我是玉兔，我不想勾引唐僧
《我是玉兔，我不想勾引唐僧》 小说介绍
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我是玉兔。
changerangwoqugouyintangseng。
这个世界真的很癫。
“dajienikanqingchu，woshituzi，sanbanzui，damenya，wobushihuli！”
gouyinrenbushihulidetezhangme？
changezuozaiyuejingqiantudankou，sihaobulihuiwodeshangcuanxiatiao。
“nigenlewojiqiannianle，wonengbuzhidaonishituzi？”
我泄气了。
“那为啥让我去？”
嫦娥叹了口气。
“ai～niyoubushibuzhidao，guanyindashiweilecoubashiyinan，toudoukuaitule，qianduanshijiancaicongwozheilidingleshitaoshengfashui。”
ganqinglaozitiantianjiabandeshengfashuishiguanyinyaode！
还不给加工钱，淦！
changekanwoliansebudui，lianmangzhuanyihuati。
“xiaoyua，suiranguanyinbusuanwoshangsi，danshiyudishia，quantiantingdouzaiweiqujingzhiluxueshangjiashuang......abu，baojiahuhang！womenyuegongtaobudiaode！”
yigegezhenshimeipiluolengsangzixiande**！
“yuegongyoubushizhiyouwoyigeyuangong！”
我不服。
嫦娥气笑了。
“neinixiangrangsheiqu？wuganghaishichanchu？”
yigeyimibashuangkaimenjiroudahan，yigesancundingdelaizi。
buxiangshiyaogouyintangseng，xiangshiyaohesitangseng。
wonayanjingchouchange，lunyangmao，takeshiquantiantinggaimaodedameiren。
嫦娥眼皮子一翻。
“nihaidashanglaobandezhuyile，zadi，nixiangrangzhubajieshishi？”
gan！wangleneigesichihanle。
“nenggangan，bunenggangun，nizhidaokunlunmeinianbiyeduoshaozhiruhuasiyudexiaotuzi，nagebuxiangshanglaidingtinizheiqiannianlaotuding！yaobushikannishiwodechuangyegugan，wozaobanidiutianherencaikuquzishengzimiele！”
de，laobanfanule，buganyedegan。
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呵呵，活着真想死。
wugangjianwopengzheyaochuzhangyuduantan，nandedisanfaleyidiantongshijiandeyouai。
“xiaoyu，niyaobeicituile？”
呵，谢谢你。
“wozaixiang，zenmeyongyaochudalansundashengdejingubang！”
wojuqiyaochu，zixiduanxiang，xuehongdetuyanshanguoyilvxiongguang。
“huozhewobayaochumochengzhen，zhijiecisisunwukong，ranhoushaletangsengchirou，fanletayadezilimenhu！”
wuganghededalegelengzhan，sancundingchanchutiaoguolai。
“谁又惹她了？”
wugang：“tingzhexiangsundasheng，kenengshitangseng，shijiyinggaishiwomendelaobanchange。”
guanyindashijiyuegongfenqujinglubanjiaoshizhibiaodeshi，mantiantingdouzhidaole，jiukanyuegongchunagerencailaikenzheigeyinggutou。
woyincecedixiao：“nincaidezhenzhun！”
吴刚安慰我：
“fanshiwanghaolexiang，wanyinichenggongleni？daoshihoutangsengfeinibuqu，fangqiqujingdaye，ningfurulaibufuni，yunishuangsushuangfei......”
wojipigedadiaoyidi，yiyaochuqiaowugangtoushang。
“rangni（yichuzi）yitian（yichuzi）shaokandian（yichuzi）fanjian（yichuzi）huabenzi！”
wugangbeiwodadeaoaojiao。
“niqifutongshi，woyaogaodaotianting！gaodaotianting！”
拎着斧子跑了。
wofangebaiyan，jixumowodeyaochuzi。
“nibuyaoneimebeiguanma，buyidingjiuhuigensundashengdaqilai，shuoqilai，nimenbushiyoujiujiaome？”
蟾蜍继续安慰我。
jiujiao？shiyouzheimeyimashi。
dangniansundashengzaitiangongweima，wozaiyuegongdaoyao，meirihuanghun，tadaitianmaqutianheheshui，woqutianhexiyaoguanzi。
tashuowoxiyaoguanzideshuirangtianmahelecuanxi，woshuotamakoushuipangchouwuranwoyaoguanzi，gezhetianhedayandengxiaoyan，huxiangmanma，huxianggongji。
houlaitadanaotiangong，wonandezhengyixinbaopeng，toutoumomoduozaianchu，zailijingdechaoxiongerzinazhachaotarengqiankunquandeshihouyongyaochuzidangleyixia。
zineizhihou，gaisidenazhadaochuchuanwoanlianyizhihou！
woyouyuandikanzhechanchu：“cijiujiaofeibijiujiao。”
简称：没有卵用。
wugangyoukujijidipaohuilaile。
“changeniangniangrangniquyitang！”
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“wozhidaozheicishiweinannile，neiwoyemeibanfabushi？”
changekukoupoxin，wowudongyuzhong。
“na，yuegongjiuzheimejigeren，nikeshiwogugongzhichen，bieshuowobubangnie！”
说着，将月镜打开。
“nin......zi......hao，wo......zi......zai”
yuejingkaqiaole，woshuliandishangqupaileliangxia，jingzhonghuanhuanfuxianchuyigeyanshudeshenying。
“素娥！”
我直接一个起立！
tiqisue，neijiushiyigehenjiuyuandegushile......
