《酸爽恶婆婆敢断我饭碗怼爆》 小说介绍
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diyizhangzhousanwanbadian,wozhengzaijiyouzishaqingxiangdegaozhongshengzuozixun,tashuoxiongkouxiangyazheshitou,
wogangyaoyindaotashenhuxi,ketingturanheile。dianzhabeilale。womoheizhuaguoshoujikairedian,
pingmuliangdeshunjian,kanjianpopobazheshufangmenfengxiao,shoulihaizuanzhedianzhakaiguan:“rangnizaijiapianxiaohaiqian,
wokannimeiledianzenmeliao!”xinhaoduanduanxuxu,
erjilizhishenghaizidekusheng:“linlaoshi……wohaopa……”meidengwohuiying,tonghuaduanle。
wozakaimenyaogentalilun,tawangdishangyitang,paizhedatuihan:“erxiyaosharenla!
jiuyinweiwoduanletapianqiandedian!”linjuweiguolaizhizhidiandian,wotaochushoujixiangdajihaizimamajieshi,
queshoudaotadexiaoxi:“haizitunleanmianyao,gangsongjizhen。”xianzaiwozuozaijizhenshiwai,
popohaizaigenjingchashuowo“bitaduandedian”,zhangfuzaipangbianquanwo“mabushiguyide”。
wodingzhejizhenshidehongdeng,turanxiangzhidao——dang“xiaoshun”yaonabierendeminghuanshi,zheixiao,
daodigaibugairen?diyizhangwanshangqidianwushi,diannaopingmulidexiaoyuhaizaijiuzhexiaofuyijiao,
shengyindoudekuaitingbuqing:“linlaoshi,banzhurenshuowozhuangbingtaoxue……”wogangqiaoxia“mingtianyiqijiejue”,
keting“kuangdang”yishengjuxiang,zhangguilan1/demashengxiangpochuqudekaishui,
shunjianjiaotouwotiedegeyinmian:“zaijiagenrenlaokejiuganshourenjiajiqiankuai?wokannishisangliangxin!
barenjiahaizideqianpianlaitianzijijiadekulong,bupazaotianqiana!”xiaoyuzaijingtouneitoumengdiyiduosuo,
yanshenzhilenglengde,xiangbeiheshale。woganjindiaoxiaomaikefeng,
zhuojiaohongbiquanzhe“meiyuehai8000”dezhaiwuqingdanluodewoshouxinteng,
pangbianchenleineijianxiukoumopodechenshan,wofanbianyijudoumeizhaodaotihuande。
“linlaoshi……woshibushibugaizhaoni?”xiaoyudeshengyindaizhekuqiang,kuaiyaokule。wogangyaokaikou,
jiukanjianzhuobudixialiangzheyidianguang——shizhangguilandeshouji!
xiawuwotiegeyinmianshijiuzhuangjiantawangzhuobuxiasai,
gangcaichifanshigengtingjiantagennongcunsaozihan:“wozhengpaitapianqiandezhengjuni!dengpaigoulejiuqushequgaota,
rangtazheibeizidoubiexiangganzheiquedeshi!”jieguotaneisaozilian“yiyuzhengliangbiao”sigezidourenbuquan,
haiquanta:“bieyuanwangrenjiaguniang,kanzhetingshizaide。”qidetadangchangjiubashoujishuaizaishafashang,
mamalielieshuo“yiqunmeijianshide”。“biehushuo,nixuyaobangzhu,zheibushimafan。
”woqiangyazhexinlidehuo,genxiaoyuchechugexiao,kemenwaiyijingchuanlaichenleiruanhuhudeshengyin:“zhixia,
mazuolefan,nichulaichidianbei?ta……tajiushisangmenda。”“sangmenda?wokantashixinhei!
