我啃着冷饭团时眼前飘过弹幕
《我啃着冷饭团时眼前飘过弹幕》 小说介绍
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zhuanxuediyitian，wokenzhelengfantuanshiyanqianpiaoguodanmu：「shenquejixiaohuasongzaocandounengsongcuozhuo？
zheishagoumeijiule！」ditouyikan，wodezhuodonglijingfangzhegaojiriliaodiandejingzhibiandang。womomochiwan，
danmuxiaofeng：「nannvzhudouyaoqianshoule，fanpaicaifaxiantouweicuoren。」
shenqueliansetieqing：「zheisangeyuefandoushinichide？」wosesediantou：「nei……wohainengchima？」
tadingzhewoshouruodeshouwan：「chi，yihoudoujinisongshuangfen。」houlaitabeirenwuxianzuobijijiangheihua，
wojuzheshoujichongjinbangongshi：「jiankongzhengmingtaqingbai！」danmujianjiao：「tagaibianlefanpaimingyun！」
duonianhouwodetianpindiankaizhang，fenglingdingdong，danmuturanzhongxian：「qianfanggaoneng！
nide‘zaofangongyingshang’yishangxian！」---bianlidiandazhedelengfantuanyouganyouying，
milijueqiangdiluozhesangziyan。wosuozaijiaoshizuihouyipaikaochuangdejiaoluo，xiaokouxiaokoudiken，
nulibameiyilimidoujiaochudiantianweilai。chuangwaidewutongyezicaigangmaodiannenya，fengyichui，yaoyaohuanghuang，
genwozheichulaizhadao、jiaogenhaimeizhanwendezhuanxueshengchujingchabuduo。gangbazuihouyikoujiannanyanxiaqu，
yanqianhaowuzhengzhaodipiaoguoyixingbantoumingdezi：「shenquejixiaohuasongzaocandounengsongcuozhuo？zheishagoumeijiule！
/xiaoku」wozhazhayan，yiweizijiechulehuanjue。jinjiezhe，
gengduohuahualvlvdezixiangdanmuyiyangzhengxiankonghoudimaochulai：「hahahahameiridaka，
kanshendashaoyejingzhuntouweicuowuzuobiao！」「xiaosi，zheibiandanghekanzheshi‘zhuzhiwei’deba？
dingwoyizhoushenghuofeile！jiangwannvshenzhenxingfu！」「loushangxingxing，xingfugechuizi！biandangzaijiangwanzhuodongli！
jiangwan！zhuanxiaoshengneigejiangwan！shenquezheiluchishuxingshidianmanleba？」jiangwan？wodemingzixiangkexiaoshizi，
buqingbuzhongdizazaiwoxinkou。guishishenchadi，
woditoukanxiangzijineigesaimanlejiujiaocai、xiandegewaihanchendezhuodong。guangxianhunandeshenchu，
yigewanquanbushuyuzheilide、xiantiaoliuchangdeshenzongsemuzhicanhe，zhenganjingdisanfazheburonghushidecunzaigan，
gaizibianyuanhaiyinyueyichuyisiwenrede、gourendeshiwuxiangqi。zhijianyoudianfaliang。woyouyulejimiao，
haishishenshoubatagoulechulai。chendiandiande，daizheqiadaohaochudenuanyi。xiankaigaizideyishunjian，
danmuzhadegenghuanle：「**！yuzishao！houdanshao！haiyoumanyufan！shenquenixiaozixiaxuebenlea！」
「zheibaipan，zheishicai，shuobushizhuinvshensheixin？kexiquanjinxiaotoumingduzililehahaha！」
「jiangwantongxuekuaichi！buchibaibuchi！tiwomenchangchanghaomenzaocanshaweier！」shiwudexiangqibadaodizuanjinbiqiang，
weidailikefachuyizhenxiaoxiaode、kewangdechoutong。woniezhebingliangdefantuanbaozhuangdai，
neidiankeliandebaofuganshunjianyanxiaoyunsan。
zhuzhiwei……neigechuanshuozhongguideyaosi、tiqianyizhoudouweibinengdingdaoweizideriliaodian？