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bishichangegangfeishengyuegong，neishihou，zhangshengbulaohaimeibeitangsenglongduanshichang。
changetiantiansichubenbo，weitadeqinqinlaogonghouyizhaoxunbulaoyao。
woyigemeirentengdegukulingdingdexiaotuzi，jiubeidiuzaiyuegongzishengzimie。
bujinruci，haiyaotichangedanqiyueshendezeren，jiayuyueche。
wojiushigetuzi，wonalihuijiachea？
zaiyigeyueheifenggaodeyewan，wobufusuowang，bayuechejiajinlegouli，diaojinlerenjianyigehuangshanyelindeyeshuigouli。
tutuizhele，yuejingsuile。
houlaitutuidaoshixiuhaole，yuejingquelaochuguzhang。
neishiwoyudaoleyizhihamajing，jiushirujinyuegonglidesanjiaochanchu，taneishihaishisitiaotui。
hamajingbeiyuechezadeguagualuanjiao。
“hamagongbeiwolianchengle！yueliangbeiwodaxialaile！”
得，碰到个神经蛙。
dangzhidetaiyinxingjunpixingganyuedixialaijiuwo。
“nishiyuegongxinlaideshuguan？zenmejiayuedoubuhui？”
tayishenbaipaozhanzaiyuehuizhizhong，yaojianyimeishanxingyupeishishenshangweiyideshipin，yutiantingzhongshenneizhuguangbaoqideyangzijieranbutong。
zhijuegaosuwo，takeyixinren。
wowangzhexingjunneizhangqinglengchuchendelianweiqubabadikuchusheng：
“mei......meirenjiaowo，wuwu......”
xingjuntankouqi，jiangchedixiakuangxiaodelaihamachechulai，chechubiboyisheng。
“haizafengyige，xiaotuzinichuangdahuole！”
woshunzhetashouyikan，hamajingyeshunzheditouyikan。
hama：“niganma～niwanle，woyaogaodaotianting！”
wokanxiangxingjun：“niwanle，tayaogaodaotianting。”
taiyinxingjun：......
chelundixia，yitiaohamatuierzaiyefengzhongchuisidengleliangxia，guiyupingjing。
yushi，wobayuechekaidaogouli，zahuaiyuejing，zafengyizhihamadeshi，beitaiyinxingjunmanlexialai。
xushineiwanwokudeshizaikelian，taiyinxingjunjiangwodaihuilexingjunfu。
weilemibuyuejingdequegang，yeweileanfusanjiaochanchu，taiyinxingjunjineihamaweilexieyuejing，rangtadingtiyuejingdegangwei。
cengjingrenjiandeyueliangshiguanghuamingliangdeyinpan，errujin......butiyeba！
wodetuizhele，xingjunrangwobianhuiyuanxing，riribaozhewojiashiyueche，rangwohaohaoxuexi。
qingfengfuguo，xinghecuican，xingjuntayixibaipao，shengaotuizhang，maomeichuchen。
wokandesihasiha，hamazaierbianguguagugua。
......
真不吉利。
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jiayuezongguishigejimodegongzuo。
wozaixingjunhuailibaozhetadeyupeiwan，xingjunzuozaiyuecheshangfumowodetumaowan。
congnaodaidaohoubei，conghoubeidaoerduo。
shoufahaiguaishufude，meilaiyoudishengqiyigushuxigan。
手真暖和，真香。
danshi，xingjun，duzizhendebukeyi！
wobaozhuduzi，zuzhineishuanghaokandeshouqianjin。
“baoqian，wangjinishigexianzile。”
xingjunchongwoxiao，taxiaoqilaimantianxinghedouanranshise，zhuanshourounieqiwodeerduo。
wodexintiaoshengzheneryulong，wotaizhuawuzhutulian，taifanguilea！
haihaolianshangmaoduo，kanbuchulaihong。
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zheizhonghaorizizenmehuixianduo，wodetutuidangranshi“bucenghaozhuan”。
neishinianshaobudongshi，tiantianduizheyuejingxuyuan：
ruguonengririyuxingjundaiyiqi，woyuanyiyongyuanzuogequetuituzi！
zhidaoyouyitian，xingjunyuelanyuejingsoujidexinyuansheng，zhanzaiyipangdeshuguansueturanyihuodao：
“yi～zheilizenmeyougejiaoxiaoyudexinsheng，doukuaimanle，xingjunkuaixiechulileba。”
wozaixingjunhuailishuidesijiaochaotian，genbenlaibujizuzhi。
diankaixiaoyudeneirong，taiyinfulichuanlailewoneitianbuzhichideshengyin。
“ruguonengririyuxingjundaiyiqi，woyuanyiyongyuanzuogequetuituzi！”
jiankanghongliangdeshengxian，zaitaiyinfushanghuidangleyiquanyouyiquan。
wocongshuimengzhongbeihanxing，tingjianwoneixinyuanshengzhongfuleyibianyibianyouyibian......
