《重生元旦奶奶用地沟油做饭》 小说介绍
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《重生元旦奶奶用地沟油做饭》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
“baijiayou!zheimehaodeyoufeiyaodaodiao,zhenshimeiguoguokurizi!”
tabuguquanzu,zhiyiyaoyongzheixieyouzuofan。
beiwozuzhihou,nainaitianyoujiacu,rangyuxiaobamajiangwodasi。
再睁眼,我重生了。
nainaidehuabubaozhongzhongdiluozaidishang,fachu“peng”deyishengmenxiang,
wodexinmengdiyizhan,zheibeizizaiyebuduoguanxianshile。
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shangyishi,nainaiyeshizaizheigeshihoulaide,
shuoshiyaojiwomenzuoyidun“zhengzongdenongjiafan”qingzhuyuandan。
jieguo,talaorenjiabachouyouyanjilijizandefeiyoudaochulaichaocai,
neiyouheihuhude,sanfazheyigucibideyouhaowei,kandewoweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。
wonianqingqisheng,youdanxinjiarendejiankang,bianchongshangquzuzhileta。
“nainai,zheiyoubunengyonga!taizangle!”
nainaihunzhuodeyanjingdengdelaoda,bumanzhouwendelianshangxiemanlebuyue:
“nizheiyatou,dongshenme!zheiyouhaozheni,yidianeryebulangfei!chenglirenjiushibaijia!”
wodequanshuobujinmeiyouzouxiao,fanerjinulenainai。
tatianyoujiacudigenbamagaozhuang,shuowobudongshi,haishuowoxianqitazang。
zhongnanqingnvdenainaigengshishanfengdianhuo,shuonvhaizijiugaihaohaoguanjiao,
buranyihoujiarendouyaobeipojiaxianqi。
bamayixiangtingnainaidehua,erhuabushuojiuduiwojinxingleyidun“aidejiaoyu”。
babaxiashoubuzhiqingzhong,woyanqianyihei,jiushenmeyebuzhidaole......
xianzaizaiciwendaozheigushuxideweidao,wohunshendejiroudoujinbengqilai。
wosisididingzhenainai,xinzangkuangtiaobuzhi,fangfoyaocongsangziyanlibengchulai。
mamadeshengyinquedaduanlewodesixu:
“lili,lengzheganmani?kuaiqujininainaidaobeishui!”
wojixiedizhuanguoshen,daolebeishuidijinainai。
nainaixiaomimidijieguoshuibei,hunzhuodeyanjinglishanguoyisijingguang:
“ai,haishililidongshi。”
woqiangrenzheneixindekongju,jichuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong。
zheishi,mamanazheyigezhuangmanyoudesuliaopingzouleguolai,
kanyangzishiyaobachouyouyanjideyoudaojinxiashuidao。
woxinligedengyixia,shangyishidebeiju,jiushicongzheiyikekaishide!
haimeidengwofanyingguolai,nainaiyijingyanjishoukuaidiyibaduoguomamashoulideyouping。
tadeyuqilimanshizebei:
“aiyo,nizheihaizi,zenmebaijiani!zheiyouhainengyong,daoleduokexi!”
mamayilianwunai:“ma,zheiyoudouzangle,chileduishentibuhao......”
wodenaohailishanguoshangyishibeidudadehuamian,kongjuhefennujiaozhizaiyiqi。
mamazaizheigejiatinglinilaishunshou,zhitingbabade,
erbabayoushigedaxiaozi。
ruguoshangyishibushiwoguzhijijian,nainaizaojiuyongzheixiedigouyouchaolecai。
zhishimeixiangdao,zuihouwoquedajinlezijidexingming!
buxing!wobunengzhongdaofuzhe!
woshenxiyikouqi,qiangpozijilengjingxialai。
ranhou,wokuaibuzoudaonainaishenbian,yibalouzhutadegebo:
“nainaishuodedui!ma,nizenmezheimebuhuiguorizia!zheiyouhainengchaocaini,daoleduolangfei!”
wodeyuqikuazhang,shenzhiyouxiechanmei。
zheihuilundaomamajingyale:“lili,ni......”
wodaduantadehua,jixushuodao:
“ma,nainaicongxiangxialai,zhidaozenmejiejianchijia。niya,yihouhaiyaoduogennainaixuexi!”
nainaimanyidipailepaiwodeshou,lianshangluchulexinweidexiaorong。
“haishililidongshi!buxiangmouxieren,jiuzhidaolangfei!”
jiezhe,nainaiyiyousuozhidipielemamayiyan。
mamadelianseyouxienankan,dantazuizhonghaishishenmeyemeishuo。
kanzheliangrenyijingjianjiankaishibuduifu,woxinlilengxiao。
jiranzhongshengle,neishangyishihaiwoderen,yigeyepaobule!
