《让你当神棍,你真给人算命啊!》 小说介绍
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buguo,pangbiandesheyingshiquemeiyoutingchulai,waimaixiaogedeyuqibuduijing。
yinianqianzheilijiuyoutongxingbaitan,tahaiyiweizheilishigefengshuibaodi。
bingqie,waimaixiaogeyebeitajidangchenglehuitouke。
yushi,lianmangyongshouzhouqingqingpenglepengqinming,jileqinmingyigexingfendeyanshen。
neiyisishi,laodi,laishengyile,ganjinzhuajinhuyou。
huyouwanlezanmenjiunengkaizhangle。
不过,秦铭不傻。
tayaotoudao:“burenshi。”
waimaixiaogequebuxiangxinqinmingdehua,ershilenglengdedao:“burenshi?hehe,nimendoushixiazi,youdoushisuanmingde,zenmekenengburenshi?”
qinminglianmangjiangbiliangshangdeyanjingquxialai,haizhalezhayandao:“hehe,wobushixiazi,wozheiyanjingshidaoju。”
waimaixiaogelenghengyisheng,jiangxinjiangyidewendao:“neinishibushisuanmingde?”
zheiyidianqinmingmeifafouren,bijingtaxianzaizheiyishendaban,jiushisuanmingxianshengdedaban,meiyoubanfafouren。
“我是。”
秦铭大方的承认道。
buguo,dangkandaowaimaixiaogeneijianzhuangdejirouhou,qinmingyoulianmangbuchongleyijudao:“buguo,woshiwo,tashita。”
“tasuandeming,bunengsuanzaiwodetoushang。”
waimaixiaogekaolvleyixia,juedeqinmingshuodezheihuayemeimaobing。
pangbiandesheyingshi,zheishihouzhongyuhuiguoweilaile。
zheiwaimaixiaogequeshishihuitouke,danhaoxiangshihuiguotoulaidarende,erbushijitamenkaizhangde。
yushi,tarenbuzhuwendao:“xiaoge,niqunianbeineixiazijipianleduoshaoqiana?”
zheiyixia,pangbiandeqinmingyouxiezuobuzhule。
nizheihuabushizhijiechengrensuanmingdejiushishengun,jiushipianzima?
wotamadehaizenmekaizhanga?
简直就是个猪队友!
“**,zheisheyingshihaishibiekaikoule,nizheihairanggennidadangdexuanshouzenmekaizhanga?”
“hahaha,shenzhugonga,wogujizheiweijiaozuoqinmingdexuanshou,youxiangdasizheigesheyingshidechongdongle。”
“sheishuobushini,meikandaorenjiawaimaixiaogeneiyishenjianzirouma?yigerendatamenlianggedoubuchengwenti!”
“meikaizhangbushuo,haiyaoxianaiyidunda,wodoukaishitizheigexuanshoumoaile!”
“taicanle,yibaiduogecansaixuanshou,jiutazuicanle!”
“shia,bierendingduojiushizhuandeqianshaodian,tadaohao,yifenqianmeizhuan,gaobuhaohaiyaobeiguoaizou!”
“buguo,youyishuoyi,yinianqianzaizheilibaitandeneigesuanmingxiazi,yeshigelangmie,lianwaimaixiaogedeqiandoupian,bupazaoleipima?”
“loushangzheihuashuodemeimaobing,buguoneigesuanmingdexiazi,kenengyuliaodaohuibeirenda,suoyitiqianpaolule,qinmingshizaishicana!”
……
waimaixiaogetingdaosheyingshidehua,fenfendedao:“wotamadebeipianleyibaikuai!”
“neigelaoxiazishuowojinnianshibenmingnian,yidinghuidafudagui,huangpaojiashen,meicandouyoudayudarouweiban。”
qinmingtingdaozheihua,huranxinzhongyidongdao:“e,neigexiaoge,wojuedeneigelaoqianbeisuandemeiyouwenti。”
waimaixiaogedengzheyanjingdingzheqinmingdao:“zenmezhunle?”
“tashuowodafudagui,kewoxianzaishiganmade,songwaimaide,nikanbudaoma?”
qinmingxiaodao:“wozhidaoa,tasuandemeiwenti,shinilijiedeyouwenti。”
“lai,wojinichaijiechaijie,nikanwoshuodeduibudui?”
waimaixiaogexiayishidedao:“xing,neinishuoshuokan!”
“shuodezhundehua,wojiuzainizheilizaisuanyigua。”
qinmingwenyandunshilailejingshen,lianmangdao:“hao!”
