《老婆为了秘书的狗,挖开了岳父的坟》 小说介绍
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第1章
zhongqiujiedangri,laopoweilemishudegou,qinshouwaleyuefudefen。
wozaidayuzhongpengqiyuefudeguhui,xiangtatichulelihun。
tademishuzhanzaitashenhou,xiaoxinyiyidishuo:
「sizong,womenjixiaobaihuangedifangba?bieyinweixiaobaideyiyuanshanglenimenfuqiganqing。」
「suxiansheng,qiancuowancuodoushiwodecuo,ninbiegensizongzhiqiya。」
siqinglengxiaoyisheng,laguotadeshouqingshenganfu。
「jiusuantasutingqinzimaizaizheimulile,yedejiwomenxiaobairangwei!」
woquezhishiliuxiayipouguhuihelihunxieyi,haobuyouyudizhuanshenlikai。
1.
wogangjiyuefushangwanxiang,zhunbeidaojiushi,siqingdaizheyiduirenganlai。
tayikanjianwo,meitoujiuzhouleqilai,yuqizebei。
「nibuzaijiazhaoguba,laimudiganshenme?」
wuyuzhanzaitashenhou,shixiansaoguowoquanshen,renbuzhufachuyishengchixiao。
「suxiansheng,nizaiwaibianjiuchuanzheizhongyifua!duojiwomensizongdiulian。」
wogangchuliwanyuefudesangshi,hunshenpibei,yifudouchuanlesansitianlaibujihuan,bibudetaguangxianliangli。
siqingyegenzhexiaoqilai,yanshenchenguaidiwanlewuyuyiyan。
「zhendangsuoyourendougenniyiyangnianqingshuaiqini?tadouduodanianjile。」
shuozheihuashi,tasihaobuyanshiduiwodexianqi。
congqianwomenxiangaishi,nenggoukanjianduifangzuishendeyoudian,hunshendoushanzheguang。
rujin,taquezhikandejianwoshenshangnanyiyanshidelangbei。
womeiyoulihuitamen,zhishiziguzidibajiusazaimuqian,monianleyijuyiluzouhao。
siqingbuyuedikanzhewo,yinweiwomeiyoufuhetamendewanxiaoershengqi。
tayibachezhuwo,gongpinbeitasaoluozaidi。
「xingle,nibiezaizheizhuangyangzile,niyigeguernayouqinrennengjibai,ganjinzou,yihuixiaobaijiuyaoxiazangle。」
woxinlituranyongchuxiehuangluan,lianmangwenta。
「在哪下葬?」
「jiuzaizheilia。」tazhilezhiyuefudefen。
wohuangle,yongzijideshentidangzaimuqian,shitujieshi。
「siqing,nizhibuzhidaozheishi…」
「wobuzhidao!shisheidezhongyaoma?yigefeneryi,niganjinjiworangkai!」tahaobuliuqingdidaduanlewo。
wuyuzaitashenhou,baozheyigexiaoguhuihe,shangbianyinzheyizhixiaogoudemoyang,yuqikeliandishuo:
「xiaobaijiuxihuanzheili,zheishitaweiyideyuanwangle。」
siqinglenglelian,rangbaobiaobaworengdaoyibian,qinziwalediyichan。
wobuganxiangxin,siqingjuranweileyigemishudegou,qinshoubaokailezijifuqindefen。
wobeibaobiaomensisiyazhu,zhinengkanzhesiqingyidiandianbaokaiyuefudefen。
「siqing!nihuihouhuide!nixianzaitingxiahailaideji,siqing!」
tingjianwosixinliefeidehansheng,siqingzhishirangbaobiaobawodezuidushang,ranhoupingjingdigenwoshuo:
「nizhibuzhidaonixianzaiyuelaiyuefanrenle。」
wobeiduzhuzui,zhinengzaidishangbutingdi「wu…wu…」。
yuefudeguhuihelulechulai,womuziyuliedikanzhesiqinghaobuzaiyidibatatidaoyibian。
libiandeguhuisanluoyidi,suijibeituruqilaidedayujiaoshi。
wojianzhuangzhengzhadegenglihaile,shentidoubeiculidedimianmopo,shengshengtuochuyidixuehenlai。
siqingjianzhuangliansezhoubian,tarengxiashoulidechanzi,haobuyouyudijilewoyibazhang。
「nizheimezaihuzheigesiren,shibushiyinweitashinixiaosana!」
lianshangchuanlai**ladetengtong,woquezhijuedehaoxiao。
「siqing,buyaobasuoyourendouxiangdegenniyiyangwochuo。」
tayaojinleya,naixiaxingzigenwojieshi:
「wuyutagangbiye,wozhishishunshouguanzhaota,nizhiyutiantianyinweitawuliqunaoma?」
woquexiaole,yiliekaizui,xuejiuliulechulai。
「nizhenshizuozeixinxuasiqing,wokemeishuoshiwuyua!」
tayijiang,lianshangduolexienaoxiuchengnu。
「haohaohao,nihaodehen!」
tahuishourangbaobiaobawofangkai,yaoyaqiechidikanzhewo。
woyituokunjiujimangxiangguhuizouqu,xianzaiyuhaibuda,hainengshoujiqilai。
siqingquezaishenhoulengxiaoyisheng,henhencaizhulewoshenchuqudeshou。
gaogenxiefenglidegenjihucaiduanlewodeshouzhi。
siqingmanyouyoudinianlenian,ruyuanyichangditingjianlewosixinliefeidecanjiao。
「啊——!!」
wuyubaozhexiaogouzoudaosiqingshenbian,jugaolinxiadikanlewoyiyan,zhuantouduisiqingxiaoxinyiyidishuo:
「sizong,yuyuelaiyuedale,womenxianbaxiaobaixiazangleba。」
siqingliansehuanhe,diandiantou。
shenqingwenroudijieguoneigexiaoguhuihe,qingqingdibatafangzhizaitushang,yidiandiantianping。
yiqiezuowanhou,tahaibuwangbayuefudeguhuihecheditisui。
「haole,zheijiushinirenuwodexiachang!」
2.