”zhangguilandeshengyinturan**lai,bigangcaihaijian,“duozaiwulizhuangshenmeqinggao?woerzileisileihuozhengqian,
nidaohao,zaijiapianxiaohaideqian!mingtianwojiuquchaoshijinizhaolihuodehuo,yigeyueliangqiankuai,
kannihaiganbuganxianqi!”wozuanzheshubiaodeshoudouzaidou,bata**depingmujiemiankuaisujietu,
bushiyaogentachao,shipatazhenqushequnao,daoshihouwolianbangxiaoyudejihuidoumeile。“jintianxiandaozheier,
youshisuishizhaowo。”wogenxiaoyushuowan,ganjinguaduanshipin。ketinglihaizaima,
shenme“qulegesaobaxing”“pianqiandehuo”,nantingdehuayijujieyijuwangmenfenglizuan。
wodingzheshoujiyinxinglide987.2yuan,youdiankaixiaoyumamafadeshipin:haizibaozhebangemantou,
xiaokouxiaokouken,peiwen“zhongyunengchixiadongxile,yiqianlianshuidoubuhe”。shouzhizaipingmushangdunledun,
wodiankaizixunjilu,qiaoxia“mingrizhongdiangenjinxiaoyu,xiezhuyubanzhurengoutong”。zhangguilandemashenghaimeiting,
keneixiedengzhewolayibadehaizi,bitadeeduhuazhongyaoduole。dierzhangchenleijinmenshi,
shoulidegongzitiaozhoudexiangtuanfeizhi,diwoshizhijianfabai:“jixiaokoule,
jiu4680yuan……mashuonizixunshi‘pianqianyeluzi’,wotinibianjie,tamawobeiniguanlemihuntang。
”womeijie,diankaishouji,xiaoyumamafadeshipinli,haizizhengkenmantou,
yiqianlianshuidoubuhe;zaikanyinxingyue,987.2yuan,lixiayue8000haikuanchayidajie。
“chifanle!”zhangguilanduanzhexiancaichongjinlai,wan“kuangdang”zazaizhuoshang,
xiancaitangzhijiejiandaogongzitiaoshang,youzihuzhuleshuzi。“woerzileisileihuozhengzheidian,nidaohao,
guanwulixiangqingfu!”tayanjingdengzhewozhuoshangdezixunjiluben,xiangyaodingchudonglai。woxinliyijin,
taxiawujiulaozaishufangmenkouhuang,houlaicaizhidao,tashixiangzhaocuobiezi,zhengmingwo“meiwenhuapianqian”,
kelian“yiyuzheng”sangezidourenbuquan!“zheipobenzilixiedesha?wokankan!
”tashenshoujiuxianjiluben,wanlidexiancaisaleyidi。“ma,zheishilaifangzheziliao,bunengpeng!
”woganjinanzhu。“shaziliao?jiushipianqiandehuangzi!”tashijingchebenzi,
“gebixiaofanglihuoyiyue3000,binizheiquedehuoqiang!”chenleilata:“mabienaole!
”tashuaikaierzi,zhizhewobizima:“nao?wokantashixiangbachenjiapianqiong!mingtianwojiuqushequgaota,
rangtazaiyepianbuleren!”shuowanshuaimenjinchufang,liuxiayidixiancaili。disanzhangzhousanwanbadian,
diannaolidexiaoyuganggengyanzheshuo“xiongkouxiangyazhekuaishitou,chuanbushangqi”,
shufangmen“kuangdang”yishengjiubeichuaikaile!zhangguilanjuzhezhanmanyouwudeguochanchongjinlai,
youdishunzhechanbianwangxiatang,zhijiedizaiwobaichenshanshang,yunchuyidapianheiyinzi。“doujidianlehaibuzuofan?
woerzizaiwaitouleiyitian,nidaohao,guanwulizhuangwenhuaren!”tabaguochan“pa”diwangshuzhuoshangyishuai,
guntangdeyouxingzijianqilai,shunjianjintoulewomianqiandexiaoyuzhiliaofangan。“wokannijiushipianqian!
”tazhizhepingmulidexiaoyu,sangmendadezhenerduo,“renjiahaizihaohaode,
beiniliaochubinglaicaihaoeqianshibushi?quebuquede!”woyuguangpiejianxiaoyuzaijingtouneitoumengdisuochengyituan,
shouzhisisikouzhezhuojiao,zhijiedoufanbaile,yankuangshunjianhongle。wozuanjinquantou,zhijiaqiajinzhangxin,
caiyaxiafadoudeshengyin:“xiaoyubiehaipa,zanmenshaohoubuyixiaoshizixun,xianzaixiangualehaobuhao?
