狂徒张三，直播普法
《狂徒张三，直播普法》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaoxueshenzhangmeirandexiaoshuojiaozuo《kuangtuzhangsan，zhibopufa》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshifenglingjiuxiaoqingxinchuangzuodeyibendoushifenggedexiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：“……”gupingwenmanlianwuyu，pianke，zhengsedao：“yougejiatingbaolideanzi，mingtianshangwudeguoqudiaochaqu……...
《狂徒张三，直播普法》 第3章 薛深张梅然普法直播 免费试读
“……”
chenmoleyihuier，xueshendakaimaike，xianzuolegeziwojieshao，jieshileyixiagupingwenlinshiyoujishideqingkuang，ranhou……
“wojidajiajianggegushiba。youyitian，zhangsanzaitongxuejuhuishanghelehenduojiu，suoyirangtadenvpengyoukaichehuijia。lushang，nvpengyouchejibuxing，baqianbianyiliangchejiguacengle。jiaojingguolairangnuoche，nvpengyounuolebantian，dounuobudaozhengquedeweizhishang。zhangsanzhejizhixia，zijizuoshangjiashizuoqunuoche，pa，batingzailubiandejingchejizhuangle。”
弹幕炸了。
『ranhouni？laoshi，ranhouzenmeyangle？』
『hahahahahahahahaha！』
『woxiaodaoquanxiaoqudeyinkongdengdouweiwozhaoliang，louxiadiandongchefenfenbaojing，fangyuanshilidegongjidoukaishidaming！』
『zheilaoshijintianzenmebunianfatiaole？woshimiansantiansanyemeishui，jiudengzhelaizhibojianshuijueni。』
xueshensaoleyandanmu，wen：“zuihou，nimencaizhangsanbeidingleshenmezui？yaozenmepan？”
弹幕沉默了一瞬。
『交通肇事？』
『buduiba，zheigeyinggaidingyiweixianfangfaweihaigonggonganquan，haoxiang……』
『nei……fangaigongwu？？』
『xuefalv，haoxianghaitingyouyisideo。』
『wobalianjierengdaowomenbanjiqunlile。』
zhibojianchushifensiliang：15ren。
zhibojianshishifensiliang：63ren。
liliangqian，haichadetaiduo，xueshenzaixinlitanlekouqi，kaikou：“zhangsanzuihoubeidingleweixianjiashizui。”
『adui！tahejiule！！』
『neiwoyaoshidangzhejingchademianhejiu，jingchazenmezhidaowojiachezhiqianshibushihejiule？』
xueshennaqibaowenbeihezhecha，haishulegedamuzhi：“haobanfa！jiujiabeichadeshihou，jiandaojingchaxianchangheyipingbaijiu，genjingchashuo——duibuqiwomeijiujia，kandaonintaijinzhanglecaixianghepingjiuyayajing。”
danmuyipian“hahahahahahahaha”。
“keshi——”xueshenhuafengyizhuan，“zheinengguibifalvma？dangranbuneng。anzhaosifajieshizuixindeguiding，ruguozhangsanzaibeichajiujiadeshihouxianchanghejiu，qiyinjiuhoudexueyejiujinghanliangdabiaode，yeyinggairendingweizuijiu。”
『jiarenmen，woyigexuehaiyangshengwuzhuanyede，jurantingdongle！falvhaoxiangmeiyouwoxiangdeneimenan……』
『zheigezhishidianyiqianwobeiguojibaibiandoujibuzhu，danzheiciwoxiangxin，wosidoubuhuiwangle。』
『xiexielaoshidepufa！yihouwoyidingyaokaojinfaxueyuan！！』
zhibojianshishifensiliangbuduanzengzhang，congsanbaidaowubai，zaicongwubaidaoyiqian。
xueshenjixupufa，jiangdao：“suoyi，jiujiabeichadeshihou，buyaodangzhejingchademianhejiu，daoburuqicheertao，kandaojingchajiupao，chebuyaole。diertianzaikandaojingchadeshihou，yaomanqiangrexue、manhuaizhengyidizoushangqu，wen：jingchatongzhi，zuotianneigexiaotouzhuadaolema？wokeshirexinshimin，kandaoxiaotoujiuxiachechongguoquzhuile，chedoubuyaole，wozheiyangderenzenmekenengjiujiazuijiani？”
