开局拿下校花？这个世界太疯癫！
《开局拿下校花？这个世界太疯癫！》 小说介绍
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jiranjiangxiaohuadayingchulaihetakandianying，neiziranshiyaowangnvpengyoudefangxiangfazhan。
suoyichulechishuiguo，lagexiaoshouyehenziranba。
“zhibuguo，danchundelashou，qishiyetingwuliaode！”
zheifanhuayichu，zaiyicijianghejiehesuziqiaoheleyitiao！
后者更是怒骂道：
“laoxiong，zheikeshixiaohua！”
“她是校花啊！”
“lashounidoubumanzu，nihaixiangzenmeyanga，nanbucheng，haixiangyaoyebuguisubucheng？”
fangxumeitouyiyang，suiranbuzhidaozheilianggerenweishenmerucijidong，buguohaishitanletanshou，shihuashishuodao：
“wojiushixiangwangeyouxieryi，nimenjinzhangshenme？”
“ruguobuwanyouxi，zengjinyixiaganqing，zheishoubushibailalema？”
hejietinghou，lijiwendao：
“suoyi，niwandeshenmeyouxi？”
suziqiaoyeshizaicitaiqilebijiben：
“youxi？nenghexiaohuachengledeyouxi，yidingbijiaoqite，zheidiandejiluxialai，yihougongshiyongdedao！”
erjiuzaitamenqipandemuguangxia，fangxuzaiciliezuiyixiao，luchulezixindexiaorong：
“掰手腕！”
苏子乔愣住了：
“然后呢？”
方旭呲起了大板牙：
“woyingle，2:0，gemenerwoshuaibushuai，xiangnvshengzhanshinideliliang，zheicaishizhuinvshengdediyiyaosu，nimendouxuezhedian！”
suziqiaorenzhendedianlediantou，bingjiangbijibensuiyishuailechuqu，wuyudao：
“suanle，niyijingmeijiule！”
“真是个直男！”
“wobudong，xiaohuaweishenmekanshangleni，meiliyoua！”
kefangxucishiqueshiyiliandewuguxiang，bingnaolenaotou，yihuodewendao：
“zenmele，woshizuocuoleshenmebuzhouma？”
zaitadeyinxiangli，baishouwandezhenggeguochengzhong，jiangxiaohuadelianshangfenmingxiemanlekaixina，suoyizheigebuzhoushibukenengyouwentide！
kesuziqiaoquehenkuaitiaochuleqizhongdexiaomaobing：
“cuole，erqiedacuotecuo！”
“nitiyibaishouwan，zheimeishenmewenti！”
“danshinizhishaoyaorangrenjiayingyijua，niyizhiying，renjiademianziwangnage？”
duici，fangxuzeluchulehuangrandawudeshenqing，suihouyilianrushidedianlediantou，zhihudao：
“有道理啊！”
“suziqiao，xiangbudaonihaishiyoudiandongxide，kanlaizheigesushechulewozhiwai，nishizuiyoukenengxiangwokanqi，chengweilianaidashideren！”
“加油努力！”
yishijian，zheilianggexuezhajingrankaishitaolunqilexueshuwenti，zheiyaoshirangxiadonghaixialaoshikandao，bidinghuiluchuxinweidexiaorong。
haizidale，zhongyuzhidaoxuexilea！
……
erjiuzaishizhenjijiangzouxiang12diandeshihou。
suizheyizhenchuaimenshengdexiangqi。
yigeshengaodayue1mi78，naodaihoumianzhazhexiaobianer，shencaiyunchengqiejiroufada，kanqilaiyouxiepixiangdenanshengzoulejinlai，zhihudao：
“淦，累死了！”
“kesuanshiwanshierle！”
fangxujiandaozhigehuilaile，erqiecishidezhuangtaihezijiyinxiangzhongdeyimoyiyang，xinzhongyizhenchouchang，biaomianzeluchuleshifenhuanxidebiaoqing，kaixindao：
“zhige，nihuilailea！”
“辛苦了！”
“身体还好吗？”
智哥瞟了他一眼。
cishidelianjiuwanruyigewoguayiyang，chadianmeidangchangkuchulai：
“gan，xiongdimen，wandanle，wobuganjinglea！”
tingdaozheihua，hejietiaolexialai，bingshensuidipailepaizhigedejianbang，naohaizhongbuyouxiangqizhigebeisuguanjiaoqushi，neikusezhongyoudaiyouxingfudebiaoqing。
于是说道：
“biezheimexianga，zhige！”
“要乐观一点！”
“wanyihaiyouxiayicini？”
jiandaozhigebuxiangliziji，bingyongyizhongshifenqiguaidezishi，youshoufuyaozoushangchuang，yifupibeideyangzi，hejiezaiciwendao：
“zhige，xiangkaidianma，huashuohuilai，suguanayiduinideyinxiangzenmeyang？”
“haodailaoxiabuzhishijianzuoye，rangwomenyidingyaoduohenvshengxiangchu，suoyinizheiyesuanshijianjiexingwanchengle，jiubietainanguole！”