”xiaoyumeishuohua,zhishidianlediantou,yanshenlimanshihuangkong。wokuaisuguaduanshipin,gangyaoqishen,
zhangguilanyouyijiaochuaizaimenshang:“bushenmebu?wokannizheipianzihuojiubugaigan!mingtianjiuquxiaoquchaoshilihuo,
shouyinyuanyigeyuehainengzhengsanqian,binipianxiaohaiqianqiang!”wodunxialaijianbeiyoupaolandefanganzhi,
zhijiangangpengdaozhiyejiubeiyouwuzhanzhu。neishiwoaolesangewanshangzhenglide,
jizhexiaoyudeyongyaojianyiheqingxubianhua,xianzaiquanhuile。zhengjianzhe,
woturankanjiantaweiqundouliluzhebanjiebenzi,shiwodezixunjiluben!woxinligedengyixia,zheicaifanyingguolai,
tagangcaichongjinlaishi,chenwohuangshentoutoubabenzichuaizoule,kendingshixiangzhao“wopianqian”dezhengju。
kehoulaiwocaizhidao,tanazhebenzifanleyiwanshang,lian“jiaolvliangbiao”renzhiganyu”zheixiecidourenbuquan,
haigenchenleima:“xiedequanshiguihuafu,kendingshiguyihunongren!”“ma,zheishixiaoyudezhiliaofangan,
nibatahuile,haizihouxuzhiliaozenmeban?”woqiangyazhenuhuo,shengyindouzaifajin。“zenmeban?liangban!
”tashenshoujiubawoshoulidefanganzhiqiangguoqu,wangdishangyireng,haiyongjiaonianlenian,
“wokanneihaizijiushizhuangde,beinihuyoudezhenyiweizijiyoubing!niyaoshihaiyoudianliangxin,
jiuganjinbazheipianqiandehuocile,genwoquchaoshilihuo!”wokanzhedishangbeinianlandezhiye,
“zheibushipianqiandehuo,shizhengjingxinlizixun,woyouguojiazhengshu!”“zhengshu?
sheizhidaoshibushihuaqianmaidejiazheng!”talengxiaoyisheng,juzheguochanyouyaowangzhuoshangza,
“jintianwojiubanizheipodiannaoyezale,kannihaizenmepian!”“ma!”woganjinlanzhuta,
“nizalediannao,wozenmebangxiaoyu?zenmehaijialidezhai?”“zhai?”tashuaikaiwodeshou,
“wokannijiushixiangnahaizhaidangjiekou,jixupianqian!wogaosuni,jintianzheihuonibixuci,
buranwojiutiantianlainao,rangnimeifaganhuo!”shuowan,tayouchuailemenyijiao,nazheguochanmamalieliedizoule,
liuxiamanwuzideyouyanweihedishanglanchengyituandefanganzhi。wodunzaidi/shang,kanzheneipianyouwuhesuizhi,
yanleichadiandiaoxialai。shoujituranzhendong,shixiaoyumamafalaidexiaoxi:“haizigualeshipinjiuduojinfangjian,
shuozijishibushizhendebugaizhaolinlaoshi……”woshenxiyikouqi,caganyanjiao,
jixiaoyumamahuileju“mingtianwoqinziqugenhaizidaoqian,buliangxiaoshizixun”。
ranhoujianqidishangdejiluben——zhangguilanbabenzichuaizouyouhaihuilaishi,haizaishangmianhualehaoduocha,
ketalian“yiyuzhengsangezidoumeirenquan。disizhanggetianqushequjiaowuyefei,gangyaozou,
gonggaolanshangdehongsehaibaoturanzhajinwoyanli——“shequxinlifuwuzhankaifangri”,
xiamianyinzhelijiedemingzihezhaopian!woxinzang“dongdong”tiaodefeikuai,lijieshiwoduyanshidexuejie,
dangnianwomenyiqizuoliushouertongxinliganyu,tazuidongwozheixingyouduorongyibeiwuhui。woshoudouzaidou,
ganjintaochushoujibotongtadedianhua,gangshuo“jie,wopopozuotianbawohuanzhedezhiliaofanganhuile,
haimawopianqian”,yanleijiurenbuzhudiaoxialai。lijiezaineitoutanlekouqi:“wozhidaoninan,
xiazhouliudaiayilaifuwuzhanba,jiushuolingmianfeijidan,biegentashuoxinlifuwuzhandeshi,shuoletakendingbulai。
daoshihouworangtakankanzanmenzenmebanghaizide,binishuoyibaijudouguanyong。”gualedianhua,wozuanzhehaibaobianjiao,
zhijiadoukuaiqianjinzhilizheijianzhishijiumingdaocao!yaoshinengrangzhangguilanqinyankanjianxinlizixunshizenmehuishi,
shuobudingtajiubuhuizainaole,buranzheirizichizaobeitajiaosan。wochuaizhehaibaowangjiazou,xinlihaimeirehuduojiu,
jiutingjianshenhouyourenzaidadianhua,neishengyinwozaishuxibuguo——shizhangguilan!taduozaishequshuhoumian,
yadishengyingendianhuaneitoushuo:“shiwo,niganjinshoushishoushi,
xiazhouliuyaoshitaganpianwoqushaluanqibazaodedifang,nijiulaijiewohuinongcun!wodaoyaokankan,meilewo,
tagenwoerzizenmeguokurizi!”wojiaobuyidun,hunshendexuedouliangle。yuanlaitazaoliulexinyan!
