铁臀穿越：方世玉的现代求生指南
《铁臀穿越：方世玉的现代求生指南》 小说介绍
wenzhangmingzijiaozuo《tietunchuanyue：fangshiyudexiandaiqiushengzhinan》，shiyibenshifennaidudegudai zuopin，weiraozhezhujiao fangshiyumiaocuihuazhijiandegushisuozhankaide，zuozhexitangjushi，jianjieshi：aqiangmoleyibalianshangdepaomohepijiu，kusangzhelian，kuxiaobude：“tieshouge……zheishipijiu！hede！jiekede！haodongxia！bushiduyao！……
《铁臀穿越：方世玉的现代求生指南》 第5章 免费试读
fangshiyuxiangyitoubeibirujuejingdekunshou，zhuangkaineishanzhiyazuoxiangdemumen，gunjinyigechongchizheguaiyiguanglianghedichenwengmingdexiaxiaokongjian。tabeikaozhemenbanhuazuozaidi，xiongtangjulieqifu，meiyicixiqidouqianchezhechuanyuedailaideneifuyintonghe**shangneihuizhibuqudehuantong。waimianzhuibudehuhesheng、duijiangjimohudedianliusheng，gezhebobodemenbanchuanlai。
“qingtingyingquan…jingzhuiderucizhijin？”tachuanxizhe，jingtidisaoshisizhou。toudingyigefaguangdeyuanqiu（dengpao）cidetamiqiyan，pangbianyigebaisededaxiangzi（bingju）fachuchixubuduandedichenwengming，fangfoneigonggaoshouzaidiaoxi。huojiashangbaimanhuahualvlv、congweijianguodewujian，sanfazhesuliaohehuaxuepindemoshengqiwei。konghuangxiangbinglengdetengman，chanraozhetadexinzang。fanqingdaye、fumuanwei、shitaineizhimingyijiao…suoyoudeyiqiedoubeizheiguangguailulidegangtieconglinshunjianniansui，zhishengxiajudademoshengganhecigudegudu。
“houshengzi，ni…meishiba？”yigecanglao、daizhenongzhongbendikouyindeshengyinxiangqi，daizhexiaoxinyiyideguanqie。
fangshiyumengditaitou，xiangshoujingdebaozibengjinlejirou。yigechuanzheposuhanshan、toufahuabaidelaoren（chenbo）zhengzhanzaijibuwai，hunzhuodeyanjinglimeiyouzhuibingdexiongli，zhiyoudanyouheyisijingyi。laorenshoulihainazhekuaimobu，xianranshizhengzaicashihuojia。
fangshiyuhoulongganse，bennengdixiangyongguanhuahewen“nishiheren？cinaihedi？”，huadaozuibianquebianchengposuideyinjie。tazhengzhazhexiangzhanqilai，qiandongleshangshi，menhengyishengyoudiezuohuiqu。
chenbokanqingletalanlvdaixuedeguzhuang，lianshangzonghengjiaocuodewuhen，haiyouneishuangnianqingquechongmanjinghuangheyeshoubanjingtideyanjing。laorenbaibaishou，shiyitabiedong，youzhilezhiziji，manmanshuodao：“woxingchen，jiefangdoujiaowochenbo。zheilishiwoputou（xiaodian），anquande。”tajinliangfangmanyusu，jiazazhejiandandeyueyucihuiheshoushi。
“an…quan？”fangshiyujiannandizhongfuzhezheigemoshengdeci，yanshenyijiuruilirudao，saoguohuojiademeiyigejiaoluo，fangfoneilisuishihuitiaochuqingbing。
chenbodiandiantou，fangxiamobu，zoudaobingjupang，lakaibolimen，conglimiannachuyipingtoumingsuliaopingzhuangdeshui。taningkaigaizi，zijixianheleyikou，ranhouxiaoxinyiyididixiangfangshiyu，dongzuojinliangfangman，biaoshiwuhai。“shui，yindanshuixian？”（hedianshui？）
fangshiyusisidingzheneitoumingpingzi。limiandeyetiwusewuwei，pingshenbinglenghuani。tajianguotaiduowusewuweidejudu！miaocuihuajiucenggaojieta，jianghuxiane，yueshixunchangzhiwu，yuekenenganzangshaji。tamengdixianghousuoleyixia，shouyijingxiayishidimoxiangyaojian——neilikongkongruye，tadepeidaozaobuzhiyiluozaishikongluanliudehechule。
“du…duyao？”tasiyadiwen，yanshenlingli。
