《同学不讲卫生》 小说介绍
《tongxuebujiangweisheng》shiyibuqihuanmofaleideyanqingxiaoshuo,youxiaolangjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhuyaoweiraozhezhanglinsongxinxinzhankai,yigeyiwaideshikongchuansongjiangqidaidaoleyishijie,chengweileguangmingshiliyuheianshilizhijiandeguanjianrenwu。zhanglinsongxinxinbixuxuehuizhangwozijidemofanengli,bingzhaodaotongwanghuiguixianshishijiedefangfa。ranermeixiangdaonvshengsushejingranhuiyounande。songxinxinnanpengyouwusuogujidiwannongshouji,shexiangtoudefangxiangzhengduizhechuanxiaobeixinneiweinvsheng。tadeshan……chongmanleshenmihemofadefenwei,jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigelingrenjingtandeqihuanshijie。
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sushemeicengloudoupeiletaixiyiji,quezongyourenconglimiankandaotuoganshuidewazi**heneiyi。
所有人愤愤不平。
womentongguoxiezhitiaogaosuta,xiyijishigonggongyongpin,gongyongdedongxijiuyinggaijiangjiuweisheng。
meixiangdaotajingrangangongrantiaoxin。
「zheiyoushenme?jiranshigongyong,neiwoaixishenmejiuxishenmenimenguandezhema?wohaiyaohuijiabawobawoyeyede**yenalaixini!」
行!
wozhijiesouluogegeqigaidetieshenyifu,diutayifuli。
既然这么不介意。
那就洗呗!
这有什么?
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zhiqianzongzaiwangshangshuadaosusheliyourenyonggongyongdexiyijiquxihensirendewupin,zhibuguowoconglaimeiyudaoguo,meixiangdaozheicidaoshiyushangle。
shiyouzhanglinbaozhepenziyilianhuiqidicongwaimianhuilai,dalijiangpenzidiuxiajiukaima。
「shijieshangzenmeneimeduomeiyougongdexindedongxi?buzhidao**shangyoufenmiwuma?buzhidaowazishangquanshixijunma?tazheiyanghunxihaizijijiusuanle,biebaqitarenyegaodejiaochaganranle!」
tahenqifen,womensuibianwenlejujiushuochuleyuanyou。
yuanlaishitaheqitarenqupaiduiyongxiyiji,jieguodakaigaizideyishunjianquefaxianlimianzhengtangzhe**waziheneiyi。
这一看简直恶心人。
xiyijidangranbunengyongle,jizandezangyifuzhinengnahuisushelaolaoshishishouxi。
womenanweilezhanglinhaobantian,queyewukenaihe,zhinengdengayijixiyijiduoxiaojiciduzaiyong。
erjintianwoyeduanzhepenziquxiyifu。
dakaigaizideyishunjian,limianchouweipubi。
beichuandewuqimaheisanfaechoudewazihuoshengshengtangzailimian,xiangshifulandequchong。
chucizhiwai,**fanzhehuang,jinjintiezhejijianneiyi。
woshenhoudejirendoucouguolaikan,chadiandououlechulai。
「zheiyetaiexinle!wojiushouzaizheili,wodaoyaokankanshisheizheimebuyaolian!」
neigezhaoshizheyexushitingdaole,yizhidaowanshangdoumeiyoulumian,dadinglezhuyifangqizheixiedongxile。
zuihouxiyijilidezangdongxihaishisuguanayilaiqinglidiaode。
wofennudixielezhangzhitiao。
【tongxue!zheishigongyongxiyiji,bushinijia!mafanzhuyiweisheng!】
meixiangdaocaiyitian,jingranyourenhuifulewo。
duifangshuo,【zheiyoushenme?jiranshigongyong,neiwoaixishenmejiuxishenmenimenguandezhema?wohaiyaohuijiabawobawoyeyede**yenalaixini!】
我们气得胸腔发颤!
