《小姑子为了博流量,捅瞎了我儿子的狗》 小说介绍
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jiajizhoujunzhiqian,wojiuzhidaotayougewanghongmeimei。
yinweitazongshibushidejiwokantadezhanghao,gengshixianwozaijiabuzhuanqianrangwoxuexiaoguzipaishipindaihuo。
zheiyiciguonianqupojia,wozhongyujiandaolezheiweixiaoguzi。
woxiangwangnianyiyangbeijiaoquchufangmanghuozuofan,wanshihouwanghongxiaoguzizaimanyouyoudehuijia。
dajiadunshizhuipengqita,liaoderehuochaotian。
laogongzhoujungengshibuguwodemianzi,zhaotabangmang。
“meimeia,nixianzaikeshidawanghongle,nikannengbunengjiaojiaonisaozi,tayigejiatingzhufutiantianzaijiayoushouhaoxiandewenwoyaoqian,nigewohaiyaohaifangdaichengbuzhua。”
woqideliansetieqing,gangxiangduihuiqu。
xiaoguzijiuzhigougoudedingzhewonverdexiaogou,xiaoyinyinkaikou。
“keyia,buguo......woyaojieyixianierzidexiaogouyiyong。”
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xiaoguzihuayingangluo,liusuideerzijiujinzhangdebaozhexiaogoukanxiangwomen。
woyeyishimenglequan,yishimeifanyingguolaijiegouganshenme。
zhoujundaoshizhijiekaikouwen。
“meia,niyaogoulaigansha?zheigoushiwomenjiatuantuanyigeyueqianjianlaidexiaotugou,peibushangni,niyaoshixiangyaogougegejinimaiyigeneizhongyanggou,waiguodechongwugou。”
popozheishiyezhanlechulai:“haiyana,zheijianlaidexiaotugoupashiyouhenduoxijun,yaobushiwoqinsunzikuzhenaozheyaoyang,ganghuilaiwojiujitatuoqushalaijiacaile,nihaishitingnigedehua,maigechongwugouganjingdian,zheizhongtugouyangleyeshinalaichide。”
wozhoulezhoumeitou,duitamendehuayouxiefennu。
tugouzenmele?tugoukeshiwomenlaozuzongyidaidaichuanxialaide,kebubiguowaidegoucha!
erqiecongyijinmen,wopopojiuzhizhewoma,shuowomeizhaoguhaotadeqinsunzi,juranrangtuantuanbaozhezheimeyigetugouhuilai。
haizhijieshangshouqiangtuantuanhuailidegou,yangyanshuoyaonaqushalezuocai。
wogenbenlabuzhupopo,zhoujungengshizantongtamadeyijian。
zuihouhaishituantuanku,popocaixintengdefangguolexiaogou。
yaobushiwomamazhufuwo,shuowoshihezhoujunguorizi,bushihetajiarenguo,haohaochulipoxiguanxi。
kanzaizhoujunpingriduiwohaihaodemianzishang,wozaojiufanlianle。
cishi,xiaoguzicaiqingleqingsangzi,yi**zuozaishafashang。
“bushidema,wojiushixiangpaiyitiaoshipin,jiushiguanyuliulanggoude,haiyouzheibuzhenghaoma?zheizhongzangzangdexiaotugouganghaoheshi。”
“ge,nibushirangwodaidaisaozima?woganghaoxiangdaogexiangfa,buzhidaonimentongbutongyi......”
cihuayishuo,zhoujunlimaxingfendecengguoqudiantou。
“meia。womenkendingtongyia,nisaozitiantianxianzaijialibaichibaihe,zhiyaonengzhuandianqianbutiejiayongjiubucuole。”
我顿时冷眼看过去。
mingmingyikaishiwoshiyougongzuode,gongziyebubitadi。
huaiyundeshihou,shitaqiuzheworangwocizhizuoquanzhitaitai,zhaoguhaojialihehaizide。
woyeyizhijinzhijinze,jialideweishenghuanxiyifu,haizideshiniao,yijitadezaowanfandoushiwoyigerentazaizuo,jibiantameiciyingchoudaohenwanhuilai,wodouhuipaqilaibangtabafancaireyibian。
kansimeishenme,danzheixieshi,jihuzhanjulewoquanbudeshijian,henshaoyouxianxialaideshihou。
kezheicaijinianguoqu,tadaohaofeidanbutiliangwo,haidaodayipa,shuowoxianzaijiabaichibaihe,kejiusuanzhaogebaomudoudeqibaqian!
