《我靠吃瓜系统变美》 小说介绍
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yewenhengzhegehuilai,yijinmenwendaoyiguyouxiang,taliansezhoubian,“yerou,nitouyongwodexianggao!”
yerouwuyu,“womeiyong。”
yewenjimangqufanxianggao,zheikeshixiaoyiteyijitadaidezhenshangzuishixingdexianggao,yerouyaoshigantouyong,tayidingbuhuifangguota!
tadakaixianggao,zixijiancha,quedinggaotimeiyoushao,tameitouquezhoudegengjinle。
meiyongtadexianggao,neizheishishenmeweidao?
yerouzuanjinbeizili,guozhuquanshen,zhezhushenshangdexiangqi。
yewenzhuabuzhuyeroubabing,lenghengyisheng,xiangdaomingtianhaiyaojianwengege,tatuodiaoyifushangletukang,zhunbeizaodianshuijue。
yerouturankaishikesou,kedesixinliefei。
“咳咳咳”
tayizhikesou,yewenxiankaibeizizuoqilai,qihuhudengzheyewen,“nizheiyangrangwozenmeshuijuea!”
yerouyibiankeyibiandaoqian,“wokenengshidiaoshuili,ganmaole。”
yewennuozhebeizijintiezaikangtou,litababaimiyuan,“nikesouwuzhedian,biechuanjiwo。”
“wozhidaole。”yeroubeiduiyewenjixukesou。
yewenwuzheerduo,suojinbeizili,yeroukesoudaolebanye,chaodetashuibuzhe,diertianqilai,haqianliantian。
zhanglanzhuaizhuta,jianguinvyanxiaqinghei,xintengwenta,“zuowanmeishuihao?”
yewenxiangdaozuowanjiushengqi,“haibushiyerou,yizhikesou,chaosile。”
zhanglanyijing,jintianlijiajiulairenle,yeroukebiechushenmewenti。
“怎么会咳嗽?”
yewenyuqixianqi:“zuotiantashangshandiaoshuilile,huilaiyifudoushishide。”
zhanglanzoujinchufang,jianyerouyibianshaohuoyibiankesou,tameitouzhoudegengjin。
chifandeshihouyerouyeyizhizaikesou,kedesuoyourendoukanta,shengpatayikouqishangbulaisiguoqu。
yijiazichuleyerou,zaofandoumeiyouchihao。
chilefan,zhanglanbuan,duipopodao:“yaobugaitian,ranglijiakandao,huibuhuiduoxianga?”
zhaoxiulandenglezhanglanyiyan,“laibujile。”
tadehuayingangluo,yuanwaichaochaorangranglaileyijiaziren。
“人来了!”
yerougenzheyewenjinletangwu。
lijiarenjinlai,zouzaizuihoumiandenanrenshencaiaixiao,yehaishuoshibuyanzhongdebojiao,shijishangyoujiaozhenggedoushijixingde,shenglaijiushigexiaojiao,chuanbushangxie,zhuzheguaigunsuozhetuijinlaile。
jianzheyerou,liheshangxiadaliangyifan,mianluxianqi,dingzheyewenbunuoyan。
lihemazuozaiyizishang,daliangyifanyerou,tazuozaiyewenshenbian,shougulinxun、liansekuhuang、shencaiganbie,beibai**nendeyerouyichen,xiandegengchoule。
xiangdaoerzidexiaojiao,tayemeiyouduotiaoti,dankeyiyayajia:“womenjiacailizhijiyibaiwu。”
zhanglanjile:“shenzi,bushishuohaoshiliangbaikuaima?”
lihemalengxiaoyisheng:“nijiayatouzhangdezheimechou,yaoliangbaikuai,nimenjiahaoyisima?”
“wochou?”yerouzhanqilaizhizhelihe:“nierzizheiyang,haixianqiwo?”
她说完咳嗽两声。
“nizenmeshuohuani?”lihemajileyipaizhuozi。
“wodeshishihua。”yeroubusong,zhengmianduihuiqu:“buyuanyiting,keke,nijiuzou。”
lihemalengxiaoyisheng,kanxiangzhaoxiulan:“dajie,zheishinidehaosunnv。”
zhaoxiulandengleyerouyiyan:“darenshuohua,nishaochazui。”
yeroudingzhezhaoxiulan,jixufali:“keke,rangwojiaren,nimenwenwoyijianlema?”
zhanglanduizhelijiarenxiaozhedao:“zheihaizizongshishuoshahua。”
youzhuantoukanzheyerou,yeshixiaozheshuode,yanjingliquemeiyouyidianxiaoyi,“nizheimedale,bujiaren,jialiyebunengyangniyibeizia!”
yeroulengxiaozhizheyewen:“nihuirangyewenjiajiyigequezi?”
