舔狗的自救攻略
《舔狗的自救攻略》 小说介绍
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第五章浪费表情
“renbenping，nijiwoshuoqingchu，niweishenme40wancailidoubukenji，quezaizheilishua88wanjizheigefujianvqingzhushengri，nidaodixiangzenyang？”
zheimurongyijiarenjianrenbenpingzouchufandianhou，jichongchongdiganchulai，jiangrenbenpingduzhu，chazheyaoxiangtazhiwen。
“woshuaduoshaoqianjisheiqingzhushengri？genniyouguanxima？nitemedeguantianguandi，hainengguanqiannanyoua？
nigangcaibushigengebaomananxiangqinleme？zenmeyanga？mashangkeyizuobaomashangweixiaole？gaoxingleba？”
这平哥哥反唇相讥。
宝马男？
哦！孙小琪这人Z。
zheimubaojiansunxiaoqizaineibaomali，dakaizhechechuangkanmurongyijialanrenbenpingderenao，qibudayichulai，zhizhesunxiaoqidamashuo：
“kanshenmekan，wojiejiehenanpengyounaomaodun，heniyouguanxima？jilaozigun，znan……”
zheimubaoxiongwansunxiaoqihou，manlianchanxiaodigenrenbenpingshuo:
“pingge！wojiejieyishishixiaoxingzi，nizuoweiyigenanren，bietaijieyi。
nannvpengyouzhijian，nayoubunaomaodundeduiba？zhiyuwojiejieshuoyao40wancaili，neishiwobamatamenyaoqiude，jintianwoyeshuowobamale，nayoujiagenver，mantianyaojiade，jinwanwojiubawojiejiesonghuiquba？
zhiyujiehuncaili，haoshuoma！shiwan，ershiwandoukeyi？
ba！ma！woshuodemeicuoba！”
zheimubaoshuowan，haishijingchaotafumushilianse。
“shiya！shiya！benping，bushiayishuoni，nannvpengyouzhijian，nayouchaojiajiufenshoude，zhiyucaili，douhaoshuoma，zhiyaonizhenxinduiwomenrongronghaojiuxing……”
靠？
什么情况？
这一家子？变性了？
shenmeshihoubiandezheimelimao，keqi？
yiqianbudoushidangzhezheilidemian，mazijishiqiongsuanhuo，feiwudeme？
zijishenmeshihoukaishi，cong“qionggou”biancheng“pingge”le。
e！zijizaiyinghuangshuanei88wan，kendingrangzheijiarenwujiele。
xiangdaocichu，renbenpingxiaolexiaoshuo:
“mubao，woxiangnimenyijiarenwuhuile，wogangcaishua88wanzaiyinghuang，shiweileshouhuitamenyinghuangqianwomengongside500wandaizhang，nei88wankuaiqianbingbushiwode，shigongside。
wozhishinagongside88wanshouhui500wanhuokuaneryi，wolian40wancailidounabuchu，nalilaide88wan！
ruguonimenyijiarentongyi，nijiejierengranyuanyijiajiwo，wohengaoxing！
ruguonijiejieyuanyi，womenmingtianjiuhuilaojiadazheng，dalehouwojiujinimenjia20wancaili，ranhouhaishizhaoneigerizijiehun！
wonei20wancailidoushijielaide，haimeiyouhaijibieren，haizaiwozheili！tongyidehuajinwannijiubanijiehetadexinglizaisongguolaiwozufangneiliba……”
切……
麻蛋!