wogangxiangjieshi,xiaoguzijiukaishishuochutadexiangfa。
“ge,shizheiyangde......nimenyoumeiyoushuadaoguoneizhongjiandaoliulanggouliulangmaodeshipin,shuoguolaijiudaihuiquyang,zheizhongshipindongbudongjiushijishishangbaiwandedianzan,zhihounijiushifafaxiaogouderichangshenghuo,daoshihoudaihuohenzhuanqiande!”
“erwonidasuanzaiqigezhanghaojiuzuozheige,zheijitianzhengweizhaoshenmedongwudeshifachoude,zheibuzhenghaogenijiajiuyitiaoxianchengde,erqieyebuda,keyipaihaojinian!erwonikeyibangnimenpaiyitiaozheiyangdeqihaoshipin,buguoyinweiwogoumaoguomin,daoshihougoujiujixuyangzainimenjia,rangsaozimeitianfafatuantuanhexiaogouderichang,denghaoqilaidejiukeyidaihuozhuanqianle。”
“buguo......daoshihouzhuandeqian,zanmendewuwufen。”
wogeyanjingyiliang:“neiganqinghaoa!bieshuowuwufenjiushi,niqiwosandoumeiwenti,doushiyijiarenma。”
quanjiarenyedoulehehedekuazhouhaiyanhencongming,rangtayihouyebangzheitamendian。
kewoquejuedebagourengchuquzaijianhuilai,zheibuchunpianrenma?
tuantuanzaizheizhongbaipaidepianjuxiachengzhang,zhendehaoma?
“nimenzheibujiushizaipianrenma?”
dangwoshuochuzheijuhuadeshihou,quanjiarendoukanleguolai。
zhoujungengshiliansenankandezhanqilai。
“suqinghuan,nishuoshenmeni?womeimeihaoxinhaoyidedainizhuanqian,nijuranshuopian,wokannizhendeshiyoushouhaoxianguanle,yiweiqianhaozhuandehenma?”
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婆婆也跟着教训我。
“qinghuana,bushipoposhuoni,woerzidouyangnizheimeduonianle,nidaohao,bujinbuzhidaoganen,jinizhuanqiandejihuihaishuoshipian!woyangtiaogoudouhaizhidaoyaoweibani!”
tamendeqinqihaoyouyezhizewobudongshi,shuowozhengtianyoushouhaoxian,buzhidaozheiniantouqianbuhaozhuan。
haishuozhishiyitiaopaipaishipineryi,meishenmedabulede。
woniezhequantou,gangxiangfanbohuiqu,tuantuanjiuchongshanglaidangzaiwoqianmian。
“buxunimenqifuwomama!”
jiantuantuanzheimedongshi,wogandongdexiangku。
gengjiabuxiangrangtashenghuozaiyigexujiadejingtoushijianli。
wogangxiangmingquejujue,zhouhaiyanjiuzouguolai,dunzaituantuanmianqian。
“tuantuana,xiaoyinixiangyaodainimamazhuanqian,dannimamashuoshipianrende,neixiaoyiwenwennia,nishenhouzheixiaogoushibushijianlaide?”
tuantuanhuitoukanlekanduozaitajiaoxiadexiaogou,dianlediantou:“zheishiwozailubiankantakeliandaihuilaide。”
zhouhaiyanxiaolexiao,jixudao:“neijiranshijiande,neixiaoyixiangyaojixiaogougoupaigejianhuilaideshipin,fadaowangluoshang,zheizhishizhongxinjiluyixiadangchudechangjing,nishuozheisuanbusuanpian?”
tuantuanxiangleyihuier,haishiyaoyaotou。
“ng......tuantuanrenweizheibusuanpianba。”
woxinliyijing,zheifenmingjiushizaiwudao。
“keshi......”
wohaimeishuowan,popojiulishengdao。
“xingle!bujiunazheixiaotugoupaigeshipinma?zhendeshiduodadianshi,jiuniyouliangxin,womenzhuandedoushiheixinqian,xingleba?yidianliyebuchu,jiufeideleisiwoerzinicaigaoxingma?zheishifanzhengjiuzheimedingle,chifan,zaibuchicaidouliangle!”
wohaixiangshuohua,zhoujunturanniezhuwodeshou,zaiwoerbiandishengdao:“daguoniande,nijiushaoshuodianba,jiufeidenaodedajiabukaixinma!”