wochumenqiangentashuo“xiazhouliushequlingmianfeijidan,wopeiniqu”,tadangshixiaozhedaying,
zhuantoujiujinongcunsaozidadianhua,haixiangzheyong“huinongcun”naniewohechenlei!
wotoutouwangshuneibianpieleyiyan,kanjiantagualedianhua,haiduizheshugancuileyikou:“xiangpianwo?meimen!
wodaoyaokankantanengshuashenmehuayang,ganpianwojiujiaodetabudeanning!”wozuanjinshoulidehaibao,
zhijiaqiadezhangxinshengteng。yuanlaitagenbenbushixiangqulingjidan,shizaojiudengzhezhuawode“babing”,
shenzhibuxiyong“huinongcun”rangchenleiweinan,jiuweileburangwohaohaozuozixun!huidaojia,
zhangguilanzuozaishafashangkeguazi,kanjianwoshoulidehaibao,yinyangguaiqidiwen:“zheisha?
youshinineipianqiandehuoji?”wobahaibaowangdoulisai,qiangzhuangpingjing:“jiushishequlingjidandetongzhi,
xiazhouliuzanmenyiqiqu。”“lingjidankeyi,biexiangdaiwoqubiededifang!”tabaguaziqiaowangdishangyitu,
“wokegaosuni,yaoshiniganpianwo,wojiugennimeiwan!daoshihouwobuguanghuinongcun,
haiyaogensuoyouqinqishuonishipianzi,rangnizaizheichenglidaibuxiaqu!”womeijiehua,zhuanshenjinleshufang。guanshangmen,
wokanzheshoujililijiefalaidexiaoxi:“xiazhouliuwozhunbeilehuanzhedeshougongzuopin,haiyoujiazhangdeganxiexin,
kendingnengrangayigaiguan。”kewoxinliqingchu,zhangguilangenbenbushi“gaiguan”dewenti,
tashidacongxindilibuxiangrangwohao。taningyuanrangwohechenleiguokurizi,ningyuanrangwobeiqinqizhizhidiandian,
yeyaohuilewodegongzuo!wobahaibaopuzaizhuoshang,shouzhihuaguo“xinlifuwuzhan”jigezi,shenxiyikouqi。
buguantadashenmezhuyi,xiazhouliuwodoudedaitaqu,zheibujinshizhengmingwozijidejihui,
gengshishouzhuzheifengongzuodezuihouxiwang。wojilijiehuileju“xiazhouliujian”,ranhoudakaizixunjilu,
kaishizhenglixiaoyudezuixinqingkuang。chuangwaichuanlaizhangguilangenlinjumawodeshengyin,kewoyijingbuxiangzaizaiyi。
diwuzhangbanyeshiyidian,wofanlaifuqushuibuzhe,erbianquanshichenleifanshendedongjing。turantacouguolai,
shengyinfamen:“zhuangdianbiaodeqianwozhaotongshijiele500yuan,maneibianwoqushuo。”tayouyulebantian,
youbuleju,“wozhidaoniburongyi,jiushi……mazonggenwoshuoni‘bujiediqi’,
haishuonixueligao、nengzhengqian,chizaohuishuailewo。”woxinligedengyixia,shenshoudakaishoujibeiwanglu,
diyitiaoshixiaoyudezhiliaojindu:“3yue12ri,
nengzhudonggentongzhuoshuoyijuhua;3yue15ri,yuanyichumenrenglaji”,houmianhaibiaozhehongquan,
tixingzijimingtianyaogenxiaoyumamafankui。zaiwangxiahua,shihaikuandaojishi:18tian,
haicha8000kuai。“wobushiyaogenninao。”woshengyinfangqing,pachaodaogebidezhangguilan,
“wojiushixiangananjingjingzuozixun,bazhaihaiwan,zanmenhaohaoguorizi,zenmehuishuaileni?
