《整顿奇葩邻居》 小说介绍
zaiguqingdebixia,cengdaqianglimeijuanchengweileyimingbeizhudingyaoyumingyunkangzhengdeyingxiong。tamianduizheyigemoshengerweixiandeshijie,xuyaoyongqihezhihuilaizhanshengxieeshili。zheibuyanqingxiaoshuoronghelemaoxian、qihuanheaiqingyuansu,daijiduzhewujindejingxihegandong。“geweiqinaidelinju,ganxiedajiaduiwomenlongfengbaodexiai,meiyousuilidelinjumenzhuajinzhuanzhang,jidebeizhu(ziyuanzengyu)feichanggan……jiangrangniyubabuneng,yinfaneixindeshensi。
《整顿奇葩邻居》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
ruzhuxinfangdiertian,yezhuqunliturandanchuyizetongzhi。
「dajiahao,woshi1607yezhucengdaqiang,wolaopomashangyaoshenglongfengtaile,qinggeweilingjusuili9999,yunyihuodaojiushijiu。」
「jialiyoudunhuangjinde,jidejibaobaodalianggejinsuozhaocainafu。」
「woyitianjiadajiaweixin,qingsusutongguo,lijinzhuanwoshijidedahao(ziyuanzengyu)debeizhu,feichangganxie!」
「lingwai,xiaoquliyouzhiyebaomuma?woyuanyikaichuliangqiandegaojiachengyipinqing。
lijiajinshihaishao,meitianzhiyaozuowudunyuezican,honghaobaobaobukujiuxing,yitianshierxiaoshi,yuexiuyitianbuguanchizhu,youyixiangdelianxiwo,piqihaodeyouxiankaolv。」
1607deyezhulesuoyouren,jianwoqunnichengshishuyangyingyangshijingzhijiedianlewodeming。
“1707demeinvnihao,wokanninichengshiyingyangshi,xianzaizhenchengyaoqingnilaiyingpin。xiangxinwoganggangfadenidoukandaole,zanmenshilinjuloushanglouxiade,nengjinitigongzheimehaodegongzuoshinidefuqi,xiwangnibuyaobushihaodai,kandaohoumafanjinkuaihuifu。”
huabitajiufengkuangjiawohaoyou,wokandaohouzhijielaheileta,bingzaiyezhuqunli**kaimai。
qingchen6dian,wobeiweixinxiaoxichaoxing,dingdingdingdehaizaixiang,womimihuhudakaimiaoleliangyan,shunjiantongkongfangda,kandaoleyoushiyilaizuinitiandefayan。
「dajiahao,woshi1607yezhucengdaqiang,wolaopomashangyaoshenglongfengtaile,qinggeweilingjusuili9999,yunyihuodaojiushijiu,ganxiedajia。」
「jialimianyoudunhuangjindepengyou,jidejibaobaodalianggejinsuozhaocainafu,daoshihouyibingjiwo,wohuidengmendaoxie。」
「woganggangyijingtianjialedajiaweixin,qingsusutongguo,lijinzhuanwoshijidedahao(ziyuanzengyu)debeizhu,feichangganxie!」
cengdaqianglianxufalesantiaoxiaoxi,meiyitiaodoupeishangfukuademeiguihaiyouziyagezhongbiaoqing,binglesuoyouren。
neiyuqizirandaowoyiweizijiwuruxiangqinxiangaiyijiarenqunli,keshuishunjianyisaoerkong,wobendasuandaziduitade,danqunliyaquewusheng。
woxiangzhegangruzhuxinfangjiudangchutouniaobutaihao,yushijuedingjingguanqibiandengyourenpenta,wozailaizhugong。
xiangdaozheiwodiaolejingyinjixubujue,yishimenglongzhongyinyuechuanlaimarendeshengyin,guolehuiyourenlaiqiaowojiamen,bangbangbangdeshengyindadaoxiangshilaicuizhaide,woyikancaiqidian,qichuangqiyifanshunjianhenhuoda。
wonuqichongchongzoudaoketingkailemen,kaimendeshunjianyishuanglveweiyouheideshou,pengzhelianggehongjidandiguolai。
“gongxigongxi,longfengchengxiang,zhulianbihe,shuangxilinmen,fudaocaiyundao。zheifuqimeinvnijiehaishibujiea?”
woyouxiemenglenglengdingzheyanqianzheigeaipangdenanren,taxiaodetaijiale,jirenyizhongyoumaonideganjue,woxiayishifangbeizheta。
“jielezenyang,bujieyouruhe?”
nanrenwushiwodewenti,buguansanqiersiyi,naqishoulidehongjidanjiusaiwoshuiyidouli。
ransedehongjidanmeiyouguse,bawobaiseshuiyikoudaibianyuanranshangyicengxianyandehong,wobumanzhoumei,nanrenhaizaishuojixianghua。
“longfengshuangsheng,fuzeshenhoujiehongjidanbaibingxiao,zheimehaodedongximeinvnayoubujiede,qunlishuolewojiamashangyaotianyiduilongfengbaobao,zanmenshilinjuziranyoufutongxiang。”
woshenxiyikouqi,zongsuanzhidaotashisheile,ganggangqunlinitianfayandeneigerenjiushita。
cengdaqiangjianjidanyijingbeiwo‘shou’xia,luchujianjidechengdebiaoqing,shuangshouzaikudangqianfanfucuo,kanqilaihenweisuo。
“doushuoyoufutongxiang,jiranlongfengbaofuqifennile,nijiuzhichixialongfengbao,suige9999busuanduoba,linjumendouyijingbaqianzhuanwole,xianzaijiuchanijiale。”
shuobacengdaqiangmalitaochushouji,wowangzheshoukuanmashangmian4ge9,xinlibaiyanfanshangletian。
xianzaicaiqidian,qunlimeiyourenherenzhuheta,genbenbukenengdousuileli。
erqiewogangbanguolai,gentalianmiandoumeijianguo,woqingejiehuntadouzhirangwosui1888yuanyisixia,cengdaqiangzheigeshibabeizipanbushangguanxideren,juranrangwojitasuili9999yuan,tanaozishibushihuaile?
worenzhumarendechongdong,tuikaitadeshouji,xunsubadoulidehongjidanhaijicengdaqiang,bingyongliguanshangmen。
“buhaoyisi,nilongfengtaidefuqiwojiubuyaole,niliuzhezijimanmanxiangfuba,lingwaizhubaobaoshentijiankang,yihoubielaifanwo,womenbushu。”
cengdaqiangzhongyufanyingguolaiwojujueleta,liansedunshizhangchengzhuganse,chenmojimiaohoupokoudama“shenmewanyia,zheimedianqiandoujibuqi,haihaoyisigenwotongzhugaodangxiaoquni,pei,xiaojiantizi,wolongfengbaodefuqinibupeixiangyou!”
**zhemenxintiaojiasu,xiaotuiduyouxiefaruan,zheigexiaofangzishiwofendouhaojiniancaizanlaide,meigeyuehaifangdaidoufeijing,zenmekenengjinei**suizheimeguideli。
cengdaqiangmamalieliehaoyihui,caiqusaoraoqitalinjule,wodakaiyezhuqun,yijiusijiyipian,wohenhaoqizheigexiaoquyezhubaoronglizheimeqiangdema,zheizhongqipayemeirengandui?haishishijiantaizaodouhaimeixing?
wozhengyihuomenhouqiaomenshengyouxiangqile。
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