“bizui!”yehaimengdiyipaizhuozi,daheyisheng。
yerouyouzhongzhongkesouyisheng,kanxiangyehai,“niyeyaobawojiajizheigequezi?”
yehaibuhangsheng,duokaiyeroumuguang。
一家子自私鬼。
yeroulengxiaoyisheng,jiezhekesoubadanyaosaijinzuili。
tabishangzui,zuohuiyizishang。
zhanglanpazaichubiangu,songkou:“yibaiwujiuyibaiwu。”
lihemayifutamenjiakuiledemoyang,bayibaiwupaizailezhuozishang。
zhanglanxixiaoyankai,yehaibiaoqingyisong,lianyixiangbugouyanxiaodezhaoxiulanzuijiaodougouqilaile。
叶耀祖笑得最荡漾。
yiwuzixiqiyangyangdeshihou,yerouturankaishikesou,gangkaishitazhishixiaoshengkesou,houlaisishiyabuzhule,kesoushengyuelaiyueda。
lihemayuanbenbuzaiyi,houbizhuzuibuzailiaotianle,sisidingzheyerou。
zhanglanlianmangjieshi,“yerouzuotianshangshandiaoshuilile,shouleliang,pingshizheiyatoushentikehaoni!”
shuowan,tajileyewenyigeyanshen,yewenzhanqishenpaochuwuzi。
yeroujixukesou,kedehunshenzhandou。
lihemameitouzhoudeyufajin,shoulianghuikechengzheiyang?bieshiyoushenmebingba?
yewenduanzhewenshuijinlai,saijinyeroushouli,jiaxiaodao:“jie,hedianshui。”
yeroujieguoshuimengguanleyikou,bukesoule。
zhanglanmangxiaozhedao:“jiushishouliangle,xiaohaizidouzheiyang。”
lihemameitoulvesong,jixushangliangdingqinderizi,yuguangpiedaoyerouyoukesouleyisheng,shoudangzhuzui,zhifengyouxiehong!
tamengdizhanqishen,zoudaoyeroushenqian,lishengdao:“bashoutankai!”
zhanglanjianyoushengbiangu,shangqianyibuqulata,“shenzi,zheishizenmele?youhuahaohaoshuo,biexionghaizi。”
lihemashuaikaizhanglandeshou,lengzheliandengzheyerou,youshuoleyibian,“bashoutankai!”
yeroucanghuangyaotou,qiuzhusidekanxiangzhanglan。
zhanglanbuzhidaotachoushenmefeng,yibaiwumashangyaodaoshou,jueduibunengchuwenti。
“shenzi,nikannibaxiaorouhehuaile。”
lihemazhijieshangshou,qiangyingbaikaiyeroudeshou,jiantamanshoudexue,lishenghedao:“zheishishenme?!”
zhanglanlidezuijin,mianseyibian。
tagangyaokaikouzhaobu,yerouzhangkoupenchuyikouxue!
“laobinggui!”lihemaliansedabian,daizhetaerzijiuzou。
zheizhongbinghuichuanren,yejiabunengdaile。
她一边走一边骂。
“shenmegoudongxi,guinvdelelaobinghaiganxujiwomenjiaerzi!”
“wopei!sangliangxindeyijiagoudongxi!”
“zhaoxiulan,jintiandeshiwomenjiameiwan!”
lihebeitamazhuaizhezoudeliangqiang,pinpinhuitoukanyewen。
zhanglangubushanglanlijiarenle,tahoutuisanbu,simingcabeiyerouxuejianshangdeyifu。
yejiarenqingkejianpaolegesifenwusan。
yeroutuxuebuzhi,momingxiangqilezhouxingchidianyinglimiandepenxueshiye。
——
yewenyikouqipaochuqu,xiangdaoyeroutuxuedemoyang,shengpazijiyeranshangbing,jimangganwangweishengsuo。
“叶温。”
tingdaorenjiaota,yewenhuitou。
zhaowanchechumoxiao,badabaitunaitangsaijinyewenhuaili。
“woxiaogucongzhenshanghuilaijiwodaide,jinichangchang。”
yewendengdayanjing,dingzhenaitangyankoushui。
zuotianzhaowanturanlaizhaotawanyijinghenfanchangle,jintianjuranhaijitanaitang?
tabuquedingwendao:“zhendejiwo?”
“jini。”zhaowandiandiantou。
“这怎么好意思。”
tashuodekeqi,zuijiaoxiaorongzangdouzangbuzhu。
zhaowanyouxiaozhedao:“niyaobuyaoquwojiatingshouyinji?”
yewengangyaodaying,xiangdaohaiyaoquweishengsuoyougaikou:“mingtianwoqunijia。”
shuowan,tajicongcongzoule。
zhaowankanzhetabeiying,muguangzhongdejihenyandouyanbuzhu。
yewenyigenongcuntuyatoujuranhuishisilingyuandiushidenver,sannianhoubeitaqinshengfuqinjiezou,houbanbeizichihebuchou,xingfuleyibeizi。
zhonglaiyishi,tayaojiajijiangchen、jiaohaoyewen,juebuhuizaizoushangyishidelaolu。
我靠吃瓜系统变美