shouzhizaiguanghuademuzhihegaishangwuyishidimosuozhe。chi，haishibuchi？chile，zheisuanbusuantou？
ketaquequeshishichuxianzaiwodezhuodongli。buchi？weilikongdefahuangde**rucizhenshi。danmuhaizaifengkuanggundong，
daizheyizhongkanrenaobuxianshidadesongyong：「chiajiemei！youyujiuhuibaibei！shenquefaxianbule！」xinyiheng。
wofeikuaidizuoyoumiaoleyiyan，chenmeirenzhuyi，naqipeitaodejingzhizhukuai，
jiaqiyikuaijinhuangpengsong、guozheximixiaoqipaodeyuzishao，kuaisusaijinzuili。
wenrede、xinide、daizheqiadaohaochutianweidedanxiangshunjianzaishejianhuakai。haochiderangwobiziyisuan。
duojiumeichiguozheiyangxiangyangde、rehudezaocanle？zicongmamabingdao，
babaneidianweibodegongziquantianjinleyiyuandewudidong，wodeshenghuofeijiuyasuodaolejixian。
bianlidianlinqidedazheshiwu，caishiwoderichang。wojihushidaizhedianqianchenghexionghen，maitoukuchi。
houdanshaoderuannen，manyufandenongyujiangxiangheyouzhifengyu，
weichengtangdewennuanxianxian……meiyikoudouxiangshiyichangduipinjichangweideshengdajiushu。danmuchenglewodebeijingyinxiao，
bansuizhewojujiaodejiezoufengkuangshuaping：「kantachidehaoxiang！turanyoudianxintengshizenmehuishi？」
「wuwuwuzheichibowonengkanyibaibian！meimeisaibangzigugudehaokeai！」
「shenque：wodeaixinbiandangzhengzaibeiwuqingxiaomie（bingbuzhidao）。」
zhidaocanhelizuihouyidianjiangzhidoubeiwoguadeganganjingjing，wocaimanzuyoudaizhedianyinmidefuzuigan，
bagaiziqingqingheshang。weilinuanyangyang、chendiandiande，yizhongjiuweidetashiganmimankailai。jiuzaizheishi，
qianmenyizhenxiaoxiaodesaodong。woxiayishiditaiyanwangqu。
yigechuanzhejiandanbaitxuheheiseyundongzhangkudenanshenglanyangyangdihuanglejinlai。gezihengao，jianxianliluo，
eqianjilvsuifasuiyididazhe，luchudemeiyanlunkuoqingxiyoulengdan。tameikanrenheren，
jingzhizouxiangqianpaiyigekaoguodaodekongwei，zitaisuiyidexianghuizijijia。gangzuoxia，
qianpaiyigechuanzhepiaolianglianyiqun、xiangyangwawabanjingzhidenvshengjiuceguoshen，xiaozhegentadishengshuolejushenme。
taweiweipiantou，zuijiaosihujiduanzandixiangshangwanleyixia，suanshihuiying。
danmulikebuzhuodaolezheigeshunjian：「qianfanggaotianyujing！shenqueduijiangwannvshenxiaole！tajuranhuixiao！」
「aaabingshanronghuale！zhengzhufatangle！」
「ranertajingxinzhunbeidetang（biandang）quanbeigebizhuodejiangwanxiaokeaijiehulehahaha！nianduzuidawulong！」
wodemuguangluozaitaxiantiaoganjingdexiahexianshang，youfeikuaidiyikai，
luohuizijimianqianneigeyijingkongkongruye、haicanliuzheshiwuyuwendegaojicanheshang。xinlineidianyinmidefuzuigan，
xiangtourushuizhongdemodi，wushengdiyunrankai，youhunzazheyisishuobuqingdaobumingde、weisedeqingxing。
xinghaotabuzhidao。xinghao。---diertianqingchen，naozhonghaimeixiang，shengwuzhongjiucuizhewozhengkaileyan。
chuangwaidetiangangmengmengliang，kongqilidaizhezuoyeyuhounitudechaoqi。woqingshouqingjiaodipaqilai，
