《竹马老婆从三十七层楼跳下,他却怪在我身上》 小说介绍
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《竹马老婆从三十七层楼跳下,他却怪在我身上》 第1章 免费试读
huiguodangtian,zhumapeiyunxiaodeqiziduwanwancongsanshiqicenglouyiyueerxia。
kehewozhengzhengbanianmeiyouyitiaoxinxilianxidepeiyunxiaoquedaizheerzi,zaijichangduiwodanxixiagui。
“xiaoxiao,wozuiaiderenyizhishini,woxianzaijiulihun,nijiajiwohaobuhao。”
taerzibaozhewodetuidakudanao。
“neigeyouxiongyouchoudehuanglianpogenbenbupeizuowoma,woxiangyaodemamashiyouxiuyaoyandeni!”
jibaimidejuli,judadexuehuazhakaiyidi。
wojingkongdetixingpeiyunxiaohepeilelegankuaijiuren。
kewoyicicidequanshuo,huanlaidequezhiyoupeiyunxiaomanlianyanederuma:“xiaoxiao,neinvrenkendingyouzaishuashouduan,wodoukuaibeitaexinsile!”
tashuozhejiuyaolaiqianwodeshou,yangyanjinwanjiulihunzaodianquwoguomen。
wobeihedezhibuzhuganou,chajuedaobuduidepeiyunxiaohepeileleyezhongyuhuitou。
duishangduwanwansibumingmudeshuangmou,fuziliangdeyanjingshunjianxuehong。
peiyunxiaozuishangbutingrumaduwanwanbuzhihaodai,kequediernianduwanwanjirineitian,daizhepeilelebawobangdaolefeiqigongchang。
tamenjiangwoyidaodaolingchi。
peiyunxiaogengshimanlianyuanhendechaowonuhou。
“douguainigouyinwo,ruguobushinigouyinwo,wanwanzenmekenenghuipaoxiawomenqusi!nishihaisiwanwandezuikuihuoshou!”
kecongxiaodaoda,womingminglianyijuhuadoulandehetaduoshuo!
huohuotengsideyishunjian,wodeyuanhensilieshikong。
zaizhengyan,wohuidaolehuiguoqianyizhou。
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beipeiyunxiaosisiezhuhoulongdejutonghaizaiyanqianyingrao。
wosisizuanzhuyipangxinglixiangdelagan,caimeiyoulijitanruanzaidishang。
lagandejinshubujianluodewozhangxinshengteng。
danyezhengshizheizhongtengtong,zhengzaifengkuangtixingwo。
我还活着。
wocongmangtaochushouji,jianghuiguodejipiaogaiqiandaolemingtian。
zhiyaowobuzaiyuandingdeyizhouhouhuiguo。
wojiubuhuipengshangduwanwantiaolou,jiugengjiabuhuibeipeiyunxiaochanshang。
kewogangdinghaojipiao,shoujidanchupeiyunxiaofalaideyizejianxun:
“xiaoxiao,nishibushiyaohuiguole?”
wodexinshangmanyanchuyisinongliedeguiyi。
tajiaodeneimeqinmi,kefenmingwomenzhijianshenmeguanxidoumeiyou。
wojuedeexin,zhuanshoujiangtalajinleheimingdan,buxiangjitabandianyanshen。
wokuaisushoushihaodongxi,dachequlejichang。
yixiafeijibiancongviptongdaozou,dujuerenhehepeiyunxiaopengmiandekeneng。
shifenshunlidilaidaolewozaoyidinghaodejiudianzhizhong。
kehaimeidengwosongyikouqi,zaiqiantaibanliruzhudeshihou。
datuituranyizhong,shenhouxiangqiyigemoshengyoushuxidehaitonghuhuan:
“mama,shinima?nizhongyuhuilaila!”