chenboyileng，suijikuxiaobude，youyoudianxinsuan。tabashuipingfangzaipangbianyigexiaodengshang，zijituikailiangbu，zaicibihuazheheshuidedongzuo，yuqiwenhe：“maodukai！shuili㗎！jieke！”（meidude！shishui！jiekede！）
kanzhelaorentanrandeyanshenhegangcaizijiheshuidedongzuo，fangshiyujinbengdeshenjingcaishaoshaosongchileyisi。tahoulongdegankeganrutonghuoshao。youyupianke，taxiangkaojinxianjingdeyeshou，jiqihuanmandishenchushou，zhijianchudaobinglengdepingshen，mengdisuohui，youzaicitanchu，zhongyuyibazhuazhupingzi。taxuezhechenbodeyangzi，yangtouguanleyidakou。
bingliang、chunjingdeshuiyongruhoulong，shunjianjiaomielebufenzaorehekonghuang。zheishui…jingbishanquanhaiyaoqingliegantian？fangshiyuyanzhongshanguoyisijingyi，suijishigengshendemangran。zheidaodishishenmedifang？lianshuidouzhuangzairuciqitede“liuliping”zhong？
chenbojiantaheleshui，liansehuanhebushao，youzhilezhitashenshangdewujihexuehen（zhuyaoshigudaidirende），zuolegecashidedongzuo：“houshengzi，nizhoushenlata，buru…quxigeshen（chonggeliang）？shufudi。”
fangshiyushunzhechenboshouzhidefangxiang，kandaoqiangjiaoyishanxiaomen。jingfang？xizao？taditoukanlekanzijizhanmanniwuxuezidepolanyishan，queshilangbeibukan。zaishaolinsi，meiriliangonghouqushanjianchongxishichangshi。cikenengxiquyishenwuhui，sihuyenengxidiaoyixiezheiemengbandezaoyudailaidezhixigan。tachiyididianlediantou。
chenboyinzhetazoudaoxiaomenqian，tuikai。limianshiyigegengxiaxiaodekongjian，qiangbitiezhebaisedecizhuan，yigelianpengtouguazaiqiangshang，xiafangshineigejiebaifaliang、zaoxingguaiyide“xingju”——matong。pangbianhaiyougexishoupen。yiqiedoushizhanxinde、binglengde、moshengde。
“nidujiuxichongliangfang。”chenbozhilezhilianpengtou，youzuolegekaishuilongtoudedongzuo，“niunidujiuyoushui，dongrezijijiao（diao）。”tayouzhilezhimatong，“nigexizuoce，eshieniaoyongkai。”pafangshiyubudong，tahaiteyizuolegezuoxiadezishi。
fangshiyudemuguangbeineigexuebaide“zuoce”laolaoxiyinzhule。taguanghuayuanrun，xiangyijianjingxindamodeyuqi，queyoutouzheyizhongbinglengjianyingdeqixi。eshieniaoyong？rucijiejingdeqiwu，jingzuociwuhuizhiyong？taxinzhongyidoucongsheng，dangengduodeshiduiweizhizhiwudebennengjiebei。zheiguangliangdedongxi，kanzhejiubuxiangshanlei！
chenbojiandanshifanleshuilongtoukaiguanhehuasapentou，youzhilezhiqiangshangguazhedeganjingmaojinheyikuaixiangzao，biantuilechuqu，qingqingdaishangmen：“manmanli，wushiji。”（manmanlai，buyongji。）
menyiguan，xiaxiaodekongjianzhishengxiafangshiyuyiren。shuilongtoudidadeshuishengzaijijingzhongbeiwuxianfangda。takanzheneixuanzhedelianpengtou，youyuzaisan，haishishenchushou，xuezhechenbodeyangzi，xiaoxinyiyidiningkailereshuikaiguan。
“嗤——！”
yiguqiangjingdeshuiliumengdiconglianpengtoujisheerchu！guntangdereshuipitougailianjiaoxia！
“anqi！”fangshiyutoupizhakai，jihushibennengfanying，yigejiqilangbeidelanlvdagun，shunjiansuodaojiaoluo，tongshishuangbeijiaochahuzhutoulian，tineiweiruodetiebushanjingqiyingjiliuzhuan！reshuipenjianzaicizhuanshang，zhengqimiman。daitajinghunweidingdikanqingneizhishipenshuideguanzi，bingfeicuiduanqishi，lianshangyibuzhishishuishihan，haidaizheyisihoupadeshabai。talangbeidiguandiaoshuifa，xinyouyujidikanzheneiwuzidishuidelianpengtou。
