《咔嚓咔嚓,京城头条有新瓜》 小说介绍
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《咔嚓咔嚓,京城头条有新瓜》 第1章 免费试读
【bilei1:meiyousheishiwanren,zhujiaoyebushi,jiranshixiandaiyulejizhe,jiuyouyulejizhetingfengshiyu,buzeshouduandechoumaobing,taoyandezhijiedianx】
【bilei2:qingbuyaoduishuzhongrenhejiaoseyoupianjian,zhujiaozhitigongyishuangyanjing,qitajiaoseyeyouzijidechengzhangluxian,jishiqianqizuoweifanpai,houqiyehuichengzhang】
【bilei3:benwensuiranyoucp,youganqingxian,dangushijiaodianbushinannvganqingxiuchengzhengguo,zhixiangkantiantiantanlianaishendu。】
zhengzhiyiyonghouwushidashou。
funeizhangdengjiecai,menwaichemayongsai,laizhefeifujigui。
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“shi!”shiyumingjiadingqishengyingda,shensesuran。
“guanjiafangxin,youwomenzaizheierdingzhe,danfanfaxiankeyizhiren,yilvniusongjingzhaofu!”pangbianyigoutuizishuodao。
guanjiaduizheifanbuzhipoweimanyi,dianlediantou,zhengyuzhuanshenliqu。
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“哎呀,当心!”
xiaoyahuansihushoudaolejinghe,zhabazheyanjing,wangzheguanjia。
laoguanjiasuixinzhongdiguzheiyahuanmaoshi,danbushizijiaderen,yebubianduoguoduokeze,zhisuikouwendao:“zheixiangziyouxiefenliang,litouzhuangdeshishenme?”
“shijihouyedeshouli。”
shouliya,zheiyaoshishuaile,pashizheiyatouxingmingbubao,nanguaihechengzheiyang。
jiangxiangzijiaohaidaoxiaoyahuanshouli,“kuaijinquba。”
youjiantamihu,shenzhihaoxintixingdao:“shouligaisongdaodongxiangfangqu,xiaoxinnawen,biezaishuaile。”
“谢大叔!”
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buguotabingweiqudongxiangfang,ershixunlegepijingwurendejiaoluo,dakaishouzhongmuxiang,congzhongquchuyijia——
当当当当……
相机!
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笔名:黑乌鸦!
【wei,xitongxitong,niquedingjintianyiyonghoudeshouyanshangyidingyoudagua,duiba?】tazainaozhonghuhuanxitong。
binglengdejixieshenghuiyingdao:【yizhaoyanqingxiaoshuodetaolu,yanhuizhengshidaguagaofazhidi,xusuzhuyongxinguancha、xiangshijilu。】
liangxiaofu,yuanshi21shijiyulejizheyimei,sucheng:gouzi。
zaiyicigenzongmoudingliumingxingshizaoyuchehuo,buxingshenwang。
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xitongrenwuwei:wajuegudaiguizumixin,fengfugurenyuleshenghuo!
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例如:
shangshufuqianjinweihunxianyun,luopoxiucaizhudongjiepan。
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suizhe“guatianshe”baozhixiaoliangmengzeng,jingchenggedashijiahaomenfenfenjingtiqilai,shengpanatianzijiachoushiyedengshangguatianshetoutiao。
bijinggurenxinfeng:jiachoubukewaiyang。
shenmelaoyebahui、xiaoqietouqing、shusaotongjian……duoshaozangshichoushilanshi,doudewujinleguanqimenlaiqiaoqiaochuzhi。
erguatianshe,pianjiuzhuanwazheixieshenzhaidayuanzhongbukegaorendemiwen。
liangxiaofushouzhongzheitaixiangji,shitayongzhiqianwanchengrenwudejifenduihuande。weitieheshidai,zhaochudetuxianghuizidongzhuanweishuimobaimiaofengge,jidatishenglegongzuoxiaolv。
jiangxiangjiguazaibozishang,shenlegelanyao。
准备,开工!