shengpajingxinggebihaizaichenshuidefumu——huozheshuo，
chenshuidemuqinheneigezongshidaizheyishengeyejiuqi、hanshengruleidefuqin。chufanglibinglengkongdang。
woshuliandicongchujuzuishenchumochuzuowanshengxiadebangelengmantou，youcongnuanshuipinglidaolexiaobanbeiwenshui。
mantouganyingdexiangkuaixiaoshitou，zaiwenshuilipaoruanle，caimianqiangnengjiaodedong。zheijiushiwodezaocan。hulunyanxiaqu，
houlongyoudiandu。beizheneigexidefabaidefanbubaozoujinjiaoshishi，tianguangyijingdaliang。jiaoshilirenhaibuduo，
xixilaladedushushengxiandeyoudiankongkuang。wodejiaobubuyouzizhudijiakuaileyidian，muguangxiangbeicishixiyin，
zhizhiditouxiangneigekaochuangdejiaoluo。zhuodongli，huiyoushenmema？zhijiandaizhedianzijidoumeichajuedeweizhan，
tanlejinqu。meiyouyuxiangzhongdekongdang。zhijianchupengdaoyigedaizhewendude、shuxideyingzhiwuti。xin，
haowuzhengzhaodizhongzhongtiaoleyixia。wojihushipingzhehuxi，baneigeshenzongsedemuzhicanhenalechulai。
haishi“zhuzhiwei”de。chendiandiandeshougan，wenredechugan，hezuotianyimoyiyang。
yigunanyiyanyudenuanliumengdichongshangyankuang。danmuzaiwoyanqianhuankuaidizhakai：「lailelaile！
shen·luchi·quedeaixinbiandangzhunshishangxian！」「jinricaidanshishenme？kaipanlekaipanle！woduwumaoyoucishen！
」「loushangxiangduole，shenquepajiangwannvshenchishengleng，wocaishizhaoshaojipaifan！」gaizijiekai。meiyoucishen，
yemeiyouzhaoshaojipai。yingruyanliandeshimafangzhengqi、jiandejinhuangyouliangdehouqiezhupai，
pangbianpeizhecuilvshuangkoudexilanhua，haiyouyixiaogelinzhehuposejiangzhidehuadan，
yijiduidemaojian、lilibaomandebaimifan。xiangqibizuotiangengjiabadao，reqitengtengdipumianerlai。
danmuyipianjingtan：「houqiezhupai！shenquenishidongyangzhu…abushi，shidongzhuinvshende！」「zheihoudu，
zheiseze，gezhepingmudoutingdaosucuideshengyinle！」「jiangwantongxue，kaidongba！tiwomenxiangshouzheizuiedetanshui！
」wonaqikuaizi，zhijianyinweiyonglierweiweifanbai。zheiyici，fuzuiganyijiucunzai，
danbeigengxiongyongdejieganheyizhongbei“touwei”deqiyiwennuanganyalexiaqu。wojiaqiyidakuaizhupai，
henhenyaolexiaqu。waicengsucuidediaozha，neilirouzhijinshiduozhi，jiangzhidetianxianqiadaohaochu。
weilineigeyongyuantianbumandekongdong，sihubeizheizhashiderouganzanshiyuntiele。rizijiuzheiyanghualeguoqu。
wodezhuodongchenglemeitianqingchenzuizhideqidaidebaozang。shenquede“touwei”haowuguilvkexun，
quanpingtaneitianxiangqileshenme、huozhe“zhuzhiwei”dedachutuijianleshenme。
youshishitangzhinongyu、miantiaojindaodechashaolamian，
xiaoqiao、baidexiangyishupinyiyangdeshousipinpan；oueryehuichuxianjiediqide、danyongliaojiqizhashideniurouchaofan，
limiandeniurouliduodejingren。danmuchenglewode“yunfanyou”，meitianzhunshichuxian，
biantucaoshenquede“zhinanshenmei”（biruyouyicizhendesonglaileyigejudade、youguangfaliangdejiangzhouzi，