”chenleishenshoumolemowodetoufa,yuqilimanshikuijiu:“wozhidao,shimaxiangduole,
mingtianwojiugentahaohaoshuo,rangtabiezaiganshenigongzuo。”wokanzhetadecelian,xinlishaoweisongledian,
yiweizheishizongsuanyouzhuanji。kewozenmeyemeiliaodao,zhangguilangenbenmeijichenleikaikoudejihui,
houlaichenyaogenwotanbai,neitianbanyewohechenleishuowanhuameiduojiu,zhangguilanjiutoutouliujinshufang,
bawozhuoshangdezixunjilubenchuaijinhuaili,zangdaoletachuangdixia,haigenchenyaoshuo:“dengtazhaobudaobenzi,
kantahaizenmegenrenzixun、zenmepianqian!”zhuantianzaoshangwozhaojilubenshi,fanbianlezhenggeshufangdoumeijianzhe,
wenzhangguilan,tazuozaishafashangkeguazi,yanpidoubutai:“sheijiannineipobenzile?
shuobudingshinizijinongdiule,haixianglaiwo?”woqideshoufadou,kemeizhengju,zhinengrenzai,
lianyepingzhejiyibuluxiaoyudezhiliaojilu,aodaolingchensandian,yanjingdouhongle。haoburongyiaodaozhouliu,
woteyizaoqiquxiaoqumenkoumailezhangguilanaichidetanggao,yongsuliaodaizhuangzhedidaotamianqian:“ma,
jintianshequlingmianfeijidan,hainengmianfeitijian,wopeiniqubei?”tayanjingyixialiangle,ganjinchuaishangbudai,
genwochumenshihaigenlinjuwangshenxuanyao:“nikanwozheierxi,zongsuandongshile,zhidaodaiwoquzhanbianyi!
”neifudeyideyangzi,haoxiangqianjitianhuiwozhiliaofangan、zangwojilubendebushita。daoleshequfuwuzhan,
lijiezaojiudengzhele,xiaozheyingshanglai:“ayi,woshizhixiadexuejie,jintiandaininkankanzanmendehuodongshi。
”zhangguilanlimazhuaizhewodegebowen:“jidanni?bushishuolingjidanma?”“xiankanhuierhuodongshi,
jidanzailimiandengzheni。”lijiexiaozhedayuanchang,shunshibatawangzhantingyin。woxinliniezhebahan,
jiupatadangchangfanlian。zhantingqiangshangtiemanleyiyuzhenghuanzhedeshougongzuopin,youzhizhedeqianzhihe,
youhuazhetaiyangdeyouhua,zuixianyandeshigexiaonvhaidehua,shangmianyongcaibixiezhe“xiexielinlaoshi,
woxianzaiganchumenle”。lijiezhizhehuashuo:“ayi,zheishizhixiazhiqianbangguodehaizi,
yiqianneihaizitiantianduozaiyijuliku,lianmendoubuganchu,xianzaidounengzhengchangshangxuele。
”zhangguilandelianshunjianchenlexialai,lazhewodegebojiuwangwaizou,
liqidadeqiadewoshengteng:“lingjidanjiulingjidan,kanzheixiepohuagansha?wokannijiushiguyipianwolaide!
nigenzheinvdeyihuode,jiushixiangrangwoxinnineipianqiandehuoji!”lijieganjinshangqianjieshi:“ayi,
xinlizixunshizhengguizhiye,zhixiayouguojiaerjizhengshu,bushipianqian……”“zhengshu?
sheizhidaoshibushihuaqianmaidejiazheng!”zhangguilangenbenbuting,zhuaizhewojiuwangfuwuzhanmenkouchong,
haiduizhezhouweilaicanjiakaifangriderenhan,“dajiabiexintamen!zheidifangjiushipianqiande,
wozheierxikendingbeixinaole!nimenkebierangjialihaizilai,miandebeitamenpian!
”zhouweiderendoutingxialaikanwomen,wolian**lade,xianggendajiajieshi,kezhangguilanzhuaizhewobufang,
feiyaobawolazou。“ninaogoulemeiyou?”woshizairenbuzhu,shuaikaitadeshou,
“lijiehaoxinzhunbeilejidan,nibulingjiusuanle,haizaizheizaoyao,nidaodixiangzenmeyang?”“woxiangzenmeyang?
”zhangguilanchazheyao,shengyindadezhenerduo,“woxiangrangnibiezaiganzheipianqiandehuo!genwoquchaoshilihuo,
yigeyuezhengsanqiankuai,tatashishiganhuobuhaoma?feiyaoganzheiquedeshi!”“zheibushiquedeshi!
”wozhizhezhantinglidehua,“neixiehaiziyinweiwodezixunhaoqilaile,zheishizhengjinggongzuo!”“zhengjinggongzuo?
