《医世布衣》 小说介绍
zhujiaojiaowangxuedonglicuihuadexiaoshuoshi《yishibuyi》,tadezuozheshixiaowanhundunzuixinxiedeyibendoushileixiaoshuo,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:“zanmenyoutamendebabing!guangtianhuarizhixia,yigedalaoyemen,chuxianzainianqinggua.fudejialimian,tamennengyoushenmehaoshi?”……...
《医世布衣》 第6章 屁滚尿流(2227字) 免费试读
pingrili,zheimashisanxiongdi,zaicunzilimianhengxingbadao。
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“妈呀...”
malongwushoulimiandegunziputongyishengluozailedishang。
汪!
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“怎么了?”
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“哎呀妈呀!”
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“kuaipaoadage...”
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“嫂子...”
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