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nainaihuiwuzheguochan,youyanbansuizheyigucibideguaiweimimanzaichufangli,
woyankuangweiweifanhong,bushibeiyouyanxunde,ershizhuangde。
woyinqindidishangxihaodeqingcai,“nainai,ninxinkule,wolaiba。”
“aiyo,haishililidongshi,”nainaixiaodelianshangdezhezidoukailehua,shunshibaqingcaijieguoqu,
“buxiangnima,huaigeyunjiujiaoqiqilaile,yidianhuodoubugan。”
womazuozaiketingdeshafashang,liansecangbai,shoulijinjinzuanzhezhijin,shibushiganoujisheng。
tingdaonainaidehua,tazhishiwulidichelechezuijiao,meiyoufanbo。
kandaomamazheifuyangzi,woquezhishifanlegebaiyan。
shangyishi,woshahuhuditimamabianjie,
jieguobeinainaimadegouxuelintou,hailuolege“buxiao”dezuiming。
zheiyishi,woxuecongmingle。
“ma,ninyebieguaijinhuale,huaizhehaiziqueshiburongyi。”
wobatizheliangpingbaijiujinlaile,nongliedejiuweizanshigaiguoleneigulingrenzuooudedigouyouwei。
“heng,huaigehaizijiujinguile?xiangdangnianwohuainideshihou,haixiadiganhuoni!”
nainaizuishangbaoyuanzhe,shoushangquemalidiwangguolidaoleyidashaolajiaomian。
lajiaodexinlaweishunjianzhanjulezhenggechufang,yechenggongyangailedigouyoudeweidao。
wobawenlewen,manyididiandiantou:“haishimazuodecaixiang!”
wufanbaishangzhuo,hongtongtongdelajiaoyoupiaofuzaicaitangshang,kanzhejiurangrenweilifanjiangdao。
womaxianggeanchunsidesuozhebozi,xiaokouxiaokoudiminzhebaikaishui。
danwobukenengshadaoqujiechuannainai。
shangyishi,wotianzhendiyiweijiechuannainaiyongdigouyoushiweilejiarendejiankang,
jieguohuanlaideshiyidundudahequanjiarendelengyan。
zheiyishi,wozhiyaobaoquanzijijiuhao。
wojialeyikuaizixiancai,jiuzhemantouchidejinjinyouwei。
“lili,zenmezhichixiancai?”babazhuyidaowodejudong,guanqiediwendao。
wofangxiakuaizi,yilianrenzhendishuo:
“baba,nvhaizicongxiaoyaoxuehuijiejianchijia,erqiedidimashangyaochushengle,woyaobahaodongxiliujididi。”
nainaiyiting,ledehebulongzui:“haishililidongshi!zhenshigehaojiejie!”
shuozhe,tayoujialemanmanyikuaizilajiaochaoroufangdaowomawanli:
“duochidian,haizicainengzhangdezhuangshi!”
womaliansegengjiacangbai,quebudebuyingzhetoupibaneikuairouyanxiaqu。
qiangrendelaweirangtajuliedikesouqilai,yanleidouchulaile。
我心里暗骂她蠢。
zijinanshouquebuzhidaofankang,jiuhuinilaishunshou,
jiulianzijideguinvshouku,budanlengyanpangguan,shenzhihaishangshoucanyu。
zuoweiyigemuqin,zheigejiadenvzhuren,sihaomeiyouzijidezhujian。
wojixuyukuaidichizhexiancai,qidaijiexialaidehaojiemu。
digouyoujialajiao,zaipeishangzhongdubaijiu。
一会有好戏看了!
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baoyinglaidebiwoxiangxiangzhonghaiyaokuai,wufanzhichidaoyiban,babajiulvxianchushile。
“aiyo......”tatongkudi**zhe,kuaizipadayishengdiaozailedishang。
woxinligedengyixia:laile!
danwobiaomianshangquezhuangzuoshenmedoubuzhidao,jixubalazhewanlidemifan。
mamazuixianfanyingguolai,guanqiediwendao:
“laowang,nizenmele?shibushichihuaiduzile?”
babameihuida,tongkujiaju,
tashenziyiwai,jingranzhitingtingdidaozailedishang,koutubaimo,sizhichouchu。
neibaimoshunzhezuijiaoliuxialai,zaiyouninidedibanshangwanyankai,kandewoyizhenfanwei。
“a!zhei…zheishizenmele?!”
nainaishunjianjianjiaoqilai,taxiangzhishoujingdemuji,putengzhetiaodaobabashenbian,zhizhemamadebizizhiwendao:
“nigebaijianiangmener,shibushiganleshenmequedeshi?zhaoreleshenmebuganjingdedongxi?!”
mamabenlaizhengshoumangjiaoluandiboda120,tingdaonainaizheifanhua,
hedeshouyidou,shoujipadidiaozailedishang。
talianseshabai,lianmangbaishoufouren:
“ma,ninshuoshenmeni!wo......woshenmedoumeizuoa!zhei......zheikenengshilaowangchihuaiduzile......”