“cijianqiwu，chuchutouzheguguaixiongxian！”tamolebalian，jinghunweiding。muguangzaiciluodaoneigejiebaifaliangdematongshang。gangcaichenboshifanlezuoxiadedongzuo……suiranguaiyi，dansihubingwuweixian？
qiangliedebianyixilai。yilubentao，jingshengaodujinzhang，cikeshaoshaofangsong，shentidebennengxuqiubianzhanleshangfeng。tawuzheduzi，kanzheneiguangjiedematong，yaoleyaoya。zongbunenglazaidishangba？neiyetaibuchengtitongle！
taxuezhechenboshifandeyangzi，zoudaomatongbian，quebingweizhijiezuoxia。xiwuzhirendejingtishenrugusui，youqizaizheizhongwanquanmoshengde“xingju”mianqian。tahuiyizhechenbodezishi，youjiehezijiliangongdexiguan——dunmabu！xiapanwengu，jintuiziru，yuxiankediyishijianfanying！
yushi，fangshiyuzaixiaxiaodeweishengjianli，mianduixiandaichoushuimatong，zhaleyigejiqibiaozhundesipingdama！shuangtuifenkai，xigaiwanqu，zhongxinxiachen，yaobeitingzhirusong。zheizishiyonglairuce，kanchengkuangguqiwen。
taxiaoxinyiyidichangshizhediaozhengweizhi，rangtunbuxuankongduizhunmatongkou。raner，matongdegaoduhexingzhuangsheji，xianranbushiweilezheizhonggaonandudongzuofuwude。tazhongxinbenjiukaohou，jiashangjingshenjinzhang，dongzuoyouxiejiangyingbenzhuo。jiuzaitabiezheqi，nuliweichizheibieniuzishideguanjianshike，jiaoxiazhanleshuiqidecizhuanmengdiyihua！
“zaole！”fangshiyuxinzhongjinglingdazuo！taxiangtiqiwenzhushenxing，danchuanyuehoudexuruoheneishangrangtaqixueyizhi，neikouzhenqimeinengjishitiqi。
dianguanghuoshijian，tazhijueshentibushoukongzhidixianghouyiyang，yuanbenxuankongdetunbu，daizhetaquanshendezhonglianghetiebushanbeidonghutideqianghengliliang，rutongziyouluotidetiechengtuo，henhendi、jingzhunwubidizazaileneiguangjiedematongzuoquanshang！
“kuangdang——kaca！！！”
yishengjingtiandongdidejuxiang！
bushizuoxiademenxiang，ershimouzhongjianyingtaocijiegoushunjianbengliefensuidekepashengyin！
fangshiyuzhijuetunxiayikong，jinjiezheshicigudebinglianghejianruidecitonggan！tazhenggerendoumengle，ditouyikan，hunfeiposan！
neixuebaipiaoliangde“xingju”zuoquanliantongbufenbianyuan，jingbeitaneitiebushanjiachi、jianyingrutiede**，shengshengzuodesifenwulie！posuidetaocipiansichufeijian，binglengdeshuiliurutongxiaopenquanbancongduanliedeguandaokou“chichi”dijisheerchu，shunjiandashiletadekuzi，manguodimian！
gengyaomingdeshi，suiliedetaocibianyuan，rutongquanyajiaocuodeliren，qizhongjipianjianruidehuokou，xianzhiyouxiandicazhetaweizhuixiafang、**qianfangneizuiyaoming、zuicuiruodequyulveguo！tashenzhinengqingxidiganshoudaoneigubinglengderuiyihesiwangbandeweixie！
“a！”fangshiyuhedewanghunjiemao，yishengjingjiao，jihushiliangundaipadicongsuiliedematongcanhaishangdansheqilai，houbeizhongzhongzhuangzaishihuadecizhuanqiangshang，jingjujiaojiadidingzheneipenshuide“xiongqi”canhai，shuangshousisidiwuzhuleshenhouyaohai。judadexiufen、houpahehuangmiuganshunjianyanmeileta，lianshangxuesejintun，lenghanshunjianjintouledanbodeyishan。
zhei…zheidaodishishenmeguidifang？！lianlashidedengzidoushisharendexianjing？！gangcaineiyixia，ruoshipianshangbancun…fangshiyubuganzaixiangxiaqu，zhijuedetunhouyaohaichuyipianbingliang，fangfoyijingbeineiwuxingdelirendongchuan。zhei“tietun”ruodian，zaizheiguiyideshijieli，jianzhishichuchushaji！
