祖坟冒青烟
《祖坟冒青烟》 小说介绍
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“什么事？”
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“zheijianshiwokeyixiangnifuqinshuowanquanshiyiwai，nixiangxiangruguoworushigaosunijialidehua——”
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“ninengbunengbietipoyoudeshiqingle！”
“yaobushiwoduodekuai，wojiubeinishaosile。”
导演：“……”
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白色，渔夫。
蓝色，药农。
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“wozijihuizhengqiande！”
“你自己挣钱？”
daoyanyouxiekongzhibuzhuzijidebiaoqing，tafangfotingdaolezheigeshijieshangzuihaoxiaodexiaohua。
……
sangpopodefangzibeishaolezhihou，cunziliderenfenfenganleguolai。
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“ei，haishiwomenxiangxiahaizixindihao！”
kandaojiemuzuzhudaoleyulundaoxiang，xushangxinzhongzhenshiyoukushuobuchu，tarenbuzhujieshidao：“suiranhuodequeshiwobuxiaoxindiande，danshizhendeshaoqilai，shiyinweidaoyanbuxiaoxinbayoudangchengshuile。”
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cunminmenjianzhuangfenfendiantou。
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jiushirangxushangzijidairuzheixiecunmin，tayebuhuixiangxin，yigeyouzhebulianglvlibeisongdaoxiangxia‘bianxing’deqingshaonian，nengzijizhengdaozugougaifangzideqian。
buguo，tabijingkeshigezhongshengzhe，erqiehaiyouxitongzheiyangdeliqi。
tahaijiubuxiangxinzijizhengbudaoqianle。
wangyouliangchengyiwuaidianping：kandaoxianzai，zhidewuxing！youdajiacaihuiyouxiaojia。zufenmaoqingyanzheiyangdeshujisuiranshixugou。danshineihanzhideyongyou！youxuexing。youmengxiang。zijidourongrushuzhongbunengziba。
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