haiyiweizheiqionggouzhongcaipiaole？gangcaineimebaqi……
yuanlaishizaibanggongsishouhuokuana……
浪费表情……
neiyijiarentinglerenbenpingdehuahou，naoxiuchengnumadao:
“temedejirannishiqionggou，gangcaiyouzhuangshenmege？haishuoshenmeshiyinghuangzhixingzongjianhulijingnanpengyou，gaodewomenyijiarenjichongchongzhuichulai，langfeibiaoqing……”
泥煤……
居然骂老子装……
yaobushilaozizhuangzheiyiba，nimenyijiarenmaidanqianhaibuzhidaowensheijieni？
buguopinggegelandehetamenyijiarenjijiao，zoudaolejiudiantingchechang，kaiqitadewuling，yangzhangerqu……
话分两头
zheirenbenpingshuale88wanjihulijingzoulehou，neihulijinghaiyilianmengbi。
jintianfashengdeshi，wanquandianfulehulijingderenzhi……
neixiedongbudongjiusongjiwankuaimingpaibaobaodefuerdai，biqizheibocaozuokeshiruobaole。
88wanhulijingbingbushimeijianguo……
yebingbushimeirenkenweitahua88wan……
danshi，biedenanren，napashizaitashenshanghua8000kuai，doushiduitalingyoumude……
ruguofuchu80000kuai，neibujidianshijidehaochu，jihumeiyoukeneng？
zheiyezhengchang，sheitemedeqianshidafenggualaide？
meiyoushijiliyi，sheitemedekenzaiyigenvrenshenshangsaqian。
nandaoshi，gongsiji88wanjiyewuyuan，rangtalaishou500wanhuokuan？
bukeneng？juhulijinglejie，zheitaixingjiuyezaixingneiyeshichulemingdebadaode，bukenengzaizheizhongshishangzuochuzheimedarangbu。
yinweijutalejie，zheitaixingjiuyegongsidechunli，yejiu10gedianzuoyou，taixinggongsijueduibukenengrangchusuoyoulirun，baibangyinghuangdagong。
duiyuzheigexingye，hulijinghaishilejiede。
youyici，yougeyezonghui，yeshituoqianhuokuan，gongyou300wan，shuoshaobaifenzhishijiujiekuan，yeshishao30wan，jieguotaixinggongsihuale60wangentadaguansi，yaohuilenei300wan。
taixinggongsihaifanghuashuo，napahua100wandaguansi，yaohui300wandouzhide。yinweiruguoshaoshou10gedian，ciliyikai，neimeyihouzaixingyejiubuyonghunle。
yihouqushoukuan，gegejiuba，yezonghuishaoji10gedian，neihaizuoshenmeshengyi？
erneigeyezonghui，biaomianshimeisunshishenme，danchenglebeigao，koubeihuaile，shengyishiyiluoqianzhang，meiduojiujiukuale。
suoyi，zheigeaping，huagongside88wanlaishouhuigongside500wanhuokuan，zheidianyeshikeyipaichude？
nandaoshi？chaojifuerdai？
weilezhengmingzijidegongzuonengli，shouhuokuannengli，guyidaotieqianlaigongzuo？
yexu，zhiyourucijiashe，cainengrangzheigeshishibijiaohaojieshiyidian。
danbuguanzenyang，zhei88wanshishuajingongsizhanghule，zheishitieyibandeshishi，querenwuyi。
erqiekeyikendingdeshuo，zheiapingshua88wan，jueduibuhuishiweilepaoziji，zheidianzizhizhiminghulijinghaishiyoude。
suiranhulijingduizijideyanzhihenzixin，duizijidejiashihenzixin，xiangpaotadenanshenghailequle……
danshi，zheirenbenpingjueduishigeliwai！
taqianmiansanfanwucididiaonan、xishuazheige“qiongsuanhuo”！
erzheige“qiongsuanhuo”yemingxianmeiyou“shounvekuang”dengmaobing。
duiyutadediaomanxishua，biaoxiandehenyoudiyi……
“ruguobushiyinweigongzuo，laoziyaobaozhufanwan，zaijieshangkanjianta，jueduibuhuiduokantayiyan!
tayiweitashitaiyanga！diqiudoubixuweiraotazhuan……”
zheihuataqinertingrenbenpingshuoguo。
tashua88wanjiwoqingzhushengri，jiushiweile500wanhuokuan，zheidianjuewuyiwen……
脑乱……
danshi，hulijinghaishihenqingchu，taherenbenpingdeyueding，zheidiantanaomeiluan。
chaojifuerdaijueduibunengqingyidezui，hekuang，huokuanbenlaizaojiugaijile，xiangdaocichu，hulijingduicaiwushuo:
“zhangjie，neitaixingdehuokuanxianzaijitadaguoquba！”
“好的！好的！”
“zheiaping，renshisannianle，jurandoubuzhidaotashigechaojifuerdai，yiqianjitalianse，taibuyinggaile。
kanlailaozuzongshuodeyidianmeicuoa，renbukemaoxiang，haishuibukedouliang……
keyisuibianshua88wan，yanjingdoubufayixiadeneizhong:
baqi、zixin、guoduan、jianyi！
kebineizhongjiafuerdaiweilezaizijimianqianbiaoxian，guyizhuangchulaidejiaorouzaozuoqianglebuzhidaoduoshaobei？
tingshuotacai25sui？caibizijijinjindayisui，zhangxiangneimeqingxiu，weirenneimelimao，shencaineimejianzhuang……
xiangdaocichushi，neihulijinglianshangxianchulefeihongse。