周海燕也嘲笑我。
“saozinijiufangxinba,hulianwangbenlaijiuhenduojiade,wojiupaigeqihaoshipin,houmianderichangjiujiluzhenshishenghuojiuxingle,nijiudengzhejieguanggaodaihuozhuanqianjiuxing,youqianbuzhuan,zheicaishishazi!”
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wobiezheqi,danyemeizaishuoshenme。
xinliqueanzijueding,yihoujuebuzailaipojia,gengshihuijiahouyaohezhoujunhaohaotantanzheijianshi。
houlaipopozhaohudajiashangzhuochifan。
jigexiaoshihou,dengqinpenghaoyoudouzoulechabuduodeshihou,zhoujunzheicaiquqiaoleqiaozhouhaiyandefangmen。
woxinbuzaiyandekanzhetuantuandouxiaogouwan,xinxiangyaobuyaodaitamenzoudeshihou。
zhoujundaizhezhouhaiyanchulaide。
zhouhaiyanxiaohehekanzhewo:“baoqiana,woganggangzaizhibomaihuazhuangpin,yinweihepinpaifangtandeshizheigeshijian,suoyirangnimenjiudengle。”
wogaxiaozheidiantouhuiying,zhoujundaoshiyebubihuidezhijiewen。
“meia,ninenggaosugegenizheizhuanleduoshaoqianma?”
zhouhaiyanxiaolexiao,youshouquanbuzhangkai。
zhoujundengdaleyan,shitandekaikou:“wuqian?”
zhouhaiyantingzhexiaole:“naeryouzheimeshao,wozhibojianyiqianrenni,zheilianggexiaoshixialai,maichudehuazhuangpindagaiwonengyouwuwandeyongjinni!”
“五万!”
buzhitamenzhenjing,woyejingyabuyi。
zaozhidaozheigexiaoguzidangwanghongzhuanqian,meixiangdaozheimezhuanqian,duanduanjigexiaoshijiushicengjingwoshangbanshijihuibanniandegongzi。
zhoujunzheixiagenxingfenle,zhuizhetameiwenshenmeshihoupaishe。
“biehuang,wanshanggenhaopaiyidian,chenzheigeshijianwomenxianquzhaoxiapaishedaoju,ranhouzaibazheixiaogounongzangdian,keliandiancaixing,daoshihouwozaixiegejiaobencaixing。”
zhouhaiyanshuozhe,kanlekantuantuan:“buguohaishixianbahaizidaizouba,wopataturanhuaileshi。”
popolimayingdao:“fangxin,daoshihouwodaizhetuantuanqufangbianpao,buaizhenimende。”
zhouhaiyanzheicaimanyidediandiantou。
wotingzhejuedebuduijing,bujiushipaigeshipinma,weishenmehaiyaobatuantuanzhikai?
henkuaidaolewanshang,popodaizhetuantuanchumenbianpao。
erzhouhaiyanjizhoujunshuolejijuhuahou,tajiubaozhexiaogoushenmidechuqu。
xiaogouyinweishuxizhoujundeqixi,yemeizenmezhengzha。
kantalikai,woxiangyemeixiangyegenleshangqu。
ranhoujiukanjiantanazheyigeshuiguanchaoxiaogouchong,xiaogoudongdeyibianjiaoyibianxiangpao,tajiubataanzaidishang,zhidaowanquanlinshi。
ranhoutayouzhunbeijiangxiaogourenzaihuayuandetuligunjiquan。
wozheicaizhidaoweishenmeyaobatuantuanzhizou,yaoshirangerzikandaojueduihuishangxinde。
yushiwoxiangyemeixiangchongshangqulanzhezhoujun。
“zhoujun,nifenglema?zheishituantuanzuixihuandexiaogou,zheimelengdetian,nihaijitachonglengshui,nijiubupatuantuanshangxinma?”