wodaidaidikanzhebeiyushuichongshuadaijindeguhui,turanchongguoqujiangsuoshengbuduodeguhuijinjinhuzaishenxia。
suijishengyingengyandichongsiqingkaikou:
「我们离婚吧!」
siqingliansezhoubian,haobuyouyudishanglaichuailewoyijiao,qijibaihuaidishuo:
「bujiuyigefenma?nizhiyugenwotilihun?zheigesirendaodigennishishenmeguanxi!nijuranganlvwo?」
bu,siqing,zheigesirengenwomeiyouguanxi,tashinideqinshengfuqin。
danshiyizhici,woyelandejieshile。
「nijuedeshishenmejiushishenmeba,womenlihun。」
tingjianwozaicizhongfuleyicilihun,tanujifanxiao。
「xing,niyouzhong,suting,niyigeguerlilewozenmehuo?」
「meilewo,kansheihaiyuanyiyaoni!」
wokuxiaoyisheng,manshizichao。
zuitongdeshangbabeizuiaiderenhaobuliuqingdisixia,yuanlaishizheizhongziwei。
痛不欲生。
wuyuzhanzaitashenhou,xiaoxinyiyidishuo:
「sizong,womenjixiaobaihuangedifangba?bieyinweixiaobaideyiyuanshanglenimenfuqiganqing。」
「suxiansheng,qiancuowancuodoushiwodecuo,ninbiegensizongzhiqiya。」
siqinglengxiaoyisheng,laguotadeshouqingshenganfu。
「jiusuantasutingqinzimaizaizheimulile,yedejiwomenxiaobairangwei!」
wobilebiyan,renyouleishuiliuxia。
zheijiushiwoailezheimeduoniandenvren,zheijiushiwozhimibuwudedaijia。
kanzhetamenlangqingqieyidemoyang,woyashengkaikou:
「好,我让位!」
wonulihuqiyipengguhui,zhiqishentiyaoyaohuanghuangdilikaile。
shenhouchuanlainvrenqijibaihuaidezhoumahenanrenwenrouxiaoyidequanwei。
「tasuangeshenmedongxi,yegangenwotilihun!」
「jilianbuyaolian!woyangletazheimeduonianfandaoyangchulaigebaiyanlang!」
3.
jianlidehuayubianchengliren,henhenjiaosuilewocuiruodexinzang。
chenjiudeshangbayouyitiaoyitiaoditongleqilai。
yinweitadefuqin,woxuanzehuiguijiating,daotoulaibianchengletazuilidebaiyanlang。
yuyuexiayueda,luyekanbuqingle。
wogensiqing,yeyouguohaoshihou。
daxuebianlunsaizhongwomenrenshi,wodailingdeduiwuliyaqunxiongduodeguanjun。
siqingshiyajun,tazhudonglaitushuguanzhaodaowo,womendemingyunkaishijiaozhi。
aishangsiqingshihenrongyideyijianshi,duiwolaishuoyeshi。
danwozhishiyigeguer,meiyourenhekaoshan,wozhinengyipengyoudeshenfenpeibanzheta。
womenyiqichuangye,huxiangdaqi,zoudeyuelaiyuejin。
zhongyu,womenzaiyiqile。
tadefumuqiangliefanduiwomendelianqing,juedewopeibushangta。
zhidaotajialichushi,muqinbeirenxuyishahai,wotitafuqindangledao。
zaiicushengsizhengzhaleyigeyue,caixingyundihuolexialai。
yizhengkaiyan,jiukanjiantaleiyanposuodidanxiguixia,zhandouzheweiwodaishangyimeijiezhi。
我还记得她说:
「suting,rangwoaini,wohuijiniyigewanzhengdejia。」
「wofashi,siqingzheibeizidoubuhuigufusuting,ruyouweibei,tiandaleipi。」
woxinle,kebuguoduanduanliunian,yiqietianfandifu。
neicishiguzhihou,wodeshentimeibanfazaijinxingchaofuhedegongzuo。
siqingjianzhuang,shunshirangwohuiguijiating,zhaogutaheyuefu。
yuefudepiqishizaibusuanhao,jiashangtanhuanduonian,piqigengguguaile。
jishiwojiuletayitiaoming,tayejuedewogensiqingdehunyinshiwoxieentubao,woshigexiaoren。
dansiqingquejianjuediweihuzhewo,tashuowoshitazheibeizizuibuyuanshanghaideren,tayongyuanbuhuifangqiaiwo。
jiuerjiuzhi,yuefuyejiujieshoulewo,womenyijiasankoushineimexingfu。
yuanbenwomendasuanzaijinnianzhongqiujiehoubuyigehunli,mibudangniandeyihan。
zheishizaojiudingxiadejihua,woyiweishiwukedongyaodejihua。
keyiqiedoufashengdetaikuai。
yuefucusi,woshenzhidouwufalianxishangsiqing,zhinengyigerenchulitadehoushi。
dengwohaoburongyinengchuankouqishi,siqingqueyoujilewozhongzhongyiji。
tatisuileyuefudeguhui,shenzhijiangwocaizaijiaodi。
wozuiaideren,weileyigemishu,jiangwoxiuruzhici。
zhidaojinriwocaihuangranmingbai,siqingzaojiubuzaiaiwole。
shouzhedangnianjiumengbukenlikaidezhiyouwoyige。
4.