jiuzaizheishi，menwaichuanlaichenbojiaojidepaimenshenghexunwen：“houshengzi！fashengmieshia？gandadongjing？nimeishiba？”（nianqingren！fashengshenmeshile？zheimedadongjing？nimeishiba？）
fangshiyukanzhemandilangjiedetaocisuipianhepenyongdeshuiliu，tingzhemenwaichenboguanqiedexunwen，zaiganshouzhetunxiayaohaicanliudebinglengcitongheshiluludekuzi，yigujudadewuliganhexiufenyongshangxintou。tangtangshaolin“tiejiangjun”，fanqingyishi，jingbeiyigelashidedengzibidaorucilangbeijingdi！tazhanglezhangzui，queyigeziyeshuobuchulai，zhixiangzhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
shuiliuxunsumanyan，yankanjiuyaomanchumenfeng。fangshiyumengdijingxing！buxing！zheishuiyaoshiliuchuqu，beiwaimianneixie“yingquan”faxianzongjijiuwanle！qingjizhixia，tagubudexuduo，muguangsuodingneiduanlieguandaozhongpenshuizuimengliedehuokou，dantianjincundeneilixiayishidifengkuangyunzhuan，ningjuyuyouzhang！
“给我封住！”
yishengdihe，fangshiyuyanshenruiliruyingsun，youzhangdaizheyiguningliandejingfeng，kuairushandianbanpaixiangneipenshuideliekou！zhangfengsuozhi，jishedeshuiliujingbeiyingshengshengyahui！tadezhangxinbingweizhijiejiechubinglengdeshuihefenglidetaociduankou，ershizaihaolizhijiangekongxuan，yiguwuxingde、rourenerjianrendezhanglijingzhundifugaizailiekouchu，rutongshunjiandashangleyikuaiwuxingde、mifengde“buding”。
“chichi”deshuishengjiaranerzhi！zhiyoubianyuanhaiyoushaoliangshuizishenchu。
menwaichenbodepaimenshenggengjile：“kaimena！ximibaoshuiguana？”（kaimena！shibushishuiguanbaole？）
fangshiyukanzhebeizijiyizhangzanshi“du”zhudeliekou，youkankanmandideshuihesuipian，yijizijishitoudekuzi，lianshangqingyizhenhongyizhen，xiufenyusi。tashenxiyikouqi，daizheyizhongshangxingchangbandebeizhuang，zhandouzheshou，lakaileweishengjiandemen。
menkaishunjian，chenbojiaojidelianpangyingruyanlian。xiayimiao，laorenjiademuguangjiubeiweishengjianlirutongbeimanniuchongzhuangguodejingxiangchedidingge：suiliedematong、mandideshuihetaocipian、shilulurutongluotangjibanwuzhe**、yilianshengwukeliandefangshiyu……
“si——”chenbodaochouyikouliangqi，yanjingdengdexiangtongling，zuibazhangdenengsaijinyigejidan。tazhizhemandilangjie，youkankanfangshiyu，shouzhiduosuozhe，bantiancaizhaohuizijideshengyin，daizhenanyizhixindezhandou：
“ni…ni…eshizhe…shiwushichaiwua？！”（ni…ni…lageshieryi…yongdezhechaifangzima？！）
weishengjianliyidilangjie，shuizihunzhesuicipian，yingzhecanbaidedengguang。
fangshiyushiluludizhanzaifeixuzhongyang，lianseyoushabaizhuanweizhuganhong，shengpingdiyicitihuidaoshenmejiao“henbunengdangchangyuanji”。chenboneiju“shiwushichaiwua”xianggenshaohongdezhen，henhenzhajintaermo。
tawuzhe**deshou，zhiguanjieniedefabai——fangcaineibinglengruilidesiwangchugan，biqixingyanshangshitaineiyijiaogengrangtadanhan。
zheikansiwuhaide“jingfang”，chuchushishazhao！neijiebaifaliangde“xingju”suipian，meiyipiandouxiangzaichaoxiaotatiebushandexuming。
“tiejiangjun？”fangshiyudingzhedishangniuqudejinshushuiguan，zuijiaochechuyigebikuhainankandexiao，“pashiliangemaokengdouzhenbuzhu…”