zhoujunbujinmeiyouzhushou,haizhizewo。
“wofengle?wokannicaishiyoubing!laozimeitianleisileihuodeshangxiaban,nidaohao,meitianchiwanjiushishui,shuixingleyouchi,wozaojiuxiangshuoni,yidianqianbuzhuanhaizaineilizhishouhuajiao,xianzaiwomeixiangdainizaijiazhuanqian,nijiufeidelaigaopohuaima?”
huoxutayishidaozijishuodeyouxieguofen,yuqiwenheleyidian:“woyebushizhenduini,fanzhengzheishinibieguanle,bujiuyichushengma?jiusuanyangdaleyeshinalaichide,zheiyangdangtiaowanghonggouyenengfahuidianzuoyong,yesuanmeibaiyangta。”
shuozhe,taanzhexiaogouzaidilizhetenglejiquan,ranhoulinzheigoulikai。
wokanzhetadebeiying,calecayanjiaodelei。
womeixiangdaowofangqishiyezuojiatingzhufu,daotoulaijingranbeitazheiyangkandai。
zheihuoxushitadeqihua,danjueduishijizanhenjiudezhenxinhua。
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yigexiaoshihou,popodaizhetuantuanhuilaile。
tuantuanganghuilaijiuzaizhaoxiaogouzainaer,wobuzhidaozenmejieshideshihou,zhoujunxiongmeijiudaizhexiaogouhuilaile。
xiaogouyibianjiaoyibianpaoxiangtuantuan。
haozaitamenjiangxiaogouxiganjingchuigancaihuilaide。
jiandouhuilaizhihou,wojiutichuyaodaizhetuantuanhuijiale,zheigepojiawoyikeyebuxiangdai。
popolanzhewo,kewozhiyiyaozou,zhoujunyezhinenggenzhewomenzou。
cheshang,yinweiwandehenlei,tuantuanyijingbaozhexiaogoushuizhele。
erzheishi,zhoujunrangwodakaitadeshoujikantamenpaideshipin,ranhouxiaozhedao:
“qinghuannikan,zheijiushiwomenganggangpaideshipin,womeishuolezheigetameilulian,daoshihounipairichangjiuzhixuyaopaituantuanchujingdejiukeyi,buguotashuozheigehaozhuandeqiandefentayiban,zheidaowusuowei,zhiyaonizaijianengzhuandianqian,nengyonglaikaizhishenghuo,woyenengjianshaodianyali。”
jintianxialai,woduitayijingshiwangtouding,suoyiwoyijuhuayemeishuo,zhishisuiyidekanlezheitiaoshipin。
yemeishenmetese,jiushizouzhezouzhezhouhaiyanturanfaxiansesefadoudexiaogouhou,jiangtajianhuiqu,xiganjingweigouliang,ranhoushuoyaoshouyangdeneirong。
daojiahou,wobaozhetuantuanhuilewoshi。
qingjiaochulaihou,zhoujunhaixingfendexianghewoliaotian。
“nishuo,dengwomenmingtianzheitiaoshipinbaolejiexialaipaishenme,womenshenmeshihounengdaihuozhuanqiana,ruguozhuanzhennengqilai,wodouxiangcizhiganzheigele,zhendeshimeitianzaochuwanguidehaimeiwomeilianggexiaoshizhuandeduo......”
jiantayizhidiediebuxiu,worenbuzhutixing。
“woquannibieyouzheigexiangfa,hulianwangbushisheidouwandemingbaide,haiyoutuantuanshuile,beichaodaotale。”
shuowan,wojiujinwushuijue。
daolediertian,chiwanzaofanwozaichufangxiwan。
突然听见周军感叹。
“zenmehuizheiyang,weishenmejiujigedianzana,bushishuohaonengbaodema?buxingwodezhaohaiyanwenwen!”
ranhoujiutingjiantadadianhuadeshengyin。
wozaojiuzhidaozheiyangdejieguo,shuaishuaishouzouchuqupolengshui。
“doushuole,zheidongxibushisheidoukeyizuoqilaide,hendachengdushangshixuyaoyunqide。”
zhoujundazhedianhuayebuliwo,ranhouwojiutingjiantagaoxingdediantoudao。
“zheiganqinghaoa,fanzhengjiuyitiaochusheng,daoshihouzhuanqianledabulewozaijituantuanmaiyitiao......”
wotingzhegandaoqiguai,zhouzhemeiwenta:“shenmezaimaiyitiao?”
小姑子为了博流量,捅瞎了我儿子的狗