yibiansuibinkewanglizou,yibianrenbuzhuxiangxitongbaoyuan:
【bierendouchuanchengchiguaxitong,shenmedoubuyonggan,guajiunengchidaobao,weishenmepianpianwozheimemingku,yudaonizheigepuguaxitong,wodouchuanyuele,haide996,007!】
xitonglengbingbinghuifudao【yaobunixianzaisiyici,pengpengyunqi,kannengbunengbeichiguaxitonglaozou?】
【zhenyoukenengma?】tingdaozheihua,liangxiaofuyanjingyiliang,jingyouxieyueyueyushi。
【buguomuqianchiguaxitongmingeyiman,nizhiyoubaifenzhiyidejilvbeilao!】
【neiqitabaifenzhijiushijiuni?】
【去地府报到。】
【qu**!】zanghuatuokouerchu。
【jinggao!jinggao!】xitongfachujianruibaoming,【suzhu,zuoweixinwengongzuozhe,qingzhuyiwenmingyongyu!】
liangxiaofufanlegedadadebaiyan。
houyuanzhengshifuren**menjujizhidi。yitaduoniancongyejingyanpanduan:nvrenduodedifang,guakendingduo。
gangguaiguochuihuagongmen,jiutingwenyishengnvzidejianjiao。
众人闻声赶去。
liangxiaofusakaijiaoyazi,daotengqixiaoduantui,“sou”dechongzailerenqunzuiqianmian。
jiaoshengshiconghoufuda**yurongzhifangguifangzhongchuanchude。
cike,yurongzhizhengyishanbuzhengdibeizhongrenduzaifangjianli。
chuangshanghaitangzheyigemianxiangweisuodenanren。
houfuer**yurongyanzezhanzaiyipang,zhizheliangrenqishixiongxiongdizhiwendao:
“jiejie,nizenkezuochucidengbaihuaimenfengzhishi?fuqinyiweinihechengxiangergongzidingxiahunyue,nijingyuzheijiadingwangeryouran!”
yurongzhiyibianlongjinyishan,yibiankuzheweizijibianjie:“womeiyou……wozhishiyouxietouyun,xianghuilaixiexipianke,buzhizendejiu……”
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“gun,biepengwo……”yurongzhijinghuangdipaikaiwangerdezhuazi。
……
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daxinwen,daxinwen,zheikeshidaxinwen!
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xinlidigu,zhuangshenmeya,zhenbuxiangrangrenkan,changzhemenzuoshenme。
danzuoweigouzi,tadezidianliconglaimeiyou“fangqi”erzi。
dangjizuanchurenqun,liudaohouchuangbian,xuanlegejuejiashijiao,diaozhengxiangjijiaoju,duizhunwuneijiren,“kacakaca”yiduntexie——
da**yurongzhileiliumanmian,jinghuangweiqu,youkunanyan;
er**yurongyanyizhiqishi,duoduobiren;
zhiyuneijiadingwanger,zemanlianqiexi,yanranyifulaihamachidaotianeroudedeyizuilian。
guolehaoyihui,gaiweiguanderendouweiguanbale,houfuzhumuzhangshicaishanshanganlelai。
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xingdezhouweiyahuanpozifuzhe,caikankanzhanwen。
缓了好长一口气。
“罢罢!”
zhangshiyishoufue,yishouzhizhefangjianneiyishanbuzhengdeliangren,youqiwulidao:“xianjiangzheiliangrenguanqilai,daiyanhuijieshu,jiaoyoulaoyefaluo。”
suiji,hulalayiduixiarenchongjinwunei,jiangneida**yurongzhiheneisuowei“jianfu”wanger,fenbiewuhuadabang。
wangerguanjinchaifang,yurongzhizebeisuozaiguifang。
zheichangtaosefengbozanqiegaoyiduanluo。
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“zhenmeixiangdao,houfuqianjinjingnengzuochuzheidengchoushi,fangzhehaohaodexiangfuergongzibujia,piangengedijianjiadingyouran……”
咔嚓咔嚓,京城头条有新瓜