“renma，zongyaomianlindiyicide，xiangkaidian！”
raner，mianduitadeanwei。
智哥却瞟了他一眼。
反问道：
“宿管阿姨？”
“gan，nitanainaideshiyile，sheigennishuosuguanshinvdele？”
shuowanhou，tayoumolemopigu，suihouluchuleyifutongkudebiaoqing，jiuhaoxiangshoudaolefeirendezhemoyiyang。
hejieyileng，xinzhongdaxi：
“shenme，zanmensuguanshinande？”
“neizhaozheiyangshuodehua……”
“woyougewentixiangwenni！”
……
“淦，有屁快放！”
智哥翻了个身。
erhejiezezaiyansudesikaoguohou，wenchuleyigeshifenjuyouzhexueqixidewenti：
“jiranruci，neixiacihuanwoshangxingma？”
“啥玩意儿？”
zheixiazhigetangbuzhule，lianmangzuoqishen，jiuhaoxiangkanshaziyiyang，kanxianghejie：
“gan，saocesuohaiyaorenyuanyiziyuanbaoming？”
hejieyiting，lianlijikualexiaqu：
“kao，gaolebantianjiusaolecesuoa！”
“jiaqingbao，haidewobaigaoxingyichang，buguanle，shangchuangshuijue！”
tingdaotamendeduihua，yizhiquansuozaichuangshangdefangxu，xiayishidejiangbeiziguodegengyanleyixie，naohaizhonghuranxiangqizijizhiqianwenguohejieyigeyansudexuanzeti。
jiaru，nitangzaiyizhangchuangshang，nidezuomianshiyigejueshimeinv，ernideyoumianshiyigejilao。
shuijueshi，nigaishenchongnamian？
dangshidetazaitingdaozheigewentishi，keshichenmodexujiu。
ranerhejiequefeidanmeiyouchensi，lianshangshenzhihailuchuleyimoweixiao，bingshenmixixidefanwendao：
“还有这好事儿？”
“neiyaoshiwomianxiangmeinv，qibushilianggeyuanwangyicimanzuma，bingshouhuoshuangbeikuailema，zheijiaoshenmexuanzetia，zheifenmingjiushixuyuanchi！”
……
另一边，女寝：
zuoweiquanxiaonvshengbangpaixingdiqimingdesujin，weiletishengzijidemingci，cishizhengzaifuzuibianyidehuangguapian，bingjiangyanjingzhaixiafangdaoyipang，yanjianshijianyidao，yushijianglianshangdelvsehuanhuanxiexia。
xixikanqu，tayouzheyizhangbiaozhundeedanlian，qiemeimuqingxiu，faxingzeweiqingchunxideshuimutou，bizishanghaiyouyidianweixiaodedianzhi。
zheiyangdetachulechulianxizhiwai，haiyinyinjirenyizhongyouxielengyan，qieruojiruolideganjue。
而就在这时。
suizheyizhensuotouzhuandongdeshengyinxiangqi。
jiangwanwantizhexiaosuibu，beizhezijineixiuzhenxiaobao，shifenpibeidezoulejinlai，gangyijinsushe，jiutandaozailechuangshang。
yanzhongdelaolei，xingfenhemangran，gengshiyi3:3:4dequshi，puchengleyigewanmeideshanxingtongjitu。
看到她这副模样。
sujintailetaijiao，lianshengwendao：
“zenmeyang，jintiandeyuehuihaishunlima？”
shuoqilai，tazhiqianyinyuejide，queshiyouyigexinshengyizhizaizhuiqiutajiawanwan，haoxiangjiaoshenmefangxu。
zhibuguojiangwanwanyizhiduitameixingqu。
kejintianzheixiaonizibuzhizenmehuishi，jiuhezhonglexieyiyang，feiyaorangrangzheyueleduifangyiqikandianying，quandouquanbuzhu。
shenzhihaiwentamen，chuanheisihaokanhaishibaisihaokan！
这是何其的荒谬！
buguozhaoxianzaizheifumoyang，yinggaiyemeixileba，bijingbushishenmeren，dounengrutazheiweihaoguimidefayande。
tadehaoguimi，keshitiaotidehen！
erpibeileyiwanshangdejiangwanwan，zaitingdaosujindewentizhihou，xiayishihuiyiqifangxuzaikandianyingdeshihou，jitashengboliulian，bingzhaolaileshenpangrendeweiguan。
jiezheyoulazhetabaishouwan，bingqielianyingliangju，chadianbatadeshouwanjiniuduandeguanghuizhuangju。
眸子微微垂下。
suihouluchuleyifuxinxidexiaorong。
jiufangfosaochuleyiqielaoleiyiban，zhijiedangchangtiaoleqilai，yilianxingfendeshuodao：
“sujinsujin，nizhidaoma？”
“tabaishouwandeliqihaoda，ganjuechaoyouanquangan，erqietushoubailiuliandeyangzichaojishuai，shenzhibazhenggedianyingyuanderenxiyinguolaile！”
“zheijianzhijiushiwomengxiangzhongdenanshenga！”