”talengxiaoyisheng,shenshoujiuxiangsiqiangshangdehua,“genrenlaokeyejiaozhengjinggongzuo?
wojintianjiubazheixiepohuasile,kannihaizenmepianren!”lijieganjinlanzhuta:“ayi,
zheixiehuashihaizimendexinxue,bunengsi!”zhangguilanshuaikailijiedeshou,haixiangwangqianchong,chenleiganghaoganguolai,
yibalazhuta:“ma,nibienaole!zhixiadegongzuoshizhengguide,nizheiyangtaidiurenle!”“diuren?
”zhangguilandengzhechenlei,yanleituranjiuxialaile,“woweilenihao,nihaixianwodiuren?
tayaoshijixuganzheipianqiandehuo,zanmenjiachizaobeitapianqiong!nizenmejiubumingbaini!”chenleibeitakudemeizhe,
zhinengzhuantougenwodaoqian:“zhixia,duibuqi,womata……”“bieshuole。”wodaduanta,
kanzhezhangguilansapodeyangzi,xinlichediliangle。woshenxiyikouqi,zoudaozhangguilanmianqian:“ma,
jintianzheishiwobugennijijiao,danwobixushuoqingchu,wodezixungongzuobuhuiting。
niyaoshizaixiangzhiqianneiyanghuiwoziliao、zaoyao,wojiuzhinenggennizoufalvchengxule。”“falvchengxu?
”talengleyixia,suijixiaodegengxiongle,“nihaixianggaowo?woshinipopo,nigaowobupabeirenchuojilianggu?
wogaosuni,niyaoshigangaowo,wojiuqunigongzuoshinao,rangsuoyourendouzhidaonishigebuxiaodepianzi!”shuowan,
tazhuaizhechenleidegebojiuwangjiazou,haibuwanghuitoudengwoyiyan:“nizuihaoganjincilegongzuo,
buranyounihaoshoude!”wozhanzaifuwuzhanmenkou,kanzhetadebeiying,shoulizuanzheneidaizaojiuliangledetanggao,
xinlixiangbeidulekuaishitou。lijiezouguolaipailepaiwodejianbang:“biewangxinliqu,ayijiushiyishizhuanbuguowan,
yihouhaiyoujihui。”wodianlediantou,kexinliqingchu,zhangguilangenbenbuhuizhuanwan。tadeebushiyishixingqi,
shikezaiguzilidezisihepianzhi,taningyuanrangwohechenleiguokurizi,ningyuanrangwobeirenchuojilianggu,
yeyaohuilewodegongzuo。wotaochushouji,jixiaoyumamafaletiaoxiaoxi:“jintianyoudianshi,zixuntuichiyixiaoshi,
baoqian。”ranhoudiankaibeiwanglu,zaixiaoyudezhiliaojinduhoumianjialeju:“jianchizhu,
bunengrangzhangguilandeeyi,huilehaizidexiwang。”diliuzhangzhourizhongwuwogangjieshuzixun,
zhaixiaerjijiutingjian“kuangdang”yisheng,chenyaochuaikaishufangmen,shoulizuanzhejiushouji,
zhilenglengdidingzhewo:“saozi,wotongxuedouyongpingguo14,jiuwoyongzheiposhouji!
womashuonimeiyuezheng8000,jiwomaiyigebei,cai6999,nizuoliangcizixunjiuyoule!
”woshoulidebi“pa”didiaozaizhuoshang,buganxiangxinzijideerduo:“yaoyao,
wozhengdeqianyaohainigedezhai,haiyaojiaofangzu,nayouxianqianmaishouji?”huahaimeishuowan,
chenyaoturanwuzheliankuqilai,zhuanshenjiuwangketingpao,bianpaobianhan:“ma!saozixiaoqi!taningyuanbangwairen,
doububangwo!tahaishuowobudongshi!”woganjinzhuichuqu,jiukanjianzhangguilancongshafashangtiaoqilai,
zhizhewodebizima:“nizazheimexiaoqi?yaoyaojiuxiangyaogeshouji,nidoubukenji?nitiantianzaijiapianqian,
lianzheidianqiandoushebudehua,shibushibaqianzangqilaibutieniniangjiale?”“womeiyou!”woqideshoufadou,
“jialidezhaihaimeihaiwan,fangzuxiageyuejiuyaojiao,wozenmekenengyouqianmaishouji?”“shaozhaojiekou!