“zanmenkeshuohaole,wochaijiewanle,nibunengshengqi,e,keyishengqi,danbunengdaren。”
waimaixiaogediantoudao:“xing。nishuo。”
qinmingdao:“wowenni,nixianzaiyigeyuezhuanduoshaoqian?”
waimaixiaogexianglexiangdao:“danziduodehua,yigeyuenengzhuanxiaoyiwan。”
“danzishaodehua,yeyouqiqianduo。”
qinmingdiantoudao:“neinimeiyoupaowaimaizhiqian,yigeyuezhuanduoshao?”
waimaixiaogechiyileyixiadao:“liangsanqianba,youshihouhaibuwending。”
“yinweiwoneishihouzaidalinggong,yigeyueyouyibandeshijianjiumeiyouhuo。”
qinmingdandanyixiaodao:“zheibujiuduile,xiangbijiaonipaowaimaizhiqian,nisuanbusuandafudagui?”
meiyouduibi,jiumeiyoushanghai!
qinmingshaoweifenxileyixiawaimaixiaogedeqingkuang,jiuzhidaotapaowaimaizhiqiankendingzhuandegengshao。
dangran,waimaixiaogezhiqianyaoshizuoshengyide,yueshourushijiwan,jishiwandehua,neiqinmingyeyouhuashuo。
bijing,nizuoshengyiyuezhuanjishiwandehua,yebukenenglaipaowaimaiba?
zheizhongjiankendingjiushifashengleshenmebiangu,ranhouyouyiduanshijianluopole,neishourukendingjiubugao。
qimameiyoupaowaimaigao,burandehua,niyebukenenglaipaowaimaide。
guoran,zaitingdaoqinmingzheimeyishuo,waimaixiaogeyileng,zixiyixiang,haizhenshizheimehuishia!
yushi,talianshangdenuqi,daoyesuizhixiaosanlebushao。
dantahaishiyouxiejiangxinjiangyi。
“neinishuo,huangpaojiashen,meicanyoudayudarouxiangbanzenmeshuo?”
xianran,waimaixiaogehaishibuganxin。
tajidezijishilaibaochoude!
“hehe,zheinandaohaibunenglijiema?”
“nipaowaimaishibushiyaochuangongfu,zheigongfushibushihuangsede?”
“suanbusuanhuangpaojiashen?”
“haiyou,nisongcandeshihou,kerenyoumeiyoudianguodayudarouzhileide?”
jiandaowaimaixiaogehaixiangfanboziji,qinmingziranbukenengjitajihui。
“nihaohaoxiangyixiang,yinianqiandeneiweiqianbei,shuonimeicandayudarouxiangban,danquebingmeiyoushuonimeicanchidayudarou!”
“wojuedetashuodemeiyouwenti,buzhidaowochaijiedekefouzhunque?”
pangbiandesheyingshi,zaitingdaoqinmingdezheiyifanchaijiehou,dunshipeifudejiqinminganzhongshuqiledamuzhi。
这口才简直绝了!
tayehuichayanguanse,congwaimaixiaogedeshenqingbianhua,tajiunengkanchulai,waimaixiaogeyijingxiangxinleqinmingdehuale。
benyiweiqinminghuiaizou,meixiangdaoqinmingjingrannenghuaxianweiyi。
zheiyaoshihuanletadehua,zhendejiuzhishengxiaaizouzheiyitiaolule!
“lihailewodege,hainengzheimechaijie,zheiweixuanshoudekoucaizhenshiyiliu,huoxuzhendeshishihegansuanmingxianshengzheigezhiye!”
“wodaoshijuedeqinmingshuodemeiwentia,zheichaijiedehenzhuna!”
“zheixiawokanwaimaixiaogemeihuashuole,hahaha!”
“niubi!zheixiaozishuobudingjintianhaizhennengzaiwaimaixiaogezheilikaizhangni!”
……
waimaixiaogezixisikaoleyihuiqinmingdehuahou,huranbadiandongchechenghao,zhijielaidaoleqinmingdetanziqian。
qinminghaiyiweizheijiahuoyaodaren,lianmangjiubashentiwanghousuolesuo,zuohaolefangyudezhunbei。
“cao!xiansheng,nishuodezhendui!”
“nideneiweixiazitongxing,suandezhentamadezhuna!”
waimaixiaogejidongdewozhuqinmingdeshoudao。
“a?e,hehe,qianbei,tashiwodeqianbei!”
qinmingshoujingbuxiao,zhangsongkouqi,youzhongjiehouyushengdeganjue。
让你当神棍,你真给人算命啊!