huidaojiazhong,wodingzhegaoshaoshoushihaozijidexingli。
wozaizheigejiadehenjishaodekelian,lianggexinglixiangdouzhuangbuman。
huiwangzheigewoshenghuolewuniande‘jia’,wogandaowubidefengci。
congyikaishiwojiumeiyoujia,weishenmeyouyaoqusheqiuni?
siqingzuobudao,weihehaiyaochengnuoni?
wozaizhuozishangliuxiayipouguhui,yifenlihunxieyi,bianlikaile。
zaidaixiaqu,zhishiziquqiru。
linshizhaoleyigejiudian,wotangzaichuangshang,baiwuliaolaidishuazheshouji,laitaobiyixieshiqing。
zhidaowokanjianwuyufazaipengyouquandeshipin。
siqingchuanzhejiebaidehunsha,meidebukefangwu。
tawanzhuwuyudegebo,errenchuanzhexifuhunshazaidengguangxiapianpianqiwu,youweiduifangtaoshangjiezhi,renzhendixuanshi。
zheishishuyutamenerrendexiaoxiaohunli。
chilaidetongkujiangwoyanmei,wojiangwuyulaheihoumaitoutongku。
duanduandeshengmingli,shenmeyemeiyoufasheng,meiyouaiyemeiyousi。
meiyouleyushuideyangai,yanleiluozaizhentoushangdehenjishineimemingxian。
shoujibuheshiyidixiangqi,shisiqing
woxiayishidijietongledianhua,yingmianjiushitahaobuliuqingdiruma:
「suting,nishenmeyisi,zaiwojiabaiyigeguhuiheguyiexinsheini?bieyitiandaowanmeishizhaoshilexingma?」
「niweishenmelaheiwuyu,niyiweinishisheia!renjiahaoxinhaoyijiani,nihaidengbizishanglianle!」
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「naowanlejiuganjingunhuilai,meikonggenniwan!」
tapitougailianyidunma,wolianfanyingdoufanyingbuguolai。
woturanjuedeyouxiehaoxiao,yuefudouqushisantianle,tacaifaxiantabuzaijia。
haimawomeiyouliangxin,daodisheicaishimeiyouliangxinneigea!
woshentipibeidaojizhi,liangentazhengchaodeliqidoumeiyou,shenxiyikouqihoucaikaikou:
「wokanleneigeshipin,niliangtingbanpeide。」
siqinglengleyixia,caifanyingguolaishishenmeshipin,tafangruanleyuqi,nandejiwojieshileyici。
「neishiworangwuyupeiwoshishide,guoliangtianjiushiwomenhunlile,niyoubuzai,wozheibushipabuheshima。」
wochenmopianke,wunaikaikou:
「siqing,woshuoguole,womenlihun,hunlinizaizhaoyigexinlangba,wokanwuyutingheshide。」
siqingneibianchuanlaipilipaladesuiliesheng,tayouzaleshenmedongxi。
「suting,woshuole,womenbuhuilihun!ninengbunengbuyaojixunaole!」
「niyiqianmeizheimewuliqunaode,zaishuole,nilikaiwo,younengqunani?」
tayouhongdeyuqiwuduanrangwofanwei。
cengjingyouyixingkaojinta,tadouhuiyibengsanchigao,xiaoxixidicoudaowomianqianbiaozhongxin。
kexianzai,tarangwuyuchuanshangwodexifu,daishangwodejiezhi,louzhewodelaopo,haiyaowobuyaowuliqunao。
renjiushiruci,aihuixiaoshi。
womeiyouhuidatadewenti,yebuxiangzaiduoshuowuweidehua。
「siqing,nishuodedui,woburuwuyunianqingshuaiqi,yeburunimenbanpei」
「suoyi,womenlihun,wojitarangwei。」
 
                 老婆为了秘书的狗,挖开了岳父的坟
                                老婆为了秘书的狗,挖开了岳父的坟