keweilegujinvshengyinsi,loucengmeiyoujiankong,zuihouyiweitongxuetiyijizimaitaixinde,fanzhengjiudeyuanbenyebuzhidaoganjingdaonaqu,burumaitaixindejinengguibidiaoneigemafan,zijiyongzheyenenggengshuxin。
zheixiasuoyourendouanxinle。
ranerxinxiyijiluodidiertian。
zangwazijingranjiuyougujizhongshitangzailelimian。
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chucizhiwai,tahaitielezhitiaotiaoxin。
【zheibuhaishigongyongde,jiranfangzaixuexiaoli,neiwozuoweixueshengyongyixiabuguofenba?nimenyaoshizailaidaodebangjiawo,burudouzijichuquzufangzhuhaole。】
tachediyinqilegongfen,loucengshangxiayuanqichongtian,tanyanbixujiuchuzheiweihaiqunzhima。
zaiwushuciduanzhezangyifuchumenqueyouwugongerfandeshihou,wozhongyurenbuzhubaonule。
「tayoubingba!wobixubatajiuchulai!」
wotaiyangxuetututiao,gennanpengyoutucaozheijitiandefanzao。
jieguotaqueshuo,「zheiyoushenme?nimennvshengyetaijiaoqingle,bujiushibawazi**shenmedehunxima,womennanshengdoushizheiyangxidea。」
「jiajia,nibietaixiaotidazuo,shangletongxuejiandeheqi。」
tadehuarangwoxinzhongyiliang,shenzhitouguotingtong,nengtingjiantaneitoumangzheqiaojijianpandeshengyin,mangzhedayouxini,duiwodezaoyuyagenjiubushangxin。
qifudexiongtangxiangbeirenpolebingshui,wolengmodi「e」leshengbianguaduandianhua。
suijifenshoulaheishanchuyitiaolong。
azawanyier,woliuzheganshenme。
wozifeimailegelanyajiankong,jiufangzaixiyijihoumiandechuangqiangshang。
zheihuiwodaoyaokankanbuyaoliandeshishei。
meiduojiu,jiankongjiupaixialeqingxirenxiang。
zheirenwoyouyinxiang,zhangdeqingchunbaijing,renchuwuhaidemoyang,kanshangqudadafangfangde,meixiangdaobeidilijingranshouduanzheimezang。
wozhijiedayinlejibaizhang【gaoshi】basuoyoujiaoxueloutielegebian。
【dajiaqingzhuyi,yudaozheirenraozhedianzou,burannatianjiubatabaheyede**sainimenzuilile。】
laiwangshangkedexueshengduizhegaoshizhizhidiandian。
「zheirenshibushicaiguan4bandeneigesheia,biaomianshangkanzheguangxianlianglidehen,zenmezheimebujiangweishengni?」
「tabuxiangshizheizhongrena,shangciqingrenjiehaijiwomenbumenderensonghuani,shibushiyourennongcuole?」
wocongtamenshenhouluguo,kanzhezijidejiezuo,tingjiantongxuemenduitadeexingbuchiyuandui,zhongyuchuleyikouqi。
zhibuguolatajiepingrilirenshedaoshijingyingdehenhao,haiyoubushaorennanyizhixin。
zhidaoshenhouyourenyachiyaodegegezuoxiang。
「zhenyiweisongxinxinduohaoni,woyaoshiyoutazheimenengzhuangwotamayeyaodangzheiqunshaquedebaiyueguang!」
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gangcaidadalieliefayandenvshenglimabeirenwuzhulezui,「xu!denghuiertaneixiehaoxiongdidouchulaimazanmen!」
erwoqiahaotingdaoleneigemingzi——songxinxin。
meicuo,jiushisongxinxin,lanqiushedebuzhang。
zhangdeduanzhengmeihao,buhuidaqiudanyikaixuejiupingjiedafangjijinlelanqiushe,jiejiaolebushaohaoyou,weihuzhezijirenmeixinshandemingsheng。
yincichulesushederen,jihumeirenzhidaotashijishangshigelatadebunengzailatadenvsheng。
zhouliuyouyijiejiuyezhidaoke,jiaoshilinaohonghongde。
gangzuolemeiduohuier,wodeshenhoujiuchuanlaiyourenjianzhijiadeshengyin。
qichuzhishijuedechaonao,zhidaozhanglinchelechewodexiuzi,「jiajia,niwanghoukankan。」
yiniutou,yikuaichaojidadejiaozhijiajiudandaolewodenaomenshang,woshiyoushengqiyouwuyu,chadianmianbuniuqu。
songxinxinjingrantuolewazicaizaikezhuoshangjianjiaozhijia!
