打脸渣男绿茶
《打脸渣男绿茶》 小说介绍
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pingweimenkanguohouyiyidiantou：“queshixiangyigerenhuade。”
“bukeneng，yidingshi……shinilinshizhaorenhuade！”qijialiansedunshitieqingdao。
wosongjian：“xing，wozhaorenhuade。neinizheige‘yuanchuang’daoshinachuhezheizhangfenggexiangsidezuopina。”
“meiyouzheigebenshijiubuyaolan，zuoshejidesheibuzhidao，meigerendouyouzijidefengge。”
qijiashencedegebodouzaizhandou。
shishibaizaiyanqian，qijiabeizhubanfangderenlengzheliansongzoule。
qijiazoushihaishifenbugan：“suqing，nijiwodengzhe！”
wobailetayiyan，landelihui。
zuihouwonadaoleyidengjiang，huidaogongsilouxiashi，linchaojiangwolanzhu。
“suqing，nijintianweishenmeyaozheimezuo？”
womilemiyan：“wozuocuoshenmele？”
“niyouneimeduoshejigao，rangjitayizhangyouzenmele？”linchaobunaifandao。
“zhiyaozheicijiajiazaiyulimianqianlulian，yihouzaigongsidounengshunfengshunshui。neikeshiyuli！dongshizhangfuren！”
wozhenjing，kantadeyanshenfuza。
“tadeleyulideqinglaizaijiashangtababayeshigaoceng，wojiunengshunlizhuanzhengpingbuqingyun！”
“douguaini，wohaoburongyijindaodagongsi，xianzaijihuidoumeile！”
“wokanjiannigenyulishuohuale，tashibushihenxihuanni？niqujitashuoshinihushuo，shininaqijiadezhengtaozuopinhaobuhao？”
woyijingbunengyongzhenjinglianggezilaibiaodawodexinqingle。
wozhiqianshizenmeyanxiakanshanglezheimeyigeren？
wowenta：“nishuolebantiannihetadeqiantu，neiwoni？”
“ni……wohejiajiashangliang，rangniyebaoliushixishengdeshenfen。”
我气笑了。
“congxianzaikaishi，nihetayouduoyuanjiwogunduoyuan，zairangwokanjiannimenyici，wojiubashiqingnaodaxinbuxin？daoshihounihetadoudejuanpugaigundan！”
linchaobukezhixin：“qingqing，nimingmingyiqianhenlijiewode。”
wozhijuedefanwei，kanyebukantayiyanjiushuaishoushanglou。
妈的狗男女。
zheijianshinongdewozaoxindebuxing，wogetingshuohouzhudongtichuyaoqingwochifandaiwosanxin。
kanzaitarucixinchengdefenshang，womianqiangtongyiba。
qijiajinglilezheimeyizaohouzaigongsifengpingzhixianxiajiang，ketaqueshiyoubeijing，jiuzheiyemeiyoubeikaichu。
suibiantamenzaibengdajitian，kanwoyihoubuzhaojihuizhitamen！
zhouwuxiabanqian，qijiaguolaishuoqingdajiachifan。
wodougentasipolianle，haiyoushenmehaoqude。
kenaibuzhuhaishiyourenjidanyaofengchengta。
“qida**qingkewomenzenmehuibuqua，doushigenzhenizhanguangni。”
“shia，dexinglou，pingshiwomenzijinalishedeni。”
……
dexinglou，zheibushiqiaole，sulinyeyuewoquneier。
qijiaguolaidaowomianqianxingxingzuotai：“suqing，shangcidasaideshiwodoujinidaoqianle，duibuqima，zheicijiudangwojinipeizui，nibuqujiushibujieshouwodedaoqian。”
tongshiyefuhe：“qubasuqing，doushitongshihainengyoushenmeshenchoudahen？”
wodangzhetamendemianzhifanbaiyan：“woyouanpaile，buqu。”
“nibuquzenmexing，jiwogemianzima。”qijiajixudao。
“mianzi？nihaishiduojizijibudiannaoziba。”
wochixiaoyishengqishen，hushitaqideniuqudebiaoqingzhijiedakaxiaban。
kexiao，tayougepidemianzi。
wohuijiaxishuleyifanhou，huanleyifujiurangsulinlaijiewo，taxianglaishigesaobao，zheimejinhaidekailiangchangpengdaimojing。
wopoweiwuyudichelechezuijiaozuojinfujiashi。
weilebuheqijianeiqunrenduishang，wozhuanmenhetamenqudeshijiancuokaile。
zuozaibaoxiang，sulindadalieliediqiaozheerlangtuidianleyizhuoziwoxihuande。
“yaowoshuo，nigenbasagejiaojiunengjiejuedeshier，haifeidejizijizhaobutongkuai。”
wosongjian：“babushimang，naernengzheimedianerxiaoshijiuzhaota。zaishuole，dangchubushiniburangwogaosutade。”
“kanba，haideshinigewodeyanguang。neinvdewohoulaichadaole，qijinglidesishengnveryi。kao，tiqitawojiulaiqi，shangciwozaigongsiyujianta，tmdetahaixianggouyinwo？zhangdeneimechoujiubuyaochulailuanguangwurankongqile。”
我嗤笑一声。
erdaiquanchulemingdegongzige，haishigongsijichengren，sheibuxiangdashang？
chidaoyibanwochuquzhaoweishengjian，meixiangdaohaishiyuanjialuzhaidihetamenyiqunrenyushangle。
tamenganglaihaimeizoudaobaojian，qijiazhengzaigentamenxianbaizijidehaoche。
“jiajianianjiqingqingjiukaidabenlea。”
