
yezhaoliangletongxunluzuidingduanneigemingzi——zhouyu。shouzhibidanaogengkuaiyibu,daizheguzhuyizhidezhandou,
yonglianxialelvsedebohaojian。“du…du…du…”dandiaodedengdaiyinzaisijideyelibeiwuxianfangda,
meiyishengdouqiaozaitajinbengdeshenjingshang。shijianbiandewubizhanchou。buzhiguoleduojiu,yexuzhiyoujimiao,
yexumanzhangruyigeshiji,dianhuazhongyubeijieqi。“wei?
”yigedichenshaya、beinongzhongshuiyibaoguodejihuhuabukaideshengyinchuanlai,
daizhenongnongdebunaifanhebeidaraodefanzao。“zhouyu!”linxideshengyinjianlidebianlediao,
daizhejiehouyushengdekuqianghemengyancanliudejinghuang,buguanbugudichongkouerchu,“wowanle!
womengjianwoyoukaole424!disanci!wozheicizhendewanle!wohuibuhuiyongyuandouguobulesijile?
wohuibuhuibianchengneigeyongyuande424daomeixiong?nishuoa!woshibushiwanle?
”dianhuaneitouxianruleduanzande、lingrenzhixidechenmo。zhiyouweiruodedianliushengzaizilazuoxiang。
zheichenmobirenhechizedougengranglinxixinhuang。jimiaozhonghou,neigeshayadeshengyinzaicixiangqi,
meiyigezidouxiangguozhebingzha,qingxidizaguolai:“linxi。”talianmingdaixingdijiaota,
yuqilimeiyouyisiwendu,“**shibushiyoushenjingbing?kankanxianzaijidian!”jinjiezhe,
tingtonglichuanlaiyishengqingxide、haobuliuqingdeguaduanyin——“du…du…du…”binglengdemangyinxiangyipenbingshui,
doutoujiaomielelinxineidianyinjidukongjuerdianrandefengkuang。shoujipingmudeyingguangyouyoudiyingzhetacanbaidelian。
lingchenliangdiansishiqifen。taweichizhejiangyingdezishizuozaichuangshang,tingzheneidandiaodemangyin,
tingzhepangshananwendehansheng,tingzhezijixinzangzaixiongqianglichenzhongergududitiaodong。
gangcaineigubuguyiqiedechongdongchaoshuibantuiqu,liuxiadeshi**luodeganga、nankan,
haiyouyisibeijianruicitongdeganjue。zhouyuneibinglengde“shenjingbing”sangezi,xiangzhenyiyangzhazaixinshang。
jijingwushengdimanyan。chuangwainongchoudeyese,fangfoyeyidiandianshentoujinlai,jinranletadesizhibaihai。
tamanmandi、manmandiquansuoqishenti,baguntangdelianjiashenshenmaijinquqidexigaili。zheiyici,meiyouyanlei,
zhiyouyizhongbeichoukonglesuoyouliqidexutuogan,
heyizhonggengjiaqingxi、gengjiachenzhongderenzhichendiandiandiyalexialai:meiyoutuilule。zheicisiji,bixuguo!
napashibadiaoyicengpi,napashizhuangponanqiang,yedeguo!zheichenzhongdejuewuxiangyikuaijushitouruxinhu,
jiqidebushilianyi,ershixiongyongdexuanwo。linximengditaiqitou,heianzhong,tadeyanjingliangdejingren,
shanshuozheyizhongjinhupianzhide、pofuchenzhoudeguangmang。kongjubeiyigugengmanhengdeliliangqiangxingyalexiaqu,
querdaizhideshiyizhongjinhubingtaidekangfen。taxiankaibeizi,chijiaotiaoxiachuang,mosuozhedakailezhuoshangdexiaotaideng。
hunhuangdeguangquanshunjianqusanleyixiaopianheian。taxianggejijiangchuzhengdezhanshi,daizheyizhongbeizhuangdeshenqing,
fanxiangdaoju。henkuai,tacongchoutizuishenchu,chouchuleyizhangbianyuanyouxiejuanjiaodekenanhaibao。haibaoshang,
yongyuanruizhilengjingdemingzhentanzhengyongtaneidongxiyiqiedeyanshenningshizheqianfang。
linxidingzhekenanneishuangfangfonengkantouzhenxiangdeyanjing,youxiangqimenglineijiaguwenzuowentiheyindufangyantingli,
yiguhanyihunhezhejuexinyongleshanglai。tazhaolaitoumingjiaodai,zuiliniannianyouci:“kenandashenzaishang!
qusanmeiyun!dongchazhenxiang!zhuwosijiguoguanzhanjiang!”ranhou,
tazuoleyigejiqiweibeichanglidedongzuo——xiaoxinyiyidibahaibaodaoleguolai,
rangkenandatouchaoxiadixuanzaichuangtouqiangshang,zaiyongjiaodaizizixixiditiehao。hunhuangdedengguangxia,
daoxuandekenanliantiezaiqiangshang,yanshenyijiuruili,danzishiquetouzheyigushuobuchudeguiyi。linxishuangshouheshi,
duizhedaoguade“shouhushen”qianchengdibailebai,fangfowanchengleyixiangshenshengdeyishi。zuowanzheiyiqie,
tacaizhangzhangyuleyikouqi,xiangshixiexialeqianjinzhongdan,daizheyizhongqiyideanxinganzhongxinpahuichuangshang。zheiyiye,
houbanyejingyiwaidishuideanwen。daoguadekenansihuzhendezhenzhuleneixiechimeiwangliangdeemeng。
zhidao——“pada!”yishengchenmendeqingxiang。jinjiezhe,
yidapianbingliang、daizheyoumoyinshuapinteyouqiweidezhizhang,
haowuyuzhaodi、jiejieshishidihuzailelinxishushuidelianshang,gaizhuletadekoubi。“wu!”linxishunjianjingxing,
mengdixileyikouqi,quezhixirulezhizhangdexianweihehuichen,qiangdetajuliekesouqilai。
tashoumangjiaoluandibakailianshangneidongxi,jinghunweidingdizuoqishen。chuangwaitianseweiming。jiezhexiweidechenguang,
takanqinglexijitade“xiongqi”——neizhangdaotiedekenanhaibao。dagaishijiaodaimeizhanlao,
huozheqiangpibugoujili,tazhongyubukanzhongfu,zailingchenshifenwanchengleziyouluoti,jingzhundimingzhongletadelian。
linxizhuazheyijiaodiaoxialaidehaibao,kanzheshangmiandaoxuandemingzhentanyijiulengjingdeyanshen,
zaikankanzijilangbeideyangzi,yishijiankuxiaobude。zuowanneidianshenshengdeyishiganheduxin,
zaizheiyikexiandewubihuangdan。tarouzhebeizadeyoudianfasuandebizi,tanlekouqi,momodibahaibaojuanqilai,
saihuilechoutishenchu。xuanxuezheitiaolu,sihuyebutaikaopu。kenandashenbaixiazhenlai,
倒霉熊不是停播了吗?