yigushuxideechouyefeisankailai。
yourenshoubulele,xiangzhizhita,「songxinxin,qingnizhuyiyixiagonggongchanghe,zhuyiyingxiang,haizaishangkeni。」
「niguanwo?shangkezenmeni?shangkexueshengjiubunengzuodianzijideshile?」
songxinxinchuilechuizhuoshangdejiaopi。
yishunjian,quanpiaowobeishangle。
wohedezhijiezhanqilai,fengkuangdouyifu。
zhanglinjianjiaochusheng,「niebuexin!」
beiwotieletielegaoshizhihou,tagengjiasiwujidanle,gancuiyoujizijisuzaoleyizhongyemenerderenshe,neijiushixingshifenggehenanshengyiyangbujuxiaojie。
songxinxinyilianwusuowei,zhizhegangcaizhizhitaderenshuo,「mengting,nixianzaiyoubushuotale?takeshizaigaoshengxuanhua,raoluanketangzhixu!nijiuzhihuiqifuwoshiba?」
jiaomengtingdenvshengyanjingjihuyaopenchuhuo,xiongqiangbuduanqifu,mingmingyounanyandekumenquezailaoshitanjiudemuguangzhongzuoxiashen。
kehoumengtinggenwomensulesangexiaoshideku。
wohezhanglinduishiyiyan,yuanlaiwomendezaoyubiqimengtinglaishuohaishixiaowujiandawule。
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houlaimoutianshangwu,womendoubeijianjiaohexing。
xunzheshengyinzhaoguoqucaifaxianjingranshimengtingtamensushechuanchulaide。
fachujianjiaodejiushimengting,tayankuangxinghong。
mengtinghesongxinxinshiyigesushewomendouyijingzhidaole。
meixiangdaohaishihuizaizheigeqingchenbeirenhenhendishangleyike。
「zheilishinvshengsushe!nizenmekeyibananpengyoudaijinlai!nimenzenmekeyizaiwodechuangshang......zuozheizhongshiqing!」
wohezhanglindouwendaolekongqilimouzhongnanyiyanyudeqiwei,shineizhongzuoleteshushideweidao。
「neishiwodechuang!wozhishihuileyitianjia!bushisile!」
我很震惊。
songxinxindenanpengyouhaibuhuangbumangdibabeiziwangshangti。
shubuzhichuanghebeizidoushimengtingde。
我快恶心吐了。
fuzhemenkuangcaihaoburongyizhanwenjiaogen。
songxinxinrouleroulingluandetoufa,manlianbunaifan,「nihoushenmea?」
「shuileyixianidechuangeryi,nongzanglexilebujiuwanlema?zhiyuzheimejinjinjijiaoma?」
mengtingzhandouzhechuoqi,「genbenbushixiaoshi!nibujingwodetongyishandongwodedongxi!erqienimenbawodechuangnongdeluanqibazao!zangsile!songxinxinnizhendebixiashuidaodelaoshuhaizang!」
mengtingqidekouwuzhelan,songxinxinyixiajiuqingxingle。
xiachuanglaiduizhi,「shenmejiaozang?shenmehanyetiyefenmiwudoushirenshenshangde,zheiyoushenme?」
「nandaonijiubuhuifenmima?」
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tadeyifangouxueyanlun,bakanrenaoderendoudingzaileyuandi。
tazhizhemenkouderen,「kanshenmekan?woheduixiangbujiushizaitachuangshangshuileyixiama?wobujiushiyongxiyijixixiawazima?nimenzheixiemuguangduanqiandexiangbalao,wodedongxibinimenganjingduole!」
「zheimexihuankan,doushijiduwoba!jiduwonanpengyouhuohao,zuowantingqiangjiaodoutingleyiwanba!」
我不行了。
kaozhezhanglindechanfu,wohaoburongyimeidiexiaqu。
yougelaikanrenaodenvshengbumingsuoyi,zhichuanlejianxiaobeixinjiuzuanlejinlai。
ranermeixiangdaonvshengsushejingranhuiyounande。
songxinxinnanpengyouwusuogujidiwannongshouji,shexiangtoudefangxiangzhengduizhechuanxiaobeixinneiweinvsheng。
tadeshanguangdengjingranmeiguan!