想死，真的。
erbianchuanlaixingjundididexiaosheng，wotaizhuawuzhuerduo，suochengyituananchun。
太！羞！耻！了！
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zheixiawoxiaoyusuanshizaitaiyinxingjundefushangchumingle，chudamingle！
yusuexialuxiangfengshi，taxiezheyanchaofengwo：
“yizhibuzhidaonalilaideyetuzi，yepeijiyuxingjun？”
yetuzi？wobufu！woshiyoubianzhidetuzi！
wodengshihuashenrenxing，yiqueyiguaidichongshangqudengta。
“woyeshizhengerbajingdexianzi，woruhebupei！”
sueqieleyisheng：“shanyejingguai，cusuwuli！”
woneishishizaishinianshaobudongshi，yequeshiyexingweituo，zuizhongyaodeshi，womeijingliguomingyundeduda。
所以我敢毒打素娥！
“worangnikankan，shenmejiaoshanyejingguai，shenmejiaocusuwuli！”
womengheyishengmaizhenaodaijiurupaodanyibanfeichuqu，jiangmeijianguozheizhenzhangdesuedingfeijinhuacongli。
yedingdezijitouyunyanhua，wozaiyuandidazhezhuanerquxiaota。
meibanfa，toutaiyun，zhanbuzhu。
“zenmeyang，laigenlaozipengyipenga！”
jiansuebantianpabuqilai，wokaikaixinxindizhunbeichetui。
一转头——
budui，kendingshizhuantoudefangshibudui，xingjunzenmezaibeihou！
tabeizheshou，shuangmouhanxiaodikanzhewo。
**笑：
“heihei，zhenqiaoaxingjun，sanbuni～shashihoudaodea～huakaidezhenhaokanha～”
woganjinjilezijiyizuibazi，meishitishenmehua，suehaizaihuaconglitangzheni！
xingjungouchunxiaolexiao，huidawo：
“dagaishinidingrendeshihoudaode。”
shuoba，taishoumolemowotou。
“nidaodishituzihaishiniuduzi？”
怎么顶人这么有劲？
woxiaorongninggule，buzhidaogaizenmejie。
suecishiconghuaconglipachulaile，kujiji：
“xingjun！zheigetujingshizaicusuwuli！xingjunweiwozuozhua！”
woganjuegangganghaishishoulile，zenmemeizhijiedingfeita，hainengpaqilaijijiwaiwai！
woceguotoudengta，hongyanshaqibilu。
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“qiaonirujinshenglonghuohu，xiangbituishangyehaodechabuduole。”
xingjundeshengyinyirujiwangdewenrunkeqin，tingbuchulaishengqiyufou。
“changeniangniangkuaihuiyuegongle，ruciwoyesuanshiyougejiaodai，huiquqiannihaishihuazuoyuanxingbijiaohao。”
shuoba，yidaoxianqiyaguolai，wenheyoubukekangjudijiangwodahuiyuanxing。
woxinliqingchu，zheijiushixingjunjisuedejiaodaile。
woyigewailaideyetuzi，zhongjiubibushangrenjiachangbanshenbiandeshuguan。
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bianhuituziyemeishenmebuhao，zhishixingjunduiwoshuyuanlexuduo。
bairibuzairangwolaizaitahuailishuijue，yejianjiayueyebuhuizaibaozhewo，ershijiangwofangzaiyipang，rangwozixixuexiruhejiashiyueche。
tuoxingjundefu，wojiashiyuechedeshouyilianchangedoubibushangle。
yizhiyucihouqiannian，jiabanjiayuechedezongshiwo！
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yiri，chenxingjunbuzai，suejiangwoguanjinlelongzili。
tazuozailongziqianbiyididaliangwo：
“buguoshizhichusheng，pingshenmenengdexingjunqingyan？”
pingshenme？pinglaozirenmeixinshan！
wofanlegebaiyan，beiguoshenqubulita。
ciyishifeibiyishi，yingpengyingzhiyouwochikutou。
suejiangyigenhuluobushenjinlai。
“yitianmeichidongxi，nikendingeleba，tuzibudouaichihuluobuma？re！jinichi！”
taxingfendinahuluobuchuowo。
dangwoshaa，huangshulangjituzibainianbuanhaoxin！
“nichia！chia！zenme？yaowoqinshouweinicaikenchi？”
shuoba，tadakailongzi，tiliuzhewohoubozijiangwotileqilai。
benlaiyizhangroumeijiaoyandeliandan，rujinxingfendeyouxieniuqu。
suenazhebaisuiledehuluobuyingwangwozuilisai。
shishihourangtakankanshenmejiaotuzijileyehuiyaorenle！
woawuzhangzuijiushiyikou，suetongdejianjiaoyishengjiangworenglechuqu，zuoshouhukouchuxianxuelinli，xianxiebeiwoyaodiaoyikuairoulai。
wobeishuaichuquzhuangzaizhuoyanshang，qingxiditingjianzijigutousuiliedeshengyin。
zheixiakebushiyichuzhele，haojichudouzhele！
gengnanshoudeshi，gangganghaibeitasaileyikouhuluobu！
huaixiaoxi，luobuyoudu！haoxiaoxi，dubuzhisi......
