《你笑一下呗》 小说介绍
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duruomanwumudedizaiadaxiaoyuanliguanglesangexiaoshi,zouguolexiaoyuanlidemeiyigejiaoluo,xiangganshouchoulaotousuoshuodenianqingrendehuolihereqing。
tonglingrenshibitaxiangxiangzhongdehaiyaoyouhuoli,meiguojifenzhong,bianyourenguolaigentadahua,xunwennengbunengrenshiyixia,jiaogepengyou,jiageweixin。
duruoconglaimeijianguozheimeduoxiangyaogentajiaopengyouderen,‘pengyou’zheigeciduitalaishuoketaimoshengle。
buguoxinggeshiran,guangcongwaibiaokan,tayixiangdanding。
choulaotoushuoyongzhongguoguhuajiang,tashitaishanbengyuqianersebubiandeneizhongren。
suoyijishixinlichayinianqingrenweishenmezheimeaijiaopengyou,mianshangyemeiyoubiaoxianchulai,zhishidakaishidebutaishuliandeweixinruanjian,anzhaotamenshuodediankaileerweima,yuanbenbudao30rendeweixinzhanghao,guanglejigexiaoshihou,bianchengle3000ren。
duruokanzhesuoweide‘pengyou’renshu,xinliyishideyi,wandianerjiujichoulaotouxianbaixianbai,kankanshenmejiaotiancai,yitiannengjiaodao3000gepengyoujiushitiancai,rangtazaishuota!
3yuefendebeichengliangfengxixi,duruochuandehaisuanduo,butaileng,danshizouleile。ditoukanleyanshouji,xujingmoyizhimeihuitadeweixin,tazhinengzhaogedifangxianxiuxi。
benxiangjintushuguankankanshu,danmeiyouxueshengkaburangtajin,bianquleshitang,taele。
fandianganggangjieshu,shitangliderenliaoliaowuji,fancaiyesuoshengwuji,duruotiaoleyigekanqilaifancaibijiaoduodechuangkou。
chuangkouneideayizhengzuozhegengebideayihuxiangkandashan,xiaochulesancengxiaba。
duruozhanzaichuangkouqianzhilejigecai,shuodao:“ninhao,woyaozheijiyang。”
ayisaoletayiyan,zhanqishen,shengyishao、dousandoudijitazhuanghao,“18。”
duruowen:“nalinengsaoma?”
ayi:“shenmesaoma?shuafanka。”
“我没有饭卡。”
“hei,nizheixuesheng,chifanbunafankazenmechi?douwowanni?fandouzhuanghaole。”
“nimeishuozhinengshuafankaa。”
“zheihaiyongwoshuome?manadadexueshengnagexueshengbuzhidaochifanxuyaoshuafanka,buzhichixianjinsaoma!bushiwomenxuexiaodea?bushiadadelaishitangcoushenmerenaoa?kaobushangadaguolaicanguana?”
shitangneicishilengqing,ayideshengyinjianrui,yishixiyinlesuoyourendeshixian。taneifugaogaozaishangdetaidu,doubudandanxiangshitangshitajiakaide,haoxiangadadoushitajiakaide。
duruobuzhiqingshimeili,danbushitataidubuhaodeliyou。
duruomianseyijiudandan,feichangpingjingdikanzhetashuo:“fat-ass-nerd。”
ayiyileng,tingbudongshenmeyisi,lishengwen:“digushenmeniaoyuni?haohaozhongguorenbushuozhongguohua。”
duruobuxiedelengchiyisheng,“yuanlaitingbudonga,wohaiyiweiadadeshitangayinengjingtongbaguoyuyanni,yebuzenmeyangma。”
ayiyiye,duruokanzhetaganggangtuomohengfeideshuchu,youkanleyantashouzhongdetuopan,yanshenxianqidezhuanshenlikaile。
beihouyixichuankaiayigengebidetucao:“nikankanxianzaidexiaoguniang,zhangderenmorenyangde,beidilidoubuyidingshenmeyang,haipaobiedexuexiaolaihunchihunhe,sheizhidaobaozheshenmexinsilaide,kanzhejiubuxiangxuexihaode。”
shiruisanrengangjinshitangjiuzhuangjianlezheimeyichudaxi,shunjianxinlingfuzhi,naohaizhonggousichuleyichangyingxiongjiumeimeinvfangxinanxudechangjing。
shiruijichongchongdichongguoqu,duizheayixiongqiantiezhedemingpaipailezhangzhaopian,nudao:“nidengzhebeitousuba!shenmetaidu!”
ayiwusuoweijudeqingheng,lizhiqizhuangdao:“maifanbujiqian,haishiwodecuole?”
duruoduizheizhongturuqilaidexiaochaqubingweifangzaixinshang,gouyankanrendideshi,tayujiandeduole,zheidengfanfusuzi,doubupeilangfeitaduoyudejingli。
zhishijinglezheimeyizao,fanmeichidao,haizhanlehuiqi,xinlidunshimeilenaixin,huangdulejigexiaoshi,jiuweiledengxujingmodexiaoxi,tagen‘si’leyiyangjingranyizhibuhui,shangshenmekenengjigexiaoshibukanshoujia,tayebupeitazheimedeng!
duruozhunbeilikaiada,chuquzhaogedifangchifan。
gangzoudaoshitangmenkou,shoujiyuyintonghuaturanxiangqi,duruoditouchakan,mianwubiaoqingdijietong,duimianchuanlaidichenhaotingdeshengyin。
“laiwoxuexiaole?xianzaizainaer?”