kacadekuaimenheshanguangdengtongshixiangqi!
neiweinvshengjingdehuarongshise,toupidoubansuizhehuangtangdekuaimenchadianbenglie,taxianxiemeizhanzhu,lianseshabai。
wuzhulexiongkouwanghoumianduoqu。
哭声弥漫在走廊上。
zhanglinhemengtingganjindangzhuneinandeshixian,zhoumeinuma,「nikankantazaizuoshenme!」
songxinxintanshou,「sheirangtaziji**haoyifu,lianzheidouyaoguaiwoma?erqienimenyiweiwonanpengyouxihankantama?paitaliangzhangzhaopiandoushikandeqita!shencaiganbiemeirenyao,sheiqusheidaomei!」
「baobao,nishuoshibushiwogengkeaiya?」
neinandexinshangzheshoujilidezhaopian,suikouyingleju,「nihaokan。」
nvshengzhichuanlejianxiaobeixinjingchenglecuowu。
kezheilifenmingshibugaiyounanshengchumeidenvshengsushe!
womengdiqiangletadeshouji,shanchudiaozhaopian,zazaidishangdenglehaojijiaocaijieqi。
「xianzailimagunchuqu!buranwobaojingle!」
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zhanglinhuranhennanyiqichidigaosuwo,tadejiaohaoxiangzhenjunganranle。
woxinliyigedeng,xunsuzhuirulewudidong。
songxinxinyijingchediyingxiangdaowomenle。
dangwotushoucuolewushuciyifu,dakaixiyijikandaolimianshuxidezang**shi,wochedipingjingdifangxialeyiqie。
quzhaofudaoyuanhemengtinghuanlesushe。
wohesongxinxinchengweileshiyou。
suoyourendouquanwoxiangqingchu,wotongrenwuhei,mianwubiaoqingdiyangqiyimohudu。
gaixiangqingchudelingyouqiren。
songxinxinshishihoufuchudaijiale。
tadechuangshuidefaheifachou,bimilandeyuguantouhaiyao**,wozhanzaitadechuangbianxikanleyixia,chadianbeimogushangpiaochulaidebaozijizhong。
sheijiahaorenchuangshangzhangmogua!
「nixiangtongle?」songxinxinjiaoaoditingli,「nimenneitaopuadehuashushaoyongzaiwoshenshang,wobushishenmefushuderen,wojiuxihuanzenmeshufuzenmelai!」
我服了。
ninshufule,bierendaoshidaomeitoule。
zheishiyizhiliulangmaocongchuangwaicuanguo,songxinxinheleyitiao,「a!zangsile!」
真是天大的笑话。
jingranhaiyouninxianqibierenzangdeshihouna?
wolengyankanzhetayibubuwuyanzhangqideshenghuo,jiangayixiaoguodudexiyijicuomoleyibianyouyibian。
zhongyuzaizhoumodeshihoutoutouchumen,quleyitangchengjiaozuizangluanchadedifang。
neiliyougerenxinghuashizudeqiaodong。
qiaoxiazhuzhedemeiyiweikedoubisongxinxinyouguozhierwubuji!
tajinqudeshunjianbijianjiuchongchilenanyiyanyudechouwei,liudongninggudeangzangxiandeneimebuzhiyiti,yinweishenghuogaoyuyiqie。
wohaobuyouyusoujileliulanghantieshenyiwu,bingyongqianheshiwuzuoyijiaohuan。
宋歆歆愈加过分。
shenzhibataneixienanxiongdide**quandoudaihuilaihezhezijidetieshenyiwuyiqirengjinxiyijilixi!
「nizhenbupadebinga?」
tabuxie,「zheiyoushenme!」
youzheijuhuaneikejiutaianxinlea。
wozaitakanbujiandedifanggoulegouchun。
kanzhexiyijiligundongdewuyanliusekuchazi,bacongliulanghanneishoujilaidejibainianmeixiguodewazikuchatongtongrengjintadeyiwuli!
洗呗!
不是说没区别么?
那您就好好受着吧!
同学不讲卫生