”zhangguilanshenshoujiuxiangtuiwo,chenleiganjinlanzhuta,“ma,zhixiashuodeshishihua,zanmenxianzaiqueshimeiqian。
”zhangguilanshuaikaichenleideshou,duizhechenyaoku:“wodeguainver,shimameiyong,meibenshijinimaishouji,
rangnishouweiqule!”chenyaokudegengxiong,munvliangyichangyihe,
bawochentuochengle“xiaoqiyouzisi”deeren。wokanzhezheinaoju,xinliyouqiyoulei,zhuanshenhuileshufang。
kewozenmeyemeiliaodao,zheizhishikaishi,dangwanwoshuadouyinshi,yitiaotuisongturandanchulai,
biaotiheranxiezhe“jiemixinlizixunpianju!wosaozipianqianhaiming!”,touxiangzhengshichenyao!
woxinzang“dongdong”kuangtiao,dianjinquyikan,chenyaojuzhewodezixunjiluben,
duizhejingtouku:“jiarenmenkan,zheijiushitapianqiandezhengju!shangmianquanshixiaxiedezi,
genrenliaojijujiushouhaojiqian,womadoushuole,taxintaiheile!”gengrangwohunshenbingliangdeshi,
zhangguilanjurancouzaijingtoupangbian,duizhepingmumoyanlei:“shiajiarenmen,wozheierxitaiquedele!
renjiahaizibamadoukuaijifengle,tahaizaizheizhuanghaorenpianqian!nimenkebierangjialihaizizhaota,miandebeitahaile!
”zhibojianliyijingzhaleguo,jibaitiaopinglunshuadefeikuai,yourenma“pianzi”,yourenshua“jubaota”,
haiyourenwen“zainapianqian,womenqupuguangta”。woshoumangjiaoluandijietubaocun,zhijiandouzaifazhan。
womeixiangdao,zhangguilanjuranhuigenchenyaoyiqi,yongzheizhongfangshihuiwodegongzuo!wonazheshoujichongchuqu,
bapingmuduidaotamenmianqian:“nimendaodixiangganshenme?zhibozaoyaoyouyisima?jiubupafufalvzeren?
”zhangguilanpieleyanshouji,manbuzaihudishuo:“womenshuodeshishihua,fushenmezeren?niyaoshimeipianqian,
zenmeparenshuo?”chenyaohaizaipangbianbudao:“jiushi!wozheishiweiminchuhai,miandenizaipiangengduoren!
”woqidehunshenfadou,chenleiganjinguolaiquan:“zhixiabiejidong,worangtamenbazhiboshanle,bienaodale。
”kezhangguilangenbenburangshan,haishuo“shanlejiushixinxu”,zuihouhaishichenleiyingqiangguochenyaodeshouji,
bazhiboguanle,kepinglunqudeeyiyijingfajiao,wodesixinliquanshimawodexiaoxi。dangwanwoyiyemeishui,
diertianyanjingzhongdexianghetao。gangdakaishouji,jiukanjianlijiefalaidexiaoxi:“wozhidaochenyaozhibodeshile,
biedanxin,wolianxilesangehuanzhejiazhang,tamenyuanyilushipinchengqing。”meiguoduojiu,
huanzhejiazhangdechengqingshipinjiufalechulai,yougemamabaozhehaizishuo:“wojiahaiziyiqianzhengyeku,
zhaolinlaoshizixunhou,xianzainengshuizhejuele,linlaoshibushipianzi。
”haiyougebabajuzhehaizidechengjidan:“woerziyiqianyinweiyiyubuxiangshangxue,xianzainengzhengchangquxuexiao,
haikaolejinbujiang,xiexielinlaoshi。”xiaoyumamagengshiteyidaizhexiaoyulaijiali,
bahaizituidaozhangguilanmianqian:“ayi,ninkan,xiaoyuxianzainengchibanwanfanle,yiqianlianshuidoubuhe,
doushilinlaoshidegonglao,ninkebiewuhuita。”xiaoyuyexiaoshengshuo:“nainai,linlaoshishihaoren,tameipianwo。
”wobaxiaoyudezhiliaojiluzhenglichengce,dayinchulaifangzaizhuoshang,
limianyouxiaoyucong“meitiankusanci”dao“nengchumensanbu”debianhua,haiyouxiaoyumamadeqianziqueren。
chenleinaqibenzifanlefan,yuqilimanshiqidai:“ma,nikanzheixie,zhixiazhendezaibangren,bushipianqian,
niyihoubiezainaolezhangguilannaqibenzi,fanleliangye,zuijiaojuranchechugexiao:“yuanlaishizheiyang,
shimawuhuinile。”woxinliyisong,yiweitazongsuanyaoxingwule,neitianwanshangnandeshuilegehaojue,
mengjianxiaoyuxiaozhegenwoshuo“wokaoshangdaxuele”,mengjianzhangguilanduanzherechazoujinshufang,
genwoshuo“yiqianshimabudui,nibiewangxinliqu”。kewozenmeyemeiliaodao,zheiquanshitadeweizhuang。
neitianwanshangwoshuizhehou,zhangguilantoutouliujinshufang,baxiaoyudezhiliaojilunachulai,
yongyuanzhubibalimiande“xiaoyu”quangaichengle“xiaoming”,
haigenchenyaoshuo:“zheikendingshitazhaorenjiaqiande,nigejiushitaisha,rongyibeitapian!