“三食堂。”
“我5分钟到。”
duruoshenmeyemeishuo,zhijiegualetonghua,suibianzhaolegeweizhizuoxia,xinliqidao,xujingmodanfanganchidaoyimiaozhong,tajiusidingle。
ganggangzuoxia,jiujiansangenanshengzouguolai,zuodaotaduimian,qizhongyigenanshengerduoyoudianhong,daizhejifenmiantiandeqingshengkaikoudao:“tongxue,nibieshengqi,sanshitangdeayitaiduyizhidoubutaihao,wogangganggenshitangjinglitousule。”shuozhedijitayibeirenaicha,“sanshitangdecaibutaihaochi,naichahaixing,bujieyidehuaxianheyibeinuannuanwei。”
duruomuguangpingjing,kanletajimiao,jieguonaichakaikoudao:“xiexie。”
nanshengyanzhongshanguoyisixinxi,haoqiwendao:“nibushiwomenxuexiaodeba?yiqiandoumeijianguoni。”
duruochashangxiguan,xileyikounaicha,guoshanglaijikezhenzhu,jiaolejiao,kouganqdanyouli,yanjingliangleyixia,tawen:“zheishishenme?”
shiruimengleyishun,meidong,zhijiantasihushifaxianleshenmeyouqudedongxi,youxileyidakounaicha,pinjianshidemanmanjujiaozhe,yanhongshuirundechunbanrangtabuhaoyisizixidingzhekan,lianmangyikaileshixian。
tashitandihui:“zhenzhunaicha?”zheiniantouhaiyourenbuzhidaozhenzhunaichashishenme?
duruolerandidiandiantou,“henhaohe。”
shiruijiantaneifurenzhendianpingdemoyang,momingbeichuozhongxiaodian,meirenzhuxiaoleyixia,haokeai,haopiaoliang…
xinlidejinzhangmomingxiaoshilexuduo,tajixudao:“xihuanhewozaijinimaiyibei?”
杜若:“可以。”
shiruixinzhongdaxi,bujujuetadeshihao,shibushidaibiaotayouxiwang?!
taxingfendichaomengsenyanghechucongtiaolexiamei,zixinganggangshengqi,jiujianduruonachushoujidakaiweixinerweima,yanshenqingchedewenta:“niyeshilaihewojiaopengyoudeme?jiaba,naichaqianwoweixinzhuanjini。”
shiruixiaorongninggule,yibiansaomajiahaoyou,yibianshuo:“yibeinaichaeryi,buyongkeqi。”
duruorushidao:“meikeqi,woyouqian,zhishimeiyoufanka。”
tazhishishihuashishuo,daoleshiruierlideyisijiushi“yibeinaichaeryi,woyoubushimaibuqi,nibieduoxin。”
tasuoyoudebiaoqingdouxiezailelianshang,jinshaoshaoshiluoleyixia,bianmashangdiaozhenghaolexinqing。
yeshi,zheizhongbimingxingdouhaiyaohaokandexiaoxiannv,naernengshiyibeinaichajiunengboquhaogandude。
shiruiwen:“yuninaichayebucuo,xiangchangchangme?”
“keyi,xiexie。”yizhijuzheerweima,jiantapangbiandelianggenanshengmeidong,youwendao:“nimenbujiame?”
mengsenyanghechucongjieshiyileng,kanleyanshirui,youkanleyanmeinv,wen:“womenyenengjia?”
duruotaidutanran:“weishenmebukeyi?”
gangganglaizhaotayaoweixinderen,yeyouchengbangjieduiguolaide,jihurenrendoujialetadeweixin。
shiruiyanshenjinggaotaliangbietianluan,naiheyouyidexiaochuanzaicifanchuan,mengsenyanghechucongliangrendongzuoyizhidixunsunachushoujijialehaoyou。
kaishenmewanxiao,zheizhongjibiemeinvdehaoyouwei,sheihuibuxiangyao,guangkankanpengyouquandoushihaodea。
sanrenzaiyipangwushengdejiaoliuyanshen,duruozaiduimianrenrenzhenzhendiditouhenaicha。
turan,yidaoshuxiyouhaotingdeshengyinxiangqi。
“shenmeshihouhuilaide?”
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