『hahahahahahahaha！』
『xiaowenhao，nishifouyouhenduoxiaopengyou¿¿¿¿¿¿』
『fanzuijinggao！chuanshoufanzuifangfazui！』
『loushangwojiniwumaoqian，wominglingnibaneitiaodanmushanle，rangwofa！』
这时——
zhibojiandepingmuturanbeiyigejieyigedeliuxingyubaping。
『zhangmeiran：dashangzhuboliuxingyu×20』
yishijian，zhenggepingmudoubianchengleyipianhongse。
『quanzhangonggao：zunguidesvipyonghu“zhangmeiran”dashangzhubo“liuxingyu”×20，sulaiweiguan！』
所有人都傻了。
『yigeliuxingyuyaoyiqiankuaiba？』
『meiranmamaqueerzima？jialiqueyongrenma？』
『真NM牛逼！』
『huitoujiuquxuefa，kaigezhibojianpufa！』
『loushangtingmeitingshuoguo，quanrenxueyitiandaleipi，quanrenxuefaqiandaowanguaa。』
kandaozuihouzheitiaodanmu，xueshensuikoujieleju：“neinimenzhidao，xueyiderenzhuanxinglaixuefalv，youduokepama？”
弹幕：？
xueshenxiaolexia，“wodasandaofayuanshixineinian，genzhefaguankaiting。tingshendeshihou，yigedangshirenlanweiyanfazuole。”
『然后呢？』
『gujiyaoyanqishenlileba。』
“yanqi？yongbuzhe。”xueshenshuo：“gangqiao，youlianggefaguanyiqianshixuewaikeyixuede，yikandaolanweiyanhuanzhejuedetebieqinqie。faguanshuo——dajiabuyaohuang！sujing！shujiyuan，nihesifajingchaqubagebidediaojieshishoushichulai。womenyiqianshixueyide，ganghaoshoulihaiyouyitaoshoushudaozaishenbian。bieshuoshijinimengelanweile，yibiankaitingshenanziyibiangedoumeiwenti。”
弹幕笑疯了。
wangyoumenkuangshuaxiaobuhuole。
xueshenpufazhibojiandelianjie，zaigegeappdequnliaolifengkuangchuanbo。
cishi，zhiboyijingjinxinglesishifenzhong。
zhangmeirande“zhengzaiguankanzhibo”，jixueshenzhibojiandefensiliangdailailejudadetisheng。
zhangmeiranzaizhibopingtaishangyoujishiwandefensi，yingxianglibuxiao。
zhangmeirandefensi，youbushaodoushunzhezhangmeirandezhanghao，dianjinlexueshendezhibojian。
zhibojiandeshishifensiliangwei1547。
youkandaoresoulaicourenaode，yeyouxiangxuefalvlaitingxueshenpufade。
弹幕有人问——
『xuelaoshi，ninhao，woshijinnianyingjiedefakaoxuesheng，xiangwenninyixia，zhapianzuihedaoqiezuiyaozenmequfen？』
xueshenxianglexiang，“neiwozaijinijiangyigegushiba。zhangsanzhaolegefeichangpiaoliangdenvpengyou，mashangyaojiehundeshihou，pinlideqianbugou。tanazhewuwankuaiqianquzhaomoshushi，xiwangmoshushibangtabianchengwubaiwan。”
『然后呢？』
xueshen：“moshushishuo，zheigemangwoyidingbang。nibaqianfangdaozheigexiangzili，nahuiqu，qigexiaoshihouzaidakai。dakaizhiqianhaiyaomuyugengyi，fenxiangjingshou，xiangxibeifangxiangliankesanbaigetou，yibiankeyibianshengchiershizhiyouyu。zhangsankewanzhihou，manhuaiqianchengdidakaixiangzi，faxianlimianshiyidiefeizhi，shangmianhaixiezheyixingdazi：nizhensha，qishininvpengyoushigebianxingren。”
『hahahahahahaha！』
『zheimoshushiyinggaipangeguyishanghaizui（guyishanghaidanshengouzui）』
『秀儿！』
『wotingdeyilianmengbi，haoxiangdongle，youhaoxiangshenmedoumeiyoudong！』
『xuelaoshitouzoulewodenaozi，ebu……kenengshipian，bushitou。』
xueshenkanleyiyanzhibojianfensishu，yijingdadaoleyiqianjiubaiduo，juliliangqianhaiyouyibuzhiyao。
