《嗝屁了?带着功德簿去修仙!》 小说介绍
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《嗝屁了?带着功德簿去修仙!》 第1章 免费试读
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看这情况,嗝屁了?
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没有,都没有。
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她释然了。
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桥结实吗?
别走一半掉下去了!
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试着轻轻啜一口。
哎?好像还可以!
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一碗汤,没了。
什么情况!!!
她的孟婆汤!
她没说不喝啊!
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欲哭无泪!
这算抢劫吧?
能报警吗?
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怎么变了?
不在桥上了?
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秦满月思索着。
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哪里呢!?
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她绞尽脑汁。
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他进了黑色门!
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