“xiaoxiaomama,wohaoxiangniya~babashuonizheicihuilaijiuhuidailelezou,shizhendema?”
wojingkongyoujiangyingdizhuanguotou,ditoukanxiangchezhezijikujiaodexiaohai。
putaoshibandeyanjing,kanshangquchunliangwuhaideduzuibiaoqing。
zheibushipeileleyoushishei?
keshitashizenmezhidaowozaizheilide?
zheijiajiudiandebaomijibiehengao,juebuhuiqingyitoulukerendexingcheng。
而且裴乐乐在场……
wohuiguotou,kanzhepeiyunxiaojiuzhanzaibuyuanchu。
tajunlangdemeiyanwanwan,kanshangquqingshuangshuaiqi。
zhengpengzheshouzhongdeyidashumeiguihua,weixiaozhechaowozoulai。
第二章
我不由得往后一退。
wobisheidouzhidao,peiyunxiaoanquanwuhaideyangguangwaibiaoxia,shizenyangangzangdexin。
“妈妈别不要我!”
peilelejianwobuli,jianruidekuhaoshunjianzhaxiang。
tadeshougentieqianside,wozhengtuobukai。
woshenshouxiangyaobaikaitadeshouzhi,queyinlaigengdashengdejianjiao。
yipangdelurenduiwozhizhidiandian。
“xianzaidenianqingrenzhenshizaoniee!”chuansuihuashandedamajuqishoujijingtou,“haizikudesangzidoupile。”
“youmeiyougongdexina!nengbunengguanguannihaizi?”
还没等我辩解。
peileleturanyangqilian,yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeyudiaoshuo:
“babashuo,zheiyangnijiuhuigenwohuijiale。”
我额头青筋暴起。
yanjiaodeyuguangquekandao,duwanwanjingranjiuzhanzaiyipang。
“songshou!”woxialehenjing,baikaitafahongdeshouzhi,haobukeqidibatatuikai。
peilelegunzaidishangdahan:
“妈妈,别打我!”
wokebuguanzheta,zhijiechongshangqianquzhuaizhuleduwanwandeshou:
“ninengbunengguanguannierzi,tiantianzaiwaimianluanrenshenmema!”
duwanwanlengzaiyuandi,manlianyayidikanzhewo。
tadeshixianxiayishipiaoxiangpeiyunxiao,huangluandao:
“baoqian,woyebuzhidaoweishenmelelehuiguannijiaomama……”
众人顿时哗然。
yankanzheshiqingjijiangfazhandaobukekongdebianyuan。
peiyunxiaoxiaochusheng,wunaiditanletanshou:
“xiaoxiaoniyezhenshi,xiaohaizinaopiqinibuhuidangzhenleba?”
“womenketediguolaikannini,zheimeduoniandelaopengyoule,zhenshihaojiubujian。”
谁特么跟你老朋友。
woyikouzanghuatuokouerchu,queshengshengzhizhu。
duomaletayiju,wodoupajitamashuangle。
wowanletayiyan,zhuanshenzhijietuizhexiangzishangledianti。
weilefangzhitajizhuwodelouceng,woguyiancuolejigeanjian。
guanmenhou,neijidaobaoxianshuantongtongguashang,wocaizhongyujuedeanxinlexie。
yewan,menkouquechuanlaidongdongdeqiaomensheng。
我扬声询问:
“是谁?”
quemeiyoudedaorenhehuiying。
nieshouniejiaodiyongmaoyankanxiangwaimian,quemengranhemenwaideyanjingduishangleshixian。
wodejianjiaochadianyichulai。
“lelewanshangshuibuzhe,chaozheyaozhaomama。”
“xiaoxiaowanshangyigerenyehenjimoba,yidingxiangyaowolaipeipeini。”
“kanjiannideyanjingge,buyaozhuangzuomeitingdao。”
“gangcairenduo,xiaoxiaohaixiu,wodongde。”
“danshixianzaizhiyouwomenlianggerenla~kaimenba!”
peiyunxiaoyongliniudongzhemenwaidebashou。
wodemenbeizhuangdepengpengzuoxiang。
“nifenglema?laoniangzhaonirenile,nichanzhewozuoshenmea!”