tamantiaosilidikaikou：“suoyi，ruguoshouhaizhekeguanshangyouduicaiwudechufenquan，zhuguanshangyouduicaiwudechufenyishi，zefanzuixianyirenzhuanyicaichanzhanyoudexingweichufanzhapianzui。ruguoshouhaizheqianquechufenquanhechufenyishizhongderenheyige，zeqincaixingweichufandaoqiezui。benanshidianxingdedaoqiezui。”
『woyigexuemuzhuchanhouhulide，jurantingdongle！』
『？？？faxuebenkedewoyilianmengbi』
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『a！dongledongle！！qishixuelaoshideluojilianhenqingxi！！！』
huamianshangmimimamadedanmuli……
xueshenyekandaoleyouxiajiaodezhibojianfensishu：2063
【叮！】
【renwuwancheng：pufazhibojianfensiliangtupoliangqian，jianglirenminbi+500，falvluojinengli+200，falvlunzhengnengli+50，gupingwenhaogandu+10。】
【diaoluoyinzangjiangli：weiyan*1】
薛深：？？
威严是什么鬼？
xueshenyemeiduoxiang，zhibojieshuhoutayuanbenxiangjizhangmeiranfaweixin，wentadashangliuxingyudeshi。
zhangmeiranyijingjitafalailexiaoxi。
zhangmeiran：“zhibojiandedashang，suanshijintiandefalvzixunfei。”
zhangmeiran：“wobuqianbierenrenqing。”
xueshenhuiwanzhangmeirandexiaoxi，gupingwenjiudaledianhuaguolai。
“师父……”
dianhualichuanlaigupingwenshuanglanghunhoudexiao，“xiaoxue，gandebucuoa！diyicizhibo，zhibojianfensijiupoliangqianle。”
xueshenbuhaoyisidizhualezhuanaodai，“shifu，neiwohaibushipazaleninlaorenjiadezhaopai，caizaizhibojianlineimemailididoubaofu。”
“xinglexingle，wotixingniyiju，falvbuyaoguoduyulehua，fouzerehuoshangshen，nijiudehuixiangxialaojiaqugenzhuyiqichiganshuile。”gupingwenbanshijinggaobanshirenzhendishuo。
xueshen：“e……neiwobaganshuichiguangle，zhuchishenme？”
“……”gupingwenmanlianwuyu，pianke，zhengsedao：“yougejiatingbaolideanzi，mingtianshangwudeguoqudiaochaquzheng，niyaoshiyoushijian，genwoyiqiguoquyitang。”
xueshen：“a？wo……”
【叮！】
【chufarenwu：wanchengjiabaoanjiandediaochaquzheng。】
【renwujiangli：renminbi+200yuan，zhengjushoujinengli+300。】
【chufayinzangrenwu：jiabaoanjiandedangshirenzhonghunruleyimingduxiao，shoushangyoushiwutiaorenming，qingzhaochuta，bingxiezhujingfangzhuabu。】
【yinzangrenwujiangli：huangjinbaoxiang*1】
kandaoyinzangrenwudeshihou……
xueshendexindoutidaolesangziyaner。
tashigeputongren，tingshuoyigeshoushangyoushiwutiaomingdeduxiao，mingtianshangwuhenyoukenengyaohetamianduimian。
说不怕，那是扯淡。
可是……
zaikandaohuangjinbaoxiangshi，xueshenxindongle。
gupingwenjiujiuweidengdaoxueshendehuifu，wen：“youshenmewentima？”
xueshen：“meiwenti！wanquanmeiwenti！！”
gupingwen：“neimingtianshangwudediaochaquzheng……？”
xueshenjihushiqiangda：“qu！bixuqu！”huangjinbaoxiang，wolaile！
gupingwen：“xing，neijiuzheimedingle。”gupingwenguaduanledianhua。
xueshenfangxiashouji，nazheshuiyijinleyushi，quxilegezao。
xiwanzaochulai，tatingdaoketingliyouqingweidexiangdongsheng，congwoshichulai，jiukandaoleketingliguiguisuisuideliyu。
wangyouzhangwoweilaidianping：《kuangtuzhangsan，zhibopufa》zheibenshudewenbihuixieyouqu，renwubaoman，qingjieburuozhi，zhideyikan！
wangyounishiwoyudingderendianping：buchuibuhei，zhixiangqiqiuzuozhewensiquanyong，xiabishenzhu，dazibulei！