《造孽,村里最俊的懒汉娶了个癫婆》 小说介绍
zheibenxiaoshuozaonie,cunlizuijundelanhanqulegedianpoticaixinying,busutao,xiaoshuozhujiaoshiyetangxiaozhong,shuiyuelingfengdadawenbihenhao,jingcaineirongtuijianyepengqixiaole:“zanmenjiachulenijie,haiyousheihuizuobaozi?nishixiangleihuainijiema?”yepingan:“......wokeyixue。”yepengmanlianxianqi:……
《造孽,村里最俊的懒汉娶了个癫婆》 第2章 免费试读
xiaozhonglangbeidedaozaisuimuzhizhong,tuleyididexue。
“啊!我的儿啊!”
“dage,nimeishiba?”
“yetang,nizenmenengdongshoudaren,azhongshinidexianggong!”
xiaofusanrenjinghuangdepaoguoqufuqixiaozhong,youqiyounudezhizeyetang。
“yetang,nitaiguofenle,xiashouzheimezhong,nishiyaomoushaqinfuma?”zhangshinubukeedezhizheyetang:“niganjinbadaofangxia,guixialaiqiudeazhongdeyuanliang,fouze......”
yetangguanshangmentizhekanchaidaochaotamenzouguoqu:“fouzeniyaoruhe?rangxiaozhongxiulewo,buhaiwojiazhuang,bawoganchuquma?”
tamengdechongguolai,youshiyijiaojiangxiaozhongchuaidaozaidi:“ganxiuwo,nixiangsizhijieshuo,wochengquanni!”
suihoutayouhenhenhuidaokanxiangxiaofusanren:“wobujindata,wohaiyaodanimen!”
tawanruyigefengzibanhuidaoluankan,kanbuzhongjiuquanjiaobingyong,dadexiaofusanrenguikulanghao。
“yetang,nifengle,woshinipopo!”
“oudagongpo,nijianzhidanibudao。”
“saozi,youhuahaohaoshuo。”
“救命啊!”
“yetang,woyaoshaleni!”xiaozhongnubukeedecongdishangpaqilai,haiweizhanwen,yetangjiuchoukongyiquantouzazaitadenaodaishang,songtazhonghuidishangtangzhe。
“a,buxingle,wodexinkouhaoteng。”zhangshihuranjizhongshengzhiwuzhuxinkoujianjiaoyishengjiuchaodishangdaoqu。
“erxifu,biedale,wotoutengdelaomaobingyoufanle。”xiaofuyefuzheetou,xuruodekaozaiqiangshang。
yiwangtamenerlaozheiyang‘fanbing’deshihou,yetangzaimangyehuifangxiashoulidehuolaisihoutamen。
danxianzai,shafengledeyetangyidaokanguoqu:“dongbudongjiuyundao,ruochengzheiyangjiubiehuozhelianleihaizimenle,wozheijiusongniqutoutai。”
kanchaidaojiangxiaofulianpangdeniqiangpichuyidaoshenshendehenji,hedexiaofujingjiaochusheng,toubutengle,jiaoyebusuanle,paodebisheidoukuai。
yetanghahadaxiaozheyoushiyidao,jingdeyunguoqudezhangshiyecongdishangpaleqilai。
lianglaoduodaoxiaoyishenhou,batatuichuqudangdao,yetangyijiaochuaizaixiaoyideminggenzishang。
piankezhihou,xiaofusanrenhexiaozhongyiqisuozailejiaoluo。
tamenlianshangkanbuchuyidianshanghen,shenshangquetengdelihai,lianzhanqilaideliqidoumeiyoule,cikekanzheyetangdeyanshentouzhejidudekongju。
“yetang,nifengle,nizenmenengdongshoudawomen?wokeshinipopoa!”zhangshishengyinzhanzhanweiweide,yizhangyouheidelaolianxuruocanbai。
“saozi,nishibeiwoge**daoleshibushi?nibiedale,woranggejinidaoqian。”xiaoyitengdeshenziyichouyichoude,youqishixiashen,tajuedezijiyaofeile。
“duiduidui,rangazhongjinipeibushi,azhong,nikuaidianshuohuaya,jiushuofangcaishihuyanluanyude,nishibeijianghushushiguhuole,nimeixiangyaoxiuqi。”xiaofulenghanlinlidebaxiaozhongladaozijimianqianlai。
“buxiuqi,wobuxiuqile,niangzi,niyuanliangwo,wocuole,wozhendecuole!”xiaozhongmaizhetou,yandishanzhexiongguang,xintoudoushinuhuo。
yetangzheigegaiside**,tajurangandongshoudatamenyijia。
他要杀了她!