“wojinggaoni,baojingle!”
peiyunxiaotingle,quezhishiqingshengxiaolexiao:
“xiaoxiao,dashiqinmashiai,niyouxiangaiwoyouxiangqinwoei。”
恶心至极!
woganjinbodaleqiantaidedianhua。
zaidezhiwobeisaoraozhihou,tamenhenkuaishuojiaorenlaikan。
menwaidepeiyunxiao,quehaishiqieerbushedijixusaoraozhe。
woganjinjiangzijishoujidedingpiaoruanjiandakai,zhunbeilianyetaolizheizuochengshi。
quefaxianyinweibaoyu,zhengzuochengshidejiaotongdouxianruletanhuan。
wodejibeihoudunshimaoqiyizhenliangyi。
第三章
menwaiyijingchuanlaijiudianrenyuandeshengyin,shuoyijingjiangrenqingzou。
wotangzaichuangshangquehaowushuiyi。
tianqiyubaoxianshi,zheiyangdetianqihaiyaochixujitian。
wutianhou,ruoshiduwanwanzaiyicitiaolou。
peiyunxiaokongpahaiyaojiangsuoyoudezuiguoquanbuqingsuandaowodeshenshang。
nandaohaiyaoxiangshangyishiyiyang,yinianhoucansima?
而且。
congtoudaoweiwohaoxiangdouhushileyigezhimingdewenti。
peiyunxiaoshizenmezhidaowodehangkongxinxi,wodejiudian。
shenzhiwozhunquedefangjiandingweide!
wojihuyaojingshengjianjiaochulai。
shuiyiquanwudicongshenshangdegechufanzhao,zuizhongjingranzaishangyidoumaolifanchuleyigehongdianjiankong。
wobuzhidaotashishenmeshihoufangzaiwoshenshangde。
chongjinyushi,woyongliangshuixilian,qiangxingrangzijilengjingxialai。
worujinyijingshizhongshengguoyiciderenle。
zongranpeiyunxiaozaian,wozaiming。
danshizongguihaishinenggouzhaodaotupodiande。
对了!
杜婉婉!
zhiyaoduwanwanzheiyishixuanzebuqingsheng,neimepeiyunxiaoyongyuanbukenengjiangtadesiguijiuyuwo。
xiangdaozheili,wofangfozhongyuzhaodaolezhuxingu。
shuiyiquanwugancuitianyiliangbianchufa。
keshiashizheimeda,wogaicongnalikaishini?
wozuosiyouxiang,caizhongyucongjiyidangzhongsousuodaolepeiyunxiaocengjingkenengdejiatingzhuzhi。
zaineigezhuzhidezhouweibutingdazhuan。
congzaoshangyizhidaowanshang,quesihaomeiyourenheduwanwandeyingzong。
yankanzhejuliduwanwantiaoloudeshijianyuelaiyuejin。
woshizaimeiyoubanfa,dierriyijiuzaizheilidengdai。
dengdaoworenbuzhufangqideshihou,zhongyuzaicaishichangmenkou,kandaoletizheyilanzicaideduwanwan。
woxijierqi,shangqianlanzhuta。
“nihao,wokeyihenitantanma?”
duwanwanfanyinglejimiao,suihourenchuwobianshineitianzaidatangdangzhongdenvren。
suijimeitouyizhou,jingranniutoujiuzoule。
woganmangzhuishangqianqu,shenqingkenqiediduitashuodao:
“baoqian,wojiaochuxiaoxiao,guanyunilaogonghehaiziyizhisaoraowodeqingkuang,wobixuyaohenishuoqingchu。”
tabiaoqingyouxieshengqi,sihuhenbuxihuan“saorao”zheigeyongci。
wojiangzuotianwanshang,zaifangjianmenkoupeiyunxiaodeluyin,haiyoutazaiwoshenshangdejiantingquandoujileduwanwan。
tadebiaoqingcaizhongyuyouxiesongdong。
“wohetabanianmeijianle,zhiqianlianggerenyebuguojiushiyinianjianbulejicimiandeshangxialoulinju,wozhendebuzhidaotaweishenmeyaochanzhewo。”
“ruoshinibuxiangxindehua,wodezhengjian、huzhaoquandouzaizheili,ruobushizheiyizhoudeshijian,zhenggeashidoumeibanfadachengdajiaotong,wozaojiulikaizheilile!”
duwanwandeshenqingshaoshaoyouxiehuanhe。
我继续乘胜追击:
“wotingshuoniyiqianyeshigegaoguan,weilepeiyunxiaofuziliangcaifangqilegongzuo……nvrenyaoyouzijideshiye,zaiganqingshangcaibuhuineimebeidong!wokeyibangnijieshaogongzuode!”
zhiyaoduwanwanzishenyoulejiazhi,taziranjiuhuiduipeiyunxiaodeyilaimeiyouneimeqiang。
zhishaoxunsidekenengxingyinggaishihuijiangdide。
“suoyi,niyaobuyaomingtiangenwoyiqiqumianshi?”