dengwozhaojihuibazheigailedebenzinajilinjukan,rangdajiadouzhidaotashigepianzi!
”ketahuanghuangzhangzhanggaideshihou,loulezuihouyiye,
neiyiyeshanghaixiezhe“xiaoyumamafankui:haizinengzhudongxiwanle”,“xiaoyu”lianggezimeigaiguolai。
dangshiwogenbenmeifaxian,zhidaohoulaitanazhegaiwandebenziqulinjujiazaoyao,
linjuzhizhezuihouyiyewen“zenmezheilishixiaoyu,qianmianshixiaoming”,tacaihuangleshen,huiliuliudipaohuijia。
xianzaixiangqizheixie,woxinlihaishiyizhenfaliang。zhangguilandee,conglaibushiyishixingqi,shichuxinjilvdesuanji,
tabiaomianjieshouchengqing,beihouquexiangzhezenmejinyibuhuiwodemingsheng;tajiazhuangtuoxie,
shizezaiweixiayicideeyipulu。wokanzhezhuoshangdezhiliaojilu,zhijianhuaguo“xiaoyu”lianggezi,
shenxiyikouqi。wobazhiliaojilusuojinchouti,youdakaishouji,kaishihuifuneixiemawodesixin,
yitiaoyitiaojieshi:“woshizhengguixinlizixunshi,youguojiaerjizhengshu,ruguoniyouyiwen,
keyiqushequxinlifuwuzhanheshi。”suiranzhidaokenengmeishenmeyong,danwohaishixiangshizhechengqing,
wobuxiangrangzhangguilandeeyi,huilewoduizheifenzhiyedereai。diqizhouzhouyizaoshangchumenqian,
wobazhenglihaodehuanzhejilutanzaizhuoshang,tielezhangbianqian:“ma,zheishiwobanghaizimenzuodejilu,
ninkankanjiuzhidaowobushipianqianle。”wohaiteyibaxiaoyuneiyezheqilai,xiangzhetakanjianhaizidehaozhuan,
zongnengruandianxin。kewanshangcongxianxiafudaojigouhuilai,yitaoyaochijiulengle——shufangmensuoshangyoumingxiandeqiaohen,
xiangshibeiyingshengshengbaikaiguo。woxinzangyichen,tuikaimenchongjinqu,zhuoshangdejilumeilezongying,
lianzixunyongdebijibendiannaoyebujianle!“ma!woshufangdedongxini?”wochongdaoketing,
zhangguilanzhengqiaozheerlangtuikeguazi,guaziqiaotuleyidi,kanjianwojidemantouhan,
tafanerxiaodegengdeyi:“huangsha?wojinishouqilaile。”“shouqilaile?”woganjinzhuiwen,“fangnale?
diannaoliyoujishigehuanzhedebingli,diuleyaofufalvzerende!”tamanyouyouditudiaoguaziqiao,
congshafashangzhanqilai,zhuanshenwangwoshizou,huilaishishoulituozhezhongdiandiandedongxi,shiwodebijibendiannao!
kepingmushangmanshihesedechazi,jianpannianhuhude,xiangshibeipaozaishuililaochulaide,yikaojinjiuwenjiangusouwei。
“fushafalvzeren?wokannijiushizhaojiekoupianwo!”taturanbadiannaowangdishangyishuai,“kuangdang”yisheng,
jishenkechugedakeng,chazishunzhefengxiwanglimianshen,“zheidiannaowopolesantiandegeyecha,
kannihaizenmeyongtapianqian!”wopuguoqujiandiannao,shouzhigangpengdaojianpanjiubeinianzhu,anxiaqugenbenmeifanying。