peizhedanmudejianjiao“shenquenishibushiduinvshendeshiliangyouwujie？！”），
bianxianmujiduhendiweiguanwode“chibo”。「shimingxianmujiangwanle！zheinashibiandang，
zheishishenquede‘siyang’rijiba！」「wuwuwujintianyoushiweibierenaiqing（wulong）liuleideyitian，
danmeimeichidehaoxiangwoyouhaole！」「shenque：wozhishixiangjinvshenzuihaode（jieguoquanweilegebixiaocangshu）。」
womomochizhe，nulibazheixieangguideshiwudailaidenengliangzhuanhuaweishubenshangdegongshihedanci。wozhidao，
zheixiewennuanshitoulaide，shijinghuashuiyue，suishihuixiaoshi。wobixuzhuazhuyiqiejihui，rangzijibiandegengqiangyidian，
cainengzaiweilai，buzongshiyikaozheizhong“yiwai”deshishe。---dapozheifenweimiaopinghengde，shishenquedezhuanban。
neitianzaozixide**gangxiangguobujiu，banzhurenlaochenjiulingzheyigerengaomadadijinlejiaoshi。
dangneizhangdaizhedianbunaifandejunlianchuxianzaimenkoushi，zhenggejiaoshidoujingleyishun，
suijixiangqiyayidewengwengyilunsheng。“anjing！”laochenqiaoleqiaojiangtai，“jidajiajieshaoyixia，
zheiweishixinzhuandaowomenbandeshenquetongxue。dajiahuanying！”xixilaladezhangshengxiangqi。
shenquemeishenmebiaoqingdidianlexiatou，muguanglanyangyangdisaoguotaixia。
neimuguanglveguoqianpaijingxindaban、yanshenqidaidejiangwan，lveguoyizhangzhanghuohaoqihuoxingfendelian，zuihou，
xiangbeishenmedongxidingzhuleyiyang，zhourantingzailejiaoshizuihouyipaikaochuangdejiaoluo——wodezuoweishang。
tadetongkongsihumengdishousuoleyixia，yuanbensuiyichazaikudoulideshouchoulechulai，zhizhidizhixiangwozheibian，
houlonglifachuyishengduancude、nanyizhixindeqiyin：“neigezuowei……”danmushunjianbaozha，
rutongshaokaidefeishui：「****！daxingfanchexianchang！tazhongyufaxianle！！！」
「hahahahahahasangeyuele！zhengzhengsangeyue！shenshaoyenicaikandaozuobiaopianyilema？」「jiuming！
wogangadejiaozhikouchusanshiyiting！tiantian（danmujiwoqidenicheng）kuaipao！」「xingkuitasha（huazhongdian），
burannannvzhudougaiguanxuanle，womentiantianxiaokeaipashiyaoesi！」
wodexinzangxiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshouhenhenzuanzhu，zhourantingzhiletiaodong。
shoulidebangenaihuangbao“pada”yishengdiaozaitankaidelianxiceshang，guntangdenaihuangxianjianchulaiyixiaotan。
quanbantongxuedemuguang，qishuashuadishunzheshenqueshouzhidefangxiang，jujiaozaiwoshenshang。neixiemuguangxiangtanzhaodeng，
zhaodewowusuodunxing，lianjiashunjianshaoleqilai。shenquemeilihuilaochenneiju“xiangzuojiangwanpangbianshiba？guoquba！
”，taxiangshimeitingjian，yijiusisidingzhewodefangxiang，lianseyinchendenengdichushui。tamaikaizhangtui，
jingzhichaowozoulai。yizituibeitacubaodilakai，zaianjingdeguofendejiaoshiliguacachucierdezaoyin。
tazhongzhongdizuoxia，shubaobeitasuishousaijinzhuodong，fachu“dong”deyishengmenxiang。
yigudandande、daizheqinlvexingdelenglieqixishunjianlongzhaolewo。wojiangzheshenti，dongyebugandong，