tadeyangzimingxianshiyijingxindongle。
danshihaishimeiyouzhijiedayingwo,zhishijiashanglelianxifangshi。
tazuanzheshouji,chiyidao:
“wohaishihuijiaheyunxiaoshangliangyixia,ruguokeyidehua,wozaihenigoutong……”
woxinshangmanyanshangyisibuan。
第四章
zheiyaoshibeipeiyunxiaocongzhongyijiaohe,kongpawoshuoshenmedoumeiyongle。
woganjinshangqianlazhuduwanwandeyijiao。
“bie,mianshijiuzaixiawu,xianzaijiugenwoquba!”
duwanwanhaishigenzhewoqule。
mianshijieshuhou,kanzheduwanwanbizhiqiangengjiayoushendeshuangyan,wobujinsongleyikouqi。
keshihaimeidengwogaoxingduojiu。
wanshangduwanwanbianjiwodalailedianhua。
“baoqianaxiaoxiao,neigegongzuodehua,wokenengqubulele……”
wodedanaoshunjianwengleyisheng。
小心翼翼开口道:
“keshi……zheikeshinihaoburongyizhengqulaidejihui,zheiyanghuibuhuitaikexile?”
那边沉默了半晌。
suihoujingranxiangqilepeiyunxiaoshayadesangyin:
“xiaoxiaoshibushitaiguanxinwotaitaideshiqingle?wotitaxiexienile。”
“danshilelehaixiao,xianzaihailibukaimama,zhinengweiquwanwanle。”
shuowan,jingranjiuzheiyangguaduanle。
woxintouyijin,getiantianhaimeiliang,wobianyoulaizhaoduwanwan。
tadayuezheigeshijiandianjiuhuichulaimaicai。
kemeidengdaota,jingrandengdaolepeiyunxiaodaizhepeilelechuxianzailewoyanqian。
我转身就要走。
kepeiyunxiaofangfoshoule**,shangqianzhijiebaozhulewodeyao。
liliangxuanshu,wozhengtuobukaitadeshufu。
ertajingranzaiguangtianhuarizhixia,jiuyaokaishijiewodekuzi!
“xiaoxiao,nizhongyuxiangtongle,zhudonglaizhaowomenlema?”
wopinmingdinaotayaota,tadouwudongyuzhong。
shenzhishouxiadeliqigengda。
woxiangjinyiqiedebanfa,congzijidekoudaizhizhongtaochushouji,zhengzhunbeianxia110deshihou。
peileleyanjishoukuai,shangqianjiujiangwodeshoujiduoqu。
“xiaoxiaomamanijiurenyirenba,babashuozheiyangnijiunenggouchengweiwodemamale。”
我崩溃大喊:
“nimenzheiyangshi**!woyaoqugaonimen!”
keshixiayimiao,tabianjiangwodezuiduzhu。
woshenshangdeyifubeiboguang,taqishenshanglai。
zaijijiangyaojinruwodeneiyike。
yipangxiangqiyishengqilidenvsheng:
“啊!”
正是杜婉婉!
wohanzheleikanxiangta,wushengdiqiuzhu:“jiuwo!jiuwo!”
talengzaiyuandi,buzhidaoyinweishenme,zhenggerendouzaizhenzhan。
poyuwunai,lianggerenzhinengfangkaiwo。
ranerpeiyunxiaohepeileleliangren,queshifenyanedikanxiangta:
“wobuyaoni!woyaoxinmama!mamaninengbunengxiaoshia?”
“duwanwan,ninengbunengxianzaiqusia?”
wokanzheduwanwanturanbengkuijianjiao。
闪身冲进电梯。
wobuzhidaonalilaideliqi,jiangpeiyunxiaoyibatuikai,kuangandiantijian。
“tazhendeyaoqusile!nimenzheilianggexiongshou!”
lianggerenxiangshidamengchuxingyiyang,zheishicaizhendelianshangyoulexiehuangzhang。
dengdaowomengandaotiantaideshihou。
duwanwandeyizhijiao,yijingshenchulezuiwaiyan。
挂在上头摇摇欲坠。
xiangyizhijijiangzhanchidehudie。
竹马老婆从三十七层楼跳下,他却怪在我身上