woyangtangzaidishang，chuqiduo，jinqishao，xianxuedakoudakoudiwangwaimao。
“小玉！”
yishengjinghu，woyuguangkanjianwoneimeilidechangexianziyilianjinghuang，piaoranerzhi。
paozaitaqianmiande，shiyilianjiaojidexingjun。
pingshiyifutaishanbengyuqianermianbugaisedeyangzi，meixiangdaozijishuguanbeiyaoyikoujiurucijinghuang。
shipawojitayuangongyaochukuangquanbingma？
haoqi，ganjuezijishilianle！
huoshengshengjizijiqiyunle！
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jiyihuilong，wokanzheyuejinglidesueyaoyaqiechi。
tuotadefu，wohuiyuegongzhengzhengyanglesanbainiandeshang。
taweiwodehuluobulixialesuilingsan，wodelinglizaihuibudaodingshengshile。
ruguoneizhenggeluobudouchile，gujiwodangchangjiuhunfeiposanle！
我扭头问嫦娥：
“她怎么在凡间？”
changeduanzhechabeiqingqingchuileyikou，youyouhuiwo：
“dangniansueshangleni，taiyinzenmeyeyaojiwogejiaodai，jiufataqurenjianlunhuilijiele，suansuanrizi，zheiyishijiushizuihouyishile。”
woneixieshangkouchufangfoyouzaiyinyinzuotong，zhandouzhezhizhejingzhongdesue。
“guiweigongzhu，jinyiyushi，fumutengai，niguanzheijiaolijie？”
zheitemefenmingjiushiqudujiade！
yixiangdaowotangchuangshangyangshangsanbainian，shanghaohouhaiyaomeirimeiyejiheixinlaobandagong。
erwodechouren，zaifanjiandanggongzhu！
wozhenxiangyikoulaoxuetushangqu！
changeyeshihenqifendibachazhanpadeyishengfangzhuoshang。
“sheishuobushini！tahaidenitangchuangshangsanbainian，shahuodouganbule，wohaidefunigongqian！yidianbaoyingdoumeiyou，qisiwole！”
我：？？？
我谢谢你？
kanwoliansebudui，changeyouzhuanlianxiaoqilai。
“niyebieqi，nikan，wozheibujiujinizhaobaofutadejihuilema！”
shuoba，changejiangtamingsikuxianghaojitiandejihuagaosuwo。
“niqujiangzheisueguanqilai，jiabantaquxuanfuma。jieshitangsengluguotianzhu，nijiurucizheiban，zairucineiban......”
“daoshihouwozaijiajieyuangongshanlizhishoupaoluchulaixunni，chenggongbanijiuhuilai！zheibujiushenbuzhiguibujuediwanchengrenwule！”
suoyi，zhetengzheiyidaquanshiweishani？
“aiya，nverguoneitangjiewaishengzhi，xitianneibianyebuzhidaotangsengshifoushenglefanxin，zongyaoshishangyishi！”
tiantinghaiguaitiliangxitianneiquntulv。
changedouyijingjiwozuodaozheifenshangle，yesuanshijinleshenweishangsidezuidanuli，woyebuhaozaibaibanbuyuanle。
“xing，wogairijiuxiaquxingfengzuolang，nikejidejishilaishuwo！”
wobuxiangbeisundashengyibangziqiaosi。
changechongwobilegeokdeshoushi，
“woyijingjinizhaohaobangshoule，niqiefangxinquba！”