yanjiaodeyuguangnengqingxidikandaotajinbengdexiahexianhejinmindebochun。
tazhenggerenxiangyizuoyayizhenuhuodehuohuoshan，suishikenengpenfa。shijianfangfoninggule。
woshenzhinengtingdaozijileigubandexintiao。jiuzaiwokuaiyaozhixideshihou，tamengdiceguoshen，shentiqianqing，
jihuyaoyueguoliangzhangzhuozizhijiandeneitiaozhaifeng。neishuangruilideherendeyanjing，jinjulidisuodinglewo，
shengyinyadejidi，daizhebingchazi：“jiangwanni？tabushizuozheilima？”judadeyapoganrangwotoupifama，
houbeishunjianbeilenghanjinshi。wohoulongfajin，shengyinxiruowenrui，
zhewozijidouyanedezhandou：“ta……tashuoqianpaikanheibanqingchu……sangeyueqianjiu……jiugenwohuanlezuowei。
”tadehuxisihutingzhileyishun，yandidehanyigengshen，
geyue……”tademuguangsaoguowozhuojiaoneigehaimeilaidejishouqilaide、yinzhe“zhuzhiwei”logodecanhe，
youluohuiwolianshang，yiziyidun，meigezidouxiangcuilebing，“zaofan……doushinichide？”wanle。
shijieyipianjijing。suoyoudeshengyindouxiaoshile，zhishengxiatazheijuhuazaiwonaoziliwengwenghuixiang。
judadekonghuangjuezhulewo。tahuizenmeduiwo？dangzhongjiechuanwo？rangwonankan？shenzhi……dawo？
danmuyexiangshibeiqiazhulebozi，yipiankongbai。wosisididizhetou，bugankantadeyanjing，yongjinquanshenliqi，
caijiqiqingweididianleyixia。chenzhongdefuzuiganhebeidangzhongshenpandexiuchiganjihujiangwoyanmei。chenmo。
lingrenzhixidechenmo。woshenzhinengganjuedaotazhuozhuodeshixianzaiwotoudingpanxuan，daizheshenshihe……nanyizhixin？
guolefangfoyigeshijineimejiu，toudingchuanlaiyishengjidufanzaode“ze”，
ranhoushishouzhiyonglizhuanaotoufadeshashasheng。“cao！”tadidimaleyiju，mengdikaohuizijideyibei，
dongzuodadechadianxianfanzhuozi。tayangzhetou，hounaoshaodizhebinglengdeqiangbi，bishangyanjing，
houjiejuliedishangxiagundonglehaojixia，xiongtangqifuzhe。neiyangzi，buxiangbaonu，
daoxiangshi……beirenyingmiandaleyimengun，mengle。danmuxiaoxinyiyidifuhuole：「ta……haoxiangqishale？」
「wanlewanle，tiantianyaoaizoule！kuaihujia！」「dengdeng，zheifanying……zenmeganjueyoudianmangranwucuo？」
shijianyifenyimiaodijianaozhe。weiliyinweijinzhanghegangcaimeichiwandebangebaozi，kaishiyinyinzuotong。
kongqizhongmimanzhelingrenzhixidediqiya。jiuzaiwojihuyaokangbuzhuzheiyali，xiangduoluertaodeshihou，
yigeweiruoyouhuangmiudeniantou，guishishenchadi、bushoukongzhidimaolechulai。wojihushipingzhebenneng，
yongjinlezheibeizizuidadeyongqi，xiaoxinyiyidi、shitanditaiqitou，kanxiangtaneizhangyijiuyinchenjinbizheyandelian，
shengyinqingdejihutingbujian，
daizheguzhuyizhidekelianbaba：“nei……jintianzheigenaihuangbao……wo……wohainengchima？”wenwanzheijuhua，
wohenbudelikeyaodiaozijideshetou。wozaishuoshenme？！fenglema？！shenquemengdizhengkaileyan。
neishuangqiheidemouzizhizhidikanxiangwo，
limianfanyongzhejiqifuzadeqingxu：jinge、huangmiu、yisishangweisanjindenuqi，