“woyounaliduibuqinimen,nimenyaozheiyangduiwo。”yetangtongxinjishoudekanzhexiaozhongsiren:“xiaozhong,dangchushinizijishangmenquqiuquwode,nihaigenwodiehedidibaozheng,huiyibeiziduiwohao,kexianzainiganghuilaijiuxiangxiulewo。”
diehedididuitajiweichongai,shengpatajiarenhouzaipojiachiku,biantiqianweitazhunbeilefenghoudejiazhuang,zuzuershiliangyinziheyitouniu。zheishieryebuzhishibeisheichuanlechuqu,yindehenduorenshangmenqiuquta,xiaozhongbianshiqizhongyige,shiqiuquzhirenzhongrongmaozuichusede,zhonghoulaoshi,jialiyougedushuren,taxiangtadiehedidibaozheng,huijiershiliangcaili,huiyibeiziduitahao,yicihuodelediehedididehaogan。
houlaixiaozhongdequejileershiliangcaili,danchengqindeshihou,tadiebacailihejiazhuangyiqijitadaiqulexiaojia。
yinianbandeshijian,yinweierlaojingchangfanbing,xuyaochihaodebushenzi,xiaoyiyaojiaoshuxiu,maibimozhiyan,cailihejiazhuangdouyongwanle,zhishengxiayitoudahuangniu。
“xiaozhong,niruoshibianlexin,buxihuanwole,keyigenwoheli,keniqueyaoxiuqi,weishenme?yinweixiuqibujinbuyongfanhaijiazhuang,hainengrangwoshenbaiminglie,yibeiziburuyi,ruoshiheli,nijiudehaiwojiazhuang,wohuijiayihouyijiukeyiguodeyouziyourun。nibuxianghaiwojiazhuang,xiangrangwoyihouguodemeinihao,jiuzaizheiliwumiewoshibuxiangzhiren,nizhengebeibi**langxingoufeidedongxi!”
“bushide......”zhangshileiyanposuodegangyaokaikouweixiaozhongbianjie。
yetangjiubabingliangliangdekanchaidaojiazailetadebozishang:“bizui,woxianzaibuxiangtingnimenjiaobian。”
“yetang,nilengjingdian。”zhangshiduishangyetangshaqitengtengdemuguang,hedehunshenmaolenghan,xianxieniaole。
“wojiarunimenjiazhiqian,nimenerlaodoushishenziyinglangzhiren,xiadiganhuobisheidouqinkuai,kewogangjiajinlai,nimenerlaojiuyinweixiaozhongbeizhuazoudeshishengleyichangdabing,binghaozhihoudoubianxuruole,meifaxiadiganhuo,dongbudongjiuyundao,xiaoyiyaodushu,liliwaiwaidesuoyouhuoquandouluozaiwotoushang,**zuiduodehuo,chizuishaodefan,shuizuiwandejue,qidebijizao。nimenshizhendebinglema?neiweihefangcaineimeyoujingshenni?duobiwoshoulikanchaidaodesudubixiaoyihaikuai,ruobushiwofanyingkuai,nimenhainengbawoyazaidishangdani。nimenyidiandoubunianmaitiruo,fenmingshenglonghuohudehen。”
“nimenzhisuoyizhuangtiruo,shiweilerangwoyigerenbajialidehuoquanganleduibudui,rangwoyigerensihounimen,zheijiushinimenshuode,bawodangqinnverkandai?”yetangyueshuoyueqifen:“zheigesangliangxindezhuyikendingbushinimenerlaoxiangchulaide,nimenhexiaozhongyiyang,doumeiyouzheiyangdenaozi,shixiaoyidechudezhuyiduibudui?”
talengxiaozhekanxiangxiaoyi:“nishijialiweiyidedushuren,shizuicongmingde。rangwoxiangxiang,xiaozhongzhisuoyihuiquwojiaqiuqu,yinggaiyeshinichudezhuyiba,nimencaidaowodiehedidichongwo,kendinghuibacailijiwo,tongjiazhuangyiqisongdaonimenxiaojia,nimencongyikaishi,jiuzaitumouwodejiazhuang。”
“saozi,bushizheiyangde,womeiyou......”xiaoyiyouxiehuangle,yetangjintiandaodizenmele,zenmeyixiazibianhuazheimeda,youweishenmehuizhidaozheixie?
“nimenchuchusuanjiwo,bawodangshazishua,rujinhairangxiaozhonglaizheruwo,wozhenshijinimenlianle。”yetangyijiaochuaizaixiaoyidexinkou:“nimenjiazheigelangwo,wozhenshidaigoule。xiaozhong,jirannibuxiuqile,neijiuheliba,bajiazhuanghaijiwo。”
“wobuheli!”xiaozhongzenghendekanzheta:“nishuodemeicuo,womenjiushizaibanidangshazishua,jiushizaisuanjini,fouzepingnidijiandetufuzhinvshenfen,youshenmezigejiajiwo......”
xiaoyiandaoyishengchunhuo,xiangzuzhixiaozhongshuoxiaququeyijinglaibuji。
yetangyijiaochuaizaixiaozhongdenaodaishang:“buhelinijiuqusi,qusi,qusi,qusi,qusisisi......hahaha,wobuhaoguo,nimenyebiexianghaoguo,woyaogennimentongguiyujin。”
douzhongshengle,tahaiyoushenmehaopade。
bufujiugan,shengsikandan!
fanzhengyebushidiyicishaxiaozhongyijiale,zaishayiciyouhefang。
tazhizhezhangshi:“wozheijiubanizheigelaobusideduosui,weijinnilianggehaoerzidezuili。”
zhuanyanyoukanxiangxiaofu,heiheilengxiaozhe:“ranhouzaibanidepiboxialai,jinidelianggeerzizuochengyifu。”
xiaofusanrendoubeitacikedefengkuangmoyanghedaole。
“fengle!fengle!tafengle!”
yetangzaitamenjingkongdemuguangxia,gaogaojuqikanchaidao,chaozhezhangshipixia。
“zhushou,wodayingheli!”xiaozhongzhejidahan,shenshangdeyifubeilenghanjinshi。
                
                                造孽,村里最俊的懒汉娶了个癫婆