“renjiabenlaijiushibaifumei，kaidabendoushididiaolehaoba。”
“buguonimenjinlaideshihoukandaoneiliangmashaladipaochelema？jinjulikanzhenshuaia。”
……
qijiahenshideyi，helinchaoqianzheshouzhongxingpengyuebanzaizoulangliguisunuodong，kanjianwohouhaijingyadidengdayanjing。
“ya，suqingnilaile。”
likeyoutongshipeihetabiandiwo：“he，shuozhebulai，jieguolaidebiwomendouzao。”
“sheizhidaotanalaidediqimajiajia，haihaojiajiadaqibugentajijiao。”
wochelechezuijiao，zhuanshenxianghuibaoxiangqueyoubeitamenjiaozhu。
“suqingnizheijianyifuwozenmemeiyoujianguoya，shenmeshihouxinmaide？”qijiakaikou，zhongrenguobuqiranjiubazhuyilizhuanyidaolewodeyifushoushishang。
bushixinmaide，shimouxiangjiachuxinkuanshiwomayiwofengsaijiwode。
zhiyushoushi，zaojiuwangleduoshaoqianle。
buguoshisulinmaide，jiutaneitiaotideyanguang，xianglaiyigejiezhibaibashiwanyeshiyoude。
“zheiyifuxiangmouxiangjiadexinkuanei。”
“haiyouneigexianglianhejiezhi，haolianghaohaokan。”
“yikanjiushijiade，zhendenayouneimeyan。”yipanghaishiyourenpiezuibuxiedao。
woxianglaibuzaiyizheixie，suibiantamenshuo。
buguozheixierenjuzaizheiergenbenjiushibaihuaigongsifengqi，kanlaihaishidezhaojihuichuliyixiale。
buran，yihougongsilidoubiezuoyewu，gegedanghabagousuanle！
qijiatingdaoyourenshuoshijiademiansecaishaoshaohuanhe，yanlidoushizangbuzhudezhigaoqiang。
“suqing，renyouduoshaobenshijiuhuaduoshaoqian，zhengbanmaibuqijiubuyaozhuiqiuzheixiebushuyunide，ahuoyebuhaokan，nishuoshiba。”
wozhengyaofanbo，xuzhulituranchulaitiwoshuohuale。
“bujiandeshiahuoba，biedebushuo，guangshineiyigejiezhi，kongpadouyaodishangnineiyiliangcheleba。”
zhongrenwenyandajing，bukezhixindikanzhewo，yanshendunshibutaiyiyangle。
qijialianseyihei：“xujie，nibiekaiwanxiaole。”
xuzhulisongjian：“woshimeiqianmaizheizhongshechipin，danwozaizhongjieneierjianguotongxiliedeputongkuan，suqingdaidezheige，yinggaishidingzhikuan。”
qijiaqidemiansezhanghong，henhenwanleyiyanshenbiantongyangdailengdelinchao，yaoyaqiechi。
“bukeneng，tanalaineimeduoqianmaizheizhongdongxi？”
“womaide，niyouyijian？”
sulinyinggaishizaibaojiandengjilecaichulai，yichulaijiuyushangzheimeyimu，lazhelianzoujinwo。
erzhongrenyijiandaogongsitaiziyejuranyezaigengshichayi，zaikandaotabagebodazaiwojianbangshang，yanlidouliuluchujifenniuqudeqingmie。
sulindashoujiangwoyilan，shuodao：“doushihunshishangquande，fenbuchulaizhenjiaweimianyetaiciledianerba。”
qijiarendoushale，jixiebanyaotou：“mei……womenbushi……”
erlinchaoquelikepeixiao，songleqijia，guolaixianghesulinwoshou：“xiaosuzong，zhenshiyuanfenawomenyoujianmianle。”
sulinkebuguanzheta，bushuowoshoule，zhijieyongshoujihenhenpaikailinchaodegebo。
taxiashoubuqing，“pa”deyishengzhijiejianglinchaodeshouwandoupaihongle。
sulinhaipoweixianqidao：“kao，nibawoshoujinongzangle。”
linchaofanyingguolai，yebuguzhegeboshangdeteng，jiulazhuxiukouyongyifujisulincalecashoujiping。
“duibuzhu，duibuzhuaxiaosuzong。”
sulinbuxibunudishouleshouji，yousaoleyiyanyipangliansetieqingdeqijia。
“qi**，baobucuoa。”
qijiawenyanyouxiangshihurankandaoleyimoliangguangban，yanjingyilianglianmangxiaodao：“xiaosuzonghaoyanli，zheishi……”
“zheishiwoyigepengyouzaoxieshihoumaichuqudeershouhuoba，benlaitashiyaosongnvpengyoude，dansheizhidaoneinvdebushihaodaibatajishuaile。”
“wojiushuozheibaobujili，quantazaodianerzhuanshoumaileyebukui，zheimechou，haizhenyourenmaia。”
qijiashenhoubushaorentingdaozheihuadourenbuzhuxiaochusheng，qijiaqidehunshenzhandou，jiangbaohenhendiuzailinchaoshenshang。
“linchao！nijurangansongwoershouhuo！”
……
wolandekantamengouyaogou，chelechesulindeyifuhetazhuantoujixuchifan。
buyongxiangdouzhidao，qijiazheiciyouluolegebuxiaodexiaobing。
sulinsongwohuidaojiahouwoshoudaolelinchaodeduanxin。
“suqing，nitairangwoshiwangle，nijuranhesulin……”
“meixiangdaonishizheizhongquyanfushideren！”
“nidouhesulinneimehao，weishenmehaibunengbajihuirangjiwomen？”
……
我直接拉黑了他。
真是晦气！
tazenmebudongnaozixiangxiang，weishenmewomenlianggedouxingsu？