“chihuaiduzihuizheiyang?nidangwolaohutule?!”
nainaizhizhedishangkoutubaimodebaba,yuqigengjiajianrui,
“wogaosuni,zheijiushibaoying!nikendingzuoleshenmejianbuderendeshi,renulelaotianye!”
wokanzhedishangchouchudebaba,zaikankanhuxiangzhizedenainaihemama,zhijuedehuangtangzhiji。
zheidoushenmeshihoule,liangrenhaizaizhengchao。
buguotaliangchaodeyuexiong,woyuegaoxing!
cishi,daozaidishangbabadelianseyuelaiyuenankan,baiyanzhuzidoukuaifandaotianshangqule。
gujizaidanwubanxiaoshi,renjiugale。
“ma,xianbieshuole!ganjinda120a!”mamacuicudao,shengyindoudaizhekuqiang。
nainaiqueyibaqiangguomamashouji,lishengdao:
“dashenme120!yicihaojiqianni!huaneiyuanwangqianganshenme!”
“wozaicunlijianduolezheizhongqingkuang,zheijiushizhaorelebuganjingdedongxi!”
zainainaiyanli,hezhetahaodaerdeming,haibuzhijiqiankuai。
nanguaishangyishi,woburangtayongdigouyouzuofan,chadianbeitadasi。
nainaihenhendenglemamayiyan,neiyanshenfangfomamashineige“buganjingdedongxi”。
“zheishihaoban,”nainaishenshenmimidishuodao,“woquqingshenlaiyizhiwoer!”
wokanzhenainaineifuyaotiaodashendeyangzi,chadianxiaochushenglai。
zheilaotaitai,kezhennengzuoyaoa!
mamazaiyipangganzheji,wunai,tazhinengjiangqiuzhumuguangfangdaowoshenshang。
womingbai,cishiworuoshizaibushuoxieshenme,jiuzhendeyouwentile。
“nai,ninbienaole!zheidoushenmeshihoule,haiqingshen?ganjinsongyiyuana!”
wowunaizhuangchuyifujiaojideyangzi,shijiquezaikanxi。
“nigexiaoyatoupianzidongshenme!”nainaibunaifandihuihuishou,“yibianqu!darendeshi,xiaohaizishaochazui!”
tingdaozheihua,woxinlilekaihua,zhuantoukanxiangmama,biaoshiwoyewunengweili。
“ma,ninyaoshizaiburangsongyiyuan,laowangzhendehuiside!”mamajiazhongleyuqi,yiziyijudishuodao。
nainaisihubeimamadeyuqihedaole,lengleyixia。
dantahenkuaiyouhuifuleneifushenshentaotaodeyangzi,zuiliniannianyouci,
kaishizaiwulizhuanyou,shuoshiyao“xunzhaoshenling”。
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jiuzainainaisichuxunzhaodashendeshihou,babayijingxiukefabuchushengyinle,
jinjiezhe,mamayekaishiwuzheduzidiezuozaileshafashang。
dannainaihaizainiannianyouci,duizhekongqibihua,
zuilidunangzheshenme“baoyouwoer”“baoyouwosun”zhileidehua。
mamatongkudi**zhe,doudadehanzhucongetoushanggunluo,liansecanbairuzhi。
tajinjinzhuazhewodegebo,yanshenlimanshiaiqiu:
“lili......jiuhuche......120......”
jinjinjigezi,tashuochujingjiangjinyongleyifenzhong,shengyingengshisiyadexiangpofengxiang。
mamadeshoujizainainaineili,tazhidaoqiunainaibuguanyong,
zhinengjiangmuguangfangzaiwoshenshang,qiuzhuwodajiuhuchedianhua。
danwokanzhezhengzhadeta,xinliquemeiyouyisibolan。
shangyishi,tamenyijiaduiwofeidajima,
bawodangchengmianfeidebaomu,shaoyoubushunxinjiuquanjiaoxiangjia。
woshenshangdemeiyidaoshangbadouzaitixingwo,tamenbushiwodejiaren,shiwodechouren。
“nainaizaiqiudashenni,sheiyequanbuleta。”woyuqilengmo,shenzhidaizheyisichaofeng。
nainaizhengshangcuanxiatiao,huoxiangyigetiaodashendewupo,nalixiangyigeqishiduosuidelaotaitai?
guoranshimeitiangannonghuode,shentijiushibuyiyang,
zheidoushenmeshihoule,haiyouliqizheteng。
danhenkuai,qiudashendenainaiyekangbuzhule,
tayewuzheduzizuodaoledishang,suihou,aiyouaiyoudejiaohanqilai。
wolengyanpangguanzhezheiyiqie,xinliyongqiyigubaofude**。
kanzhexiukedebaba,koutubaimodemamahenainai,
huiyiqishangyishibeidasishidetongku,woxinxiang,burujiuzheiyangrangtamensidiaosuanle。
danmeixiangdaojiuzaizheishi,menwaituranchuanlaiqiaomensheng。
zheidaoqiaomenshengyejiangwojingxing,woganjincongnainaishouli,naguomamadeshouji,
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重生元旦奶奶用地沟油做饭